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Jack500:
Your father that failed to train you is the useless bastard

Chai....

If your father hadn't left his head in a poo hole he would have had a good sight to realize the woman he knocked up to bring you to the world was a community mattress. You sure wouldn't have taken in the family tradition of burying your head in someone else's poo-hole.

What a wasted lineage...

Tuehh

Them dey whine youuuu

Emotional blackmail mixed with reverse psychology.

I wish you wisdom to handle this wahala

Sha try, stay your ground.


Who sick go well...worst case scenario....death and burial..

No be today eyaaa e don teyyy ooh

Hahahha

The horse teeth wan quickly play 3 odds.

Wharrapiry

Anything and everything goes in this British company.

Tuehhh

Uchesis:
So you comment before the op Mr Holiness who is also Mr Righteousness. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Omo you deserve an award i swear

In fact, I no even dey take note of that but e be like say I go collect this award for keep-sake....lol

Any soundtrack or special number?

Dem for arrange fiery furnace for them to dey burn inside too na, abi no be so dem say hellfire be where demon be the commander in chief?
Very incomplete performance.

Attention-seeking slowpoke..

OmegaAutos:
How una forehead dey be? Agbari ojukwu?

Na only we dey know.

Supleme ice cream court under the infamous conduction of the sniffer General of the Federation (Malami) got them finely covered.

Judgment for sale to the highest bidders.

It's a very big pity...

Chiboy, go and bail him or donate your kidney, bro...

No hospital fit swap my kids make I no code.

The gene gallant wella.

Once I check the forehead...I don confirm or reject am.

I'm very serious here, no jokes.

Forehead, big piercing round eyeballs.

No woman don fit recede my gene..

Awesome news...

The executive order should come to the rescue.

Let's await the next single to be dropped on the popular "Emilokan" album.

Jack500:
Think monkey is running mad already, keep displaying your foolishness

The shiiit belleful you?

Oya, open your mouth collect urine to wash am down.

Useless bastard.

What China can not mega does not exist.

They got to meet their huge demand for pork meat...

Supreme Court of ice cream.

PaulOtl:
Aiit Bro, thanks for the timely response, all the same.
I understand. I'll keep looking for some relief. Stay well.

You too, mate.

PaulOtl:
Rotflmao, which one is urchinating , haha.

Away from that, abeg Sir Gaby, help me out here with something little, because my money is stuck in zenith bank , and I'm out of cash. Can't even use the network to load airtime.
But I have a gtb account but that one is empty. You've helped alotta folks on this platform, kindly come through for me today. I'll be back in my feet in a few days, as they said they're working on it. I could even transfer the money back when I have access to it. It's just a phase... Nothing too much Sir, just something little and decent that I can make do with in the meantime.

Oh, bro, I'm very sorry, not at this time.
I pray you find the lil push you so deserve to make it pass this days.

Oh nooo...

Rest peacefully Gamine.

We started on this forum when it was truly a forum in 2006 and you were such a brilliant human.

Life....

Jack500:
Your father!

Oya, open that your smelly mouth make I drop my early morning hot shiiit wey be your daily breakfast.

janeedema:
At about 3:00am, I walked into the patients' ward in one of our highly esteemed teaching hospitals in Lagos-Nigeria to check up on a relative.

I passed a security man at the entrance to the department as I forced the slide door open. I muttered a good morning and made past him.

The corridors and passages were deserted. No patient, doctors, nurses, or security men were in view.

I passed the ground floor, and headed for the 1st floor through the stair case, I got to the 2nd floor and then, made for the ward. Strangely, I still found no one in sight.

I pushed the massive door that leads into Ward-A open and still, not the faintest sound from anyone.

So, I entered into the room where my relative was, checked on her, gisted with her a bit, still no one was in view or even heard us.

Of course, the other patients were snoring.

Now, there are no CCTV cameras installed, which means I could have injected any of the patients with a strange chemical, or pressed a pillow over their heads to cut off air supply like Jim Iyke in Nollywood movies.

As I made my way out, the nurses and security guards continued to snore off wherever they were.

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You see this our Nigeria, it will take more than a good president to fix it.

And the reason is simple:

Nigeria is not just the president. Nigeria is you and I, and it can only be fixed if we all take responsibility.

Pray all you want. Fast join sef. If we refuse to take responsibility as individuals, nothing will change for us as a nation.

The malady that unfolded before me had nothing to do with President Buhari. It was a flaw, a lapse by citizens who are paid salaries but left their duty post. It's called negligence.

A lapse that could cost lives. A negligence that rubbishes our identity as a people.

You want a better Nigeria? I'm sure we all do.

But a great head with sick body will definitely birth a sick life.

Nigerians remain the problem of Nigeria.

Let's rise up and become what we want to see in our nation. I still believe it's possible.
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And by the way, if you have a patient admitted into a hospital, know that their safety is your responsibility. We have so many demons carrying stethoscope these days. Don't let them happen to you.

Hmmm..

And ironically, the problem of Nigerians has been and will always be Nigeria.

Na bread and butter matter, fine girl.

Nigeria and Nigerians matter no be wetin UN fit solve at the state of the decay.

If it stinks like poo bros, it can't be moimoi. It is most certainly, poopoo.

Raymondkups12:
I have been racking my brain all day about what my fiancee told me, because I am pondering if she is lying to me or if am just overthinking it. I have decided to bring it here to get y'all views on this.

My fiancee stays in lagos. I stay in London. We talked a few days ago and she said her phone fell and the screen is bad. So yesterday I was about sending her 250k to get a new phone, when I went on WhatsApp and saw that she posted some pics on her status. Earlier she told me that she connected her WhatsApp to her laptop to be using. But it would not make sense to use your laptop to take pics. So I confronted her this morning about it. How are you using your bad phone to take pics and post pics on WhatsApp? She said that the screen is not broken with ink all over it, that it's just some part of the screen that is not working. She complained earlier to me that the same camera was now bad. So in answer to that she said she used her WhatsApp camera, that that one worked very well. Also note that she was able to type sentences on the photos she posted. I wanted to send her the money this morning, but what she said is not making sense to me. So I held back and excused her. Is she trying to exploit me financially or is she being truthful?

Note that she has had some trust issues in the past but she is also not money oriented, she hardly ask for money and she works and earn full-time.

Okay, Brother Rondon

Okay, we don hear.

Nextttt

Jack500:
Why don't you go and ask them at home

Useless thing

Dung eater...

Asswipe...

Jack500:
Maybe that is what you eat in your useless family. You can go and ask them at home

Lol...

Where are you urchinating from today, moronn?

Abeokuta?

Suffer go kill you, hungry boy.

Lol

So many people make this same mistake.

The caretaker is right...

Jack500:
Monkey keep cursing himself, keep going until your curses destroy you.

Hopeless dog

Hahhaha

Have you had your daily dosage of the poopoo today?

Dingbat

Unstable attention-seeking money miss road.

Him eyes go clear 6 months from now.

Narcissist.

Unstable attention-seeking money miss road.

Him eyes go clear 6 months from now.

Narcissist.

To ascertain the pH level of this case and to draw a line on how our courts are the foundation upon which most things rotten about this country were founded and built, just take this same case to a European or American court with the same exact facts while subtracting the media trial, and you'd shake your head until it will almost fall off from your neck.

Nigeria na waaaaahhhhh

Oracleee:
This might be quite lengthy, but hopefully it deters anybody anticipating or thinking of going into crime even a bit of it.


You won't appreciate that freedom you have until you loose it to be carried off in the back of a congested rickety Black Maria enroute jail.



Enjoy..

Where am? Abi the Judge change him mind?