₦airaland Forum

Dem don chop all the chicken finish forget say fowl wey dey lay egg nyansh dey pepper am?

Make dem contact China to flood dem with "China-made eggs"..

Jack500:
Incoherent gibberish from a daft pig. Tueh!

Bring your head make I use my pee wash the shiiit wey follow am.come out from where you bjry am put...

Dingbat

Jack500:
This animal resort to cursing, e pain the goat!

That's the portion of you family not mine. Hopeless fool

slowpoke, have you tasted Tinupoo's poopoo for brunch today, yet?

Hopeless urchin with no life.

Another track from the album, "Emilokan".

Wonderful.

Destiny might delay but never can get denied.

I live in Texas, Abuja, too.

Igbo wey you go smoke finish begin see your papa and mama wey don die even before dem born you like say dem dey cross road dey wave you bye bye, na him you wan take play?

Na Range Roger this one igbo make am dey see..

Jack500:
Incoherent thrash.
Damaged brain fool

You go die for my hand, I don tell you.

slowpoke

Jack500:
I am laughing at your stupidity 😂
I pity your parents, they thought they have a child, not knowing you are an animal. so unfortunate

We are looking for the two wayward who brought you to this world to be a nuisance factor for a lynching. They need to be taught how not to produce and proliferate the world with urchins.

Lol

Northern Nigeria Petroleum Company Limited.

Una wehdone

Jack500:
Why are convulsing and spitting all around. Damaged fool

I enjoy making you cry everyday.

You must get sense remove your head from your fellow human being asshole.

Monkey

AI head brain wan almost catch fire..

The next thing wey you for hear na "Nigga, abeg leave me joor"

Jack500:
Brainless slowpoke

Wasted sperm that should have been jerked onto toilet paper and flushed down the drain but was unfortunately left to live and now has become a nuisance to himself and the entire world.

The 2 idiots who decided to make the mistake of allowing you love should be rounded up and given a public beating to serve as a deterrent to their likes.

Jack500:
That is your daddy

You'll choke on Tinupoo's sheet....marafaka

Jack500:
Brain damaged idiot, stop quoting me

Moronic slowpoke, have you swallowed some poo for breakfast yet this morning?

samfrancis1:
Mugu I wish I have time to do all this shit.. I’m not a campaign manager to any politician or political manager why should I go outside shouting how you and your kinsmen will do cause of the illiteracy and thuggery that runs in your gene…

Senseless dolt.

He's clearly a threat to public safety not minding his physical ability.

Craaaa:
Hello nairalander, I have a little health issue.
Sometime 2 month ago I had unprotected sex with my supposed gf and after a week, I discovered I was having severe pains each time I want to urinate. After like 2 days I was having discharge and blood drop at some point, I went to to a pharmacy and complained just like how I have stated above, the lady told me it likely sti (gonorrhoea) and prescribed drugs for me. I was given anti protozoan drug, anti fungal drug cefax with an immune booster. All was about 13k. I took them as prescribed and after 2days I got relieved. Immediately, I stopped taking the drug and carried out my normal day to day activity. After about a month, it came back and now its even different. Now I can't even control my urine and the urine comes out every 5 to 10mins. This one started yesterday when I was at work, I was restless, I couldn't even do anything. I had to leave before closing time but 1st went to a nearby pharmacy again were ii spent 24k on drugs again. On my way home, I urinated on myself 4 times before I got home. Its really bad now and each time a urine drops it comes with pain. Has anyone experienced this before, doctors in the house I need suggestions and opinions. Would be going to the hospital this morning. I am so scared right now.. Please mod take to front page...

Sorry.

One minute of pleasure is draining you psychologically, physiologically, and financially.

You might want to check your blood sugar level too.

I confuse, I no go lie.

Make una revert to default settings and restart.

Mogajunior:
I would love to hear your story. Is it that risky or it is just exaggerated?

Check my signature below this comment.

FactFactory:
Sir, are you a trustworthy friend?
Are you a loyal party man?
Are you a just Leader?
Are you a fair Arbiter?
Are you a dependable Ally?
Are you nursing such conscience that can stand tall and erect post Aso Rock?
Do you deserve the "Baba" figure to all Nigerians, whether Fulani or not; so gleefully voted on you in years 2015 and 2019?
Do you believe in honour as a true Muslim should?
Is it not too obvious that you love NIGERIENS far more than you do non-Fulani Nigerians?
Won't you irresistibly become, very soon and forever, a legitimate candidate on the "Otherwise Popular Politicians Who Failed Woefully" Hall of InFamy?

Yours is all the choice to freely make sir.

I am for everyone and belong to no one...

Signed,
Bubu

nololbat:
Good that you made it! But I agree it doesn't seem wise to tell people to do it. Many end up dying. To which country did you go?

Spain, France, and Last bust stop was The Netherlands..but fully back to the Motherland (Nigeria) now.

I don waka tire...

Nursepepeye:
you exchanging blows at ATM point here in Nigeria is not nuisance abi?

Like say you be real babe, I for exchange blow with your front axle...

Abeg make una pray for me and wish me well...

APCeeeee

Emilokan...

Yay....who slap me

id4sho:
Gaby, food don do

Edipet:
bro Please just give me a step by step guide on to go about it

No be me and you oh.

Please, don't try it na beg I dey beg you.

Alcatraz001:
Like I have posited earlier, as we get nearer to the election and as the imminence of his disastrous loss in the forthcoming elections becomes clearer, Bola Ahmed Tinubu will use his stupendous wealth acquired from years of pillaging the wealth of the Lagos state in particular, and the southwest in general to destabilize Nigeria.

This demagogue has a history of being a narcotic boss in multi jurisdictional areas of the globe and he is capable of corrupting sensitive institutions of the Nigerian state. Our central bank and electoral umpire (INEC) are the latest victims of his attacks. Were it not for the doggedness and incorruptibility of President
Buhari, those institutions would have fallen to the wiles and stratagems of this ruthless drug lord.

Having seen that President Buhari’s resolve to bequeath a free and fair election to Nigerians is unwavering, Bola Tinubu and his allies will shift gears and intensify their attacks on the critical institutions of the Presidency and the Judiciary. The coming days will witness the instigation of nationwide protests to force the CBN to reverse the Naira redesign policy and for the INEC to abandon the BVAS machine. In addition, protests will likely erupt in certain parts of the southwest and the north—all in a bid to back the President into a wall.

The Nigerian people must stand with Buhari and resist undemocratic forces from stealing the coming elections. Efforts should be made to report suspicious movements of thugs who will use the current discomfort of the Nigerian people to foment trouble—all in a bid to force the INEC to postpone this elections. Also, good Nigerian youths online should pushback against the anti government propaganda being spread by Tinubu urchins online.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu cannot at this stage of the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari, turn back and extricate him self from the failings of this government. In the same vein, he cannot constitute himself into a security risk to the Federal Republic of Nigeria. He is not the only Presidential candidate contesting in the forthcoming elections. All hands must be on deck to check the excesses of this mercurial criminal.

The security services are urged to increase their surveillance of Bola Tinubu and his many unscrupulous agents who want to undermine the order and good government of Nigeria. No individual ambition of any person should supersede the collective interests of Nigerians.

I stand with and commend President Buhari for his efforts to sanitize our electoral system and deliver a free, fair and credible election to Nigerians. All Nigerians should stand by him at this critical juncture of our national life.

Thank you.

Alcatraz.

Exactly where they want him pushed to.

The end game is to charge him for treason and finish him up in jail.

He's a small fry compared to MKO.

His end is here.

Say..Karma..

samfrancis1:
Bastard.. it’s fine as long as it’s what your mother call you.. your father surely understands.. it runs in your blood from very long generation to your turn.. if not you would have been able to think 0byte Brian…

Abeg, just help me drag your useless papa and wayward mama by the neck go the next fuel station go shout "APCeeee Emilokan".

I go dash you $200 equivalent of the new currency.

Thunder scatter your moronic urchinated skull.

Asswipe.