₦airaland Forum

Jack500:
I can buy your whole family to kill and eat. Puaper like you.

Yeah, with the old notes you hope to receive from the one in whose poo-hole your entire generations head in buried under.

Jack500:
Where are those obidient fools that say Emefiele is punishing Tinubu, as if Tinubu will follow you to queue at ATM machine.

And why is the Emefiele backtracking, the idiot has said bank will continue to take old notes even after February 10.

Where is his balls?

Useless slaves that think himself as someone important, just because they dash him CB N governor.

Nonsense

People wey get money for account dey complain hungry dolt like you wey no get penny still dey complain.

Moronnn

Jack500:
Death upon your useless father and mother

You definitely won't be witnessing the coming election with your entire family. You will all be consumed and deleted before then.

Jack500:
Stop quoting me. Ode!

I just woke up.

You'll have an even worse day today.

Imbecilic urchin.

Death upon you, goat.

officialwdhtv:
Nigerian men rejoice after crossing the mediterranean sea into Europe.

A popular nairalander Gaby who wrote a book about these mediterranean sea crossings might be familiar with this.

Source:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoEy0LLJq3P/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExmOypHicAE

Lol

Now, the nuisance continues...

I pity Italy, Spain, and France well well.

Teaching secondary school na your calling...

Stop running my friend and head to the classroom.

My guys...

Correct men dem.

ahnie:
Make I tag along?
I fit make hot coffee give una,Incase una wan pour coffee for unu face

We get fura da nunu already...

He would have been history by now...

Emilokan entitlement is what's keeping him going right now cosmetically.

Heck, I'm very certain this current Tinubu isn't even the original Tinibu that founded Lagos State.

This is monsieur Tonami from Benin Republic.

Emilokan removed from the group chat and blocked.

Na which mod ban broad Amoda from this our Northern group like this wey make am go dey yarn opata for SouthSide ?

DiarisGodOh..

See Gandollar for the last pishure..

Dude is like "Baba,.abeg I no follow talk about you oh...na Emilokan talk am oh"...

Buhari don sign somebody political death sentence with red pen for the first picture.

But a home for confirmed thieves abi....

Thunder fire all of una.

I wished I had the powers to move every Nigerian away from this animal farm to abandon it for your idiots.

What's the difference between Tinubu and Atiku who are co-shareholders at INTELS?

Jack500:
Keep fooling yourself

Dundee United...

Thunder blast your head there idiot.

Jack500:
That must be your failed father.

I am voting Tinubu, hit your head on the wall.

You still get mouth to dey talk..

I want tell my boys to off your light now.

No more phone for you till weekend.

Ewure..

YinkaOlusesi16:
My biggest fear in life is marrying the wrong woman. I pray I never carry the bone that does not belong to me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Abeg, make sure to involve your entire clan in this prayer point.

The worst self-inflicted carnage anyone could be trapped in and wish for.

Hmm...

I'm cumin...

Make I finish my meeting with Bubu and Emebobo...

We are pressing necks..

Tomorrow, we dey go commission Niger Delta creek.

We no get time for any yeye campaign train


Modified:

Abeg, help me tell them make dem disengage this okiri union before children begin enter inside. No be by force to marry or stay married.

He doesn't need any other advice.

She's made it clear it was a mistake on her part to have married him, what else does he wish to know?

What you or your friend had wasn't and isn't marriage but a well-orchestrated and elaborate scam by someone hoping to reap ewa by sowing agbado...

GloriousGbola:
You are smart enough to know the deal na.

No permanent enemies, only permanent interests.

And they both held shares of INTELS our common patrimony which they shared among them.

Na the citizens be the dupe of the entire affair..

Emmynwasmart:
How humans can be this wicked baffles me, why are they pushing this thing to waste his ill gotten wealth in dead on arrival ambition where do he think he can get high number of insane people that can throw caution to the wind and vote an insane man into the most decorated office in Africa? We understand that it is not his fault it is nature calling but at the same time we cannot sacrifice the future of over 200 million people just to please one drug Lord /addict

Anything illegally acquired gets frittered away exactly the same way...

MKO?

gozmok1:
TINIBU is the worst disgrace of a presidential candidate never before seen in the history of Nigeria.

Nobody can hire this braindead to manage a pure water company let alone Nigeria in all fairness and sincerity.

Anybody wishing Tinubu on Nigerians is an enemy of the people.


Nigerians have suffered a lot oh God. Let us not face another plague.




Some of his GAFFES


-"God bless PDAPC."
-"Cassava, garri, ewa, agbado."
-"Poisoned communion chalice."
-"PDP is a tear tear umbrellatta."
-"Four hundred bags barrels of oil"
-"Go and collect your APV, APC & vote."
-"A townhall is hulaba loo labaalol laba."
-"A dead fish cannot be sweet in any soup."
-"Broom! broom!! broom!!!brooooommm."
-"BUHARRI BUHARRI...Say it again BUHARRI"
-"A father of a child is mother of the father whose child is the father."
-"Turning the rotten situation of the state to a bad one."
-"The deputy senate president...will be the governor of Niger Delta state.”
-"They could not even make a down payment for a roasted corn for that electricity"
-''We shall manage hunger"
-"High prices is here"
- "We will take away their purchasing power"
-"4 year course 4yr Job, 7 year course 7yr Job"
- " Recruit 50 million youth into the army"
- "I single handedly made buhari president"
- " They will labour in vain"
- " Osibanjo is judas"

AND MANY MORE

Last but not the least, he is a fake Muslim...

Jack500:
Tinubu is opressing me, but Atiku and obi is coming to save me abi?

You are obviously a slowpoke.
Tinubu is my choice, you can go ahead and hang yourself.

Asswipe...

You see where you are an original dumbo?

In your small mind because I am not for Tinubu, I am either for Obi or Atiku.

You are truly a Moroni..

The likes of you outnumber reasonable and rational humans in this country hence, no one of the candidates on parade today can make any difference. It will only get worse.

Check the history of your country to understand that previous administrations have always done better than the present/incumbent.

When your shiit-filled head can wrap itself around this anomaly, only then can you begin to understand the enormity of the huge pile of shiit the country truly is.

You think I am some partisan, ethnic, and clannish idiotic you lots?

The problem with Nigeria runs deeper...

Oponu

Racoon:
And all the senseless fools following this arrogant disaster in waiting will be laughing gleefully & clapping stupidly to a man embarrassing a nation. Nothing new.

Buhari case have taught them the concept of cabal presidency where some wicked souls capitalises on the invalid state of the President to milk the carcass of an already destroyed nation to death.


https://guardian.ng/opinion/balablu-blu-blu-bulaba-and-other-incantations/amp

It hurts so badly because the morons clearly outnumber the rational and sensible ones which inadvertently gives them the advantage to continue to determine who becomes the president.

It doesn't matter how the rational ones try to keep grinding and making a life for themselves but at some point, you just can't help but realize that we all are getting stuck in the same quagmire for the sake of some bastards.

Even if I go the moon, won't I return to my country someday?

Even if I labored my arse to become a millionaire, how do I enjoy the billions in peace with hungry and envious people all around?

Head or tail, these bastards are a curse to humanity...

Foolish enemies of progress.

It hurts, man.

The worst part of it all is that they know but just wish and want everyone to be at per with them in their misery.

Demons...

You wey Bubu don take do suya finish...

Mai suya Bubu...

Abeg gimme Tinu-Rago...

The nyansh part....abeg put plenty yaji for testing.



Even religion sef dem say bros na fake Muslim..

Jack500:
You are a hopeless fool, get off my mention

Hahhaha..

Na me and you today...

Until you tell me say you don comot your brainless head for your oppressor butthole I no go leave you.

You must get sense.

Jack500:
Keep convulsing

Your sentences don dey brief like your knuckleheaded brain wey you hit for ground when your mama shiit you out.

Okombo

DonPADRO:
Nor do I answer questions from people whose father's testicle are are full of rat sh.it


You definitely copy that

I go run your battery juice and data down of you want to display your Stockholm syndrome-ravaged self here.

As your fellow urchins...

I get una time well well...

Bastard moronic asswipes wey dem use suffer swear for...

Na that suffer go kill una

Be prepared while responding to me oh...

Jack500:
Brainless animal. Stop quoting me

You must quote me oh...

Is your battery running out of juice or your data is almost gone?

Send your account number so I can help you load up.

You can as well go charge your phone at Tinubu's house.

Idiotic sufferheads.

DonPADRO:
Nor do I answer questions from people whose father's testicle are are full of rat sh.it


You definitely copy that

Have you drank some water after breaking fast with your owner's sheet today?

Jack500:
You are a useless animal. If not you are claiming you are outside the country, but you believe I am still in Nigeria. It is obvious your brain is damaged.

And no way, me and my family can know penury again, get that into your rotten brain. Ewure.

Hahaha...

Idiota.

Senseless slowpoke.

You and your family go chop shiit tire...

I go hammer you sotey you go cry blood in Yoruba.

Jack500:
Well, unfortunately for you, that man is your next president, you better start moving to Ghana or Togo

Most of una think say na people una dey do...

Una go use una nose smell una nyansh...

ednut1:
false. Canada does not mention country of origin of criminals in their media. It’s nigerian media that took it and put their country. Canada depends on immigrants and can’t do without them. Indians are the highest scammers in Canada but they are still over 50% of total migrants and students yearly.

Beautiful...

Nigerian scammers, oya, make una up the ante to displace the Indians.

Jack500:
Well, unfortunately for you, that man is your next president, you better start moving to Ghana or Togo

Na una go chop the man sheet after all your heads are perpetually in his poohole.

How far for the current one, you don get the new notes yet abi you no get shishi.

Me wey God don sort out na him you dey chose President for?

Add the next 8 years to your age as your head lays buried in his shiithole.

We go enter the Nigeria, do 2 week, support people wey get head, move on.

You will die in penury...

Bastards.