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Well done Bubu.

Jan. 31st should stand and the deadline extended only after the elections.

Yikes....

See the cursed pedophilic urchin...

Japarians...oya....

Make we gather here...

I support you and Emebobo on this Bubu.

ASAPFERG:
the worst be say them nor they use the money do better thing.. just to buy one use car, carry different phishing, and clubbing

Useless people, I swear.

Smart idiot.

He doesn't need to get on the laptop to hustle any clients, he already assembled hid fellow cursed block heads to do the scouting for him.

Useless cursed souls.

What do you think you can achieve with someone else sweat and blood that won't become a curse upon you?

Vain laborers gathering for the canker worms to come devour at the set time when karma comes calling.

Tueeeh

Lazy bastards.

Oh, na Uber Bolt...

Iron kwandem
Iron kwandem

Eyaa...the bird dey show us how to recycle to save the planet as we don fell all their trees finish.

The way I love this guy ehn..?

E get where life go open your eyes reach you go begin question so many things particularly material things and ask yourself..."who I be? How I take be? Wetin me my purpose for this earth?"

Life big jare...


There's more to life than the rat race we are engaged in..

No matter what you think about him always remember it is a personal stuff.

He could fixate and give his glory to a tree and still keep getting blessed because he understands a very fundamental principle of life.."Gratitude".

Shokoloko, God bless you.

Buhari4sale:
I'm. High as fvck.

Your highness is an apprentice where the mine is right now..

Whereami please?

HighAsFuck...

Everything about you lots is a "Huge Mistake".

Mistaken SAN

Africankel:
Earlier today, I went to do non-financial related runs at the Abuja branch of Globus Bank Limited, while at it, I told the teller I'd like to make an over-the-counter withdrawal as their ATM wasn't dispensing, the gentleman said it was old money he'd give me, that they didn't have new notes. I look to my left, and see one of the bank's staff making an over-the-counter withdrawal (like me) and the lady had given him new notes of N500. On the other table was the manager or supervisor, I see her sending someone on an errand with new notes of N500.

So I told the guy 'not to bother', it made no sense taking the old currency when I could transfer money to service providers for services rendered, or use another ATM in the city. While leaving the bank, after my other runs, I stopped at the customer service desk and told the lady casually "you guys are sharing the new currency among yourselves and depriving same to customers", she laughs, and said "it's not like that" - casually too.

As I stepped out of bank, I realized I needed little cash, I didn't want to stress myself looking for another ATM as the weather was hot, so I went back and decided to withdraw only 5k of the old currency. While filling out the slip, another bank staff walks up to the lady teller and says she needed 40k. This teller in turn, asked her colleague who was attending to me, how much he had. He said 34k or so. They both made it up to 40k and gave their colleague. Dissatisfied, she asked them to replace the dirty notes with mint, saying old notes (not old currency) made her sneeze. I was waiting for them to finish.

Then, the young man turns to me, handing me 5k of the old currency. Omo! I spark!!! How the hell am I looking at you handing out new notes to your colleague and you are giving me old ones? The chap gets me more angry, by telling me they don't give new notes over the counter, except I used the ATM. I told him to go and put 5k new currency in the ATM let me withdraw it, because I wasn't going to step an inch out of that bank with the old note. They had already debited me.

This bank staff who withdrew 40k started trying to calm me, again by saying more annoying words. She said I didn't need to shout, I could have politely asked him for new notes, bla bla bla... And I said you want me to beg for my money? Not happening!!! I mean, how dare he tell me I couldn't withdraw new notes over the counter, whereas you and another of your colleague had withdrawn money here before my very eyes! The manager or supervisor later came and told him to pay me new notes.

I left there angry! Two hours and thirty minutes later, I'm still angry. How the hell are they sharing the money among themselves while leaving customers stranded.

I've reached out to the bank's head office and they have promised to investigate. I told them I wanted to know the outcome of their investigation, as I'm not letting this slide. I've also reached out to the Central Bank of Nigeria and the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission

Well done brother.

This is one way we all can contribute our quota to changing our country, one individual at a time and not the usual annoying "mind your business" attitude we seem to revel in.

Mind your business is the reason we have descended this low as a people and country.

Let's make the business of fixing Nigeria and her citizens our collective businesses to mind.

Onepointfiveodds:
Hi, please i need someone matured here to talk to about my marriage, someone with a listening ear and also mayb an ability to give good advice. I do not want to talk to any family member and can't afford a counsellor.

I really need help with my marriage. I'm losing my mind

Share the problem here. There are matured and experienced family people on here who'd be able to give you one or two wise words.

I have set up a committee to be headed by Akinwunmi Ambode to look into this matter and report back to me after the election.

Until then, there's no going back on the Naira redesign.

Thanks you.

Signed,

StarBoy Bubu the Poker faced Old Soja

The way Muslims dey rush to inter bodies, one can only but imagine how many people dem go don bury alive wey be say na coma dem dey or get sleep paralysis.

The scientists wished they were right.

Awesome judgement

I love this.

I hope the appeal court will uphold this ruling...

Enough of our barbaric kinda politics without shame nor ideals.

Find a good lawyer on a probono basis and cash out from the roguish Lebanese slave-drivers.

Ouchhh

Vello:
Imagine a retard, illiterate and cantankerous nitwit talking about sense.
Define "SENSE" and let's see if you even understand what it means.
Alaye, campaign for your supreme monkey in peace and leave JAGABAN alone.
Una definition of campaign is too stupid to accommodate for any sane person

See your tears covering and messing up your entire phone screen..kpele

Only a grandpa with such an "alertable" doings can be called a baby....

Please, what is the meaning of the words your candidate keeps churning out e.g

Bulabalablublu

Gberagagberaga gazelle

Why was he licking/Tasting the microphone instead of testing the microphone the way our local obito musicians used to do it for example...hello, 1, 2 kpeash testing the microphone...

Box city.

That's why it's in the Basque region...

bionixs:
.. implosion na explosion wey dey happen inside house

You sabi book.

I go pay your next school fees.

Make my bullion van wey miss road come back first..

Lol..

Most of these obituaries shortly after wedding seem to be coming from our Northern region. Just thinking out loud.

Sad news.

Emilokan 1 of Iragbiji Progressive Union...

Vello:
Gibberish!!!

Una tears still dey learn how to dey teary...

Una go get sense by force.

Eledes

Joromi47:
Everybody for that party dey sniff cocaine on a steady 😂😂

And Tinubu don dey wash him diapers mix with the latest supplies wey him dey give them sniff...

If you dey doubt the quality of wetin Tinubu dey give dem now just go try put your nose for your sceptic tank a.k.a sockaway...