₦airaland Forum

Make somebody help me with the original meaning of implosion abeg.

When Karma don wear agbada dey look for people wey dey owe am.

Where is that Stupid Advocate of Nonsense and the Garrulous FFK?

Una must work for una chop money by fire by force.

The ones wey dey the platform no even get finger to type again...

Enugbe...snehhhh

Na who go come sanction Tinubu for Babublablu and gazelegagaraga?

I leave that to old soja Bubu to decide...

Tinubuwins2023e:
You wasted valuable time writing shit. I wonder how you people will cope when Tinubu is declared winner

Winner as the President of Iragbiji Town Union, Lagos Branch.

Olodo rabata oju eja.....complete am...

Vello:
Mr nauseating, try eat garlic with ginger for your medical condition. If that didn't work, take Andrews liver salt produced by supreme monkey.
Loser

On the Presidential election eve, Ambode will be announced as the chairman of INEC....

Urchinating Dundee...

Shiit-filled skull

Buhari say make I tell una say him don hear una and he will set up a committee to be headed by Ambode to look into this matter.

Are we good now?

Okay, neeeexttttt...

Jnkay:
Urchins will forever wail when things are not in their favor. Why are only Tinubu urchins complaining about the CBN and Emefiele. Why are only Tinubu urchins desperate to remove Yakubu (INEC chairman). They were shouting Jagaban of Africa with the hope that Tinubu will use his dollar to bribe and buy votes to win the election and later impoverish Nigerians. They want to use Lagos tax payers money to do vote buying but God punished their demons. Now that their strategy and money has failed them they are busy shouting Emefiele and Yakubu.

If na me be Buhari, as dem no want either one of Emefiele and Yakubu, I go just jejely sack one of dem then give Ambode the position. Preferably, INEC chairman.

Nigerians go jubilate and hail Buhsri no be small.....

"Do anyone.."

We know say una dey the abload make una allow us simi and face our erections in leave abeg...

I too like BUBU. Old cunning soja never die.

Baba wey teach me how to play poker with a very stern poker face.

Just imagine this...Bubu would rather be in Katsina commissioning different varieties of plates of jollof rice than be caught up standing next to Emilokan at one of his album sampling concerts wey dem dey mistake for campaigns.

Baba abeg, no allow Emebobo waka far from within your eyeshot make dem no Funsho Williams am for us oh..

Wait oh, did he release any single in Benue today?


Singing my own single featuring Ambode on the wheels of steel...

Mr selecter bust the cylinder...

Hello...hello...one, two, achhh....testinf the microphone..

Eheeen...Ambo, lets go there...


Anything you do your fellow man today....aaaahhhh, ready for.your own tomorrow, my brother wickedness e no dey pay destiny dey delay but e no dey fail...common...

No take the job wey I dey do dey laugh no condition is permanent, make you no take the job wey I dey do dey laugh oh, cause all fingers are not equal..

The End...

Thank you ladies and genturu mens

GBTYO:
The CBN is not in the business of ensuring credible elections , so every nonsense about Emefile doing his Jewish master's bidding under the guise of averting vote buying should be discontinued.

Emefile just cane out to spout another nonsense claiming his cash swap will see to an end to kidnapping.

This is the same line that Boko idiot, Pantanmi used to gather your bio data which he sold to Bill Gates

You fools better wake up and see that there is no one out there protecting your interests.

All the candidates except Atiku are out there scrambling to continue as puppets to replace the puppet Buhari and no other bigger and ever ready puppet than your Peter Obi.

If the cashswap fails to curb kidnappings let's just be hopeful it will help us prevent bullion vans from missing their ways and falling into the lagoon.

Let's just be hopeful, please. Na beg I dey beg.

GBTYO:
And I mean you obidient cretins.

Elections will come and go but the severe impact of Emefile's treachery on our financial and political sovereignty will manifest and plague this land .

Just as you have adopted a charlatan, a crook and a liar as your messiah , so have you now adopted one of the greatest rogue bankster who has done everything to impoverish you , destroy our economy and literally sold us down the rivet to Jewish banksters.

If you think the traitor Emefile is doing his currency swap for sake of combatting kidnapping and also to avert vote buyong, then I have a bridge in Lagos to sell to you magas at a discount.

Nigeria is the only nation to have rolled out a digital currency (eNaira) that has all the hallmarks of the ambitions of the Jewish psychopaths in the WEF.

You think this currency swap is all that there is?

Fool, let me inform you now that Emefile isn't doing a currency swap but a currency mop up which will eventually see to the total elimination of cash from our society.

A cashless society that you will only be able to transact with a digital implant that Bill Gates will soon roll out with under his ID2020 project. If you think this is a good thing, then you remain a fool for life.

The other Jew, Musk will provide starlink satellites over your head 24/7 to act as both the neural backbone to ensure a total surveillance state.

We are heading head first into the abyss but like your slave ancestors you foolishly continue the path.

Bros, abeg help us invent an antidote or a jammer to help us avoid the radar of these" Jewish sycophants in the WEF".

Abeg, help us we are all in this together, remember...

We can go ghost mode on them with your invention and dem no go see us...

Make sense.

The youths should take advantage of the electoral reform and Buhari's non-interest in meddling with the elections to make their voices and choices heard.

The ball is in our courts.

OddsDoc:
the fabric of the nation,” he said.

Obasanjo stressed that democracy is not a one-day wonder, noting that there must be continuity and predictability of policies despite changes in leadership.

We've told them that not even an Obi can succeed with the present setup of Nigeria and the many demons holding it down and still parading about.

Let's be very cautious in our optimism so as not to get badly disappointed.

Buhari possesses more deft, grit, and 'I no send' attitude. The actual and perfect attitude anyone who wants to govern a country like Nigeria needs to possess, yet, we all are a witness to the many sabotages, whinings, and wailings.

This supposed country isn't anything to write home about what a country is supposed to be.

Until we get down to the foundation to correct sinking grounds upon which the nation was founded, na the same rigmarole.

I am honestly and fervently praying for Obi to win this election. Only then will people begin to understand what I keep hammering on.

Buhari and his administration will get hailed as the next best thing since slice bread the same way Yaradua all of a sudden became the best President Nigeria never enjoyed upon his demise in the eyes of the anywhere belle face Nigerians. That na person wey dem nickname "Baba go-slow" while he held sway ooh..

Nigeria my country....

Lol...

You go fear consolation and pipe dream na

Your several letters join wetin make the citizens miss the bus.

I rate Buhari over you for not practicing your kind of "do or die" politics.

If you had been patriotic enough to deliver the electoral reform as Buhari has some when you had the powers to, by now, we would have been facing other critical aspects of rescuing this nation from the cesspit it is currently mired in.

Buhari has set the stage for the citizens to be able to vote and chose their leaders without any intimidation or oppression going forward. It is now left for the citizens to do their bit, chose right, and hope their representatives deliver on their promises. Whoever falls short of delivering will be shown the exit door by the next election.

Na like this e suppose to be.

Sad situation.

Emekaonline:
Hahahaha. We begged your people to vote for the best man then but they never listened. How they expected other sto listen to them now is what baffles me. February 25th is around the corner. I just hope that all this hate and bitterness will end when the real man wins the election and not a failure whose only legacy was to invest in beer business that is now worth to nothing

A typical urchinated slowpoke.

All they know about Nigeria is South West and South Eastern Nigerian.

Nothing else.

Clanish, tribalistic morons..

For your information, I am from Mafoluku-Oshodi. My father was born and raised in Ajegunle.

Ekpa.

Wow...

Emilokan go release another soundtrack soon.

droadtips:
But how else can the house of representatives practice the law of checks and balances, if not through such invitation?

Why are they just waking up to their useless checks and balances right at this moment.

What have they checked and balanced when it concerned the poor citizens whose lives they have stolen and wrecked beyond words?

We don't want their check and balancing just yet. They should save it as usual...

The Ayes are in order..

blueAgent:
More frustration as usual, your insults does not make a difference, it does not hurt me in anyway, rather it causes me to have sympathy on failures and frustrated clowns like you.
Which moniker ?
You even know what moniker is, or someone helped you .


Go and drink Hypo.


Oko OKO

Oh, you just finished charging.your kpalasa phone from your neighbors room abi

Where did you steal the #100 data you are using from?

You go hear word from my hand today.

slowpoke

Minus the ones wey dey the Bullion vans wey miss road fall inside lagoon...

Emefiele, correct your calculation abeg.

He is in order..

Those in favor say Ayeee...those against, say Nayyy...

They Ayes have it.

Where is Saraki....I miss him kinda...

Emekaonline:
I was 16 years in 1979. That should give you the idea of how old I am by now. I remember how your people refused to vote for the best man for the job then - Chief Awolowo

You are a disgrace to people who were 16 years in 1979.

No let people hear am again abeg.

Ekpa...

They weren't sabotaging it in January 2022 and the previous times when the roguish importers wrecked people's vehicles with adulterated fuel abi?

You guys were high on your own druggie supplies then...


Do me I do you...mmadu no go vex
Step on the dance floor...mmadu no go vex...
Touch me I touch you...mmadu no go vex...mmadu no vex...mmadu no vex

If you do me I do you...mmadu no go vex...steo on the dance floor..mmadu no go vex

E get as e dey do me..if you give it to me I go give it to you.....

newnigerdelta1:
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Why are you now dying in jealous pain?

I am in severe pains...

Na native pot that man swallow?

Warahelll?

ganisucks:
Are you on crack or something stronger?!

I sniff Tinubu's diaper for a better high my urchinator brother. Tinubu don dey add saw dust to the crack in circulation these days, I no longer hit a good high from those.

Try and see that the high is good mehnnnn

Emekaonline:
When will you stop crying? You need to take your pain kiiler as you are too much in pain

I am severely pained my brother. You just can't comprehend.

A day before the Presidential election, Ambode will be appointed the INEC chairman.

I am just coming out from a closed-door meeting with Baba.

Una eye go clear.

Where were you circa 1993/94..i mean, how old were you then?

Lol

The spectators have gone to collect their share of the old naira notes stolen from them before the deadline.

Even Shettima refused to be amused by the empty rhetoric.

For him mind "abeg talk am por ya nonsense pinish make I go back to Maiduguri".

This man's sense of entitlement is indeed going to be his undoing.

Nauseating arrogance to say the least.


I just came out of a closed-door meeting with Baba Bubu. The resolution is that "Ambode is the best man to oversee the Presidential elections. So, therefore, a 2-3 days before the Presidential election he'll be inaugurated to take over from Yakubu.

Una go get sense by force.

When you tell people say karma no be just word dem go say you dey kolo.

His arrogance and sense of entitlement is even nauseating to me as a Southerner not to talk of a conservative Northern Muslim/Fulani.

Na dat snow gangan make me want japa sef.

The heat and dust for here too much.

I refuse to be discouraged.

Life na personal race...

The event is taking off at Midnight.

BATs no dey fly for daytime anyhow...

Emilokan...

Another checkmate...

A well-deserved posting for an astute and professional police officer.

Thanks for your usual encouragement in my work with the force...