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HarunaWest:
Side chick and masturbation..Unfortunately me I get small change...So i chop my life mehn...Time go reach, na she go dey beg you for straff.

Y are like that, shey na cruise abi dey actually dont like sex again

I must confess, the only challenge in my marriage is sex, I was not a masturbator as a bachelor because I have girls around me, if one no come another go show, but as a married man have turned a chronic masturbator because my wife is always complaining that she is tired.

I would gotten a side chick, but I had a second thought because the consequence will affect my home financially.

Am just so fed up.

If you are married and in same shoe, how have you being coping

sthar:
My husband and I have not had the best relationship. The past two years has been really tough for us, we've had to struggle to make this marriage work. Although we have two kids, My husband talks down on me all the time.

He calls me an ordinary female, a useless creation and believes he owns me. He believes women should not have a freewill and are properties to their husbands. He calls himself my Alpha and omega. I sometimes wish he would hit Me rather than say all sorts to me.
Last week he started as usual. He called me names and Went on to talk about how he would teach me a lesson someday. I really don't know what came over me. I slapped him.

I s.wear it wasn't intentional, I didn't mean to hit him. I thought he would hit me back but he did not. It's been a whole week and he acts like nothing happened. He goes about playing with the kids , he greets me and makes sure we have food to eat too , but it is so unlike him.


My husband always reports to my parents. He tells them everything I do wrong and they always end up calling a meeting. But this time he's silent , he doesn't want sex too which Is so unlike him. I don't know what to do , I feel like he's planning to hurt me really big. I want to call my parents but everyone would blame me. How do I tell the world I slapped my husband?

While asleep, gently bring out his dick and start sucking it, if he allows you to continue, if you don't gerrit, then forget about it

allahIsAnIDOL:
WHO IS allah?


Muslims use the remotest language possible to describe Allah. They try to make him as transcendent as possible in order to discourage people from conducting research on him. If you ask a Muslim to define Allah, he will just beat about the bush, ascribing attributes to him that neither belong to him nor befit him. But @llah is not as mysterious as Isl@m would like the world to believe. He has been at the Kaaba stone all along. Certainly, Christians have not prayed enough to displace him and we may never do so until he meets his doom in the valley of Megiddo.
Some say that the word Allah was or is derived from the Syriac Al@ha. But the name Allah was in existence long before Islam.

That is evidenced from the n@me Abdull@h (meaning servant of Allah) the name of Muhammad's father. The question is this: To whom was this name originally revealed? Certainly none of the Biblical prophets ever referred to it. There is absolutely no trace of that name in the Bible. It is Arabic, not Israelite. But in the mind of Islamic scholars, anything (negative or positive) done to further the cause of Islam is justifiable, so they can lie and claim that the name of allah was revealed to Adam, Abraham or even Ishmael. Lies can be told about those patriarchs because they have been dead a long time and aren't around to refute any false claims. And they never leave Abraham alone. In pre-Islamic Arabia, that Muslims now refer to as Al-Jahiliya, meaning a period of ignorance, the Arabians were grossly paganistic. In and around Kaaba, the Arabs worshiped 360 idols. Each clan had their own particular idols to worship. It is provable that Allah was one of the 360 idols that Muhammads Hashimite clan worshiped. Muhammad's grandfather, Abdul Muttalib, was the leader of Mecca and a custodian of Kaaba's 360 idols.

The Koran confirms that he was a pagan. The names that Muhammad grandfather gave his children are further proof that Muhammad was from a family of idol devotees. Muhammads father was named Abdullah, meaning servant of Allah. The name of Muhammad's uncle was Abdul Manaf, meaning servant of Manaf. His other name was Abu Talib, meaning father of Talib. This is indisputable proof that Allah and Manaf were clannish idols worshiped by Muhammad and his people. Isl@mic scholars try to hide the historic fact that Muhammad worshiped idols before and after he claimed to be a prophet. But they canít do away with the record of the Koran itself. That Muhamm@d was later fascinated by the monotheistic creed of jews and Nestorian Christians is beyond question. He encountered many of them at Mecc@ and on his business trips to Syria. His wife, Khadija, was a Catholic, as was Waraqa ibn Naufal, his secret tutor. Now, Muhammad wanted to unite the @r@b race under a theocratic setting, but there was no way he could carry along all those 360 idols, so Muhammad decided to pick from among the idols of his clan.


Naturally he picked @llah, the idol for which his father was named. Any of the idols would have served; an idol is an idol. It is the demon behind an idol that deceives the mind and heart. Those who try to single out Allah and deify him above the other Meccan idols should remember that Muhammad could just as easily have picked Manaf, Al-Lat, Al-Uzza, or any of the others; and his choice didn't win the support of everyone, including his uncle, Abdul Manaf. That is clear from the fact that Abdul didn't submit to Allah and Islam until his death. He held on to Manaf. This elevation of one idol over the other 359 angered the other Meccan clans. The purported persecution of Muhammad was nothing but an inter-tribal or inter-clannish quarrel over whose idol should be or whose should not be venerated. In the same vein, the Koran was written in Muhammads dialect (Quraish).

To pacify the other tribes, Muhammad told them (with concocted revelations) that the preserved tablet in heaven was written in Quraish. The world was then asked to swallow the Islamic lie that all the Kaaba idols were destroyed. It just isn't true. About four of those idols are said to remain. The custodians of Kaaba should open the stone to independent inspectors should anyone dispute this. Just as Islam led 1.2 billion Muslims and even some ignorant Christians to believe that Jesus is Isa or Esau, so it has tried to make the world believe that Allah is God. But there is no link between Allah and the Bible God, who revealed His name to be Yahweh, or the I AM. Websters New Collegiate Dictionary calls the name of the true God a Tetragrammaton, which means that it is made up of four letters. Those Hebrew letters are transliterated YHWH or JHVH. They are usually pronounced Yahweh or Jehovah. Yahweh means the I AM. That name defines G-ds eternal being and divine nature: The only true, almighty, personal, holy God, and ìthe Father of spirits (Numbers 16:22, cf. John 4:24), The God who revealed Himself to His people, made a covenant with them, became their law giver, to Whom all honor and worship is due.

If God's name was really @ll@h, why didnít He give that name to the prophet Moses or to any of the other Old Testament prophets? Why didn't Jesus ever hint that God might have a name different than the one already revealed to the prophets? The Supreme Being is eternal isn't He? If God is without beginning or end, isnít His name also eternal and unchanging? Of course, but if the Koran is correct, then nobody knew God's name before Muhammad, and God didn't know what He was talking about when He told Moses that His name was ìI AM that I AM.î It was at the burning bush that God revealed Himself to Moses as the I AM (Exodus 3:14). I AM portrays His eternal existence, with no beginning and no end. He is the only eternal God, there is no other. There is no room for any usurper idol, no matter what he calls himself. The name Allah does not belong to the true God, but to an Arabian idol. But there is more. When Jesus called Himself I AM in John 8:58, He said in effect that He is the same I AM who spoke to Moses at the burning bush. The Jews understood exactly what Jesus meant, and tried to stone Him for it (John 8:59). They knew that Jesus was declaring Himself to be the final, perfect and practical revelation of true God. The prophet Isaiah knew it, too, when he called Jesus Emanuel, meaning God with us. This is not polytheism, God the Father and Jesus His Son are one Being, one essence. Jesus said: John 10:30 I and My Father are One.

So if God raised a prophet from yoruba tribe, he would still call him yahweh?....all prophets that came before Mohammad were Israelites, With or without Islam, the Arabic name for God is Allah, just like yoruba call God olorun/eledumare,..whether you are a Muslim or Christian...Arab Christians also refer to God as Allah..stop making a point were there is none..las las all religion na to scam people...imam na gbaladun, Pope na enjoyment, ach bishop self dey enjoy

Iyaebe:
You should be same age with my last born,I'll be turning 65 by December 14th.

I still old pass you with two years

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....nothing unusual here

Your boyfriend must be a real niggarr

dominant and recessive
This is to say because the other niggarrrr is black doesn't mean he is not carrying the Albino trait
Which means if the black guy impregnate a woman .....that woman might give birth to albino
I hope you guys understand....which means the black guy got same albino trait in him just like his twin bro that is damnnn yellow

Hmmnn ... you wan Bleep her be that

FanOfMyself:
He is software developer.
I'm also a software developer and I have two jobs which are both remote. Both companies are in Lagos while I am in Abuja trying to secure another one with a company in the USA through their Nigerian partner who are training us. Though one of the two companies are kinda shaking but I am still their employee.
Bottom line is for you to learn any IT related skills as it's the new gold mine.

Please, How can I be a software developer.?

If u are interested in coded sex, please send a dm.

Just for sex, no strings attached( na only female I want)

Thanks.

lilyheaven:
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In addition, overusing a vacuum pump can damage penile tissue, which can lead to weaker erections.

What is vacuum pump.

Please advice, if you have done penis enlargement before, or if you know anyone that has done it.

Is there any side effects?

My babe is complaining seriously about my penis size.

Am considering enlarging it, but I want to be sure of the side effects.

There some annoying sounds I here when having fun with her, she says is because my dick is small.

2blockus:
So I'm a graduate of civil engineering, but work as a contract staff in a bank for over 5years with 100k salary.

I bought a functional car which fit into bolt but I'm scared of resigning from my job as I have family responsibilities.

This bank work doesn't give me opportunity to grow with them and time to do other side hustle and I know one day it's either they sack me or I leave.(but one must happen)

Please I need advice if I should still continue this work or start street hustle.

Note: I save the money for this car from salary and side hustle base on what I studied in school.

Bro na same shoe we dey ooo.

Wetin I do be say, I saved more money,

I became a bet 9ja agent, I get bet naija shop.

I also go into fishing farming.

And also bolt driver.

That contact job, if you no resign now, them go later sack you, by then you go don old..to enter street hustle at that age go be difficult.

Been a bolt driver and contract staff na almost same.

But with bolt you can have time for other things

ecomalchemist:
There are a lots of businesses my brother, look for a problem and sell the solution.


No need to re invent the wheel.

Ecommerce
Restaurant
POS
Food stuff
Logistics business
Short let apartment business
Crypto
Dropshipping

Please tell me more about logistics

codemaniacs:
if Osinbajo takes over, he immediately will become the most powerful man in Nigeria and will definitely not serve t:inubu's interest because he will be more powerful than tinubu... same way b:oohari doesn't send t:inubu anymore..

That's his cup of tea

MasterRahl:
It therefore means that the nation is doomed

Over doomed they worry am

MasterRahl:


I agree with LikeAking, the 8th commenter. Here in Africa, we vote based on sentiments. We don't critically analyze each candidate. Weah should run a football academy, not a struggling country.

It is also important to note that people who criticize constituted authorities rarely do any better when they get in there. Bubu criticized the leadership of this country since the days of CPC & ACN. We're yet to see what his government has achieved. Now, George Weah is on the news.

Between, the things that happens in some countries of the World would make you think Nigeria is a paradise. I read about North Korea some days ago and I shuddered.

Fellow nairalanders, would you japa to North Korea if given the opportunity?

Obasanjo and Jonathan that was crytically analyzed, where did they lead us to.

No man in Africa, will ever decide to join politics because he wants to make his country a better place, every body is only joining for personal interest.

That is why they don't consider the masses when making policies, they only do whatever suits them and the cabal.

If buhari dies today, and PASTOR Osinbajo takes over, Nigeria will still not get better, he will only serve his and tinubu interest.

OfeAchi:
BACKGROUND:

I had a decent job before I met her and I was responsible for all the decisions I took, which mostly led to favourable outcomes.
However when I met her and began a relationship, I wasn't having the freedom I needed. Any decision I wanted to take without her authorization always ended badly. For example there was a period I wanted to jointly rent an apartment with a male friend of mine. She strongly opposed this but I still went ahead to pay rent. Unfortunately for me, within four months my friend had some issues with landlord and we were both evicted from the apartment. (although I got compensated)

Another instance was when I got paid some bonuses from company and decided to invest in some crypto projects during their ICOs (in 2017). I did some market analysis of these crypto projects before my decision to invest, only for her to advice me against it. She said we should instead, use the money to start farming. I didn't listen to her and went ahead to invest. THE RESULT: the investment that was supposed to take me to the moon now became more worthless than tissue paper! I shed tears because of this.

I now decided to get rid of her, but all plans of mine proved abortive. The more I tried to get her out of my life, the more we were brought together. Can you believe that the day I finally proposed to her was the very same day I tried to make out with an old girlfriend?

A friend of mine went to consult an ifa priest, who told him that my fiance has a cloud of good fortunes around her. But I don't believe in those spiritual mumbo-jumbos! I was determined to leave her. This made me begin applying for jobs in other states and towns, but nothing came forth. I even went for interview/test but didn't scale through. Some weeks later, she told me that she wasn't in support of me getting job in another town (she says she was scared of losing me).

Did you know? the time I decided to remove the thoughts of leaving her from mind and fully accept her into my life, was the time that I finally got a better job in another city!

MARRIAGE
We got married in 2019 and I was of the mindset that since she may be an ogbanje, therefore things would work in my favour and I would become a millionaire very quickly, but that's not the case.

Since marriage, any decision I take without her approval always leads to disaster!
I wanted to invest in a partnership deal and told her about it but she disapproved and said I should save the money instead. I went ahead to invest and I lost 400k! Same for other decisions in the house, the outcome was always negative whenever I don't heed her advice.

I hate all this! I'm a full grown man. Why should my life be based on the decisions of a woman? I feel like I'm no longer in control of my life.
I'm about to take a car loan from my company in order to escape this constant public commute and trekking but she has vehemently disapproved, that I should instead save for another year or two before buying car. But I still won't listen to her! If the loan ends in a disaster, I have decided that I would abandon this marriage and relocate to another country. A country where voodoo and religious mumbo-jumbo do not exist, so that I can be in full control of my life!

.......PS: we have a year old baby girl. Maybe I could be sending monthly upkeep from this new country I intend to relocate to.

Able readers, is my final decision a good one?

Have the movie, the guy later leave the girl, and came back to beg after regretting is action in part 2.

But nepa took the light..I don't know if his plea was accepted

Austindark:
One is a hero and one is used to prove the heroism of the other.

Agreed

Austindark:
He is only mentioned while discussing king Leonidas' (Spartacus) bravery.

Leonidas story is incomplete without mentioning Xerxes.

You cannot remember him and forget xerxes

Golden057:
Where is Ali Modu Sherif?

In the zoo

Austindark:
The FG has 'done themselves a mischief' by killing IKONSO. He is hero already and now will be revered in the whole South East as a freedom Martyr. The struggle has now been given a face and the people highly motivated to sacrifice anything for Biafra.

Watch as parents will now start naming their children IKONSO.

He will be immortalised like king Leonidas of Greece(the real Spartacus and his 300 men). Despite being killed in a battle against the more equiped King Xerxes, he found a spot in the annals of history as a courageous and brave man. But Xerxes is already forgotten.
I personally never knew IKONSO, But now I know him as a brave man and I have honestly fallen in love with his courage.
His death must has irritated Mbaka, and many other Igbo top players.
IKONSO was never a terrorist, as a terrorist would never have been contacted to head Ebubeagu. Or was Shekau also contacted to head Hisbah?

The unintelligent Nigerian Intelligence.

Xerxes is already forgotten and you know about him, after how many years

Hello guys

I have been planning to open a bet9ja shop, but bet9ja says it has stopped giving licence in Lagos and ogun state.

Am planning to open for betking but not really sure of the patronage.

Please do people really play on betking

Juliusmalema:
May God not forgive for misleading his people.

Receive healing!!! Ijn

Juliusmalema:
Oh you were watching your words by asking me such useless question?

Oyedepo and adeboye are just business men with coporate church industries

May God forgive you because you don't know what you are doing

Juliusmalema:
Both are better than Adeboye and Oyedepo.


Lazarus and Odumeje are servants of God Personified.

They are in service of God not buying private jets and ripping the congregations off their incomes.

So oyedepo and adeboye are not servants of God personified.

Better watch what you say so that they won't later take you to them to ask for forgiveness.

Na everything you they tribalize

Juliusmalema:
God bless Pastor Muoka , a true servant of God..

BTW Lazarus and odumeje who true pass as a servant

Viknat:
I talk am say juju no dey work

E dey work but juju power no choke

[quote author=2dominate post=101036059][/quote]What is meant by the sealing of the ear and heart is ascribed to him.

Every law you follow is determined by his natural effect.

This means he his the one that determines the ear that listens and the heart that accepts

2dominate:
Sorry I can't write the Arabic text because of time constraints cos I would like to be brief.
The verse actually states that either you warn them or not they will not believe, it talks about the situation of such disbelievers that are indifferent to the truth so it does not matter if you warn them or not,such disbelievers will not believe.
Also about those that are qualified as sumun, bukmun and umyun, this is because as they turned a deaf ear to the Prophet's admonition and did not express their doubts to have them dispelled and had become insensitive to the progress that Islam was making before their very eyes, they are spoken of as deaf, dumb and blind

The verse states that Allah has blocked their ear, they will not hear

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2dominate:
So as for those who disbelieve not to have an excuse of not receiving guidance

Whether they receive guidance or not, they are destined to disbelief. In suratul Bakorah. Allah talked about those that he has blocked their ear, they will never listen to it, those that he has blocked their eyes, those that he hardened their heart, sumyun,humyun and bukmun. he is the one that has prevented them from accepting the gospel. Yet they will be punished for not accepting it.

So which receiving of guidance are you talking about. When it is Allah that determine who accepts or not. And not you who listens that have the freewill to accept. Only those he has destined to accept Islam would accept.

Amotolongbo:
https://punchng.com/pantami-hasnt-changed-contracted-islamic-tv-to-cover-fg-event-ozekhome/?amp&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

The Fg should rehabilitate him and send him abroad to further his studies on religion matters and terrorism

2dominate:
Firstly: because we are commanded to do so.
Secondly: it promotes unity and ones, there is no difference between a president and his subject or a black and white before Allah every one is equal

Since Allah already knows who will make heaven and hell, what is the essence of sending the prophet