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jelraj:
Guy na ritual be that na..

I don't think op will want to go that path...

sacajawea:
First of All I apologise for posting this here.
Covid-19 has made me Jobless so sometimes In the Evenings I walk stroll around in some places like that around where I live, anytime I am around there, I see all these Huge Houses and I think to myself will I ever own this?
I don't have a Car, I have never owned one. Life is still a struggle really. I try as much as possible to be ingenious, 'work smart' and all that but nothing seems to click, Click enough for that level of Life. If things go well for a while even it is not something so big, I've managed to Buy a
plot of land thee land, and I have sold half of it already.

I've been thinking about this for a while now, and I am coming to accept that fact, but the truth is I may never be rich
This is not a Curse, I am not speaking bad things into my life, I am not being Pessimistic, I am being Realistic, facing the truth. Sad

Kriss216:
The truth is, no legit salary earner in Nigeria can live a comfortable life. They must indulge in fraud or corruption to be comfortable.

Anuoluwa1234:
You said that, cuz of those big buildings u saw while taking your house .. what if one of those buildings will be yours be4 the year runs out ..
I never believed my family cud get a new house this year at all.. but look now.. it is reality..
Dear sir, you are a product of what u see, what u understand and you believe.
Be watchful ..and HV you heard about the name JESUS,..
Dear in him, your future is too secure.
Shallom

goodysb:
Hello Everyone, I met this girl about a month ago (same day her phone got missing) and we started talking etc... She usually calls me every morning, afternoon and night(and I would call her back too) using her senior sister's phone... I would get her anything she wants, treated her well.... We would talk and I noticed how she was behaving and thought she'd be straight with me, so I told her I would get her the phone by month end... Not that I couldn't get her the phone the next day but I just purposely delayed it(3 weeks) and when month end came I added extra week to see how she reacts and then I got her the phone but since I got her the phone she just changed and stopped doing all she used to do, I noticed and played along to see where she's heading to... It's more than a week since I got her the phone and I noticed she hasn't changed... I thought about giving her a second chance and then she did something that annoyed me... I sent a very angry voice note and some messages but she didn't reply for about a day and I thought of it and noticed she was playing a game, so I said I would play along too... So I acted dumb and called her to apologize that I said what I said out of anger(To me I really mean it) and explained to her that I listened to the notes and didn't find it interesting (I never did), so what I am doing now is I want to get what I gave her back because noticed a very big change and again because she might be telling her friends that I don chop this guy(which I don't like hearing), so after our argument, I already predicted that she'd want to ask me for something after two days and truly she asked me this morning for money to buy slippers of 4k... I didn't want to show any signs that I am aware of what she's doing.. so I told her.. let's be looking sha (which means I will get it)... So I planned to play along and take her out of our environment to somewhere that's calm, so I would then collect the phone back from her and give her her sim card.

P.s. I predicted it might play out like this but wanted to test her to see... Could have gotten her an iPhone.


I would really appreciate you guys input �

Pascopele:
Have you ever,almost dated a married man who acted single?
How did you discover?

Lamanii22:
Those married men eehn... They'd be looking so young and cute... They'd spoil you baje...

Bruno3000:
Thankfully me I can easily detect evil people. Its a gift. Do not envy me.

GRIMMJOE:
We as human should never stop asking questions, because when we do we will never progress.

Sometimes I look at reality TV shows, big brother Nigeria, and wonder why humans are not concerned about the world they live in, most people don't know the name of the Galaxy the earth is located in, heck, most people don't know what a Galaxy is.

This is the fault of religion, it stops people from using their brain, it stops people from asking questions.

ghettokid1:
Did God create satan on purpose?

PiccoloBrunelli:
Yes God is omniscient. He knows it all. However, if you had the best singing voice in the world, would you sing 24/7 just because you can? You will still decide when to sing and what to sing. God has impeccable self control. So he can decide not to know the outcome of a particular event. If he knew that the angel he made would become Satan and that he will deceive the first human couple and subject mankind to thousands of years of unspeakable suffering AND HE STILL WENT AHEAD TO MAKE THAT ANGEL, then that would be most unloving and wicked.

But the Bible tells us different. God is love.

PiccoloBrunelli:
According to the Bible, God did not create Satan. Instead he created the person that BECAME Satan. The same way a woman does not give birth to a thief but the child later grows to become one.

Deuteronomy 32:3-5 tells us "Perfect is his activity, for all his ways are justice. A God of faithfulness, with whom there is no injustice; righteous and upright is he.”

This shows that Satan was perfect in the beginning just like other angels. At John 8:44 Jesus says Satan did not "stand fast in the truth" or "abode not in the truth" according to King James version. This means at one point Satan was in the truth. But that later changed? Why?

God did not create the angels and humans like robots. He gave us free will. By choosing to do something which was the opposite of God's will, that formerly perfect angel made himself Satan which means Resister.

Please read Genesis 3:1-5 and Revelation 12:9.

delectablegyal:
are you serious?

delectablegyal:
no ladies, guys only.


moderators, please ban any lady that comments on this thread.


where is the craziest place you had sex?

Casandra25:
I have been with this guy for 2 years. In the beginning, the sex was just okay but just as it does it started to fade off. He got mad about it. He made this huge wahala about it at the time and it really changed the way that I saw sex in the relationship it went from a natural expression to a task I had to fulfill. I tried doing it just to make him happy, but he didn't want it unless I wanted to which was not going to happen every day like he wanted. Something you should know is that I have never had an orgasm with him at all Asin at all at all.
He can have me like 3 times a day and always sleeps after. Therefore, whenever I go to visit him all he wants is just me having sex with him all day and napping in between which is not fun for someone with a brain and feelings. He sees the fact that I want to go out and do things with him as something that friends do and not partners. I feel really used since sex is so one-sided. I have gone to doctors for my new low libido, but they are not helpful. He is not as talented in bed as he claims and says how he has never had any issues with other girls. He just doesn't want to listen to me and my needs, but gets very angry every few months by claiming I am making excuses for not wanting to have sex. I truly am tired because I have a full life with a lot of responsibilities. The last thing I want to do at the end of the day is to deal with this and the pressure. I just want to relax and not have the pressure of someone touching me and asking me for sex all the time. What do I do? How do I close this massive orgasm gap with someone unwilling to change?

JAWBONE:
Toyota, this is unacceptable!

I bought a new Toyota Corolla 2013 (South Africa) back in 2015. I have since been driving it without issues. However, something mysterious happened on the 3rd of June, 2020.

Thread.

On the day before (2nd of June), I returned home around 7:30pm, and parked the car without any issue. To my utter shock, my neighbours woke me up around 7:00am the following day (3rd June) to inform me that my car was on fire.

It sounded like a joke; for a car parked twelve hours ago to catch fire all by itself. "This has to be a sabotage", I whispered to myself before I quickly got dressed and went to check, and alas, she was on fire!

But my very good neighbours were already ensued in a fight with the fire, and the only thing I did was to open the car for them to finish the last flame with their extinguishers. I'm deeply grateful to their good neighbourliness.

When the emergency was dealt with, I began to search for answers to this mystery, and what I learned was more shocking than the mystery.

My mechanic told me that that particular version (2012-13, South Africa) of Toyota Corolla had a flawed breaking system design, which caused it to catch fire by itself, even if the car was off for a long time.

Not entirely convinced, I called another mechanic for a second opinion, who drove me to his workshop, where he showed me another burnt Toyota Corolla like mine, and told me the same thing happened to her.

He also told me about another one that caught fire in the middle of the night, which eventually burnt another vehicle and an adjoining building. He said "Oga, all countries rejected this car, but Nigeria allowed it. It is sad".
He told me many people were changing the breaking system to American version of the same car.

I have decided to put this here so that others don't become victims of this professional negligence by Toyota, and regulatory failure by Nigeria.

I also want to put this here so that our government will understand the cost of not having an efficient regulatory system for quality and standards.
I also want this here so that Toyota's brand will pay for their design error, they way we paid with our resources (and probably, our lives). This type of error should not be allowed to happen again.

https://mobile.twitter.com/_abba_g/status/1268982247702646784

budaatum:
If I can't believe God created heaven and earth in six days and rested on the seventh, I should steal and murder and not love my neighbour?

And what if I understand the Bible instead of just believing and trembling like a demon?

malvisguy212:
what is wrong in that verses? A servant should not attempt to deceive a master, but rather
genuinely work hard to do his or her best. Does it mean this verse encourage slaves? Now read verse 9 of Ephesians 6. Paul address those who own slaves, in
verse 9. There, he will remind them that they are no better than those they (the slaves) .

Your Argument would have been better if Paul had not address both the master and the slaves. Paul message is clearly understand,slaves (servant) obey your master. Master, do not man handling your slaves. But your corrupted mind sees only the negatives side . Can any good comes out from your heart?

budaatum:
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I can understand why some Bible readers think it is a good thing to emulate demons. After all, "believe" was the word used for learning in its time, and it is repeated many times in the Bible that believing will get one into heaven, and the Nigerian education system hardly teaches understanding, which is why one can regurgitate what one crammed to pass an exam. Tell them to use their learning however, and you'd find empty trembling heads that are unemployable.

Funny thing is many would rather believe a book than the evidence before their own eyes! Or when did a belief put food on your table? And that, despite reading that Jesus was a healer of the senses, and that "thou shalt not bow down and worship idols", which is what the Bible becomes when it is elevated to godhood.

We are young I guess, and think like children. But a time will surely come when childhood beliefs will be put away and we shall see face to face and understand instead and grow in wisdom.

MuttleyLaff:
Jesus was born in the north eastern African region or better put the Mediterranean region. Everyone knows what type of skin complexion people in them areas have. Jesus was neither white skinned nor black skinned

paxonel:
nobody is programming anything
because black men have proven to be very evil than white men in all aspects or do you have any contrary?

Incase we still want black people to be portrayed as angels, it is never too late to change our ways by taking education very seriously, otherwise we will remain primitive with black image to the world pending on when we start having sense.

A friend who came back recently from Europe said something :
AFTER GOD NA OYIBO, THEN OYIBO, OYIBO, OYIBO, OYIBO, OYIBO, OYIBO, OYIBO, OYIBO.. then black Africans

ReluctantAdult:
After experimenting with sex in my teenage years I realized I loved a BJ more than intercourse. I feel safe and relaxed, getting a BJ, than shoving my c0ck in a coochie. Most of the women I've been with, think I'm weird because I only get them to suck me off and won't bother about going any further.

I've had some try to get me to fvck them after the BJ but there's something about the vajayjay I don't like. I've paid girls good money just to get a sloppy, slippery, choking BJ Just have a fine face that comes with beautiful lips and I'm attracted. Lol

Most chicks get frustrated with me but the reserved ones and the so-called virgins, love it. Actually, they are the best c0cksuckers and the reason is clear. Lol.

I actually think 0ral sex feels better than intercourse because it is 'raw' and you get to cum in the mouth and not worry about anything. Cool.


So am I alone in this or are there others on here like me who prefer the mouth to the vagina?

Scaredd:
I want to confess something that has been hidden with me and my victim.

Alright, rape has been trending for while now, a very bad act that should never be condoned by every reasonable person. Well, many of us are guilty of rape and I'm one of the rapist (I regret my actions).


Okay, back in 2005, I was in SS2 and 17yrs then. I was loved by many because of my hardworking attitude and gentleness, but unknown to those who saw me as very innocent, I was a catastrophe waiting to happen.

I lived with my aunt, she loved me and wanted all the best for me (may her soul rest in peace). She stopped friends from coming to see me because she felt they will corrupt. I was very innocent and obedient. I did all my chores without being told and the accolades were so numerous.

I never reasoned sex, but @ 17 I wanted to test the forbidden fruit. I was top of my class in a boys only school, but attended lesson with the girls who just loved and flucked around me. I would never toast any of them, I lacked every courage to speak to my fellow guys not to talk of the girls. It was pathetic, but that was my messy personality. I was extremely shy in public.

So towards my final year in 2006 (18yrs), the urge for sex was so strong, I wish I remained the darling loved by many.

The bubble was going to burst eventually, so sometime in January 2006 I stumbled upon a mentally deranged woman that stays around my area. She'd appear almost normal, but neighbours knew she was not okay upstairs.

"I will Bleep this woman" was the taught that came to me. "No! Mad woman! God forbid! What if she bite me?" was all my initial reactions. But then the taught never went away, it became stronger.

How can you have sex with this kind of woman? Mad woman? Played endlessly in my mind.

Then, during the 2006 world cup, a neighbour (guy) who came back from Maidugiri left their house to no where while a match was going on. No one noticed not until after the match when we began looking for the guy. He'd ran mad just like the sister and junior brother (they said madness runs in the family). Was it witchcraft or genetical disorder? I didn't know.

We searched for this guy the whole night in every nook and cranny, all to no avail. Our search then took us to were the mentally deranged woman was staying and we saw someone take to his heels upon sighting us, we chased after him, but didn't get him. The search party confirmed the guy came to sleep with the mad lady as her cloths were almost off. The guy was lucky, he would have seen hell that day.

Meanwhile, seeing that I wasn't the only pervert, I felt like "Wow! I'm going to Bleep this woman afterall. The world cup ended and having sex with her became my main mission.

I eventually sneaked in upon her, "who's that? She said", I hid and kept quite. My heart was beating so fast. "who is that? She said again and again" I was approaching gradually behind the hidden space. The next move, I grabbed her, she shouted No! Leave me! I pinned her hands strongly to the floor. Dragging continued for few minutes and she was calm. I removed my dick, it was hard like iron. I penetrated her and went rough, she begged me to take it easy. I continued slowly and in few minutes I came. My eyes were opened, "what did I just do?" Was the first question that greeted me. I rushed home before my absence became noticeable.

2 weeks later, I came back again to satisfy my unquenchable desire. This time it was with no dragging. I continued, sometimes we dragged and I raped her not once, twice, thrice, I can't count. In one of the occasions, she cursed me, "it will never be well with you".

I regretted my actions over and over, but I cannot turn back the hands of time. I went to that same area in 2015 to look for this woman, I found her, she was still like that, very quite. I cried profusely, begged her for forgiveness and dashed her some money. She was happy and said she has forgiven me. Went back again 6 months later with some gifts, but didn't find her. I wish I can forgive myself, but I can't. Sometimes I just weep, "Why! I should have controlled my urge"

Well, in my opinion, those who rape are the biggest cowards looking for the weak or easy catch (mostly incest). I hate myself everytime I remember how a sweet boy become a terror overnight, but then I can't take back my actions.

I've turned a new leave, and never raped anyone again despite my sexcapade with many women.

Gaggi:
Why is this môron cloning my username? People get time sha.

Bluezy13:
Right from primary school, I stayed with my father but he was never always at home. I do everything alone; cook, clean, play, sleep, etc... Some people in the same street never knew who my father was because it was as if I was a child bachelor.
His only concern was that I had what I needed. Even when I'm ill, I take care of myself without minding anybody or letting anybody know. It affects me now...I don't discuss my problems with others...I find it weird living with someone, I have this independent character. I hardly mingle with people, Imagine living with someone for years without having any intimate relationship with that person. And I am an only son.
Everything I learnt about life, I learnt on my own. I respect my privacy and personal life a lot such that anybody that seems to care about my well-being is considered as an intruder...even my parents.
(Don't ask after my mother and siblings)
I won't call myself an introvert but I can be very reserved. I don't do love with women and I don't really have a regard for them.
I am a kind person or so people say...and I'm an atheist. I have principles and I observe rules a lot.
Right now I'm even finding it difficult describing myself and my life

You see, I have been kind of frequent on this platform for years now but I don't know anyone here neither have I created any thread because I feel it weakness to create a thread when I can solve my problems myself or allow people to solve their problems.
I am not a social media person and I hardly maintain a one on one conversation for long. I'm almost 30 now.
Anyways, I should stop here.

Gaggi:
Why is this môron cloning my username? People get time sha.

Gaggi:
Why is this môron cloning my username? People get time sha.

MannieA:
I don't think you guys understand what jullima is tryna say. She's trying to let you guys know that although refusing your wife's food and not having sex with her may affect her in the first few years of marriage, overtime it won't bother her if the man keeps doing it.
Let's all be honest here, does it make sense to refuse your wife's food because of an issue?
That's an archaic thing to do abeg...I don't think men should still be doing that shit!
So it's the constant rubbish the man keeps doing that has hardened her..

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Who gives a fuckkk
Untalented moda fuckker with frog voice
Using too much voice enhancer in the studio
How people manage to listen to his crap songs baffles me
Only Burna boy and 2face got a little talent

Davido can never make my play list


My play list will remain like this till the end of time:
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Avicii
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello
And some head bangers like future, migo, quavo, big Sean, Nas, tyga, french Montana, whizkhalifa, lil Uzi vert, Eminem, jcole

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Women of these days will rat the food and even add more and still finish it. Wash the plates and sleep naked. Inside their mind they know the the person giving the punishment is dying inside.
My own be say if I jam husband wey want use that one on me, the moment he rejects my food, of my goodness, I will eat until the food start coming out of my nose. Then I will have a cool bath and sleep naked. If he doesn't touch me then no problem. I will not wear clothes again except I'm going outside. Will wear only sexy pants and bra. Will cook, clean and stay naked.
Who still bothers about husband rejecting food

Lush100:
true but,
when u continue and its get down to when she is 39 to 40,
i can say for certain, she will be worried.
because by then men age better, become more handsome, matured and have more wealth,
she wouldn't want to start having uncertainties at that time especially for a responsible man.
i can say that with 80% level of certainty.

Women concentrate on their children's future at this age, they don't really care abt the marriage much.

Jullima:
Yawn

Are you married? At this point the wife no longer cares, initially she’s worried but it gets to a point in the marriage, it becomes ineffective.

There will always be food in the house because she has kids to feed, if you like dish, your choice.

No time to take on an additional child to the one you’re already raising. Who get that kain time?