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My friend's wife got pregnant when their first child was just a year old, and it almost crashed their marriage because she refused to abort it and my friend almost ran mad envisaging the additional responsibility that will depend on his little salary.

The second child is almost a year and the wife has refused to go for planning, claiming she did it before and her stomach was swelling.

According to her, all the family planning all have side effects. The only one that doesn't have side effects will be put in her arm. But that one could break anytime due to the nature of her work that involves carrying heavy loads.

Please doctors and midwives in the house, what other one can you recommend without a side effects, because this is causing serious issue in the family as my friend claims he cannot rely on withdrawal method, and using condom is a no go area.

EazyMoh:
Simply enter the destination on google map and use it as a guide. It (google map) is more efficient.

E don carry me enter close before

EazyMoh:
My Uber story.
I asked this guy to pick my phone charger I forgot at a friend's place and bring it to me. This dude could not read GPS map! A trip of less than 10minutes estimated at between N400-N480 took him more than an hour. he kept driving in circles and missing the right turns, despite me been on the phone several times. He claimed he didn't know the area. When finally arrived fare was N1,700. I was generous enough to give him all the cash on me which was N1200 and he tried to argue with me that uber will also charge him.
My worst Uber experience.

I just started driving bolt, but I dey get issue with that map ooo...any scope you fit gimme to understand the map

Playthepianos:
Here it is. You can't create God. The Devil is not God so he was created.

The Devil is an angel. Please correct that mindset that he is also God or "bad god". He was an angel and is still an angel.

He was created with other angels, but God gave Him a rank higher than most other angels, so he was among the archangels. God blessed Him more and He had so much glory. It was because of this that He became proud. All what God gave him wasn't enough. So he rebelled, he deceived almost half of the angels in heaven to rebel against God.

Because of this, God cast Him down into hell. He is going to be judged at a later time..he and the angels.

So the glory he once possessed, God gave it to man (human beings) when he created us. That's why he is violently angry with and after humans.

He knows that if he can get the whole world into hell, God will have no other option than to reduce his punishment because God is merciful.


Now that's some of the reasons he is our enemy and we have to pray against him.

javaRookie

Were you there...lie Muhammed

Pimpmaride:
I get am for my garage.


Pls I need a job within Lagos pls

There is a job in your garage...look inward

ojun50:
Nothing, dey should go and start a business

Where is the capital

shalom4eva:
Around 2012 I got to know nairaland when I was job hunting, little did I know something big awaits me . Fast forward to 2017, I met this pretty damsel (rebirth 4goody, formerly rebirthforgoody).

We became friends and later into a love relationship. To God be the glory, today we are happily married. Thanks to nairaland even though I didn't get any job through this platform,but I gained a lot of experience and a beautiful woman as wife .

Guys please show us some love and wish us well

Congrats bro

The girl I met here is not good in bed, that's why I did not marry her.

The max she can do is three rounds

MadeINchenzen2:
mine: Her best friend asked for it behind closed doors and I delivered

She doesn't know that my dick stands every morning.

PhilipReigns:
I lost a big job opportunity (Federal government job) February this year as a result of mistrust. I was told to bring 300k to buy the job slot even though I had the money I was suspicious I was going to be duped, but then I informed my friend who jumped at the offer, paid the money and to my almost surprise was actually called for training.

Funny and foolish of me right? Add yours.

I carry olosho go house, I agreed to pay 20k...she said I shud help her transfer 10k to someone and I will balance in the morning.
To my utmost surprise, my John Thomas no gree rise.
Ashawo take hand do am sotey she get muscle pull.

Naxo I waste money without getting to the promise land

Karlifate:
We brought nothing into this world & we shall take nothing out of it.

What of tribal mark, teeth n pubic air

Good

dollytino4real:
yes fully married

Can I be your second husband

My best friend told me he wants to break up with her g.f, because she has added weight and now has a big ass, which irritates him. He dislikes ladies with big butt.

But the babe is my exact spec, I love fat and thick ass. I would even propose to the girl within six months of dating, because we already know each other, so there is nothing to study.

But, I don't know how to do this without ruining our friendship. Because he might think we have been dating before he broke up with her.

IntersexSherry:
I met this guy that lives close to me, well he has been hitting on me for sometime, i kept ignoring his advances because am trying to play hard to get but the guy is too fine and he has a fit body too, my type. So later one fateful night, i came to buy something at a shop, i met him there, he greeted me as usual and this time around, i decided to give him attention. We talked and exchanged numbers, ever since we been chatting on whatsapp and got so fond of ourselves then i texted him if he would want to come over to my house for some fun and he agreed. I dressed very well that night, sprayed my perfume, did my hair and makeup very well, had to wear a sexy cloth that can bring out my breast cleavage, i was set for that night. I waited and waited for him but he never came, then i called his phone, i was so angry and he told me he is sorry, he can't come and he is too scared to have sex now and he is not ready for sex now. I have never felt so low in my life.. I'm still angry now!! He normally wanked to my sexy pictures i send to him, i was so surprised he did this. Thats why i hate all this fine boys, their shakara too much.

Send your address please

dollytino4real:
do i look like a scammer, a beggar? am just pass through trials it can happen to any body

Are you married, I like what am seeing

Alexaonfleek:

No please!!!
Even i enjoy the sweet musty natural scent of my veejay
not to talk of my bf

Lie muhammed

phemmyfour:
In all thy fvcking....don't over fvck her. Leave something remaining for her future husband

I plan to marry her

Westernlove:
Oponu, Omugwo, she starved you of Sex?? See one of the Imbeciles males Shiithole Is breeding Tueh.......If I have the means, I will Exterminate 95% of Shiiithole males because most of you are Worthless piece of Shiiit. Without Pvssy, Una no fit Survive, Awon eleribu dede......
Modified.....Them dey use your life play Kite, You need 100Stick Sponges and 100 different Ibile soaps and Red Oil make you go use am wash your head to toe for Stream.

Werey, what are you saying?

Olofo to n binu ologo

SweetCunt97:
Flagyl can help

Like serly?

haydeey:
Before we started dating, we did less chatting cos we see each other more..

But during this whole lockdown of a thing, I realized she doesn't even know how to flow well in chats

That's not even my problem, my problem is that she keeps complaining I don't chat with her well, I don't communicate with her.. Bla bla..

But what would i say to someone that replies with monosyllabic words.. Even when I try to crack a joke, she just sends laughing emojis, if I try to start up a reasonable conversation.. All she replies is with "hmmm.. Yeah", "well", "true" etc

And she keeps chatting me up

NB: I've talked to her about this
Since I talked to her about it, she has been saying.. Ehn, I prefer to chat with "those I think are in my level"

I don't even know what to do to her

May be she is not good with spelling

Hi guys,

I have a challenge with my relationship, I don't know how to solve it without hurting my partner's ego.

During sex, I like the missionary style, or her been untop, but she likes doggy.

But the challenge is that, anytime am doing doggy, I used to perceive some unpleasant odour.

I once told her jokingly, but she was so angry that she sex starved me for almost a week.(i cannot do without sex for more than 3days).

But the truth is that the pussy oozes, and she cannot do without doggy...the odour is not that strong with other styles.

Please how can I tell her without disrespecting her?

A female friend told me that I should advice to be putting kafura inside her pant, but I don't know how effective is this.
I love this girl, I don't want to lose her because she is good in bed, she can cope with my libido.

Please help!!!

Please have been trying to sign up as a Uber driver.

But I mistakenly clicked "do test in a test Center". Since then have been trying to get a link to do the Uber test.

Please how can I do the test, there is no link to do it on my sign up page, since I clicked go to test Centre.

What can I do?

TaminaliaCatapa:
If you have a working business plan, come, let’s relate.

If you are however a scammer, I assure you I’m gonna smell your a$s 100miles away, so don’t bother!

Average/already existing business plans are not needed!

08030629184 let's talk

olabrinks:
1. Maintain your weight whilst your young. Not watching your weight will give you series of problem later on in life. Exercise and eat properly.

2. Dont be with someone who’s family do not like you. It is an everlasting battle that you will eventually lose.

3. You will not gain respect trying to please everyone. Stand up for yourself and always speak your mind.

4. Only share things when you are established. People are envious and will try to destroy your plans if you share too quickly.

5. Listen more than you talk.

6. Social skills are paramount for getting further in life. You must learn how to make solid connections.

7. Elders do not know it best

8. Confidence is more valuable than looks

9. Your family doesn’t always want the best for you

10. No one will values you until you hit it big.

11. Be careful with alcohol. It is addictive and very accessible, probably the worst drug out there.

These are just some of mine, feel free to contribute some of yours.

Leave slay mama for people with loaded wallet, if don't want your future and happiness to be slayed, .. go for a woman within your class, ..because pussy na pussy, the difference is just in the head..

Happycharles:
See how far your going just to justify your inconsistent belief. Why stress yourself?

Just Give your life to Jesus, make him your lord and saviour tonight and enjoy peace of mind.

Heaven and hell are real.

Real kor riliwan ni

merit1988:
Hi pple, will you like to make new friends with like minds here... there's a what'sapp group for that purpose...we play games, share jokes, gist, tease each other, discuss marital issues, business/careers talks and just hv fun generally...

Please you must be mature and married to be added to the group... that way, you have confidence that you meeting with someone who's in the same situation as you and understands what you are going through.

You might have to prove that you're married before added.


PM if ur Interested.... dropping ur phone number here wouldn't be necessary... I'll be waiting dearies.....

08030629184

lasheez:
I called her by her best friends name and that's how I had some explaining to do.
Na so that night end o.
Since then I always close my lips make I no go mention my house help name by mistake.

I was sucking her pussy, then the menstrual blood started flowing...i mistakenly swallowed some.

After vomiting all day...i landed in the hospital... N the mumu doctor started treating diarrhea, cholera and typhoid

jelraj:
Wetin baba for ijebu wan do for am?

Prayer

KingWarri:
See as people they advertise rituals openly these days......
hmm.... nawa

Where you see ritual