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Bluezy13:
Responsibilities ke.

If you try it with me,
I will start cooking my food myself.
And pray you don't extend it for too long cos I may never eat your food again and take it as a way of life but we will still be husband and wife.
Once I take it as a new way of life, I'll be happy, but will you
I know how heartless I can get.
After all I grew up alone.

You will wake up and cook yourself before going to office...no be suffer you dey suffer yourself...is it not better you settle the matter

25tolife:
Okada drop me here!

Police go catch my okada here ooo

ANTONINEUTRON:
Since there are a family, everyone is losing...


If the issue is not settled in time everything will turn catastrophic.

But elders kips giving this advice, may be yoruba elders sha. .i don't know for other tribes

I followed my friend to inform his uncle about his introduction.

The man started advising my friend on how to live with a woman.

He said no matter what, don't ever beat her because there are things more painful than beating. When you refuse to eat her food, or when you deny her sex. Am not saying is good to beat women ooo. But this is not the first time have heard elderly people giving that advice.

Have been thinking about it, can you punish a woman by refusing her food and denying her sex.

I don't know about ajebo, but pako women, no even like sex once they are married, na by force den dey take satisfy husband urge before. You will now deny them sex because you are angry...they will be happy and they will want the anger to continue...at the end of the day na you they suffer yourself, if konji wan kill you.

Also, I can't imagine dropping money for food at home and I will still go to buka to eat...though I didn't ask the man, whether I will still be dropping money for food while an refusing the food...which ever way, who is losing? For a married man to be eating at the canteen because he is angry with his wife.

Are you punishing your wife by refusing food and denying sex? Or you are suffering yourself?

nifemi25:
Do you have the inspection report of the car? It will be easy to upload if you have the report but if the car inspection report hasn't been done yet. That means the car has to go for inspection first.

The inspection report was uploaded and it has remain pending for weeks, they said due to covid 19.

nifemi25:
Sure I can... Please update me if you still have a car available for me

A driver came, but was unable to add the car to his app...that's why am asking if you can work now...

cjfbn:
Human spirit has what is called freewill. An example is a guy goes into a market with a gun, he has the freewill to shoot it not to shoot. If he shoots the gun, he is automatically tied to the responsibility which he must bear.
Man has freewill and God does not intefere. He can look at the course of action and predict what will happen in the future.

Shut up...nobody understand this life and Gods way...una go just dey use scope answer wetin u know no

chillex8:
Lockdown has practically been lifted

Uber is not fully operating...you can't add a car to your app

nifemi25:
Good day nairalanders , I am an active driver on both uber and bolt. I need a car for weekly rental or hire purchase
You can contact me on 08065805412 either WhatsApp or calling. Thanks

Can you work with the lockdown

GraGra247:
Fabricated lies.

I swear...no be lie...it happened this afternoon

Gaggii:
Lawyers in the house, please I need your help.

My friend's sister has been showing interest in me, but I let her understand that I cannot date her because her fiance is also a friend( though he is abroad).

I went to my friend's house this afternoon, he was not at home, I met the sister, she told me she just spoke with her brother. That he was already coming from office, so I decided to wait till he comes.

After some minutes, the rain started and we were both feeling cold. Since there was no tea at home, she suggested we cuddle to suppress the cold. I obliged, thinking I was doing a favour, then I slept off.

All of a sudden, I started feeling watery substance on my d**k. Behold, she was giving me a bl*wj*b... I wanted to push her away, but I don't want her to see me as a violent guy...i told her to stop it...that I don't like it...she replied.." If u don't like this then you will like this"

Immediately she stopped the b.j, she pounced on me and put my stick inside her hole, I was so terrified, the cold disappeared...i started sweating, even though it was raining...i wanted her to stop, but I could not help my self...the strength to push her had already vanished...i was already lost in the wilderness of ecstasy, the zeal to find my route had exhausted my energy and I was so weak.

When she was satisfied, she started taking selfie with me, she also started a video session asking if I enjoyed the session...i nodded...just playing along, so that she won't know my plan.

When the rain stopped, I went straight to report at the station...and the police was making jest of me..when they discovered that I was serious about it, they collected her number and invited her.

When she came, she started abusing me in the presence of the police... She showed them the video she recorded, she told them if it was a rape, why did I say I enjoyed it.

The police asked if the video was taking after the incidence... I explained I was just playing along so that she won't know my plan.

They joined her to abuse me, and sent me out of the station..

I need human rights activists to help me get justice.

Please help!!!

Lawyers in the house, please I need your help.

My friend's sister has been showing interest in me, but I let her understand that I cannot date her because her fiance is also a friend( though he is abroad).

I went to my friend's house this afternoon, he was not at home, I met the sister, she told me she just spoke with her brother. That he was already coming from office, so I decided to wait till he comes.

After some minutes, the rain started and we were both feeling cold. Since there was no tea at home, she suggested we cuddle to suppress the cold. I obliged, thinking I was doing a favour, then I slept off.

All of a sudden, I started feeling watery substance on my d**k. Behold, she was giving me a bl*wj*b... I wanted to push her away, but I don't want her to see me as a violent guy...i told her to stop it...that I don't like it...she replied.." If u don't like this then you will like this"

Immediately she stopped the b.j, she pounced on me and put my stick inside her hole, I was so terrified, the cold disappeared...i started sweating, even though it was raining...i wanted her to stop, but I could not help my self...the strength to push her had already vanished...i was already lost in the wilderness of ecstasy, the zeal to find my route had exhausted my energy and I was so weak.

When she was satisfied, she started taking selfie with me, she also started a video session asking if I enjoyed the session...i nodded...just playing along, so that she won't know my plan.

When the rain stopped, I went straight to report at the station...and the police was making jest of me..when they discovered that I was serious about it, they collected her number and invited her.

MightySparrow:
If the Imams are talking trash to whom else does one look for islamic education?

That's why I said give me the evidence....

I don't believe that any imam said that

MightySparrow:
That is what your Imams teach. (check youtube) or is it from hadith? if it is from hadith, and hadith is the saying of the prophet, someone is lying.

The imam they talk trash...i no see the video for YouTube

MightySparrow:
1. So when mohammed (SAW) was sent to israel what name did he say that god was. Was it the same God of their fathers?
2. According to quran someone was given a facial look of jesus, crucified in his stead, who then resurrected?
3. Did mohammed (SAW) ever know anything about Christianity and Jewish history or was completely ignorant?
4. According to the bible 500+ people saw jesus after resurrection.

Where did you see the number two in quran

samshoz:
I have not registered. How much to register? Your number is not on WhatsApp?

Would get some rabbit stock, make some cages, get their feed and some medication for them.

How lucrative is rabbit business, can u put me through

aminu114:
small hard lump on my dick

The preek looks familiar...have we bleeped before,?

CalciumB3:
I found this medicine in my sister's bag, she didn't tell anyone anything. am just worried because the drugs are plenty and it shows that she has been using them for a long period of time. please what's the name and what's the uses of it??

It's for tightening of the vagina, may her vagina is loose...

SolexxBarry:
This post is a life saver

I'm working on my music album guys

How much will you offer the gods

sbaks:
Same reason guys (who want to last long) urinate before sex I guess?

Me know dey pee before sex poo...n I dey last like metuselah

scoundrel:
Let me blow OP’s mind: why do females even urinate to begin with? It doesn’t make sense.

So they are pressed everytime they want to have sex abi.....continue

I observed that my that some babes always pee before sex and none of them is ready to tell me the reason.

I just want to be sure am safe because is not all of them that does it.

IneedSugarMumy1:
In case you're in Abuja you always use bolt you can contact me oh, I will be driving you to your destination

Since I started the job I've carried few prominent people like, Mr Shogun Shewomi Atiku spokes person, Efe big brother, and I've entered Villa twice
National Assembly many times


In case you need cool relaxation places in Abuja I know many, good hotels, etc



Lalasticala

Bro...abeg gimme a means of contact.. I need to get some info from you...

angelEmade:
Actually I am a sex expert myself and i have given a lot of great advises to my friends in the past.I am also a student in the medical field and I am quiet good at what I do. I am not a typical 'holy' or 'deeper life' girl but I am not wayward at all...I only do two things, business and facing my studies.
So I am just saying I don't do celibacy but i don't go around for sex either. In fact if virginity mean you have not been penetrated, then I am a complete virgin. Back in high school days the guys in my class - I stroked their ding dong though...but i have rules...no matter how moved you are, there must be no touching. The thing is while I did it for fun, I was never moved in anyway. I never, even for once thought a guy's antics could move me. It happened maybe once or twice though but the few instances when my hormones were making me super sexy were those times when i was with fellow female classmates. I am not a lesbian seriously but I doubt if i can resist the touch of a girl. Okay, it is what it is...but really I don't see myself that way.
So that was me while growing up. Being an endowed lady (backside) with a moderately firm standing b*** got a lot of 'sex-her' looks...like every guy in the street keeps making you out to be a sex tool or something with their probing eyes...twas so annoying then later funny...then later...i felt proud of it cux every I go, it's like some sort of attention or something. Well it also means why freedom was restricted.

So recently, i started noticing big changes in me...not physically but mentally. The feelings for guys seem to be overwhelming me now. I still fancy my girlfriends though even in a much romantic way but this man feelings...it's stronger now. It all started two weeks ago during these lockdown orders. I was on my bed with a bum-short and maybe a very transparent top when my cousin just walked in...He wanted to make his friend say hi
I quickly wrapped myself with a towel. Just as soon as my cousin was going to introduce him, dad called out to him from downstairs and he ran all along to answer the call. I beckoned on this new guy to have his seat by the side of my bed. It's only a nice thing to do right? And he looks young and innocent my cousin told me later on that he is only seventeen. A year younger to my cousin and three years younger compared to me.

So while my cousin was in the first guest receiving room downstairs, his friend and I had a long chat. Mostly about his studies and how my naughty cousin is doing in school. Somewhere into the chat, he passed a comment and said I have fresh laps and a cute face. I blushed and even hugged him...like really, i did all that feeling like oh my gosh! what a young innocent cute boy...bla bla bla.
But the real problem started when during the hug, this young guy actually pressed my boobs. Honestly I was dumbfounded. I had no idea what to do...and i felt some sort of electricity down my spine. Like i quivered and shivered
I started looking at him in a somewhat shy way. He quickly apologized...to which i told him calmly that he doesnt have to. Like I didn't even know why i told him that. Then he went on to ask if I have a boyfriend...I quickly explained to him that i don't do guys. He seemed to understand. He moved closer on the bed...rubbing my legs towards the zip of my bum! I had to gently remove his hand an stood up to start escorting him downstairs.
As i stood..he gently hugged me against the wall and actually tried doing a kiss...I tried avoiding it but later on gave in. Then i started wondering what was happening, I never believed i could do all of that with a guy...or was it because he is a young lad? senses came back into me...like...my cousin could actually run back inside anytime (that crazy boy always do that) So i pushed him back and was like stop this! But honestly by this time his hand was practically on my n*** one thing though I do not feel violated at all. In fact, I think I violated him.

We did went downstairs, had a long long chat with the family including all my cousins and he was very friendly. He did many amazing things and in all debate and argument we had, he was always taking my sides. In fact when my cousin and I were on the piano, he was humming to my own play and rested his arm on my shoulder all along. There was even a family fight we had and aiiish..there was a little rough play lol. He was just all over me.

Now thinking about all this...i get wet! last night i was twisting my legs even while at the dinning with the family just because i remembered him. Even my cousin is beginning to suspect cux I keep asking him when m going to see his friend again. I got his whatsapp contact but the dude has not been online for a week. Somehow this is not right is it? Give me an advice on how to get over this feeling....

Why are you lying, my friend told me you guys were about having sex, but he had to stop because your pussy was smelling.

Though, I explained to him that you have taken your bath then.

Also, who told you he is 17, I said 16

sanemind2:
How old are you o.p

17 + 3

If you are interested in driving a car on the e-hailing platform, please drop your number

I will call you.

Driver staying around iyana ipaja will be preferred....but not compulsory.

kaen1317:
8 out of 10 of them lie

They are liars

hidhrhis:
I have gap tooth and I rock it with a smile anytime anywhere
It is my pride
I have upper and lower gap
Why will I have low self esteem cos of something I was born with
They are not looking at ur teeth bro.maybe ur intonation is bad

Upper n lower gap....if clitoris go hang when giving head....na gbeygey

Maximus69:
Wow!

Only me!

Well and you too, the most important thing now is to find Jehovah's Witnesses and start learning from them.
Most times i often shed tears of joy in appreciation of the message and teachings i receive from them!
I was a Muslim back then and i often drive them away but i later discovered they had answers to most of the questions bothering my mind!

I once gave them a listen here, I lost interest when they said there is nothing like hell fire after death.. I was like so all the bad ppu in this world will go scot free

Lagosfinder:
Insulting leader's is a crime

Find better medium to present your grievances

Thank you

Oloshi