₦airaland Forum

Karlman:
Ogun already killed you!
Moving corpse!

Kayio!

Karlman:
Omo ale jati jati. ise le lo ko deta, ode ti koba o bayi. werey alayi manyi! Se dandan ni ko seyinbo, abi tan koriburuku ba o?

Ikilo Pataki!
Koriburuku e siwaju,!

KosiGee:
I’m or I am...I’m not fighting you...not am not fighting you.

Karlman:
Lol!
Methuselah the unlettered ancestor!

You dull oafs on NL have erroneously believed every one here is at per with you lots on brainlessness and abject illiteracy and uselessness.

I am sure you have realised, albait too late, your irrepressible foolery.

Cow like you trying to mimick man.

Take a very good look at my username. You will be triple damned if you ever quote me in whatever is left of your miserable existence.

Karlman:
Lol!
So I can write for the illiterate?
No. The intellectually poor like you have those who communicate to them.

I on the other hand write for intellectuals. And will not lower my terms or syntax so as to be understood by the unlettered.

Karlman:
Of course!
Its not written for the daft.

Karlman:
Heart

Happens so often.

Saw a young chap in Lagos one morning, he fell down on training and lay as though on sleep. He was just about 15years old. I couldn't believe he was dead, how peaceful he laid at the back of the car. The Doctor came out and checked him inside the car, shakes his head and told them not to bother bringing him out of the car as he was already dead. The club coach and few of the players there stood confused thinking how to go tell his mother in the market.
I was dumbfounded and have never forgotten that scene. The way he lay peacefully intact.

Racoon:
https://dailytrust.com/nigerians-surprised-as-labour-keeps-mum-on-fuel-increase

Igbochief001:
Can we see why we must not allow osibanjo to near aso rock in 2023

He won't support restructuring

dairykidd:
Something ain't right.. first of all she used to be a good fit on ur D now she done loose.. Its either she is naturally loosed and used one of those tighteners before or she's a former retired or semi retired penis worker.

Secondly u are crying about loving herso much and u believe it can be fixed. Mr fixer how u go fix the oboh.. she doesnt want u to romance her because she would be dry and when she's dry there will be friction giving that tight feel but ur penis go peel tire.. I'm just pitying her if e be say na follow come loose. She wants to please u. Bros manage ur food like that. If everyone is enjoying tight juicy pussie who go dey knack the worn out ones

Buy her pussie tightener if u like her so much

fati2001:
opps, wrong number


I DON'T HAVE ANY


SO CARRY UR PROBLEMS... ND MY B F CAN NEVER BE LIKE U..... SEX HUNTER AS YOU ARE!

LadyTianna:
Lol what?

The vagina is elastic in nature. It expands when aroused and contracts back to normal size after sex. Like I said in my initial comment, the pelvic floor muscles will start to weaken due to things like age, pushing out stool, forceful penetration without lubrication, lack of exercise, and this will make it seem like the vagina is becoming "loose". Regular "normal " sex doesn't "loosen" the vagina.

Google is your friend

SenecaTheYonger:
She doesn't like romance because -- and this is biologically speaking of course -- if she gets aroused from pre-intimacy, the vagina will usually expand to it's previous elastic limit to receive whatever size she has been having before (all of this is biology, she can't control it). But if you penetrate without pre-intimacy, she will seem tight for a while until she's arouse and then becomes loose.

LadyTianna:
The ignorance of Nigerians can be so legendary at times (face palm)

A "loose" vagina simply indicates weakness of the pelvic floor muscles which result from things like aging, pushing out stool, lack of exercise etc. She can start doing kegel exercises daily to strengthen her pelvic floor muscles

fati2001:
mtchweee, nah all those one dy worry you for life.

femi4:
Small dick man always complaining about wide vjay

infogenius:
Whether she was an olosho before or not is not relevant. Even if you met her a virgin, this scenario can always play out.

Some ladies vagina feels this way even as non oloshos

The vagina is elastic and if you the only one screwing her, u've ur dick fit. What makes it feel loose is because of lubrication and also u sleep with her regularly.


Always give her a break, and you will enjoy her more when you come together again.
I will advice that the break extends till you marry her.

GamalNasser:
My fam has produced two governors and a naira billionaire and I am that naira Billionaire(;I know it's nothing in the real sense but I no dey suffer for Nigeria ). I have a good feeling I will be a dollar billionaiare some day

ivolt:
Mumu clout chaser. Who made him the spokesperson for the people and who gave him a mandate to make policy pronouncements? His family benefits immensely from the corrupt civil service and connections and here he is claiming saint. Would he care to explain how his father became a billionaire and cornered several choice real estate in Lagos? He and his father had used police for personal errands on several occasions.
Maybe the few interview he did has gotten into his head. Real revolutionaries don't hide behind the safety of Twitter keyboards while pushing others to do his bidding.

Cyberterror:
If music is not paying again and he wants to join politics he should go ahead and stop fooling himself around with silly statements.

1stbest:
I am having suicidal thoughts ,



have been thinking ways to end this for ones.

1stbest:
I am having suicidal thoughts ,



have been thinking ways to end this for ones.

Just cut your wrist.

Nicenancy:
Guys, can you ever hit your woman?
What will make u beat up a woman?

Opperwezen:
Power can never be wrestled from APC or PDP, at least not in this generation!

EleventhWeirdo:
I also nominate Aisha Yesufu as the Vice President. DJ Switch should be the Minister of Youth Affairs

Coldie:
The only Yoruba fine girl we know is Toke makinwa all others are fake.

She's the most beautiful human being I HV ever seen

Zzor:
Eiya,its so hard to fully understand life,rip.i cried,tear drops on my phone screen

IamCeazer:
Her death made me cry...
R.I.P pretty!!!!

brain54:
maybe na one minute man...