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That Starcomms website is almost wacky, badly edited photos
i hate badly edited photos, arrrck!!!!!!!!

Thank God!
A confession!

besides the only S abt #14 is Stupid not Smart

You may have jokes, but this is reality.

It just depends on personal conviction.
i know someone that was the quality control officer for Nestle
he said he would never touch alchohol and if nestle was introducing
an alcoholic drink, he would resign.

You cant preach one thing and practice another.

i for one will never smoke, condone it in any amount.
but for alcohol, we all take it, whether we like it or not.
it can be done in moderation

It proves nothing
This is not just from me, its from many women and their experiences combined

Please o!

Why the defensiveness?
it shows you all fall into one or more of these types.

What do u think, i like the black ones though.

1. Mr Lousy. This type of guy will talk about his bedroom skills, get you all hot and bothered, fantasizing and all that BUT once you get down to it, he really doesn’t know jack. He’s the type of brotha you don’t want to be with after you’ve had a long dry spell because you feel like castrating him. And he could also be Mr Too Small, Mr Come To Quick and Mr Cant Kiss

2. Mr. Brag-a-lot. All he seems to talk about is I got this, I drive this, I live in the suburbs, I make so much money, and all that jazz. Now don’t men know that its the fickle minded females that are actually impressed by this? I wouldn’t care whether you drove a Bentley or rode a BMX, seriously, its your gray matter thats important and whats in your heart.

3. Mr. Private Lover. He acts like he’s so into you in private, all over you and all that, but in public you’re just another chick he “associates” with. He’s the type once in public will stand close but not close enough, and acts like you just go to the same church or something.

4. Mr Every female that comes up to him is his ‘friend’. Yes, more like he has at least slept with her and now they are cool like that.

5. Mr. My ex hurt me so let’s be ‘friends’ forever. If you not ready to be in a relationship that is perfectly fine but stop stringing woman along. And he also is known to use the line ‘Lets go with the flow’! He can also be known as Mr Commitment-Phobia, he really tries avoid having any definition to what you have, calling you his ‘close friend’ or friend with benefits. He however, will get jealous should you try to get your own game on, expressing how he’s so fond of you, and just needs time to heal.

6. Mr. Texts. He doesn’t answer the phone when you call but will text you asking” what’s up”. This is a pet-peeve for me. What’s wrong with picking up your phone? Its more likely because he just can't ‘talk’ at that point in time, which is always when you call. This is in the same league as Mr Private Number and calls that his ‘business’ number, really dude, do you think I’m buying that excuse??

7. Mr, 419. Yes, I respect a man who hustles but why can’t it be a legal hustle? Since he really can't come up and say he really specialises in the fraudulent financial sector, the new code word is ‘I’m into properties’. He stutters when you show interest in his business ‘acumen’ and pose questions. He won’t even complain about the credit crunch and property devaluing, right??Why is that Mr Entrepreneur?

8. Mr. Stop Completely Calling You but then when he sees you face to face will ask: WHY YOU AIN’T BEEN CALLING ME? [/b]Now, if i ever met this man, I’d tell him its the same reason he aint been calling.

9. [b]Mr I live alone. He will tell he has his own place but will always make an excuse when you want to come over because he’s probably living with different women or just his wife.

10. Mr. I coming over to chill at YOUR house. This is the type of brotha who once he realises you have your own place he wants to come over, thats no problem, but there’s the type who doesn’t take you on no kind of date and sees him coming to chill over at your place as the date ALL the time he comes over. He’s also usually Mr No. 9.

11. Mr I Aint Married. He will say he’s just going through a divorce, him and his wife now sleep in separate room, and just talking because of the children. His divorce will never come through and as silly as this might sound many a females have been his victim. He’s also could be No. 9 and 10 put together.

12. Mr. Liar (about E-v-e-r-y thing) some people just lie for nothing. The worst part is when you find out the truth. In this day-in-age where information is just a google away, why don’t they know that we can find out the truth?

13. Mr Dont Want a Woman With Children-But has three of his own with three different women.

14. Mr Philanthropic. He’s the one guy who doesn’t hide his flirtatious activities, even flirts with your friends and sleeps with any female if she lets him but tries to act like he got such high morals when it comes to women.

15. Mr. You think you’re too good for me? He’s the one who tries to demean and disrespect you just because you have DENIED to give him your number.
Now, I’m not saying the world is full of just these 15 types of men, no sir. There the eligible, downright, honest, proud-to-be your man type of brothas and to all those who have them I say hold them dear and appreciate them.

So ladies, what do you think?

Thanks Jaybee

How much distance are you talking about,
because any distance more than 50km is long distance to me.

Anyone into photography?

Professional, Apprentice, Hobby?

Holla

Does anyone have any experience in this,
what would you say are the major elements in the Design.
Thanks.

Obviously, you Suck

Art is about Beauty.

Design is Beauty+Function

That is the Future, which was, which is and will always be.

Nothing wrong in a guy looking good.

i like the Yomas in Claymore .lol

In my heart by Moby.

the sound of the generator by Yamaha

Thank you Jan, it wasnt easy, u wld know

Sudoku

ok, i met the girl finally,
shes nothing like i expected.
she has a vey slight frame and is dark complexioned.
she seemed cool and calm, like she was just born into this world
overall, she looked normal, but i coulodnt imagine the turmoil that may have
boiling inside or perhaps she really is as cool on the inside

She came to see my cousin, i had no idea, until my coz told me
i was shocked, she could still come back to our place after all that.
my coz also said they were actually three guys.

Seeing her re-ignited my pain and i couldnt do anything.
she even helped make food that afternoon and was laughing and chattering as usual . . . . .

Its painful to continue this story, now that i know the real story.

Safety First.


i was considering Architecture, not Engineering
before i entered school.
But what i am now, i thorougly enjoy.

The Engineer is the best breed of Human species anywhere!

The suite life of Zack and Cody, i really like it!

lol

Criminal Minds, yes!

Flavor Flav, lol

someone like me

i tried watching Material Girls three times,
i didnt succeed past ten minutes.

Incredible Hulk, i really can't face dissappointment

What do you think about Wanted, Angelina's my girl
but i don't feel convinced about McAvoy.

Watched Pursuit of Happyness again last night and the tears dropped once more

yeah Vista! Windows! such annoying pieces!

Anyways my Vista came pre-installed so it is not pirated.

i use Avg so i update constantly, i guess it corrupted something.

so my only option is to reformat

great!

Thanks a lot Bill Gates!

look up the word 'fool' in d dictionary, u will see a picshur of a guy, .

i have tried with the cd, it didnt wrk and i cnt get to safe mode. So im on my hard disk ryt nw tru cmd gettin my important files out

Hoodwinkd is a nice story about stereotypes.lol. Its a twist on red riding hood and i like hw all d pieces came 2gether.
Next on my list is defnately Narnia. I may watch Sex n d City soon and Hotel1 n 2 if i get a hold of it.
So shw me what u got.

I quote d greatest book in the world! I dont think im a Winch, so i cnt be!