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CrimeRe: Ten Pictures Suicide Bombers Can Relate To by GarbaAudu: 6:50pm On Aug 26, 2019
This Op sef, you dey look for trouble? grin grin grin

TravelRe: Coldest States In Nigeria by GarbaAudu:
I think there are only two real cold regions in Nigeria (all year round).
1. Mambilla Plateau, Total area= 9,400 km2, average elevation = 1,600 meters
2. Jos Plateau, Total area= 8,600 km2, average elevation = 1,300 meters
Sankwala Plateau would have made the list (elevation is also 1,600 meters) but the large chunk of the area is in Cameroon, only small part in Nigeria (little above 100 km2). It covers Obudu ranch (Cross River State) and Kwande Highland (Benue State)
All other regions of Nigeria have only seasonal cold, during rainfall period and harmattan. For example, the axis between Zaria (Kaduna State) and Funtua (Katsina State) can have a drop in temperature to as low as 10 Celsius in January, but the same axis will have a temperature of 35 Celsius around April-May.
For the record, the coldest town in Nigeria is Nguroje, Mambilla Plateau (Taraba State). It has an elevation of over 1,800 meters!
CrimeRe: See The 'weird' Homemade Car British Policemen Pulled Over In Traffic (pics) by GarbaAudu: 5:10pm On Aug 21, 2019
Oyinbo people and their weird lifestyle
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Meanwhile somewhere in Ibadan...

CrimeRe: Mysterious Animal Reappears In Abaji Abuja, Kills A Ram (photos) by GarbaAudu: 8:42pm On Aug 08, 2019
ab1x:
Wild dog, fox or hyena

Oluwasaeon:
Hyena most likely
They eat their prey while still alive

daddytime:
It could either be a fox or a hyena...

Possibly hyena on the loose.
TravelRe: Busiest Day In Aviation History, Over 225,000 Planes Registered In Sky(Pic) by GarbaAudu:
Subhanallah! Did anyone noticed there's just one single dot in Libyan territory. (ie if you know Libyan map and location). This is to reveal to you that no single international flight is crossing over Libyan airspace. That's a sign of a failed state. A country with multiple warlords.
FoodRe: Post Pictures Of Food Taken Off The Internet With Picture Credit Please by GarbaAudu: 8:37pm On May 30, 2019
Daamn it! I've never been hungry like this.
TravelRe: Flood Swallowed Vehicles In Sango Ota, Ogun State (pics/video) by GarbaAudu: 4:53pm On May 23, 2019
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For the right or wrong reasons, Sango no dey carry last.
TravelRe: Admiralty-lekki-ikoyi Bridge: What Is The Solution To Regular Traffic There? by GarbaAudu: 12:57pm On May 15, 2019
The toll gate should be completely removed. You don't construct a toll gate in a residential area. It never happens anywhere in the world.
FamilyRe: Snake In My Roof by GarbaAudu: 11:58am On May 15, 2019
xavuv:
I have seen snake skin inside the sailing in 2017. Very long skin. I guess the snake been living inside the top block holes before the house was roofed. It never want to leave.
If you have seen the long skin shade, then it's most likely a black cobra. It has a strong survival skill and can adapt to any unhealthy environment, holes, dark spaces etc. If you are sure you don't have rats/rodents in the house then the serpent is feeding on wall geckoes. That explains why it survived this long. If you are really convinced that you have a snake up there, then your best option is to call the service of Hausa snake charmers. Any other options will be dangerous as the snake will be threatened by the invasion of its territory. It can fight to death. If you are in the north, snake charmers are everywhere. If you are in Lagos, you can get them in IdiAraba, Obalende, Mile12, or even Agege. For a fee of N10, 000 they can safely remove any poisonous reptile from your house.
TravelRe: Passengers Escape Death As Train Derails In Niger state by GarbaAudu: 12:26pm On May 07, 2019
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Kai! What kind of miserable life do we have in this country? A journey of about 500km in 5 days? Even Transatlantic cargo ship can do better than this. Please, who do we offend?
Politics. by GarbaAudu(op):
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PoliticsRe: Northerners Celebrating Buhari's Victory In A Truck, In A Terrifying Way by GarbaAudu: 7:06am On Feb 28, 2019
Afonjas:
Terrorists
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PoliticsRe: APC Wins Katsina State by GarbaAudu(op): 8:05pm On Feb 25, 2019
ikhalyfah:
Which Enugu again? PDP won by 301130 which is only about one third of what APC gave PDP in katsina
If he truly garnered 301,130 votes to win Enugu State then his performance in Katsina is outstanding, despite scoring below 25%.
PoliticsRe: APC Wins Katsina State by GarbaAudu(op): 7:05pm On Feb 25, 2019
drshrewd:
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He tried for being trshed home and away grin
He didn't even make up to 25%
Though he didn't meet up 25% pass mark. But that 300k votes cool? It's more than the winning figures in some states!
PoliticsRe: APC Wins Katsina State by GarbaAudu(op): 6:56pm On Feb 25, 2019
But I dough my hat for Atiku. To chunk 300,000 votes from a very conservative state like Katsina? He earned my respect.
PoliticsAPC Wins Katsina State by GarbaAudu(op): 6:44pm On Feb 25, 2019
Election results from one of the 3 K's brothers out. Buhari has maintained his traditionally 1 million votes pass mark. Surprisingly, Atiku scored over 300,000 votes in the state (I suspect Yaradua family connection). Unofficially, here is the breakdown :

CrimeRe: Police Finally Caught The Guy Who Draw People's Unclad Pictures On The Internet by GarbaAudu: 11:27am On Nov 23, 2018
Na wah o! Nigerians are among the most gifted and intelligent people on earth. Why many of us are using the God given talents for evil acts is hard to explain.
TravelRe: Man Spotted Openly Defecating In A Moving Truck In Lagos (Pics) by GarbaAudu: 2:15pm On Nov 15, 2018
Too much beans or amala. huh
But this motor boy no get shame!
CrimeRe: Man Experiences Painful Farts After 'Raping' Native Doctor's Daughter. Photos by GarbaAudu:
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The Gods are angry!

Car TalkRe: The All New 2019 Honda Pilot Is Finally Here (photos) by GarbaAudu: 7:23am On Jul 19, 2018
Damn it! I love this small truck.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of PDP Members That Have Dramatized Their Health Status by GarbaAudu: 12:23pm On Jul 12, 2018
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SportsRe: Ahmed Musa Flaunts His Man Of The Match Award After World Cup Heroics. Photos by GarbaAudu: 11:42pm On Jun 22, 2018
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CrimeRe: Gang That Killed 46 People At Zamfara Burial, Arrested. Photos by GarbaAudu: 9:49am On May 11, 2018
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Lol @ Yakubu Gowon.
TravelRe: The State Of Kano Airport As Dangote's Daughter Gets Married In Style (Photos) by GarbaAudu: 10:10pm On Mar 16, 2018
id4sho:
where is former Inspector General of Police, Alhaji M. D. Abubakar, father of the groom. he's not in any pictures so far. Maybe what i heard is true!
He's there. Checkout the second and fourth pictures, between Dangote and ElRufai. He's grown beard now, just like his son.
AutosRe: Price Of 2016 Honda Pilot by GarbaAudu(op): 2:13pm On Feb 19, 2018
Exl preferable.

AutosPrice Of 2016 Honda Pilot by GarbaAudu(op):
Hello car dealers, please what is the price range of tokunbo 2016 Honda Pilot?
TravelRe: Last Moment Of 20 Bauchi Students Killed In Car Crash by GarbaAudu: 12:38pm On Feb 15, 2018
Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un.
Some of the victims, moments before the ill fated journey-

TravelRe: Can One Sleep Over At Muritala Mohammed Airport by GarbaAudu: 2:49pm On Feb 02, 2018
i guess you mean the international terminal, right? Of course you can sleep over. You may not be alone, in fact you can see many other stranded passengers sleeping, in any available corner, seats, benches, etc. But make sure you sleep lightly.
For the local wing, my brother you are on your own. That place cud be totally empty and extremely lonely beyond midnight. Even though all of them are very uncomfortable. The choice is yours.
PoliticsRe: Many Injured As Vehicles Clash At Irawo In Ikorodu, Lagos by GarbaAudu: 1:38pm On Jan 31, 2018
sinkhole:
How did the vehicles CLASH? huh huh
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This is Lagos. Anything is possible.
FamilyRe: "Meet My 145-Year-Old Grandpa" - Ikenna Ofodile, Nigerian Man by GarbaAudu: 1:18pm On Jan 31, 2018
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
He might not be 145, but surely this old man is above 100. Choi, see transformation!
Honestly, I don't wish to live beyond 90 years in this world.
Car TalkRe: ADVICE House!!! EOD Or Camry(pencil) by GarbaAudu: 10:01pm On Jan 27, 2018
angels09:
Another disaster... extremely unreliable.
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Camry big for nothing is actually dull, boring, ugly ride (looks like a cow grin) But I'll choose it over EOD any day anytime.

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