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Politics / Re: Can Fani- Kayode Bring Secessionist Agitators To Peace Table? by GarbaAudu: 3:59pm On Sep 27
Mr. Yushau, please cut the long grammar. To FFK's world, it's all about which political party offers the best sumptuous food to the table. For a plate of Amala, Gbegiri, Ewedu, and Ogunfe, FFK can slice his grandmother's throat.

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Crime / Re: Warri Area Boys Pursue NEPA Staff On Electric Pole In Delta State (Video) by GarbaAudu: 10:41pm On Jun 26
shocked shocked shocked
Not on electric pole, but hanging on electric power cable!
These people no dey fear death, wallahi. Why everything is different in Warri?

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Politics / Re: Wakili's Arrest: Fani-kayode Doing The Bid Of His Northern Paymasters – OPC by GarbaAudu: 2:57pm On Mar 10
FFK sha. Never disappoint grin grin grin.
Saw this photo. How true?

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Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode Moves To Return To APC, Meets Caretaker Chairman, Mai Mala Buni by GarbaAudu: 7:34pm On Feb 08
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Crime / Re: 2 Christian Preachers Fight Over A Preaching Spot In Lagos (Video) by GarbaAudu: 3:58pm On Jan 29
These guys are acting nah! Another way of distracting passers by. Don't be surprised they have arranged with pickpockets to rip you off.
Politics / Re: Kano LG Polls: NDLEA Screens 250 Candidates, Says Some Of Them Are Drug Addict by GarbaAudu: 3:11pm On Dec 11, 2020
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Media and sensational journalism... Nothing new. Councilors are always drug addicts nah!
Crime / Re: I Think I Have Been Scammed by GarbaAudu: 5:05pm On Dec 09, 2020
She might have sent the money. This electronic banking wahala... Even with debit sms alert sometimes the money could hang for days before delivery. It could return back to her account later. Only if you can persuade her to enquire from her bank, the problem can be resolved.
Crime / Re: Palliative Wahala: Some Funny Palliative Photos by GarbaAudu: 3:47pm On Oct 27, 2020
Jos, Plateau State. grin grin grin
These photos look like a grasshopper plague on a lush farmland.

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Crime / Re: Kaduna Youth Invade State Commissioner House Looted Everything by GarbaAudu: 10:50am On Oct 26, 2020
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What is happening please? I'm not understanding this anymore.

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Politics / Re: Thugs Invaded The Federal Neuro-psychiatric Hospital Free Mentality Ill Patients by GarbaAudu: 8:02pm On Oct 24, 2020
Calabar boys! Ayam not understanding this anymore. Take what you want to loot and go. Wetin concern madman with coming back to the street, biko?

Politics / Re: Kaduna State Govt Imposes 24hrs Curfew In Parts Of The State by GarbaAudu: 7:36pm On Oct 24, 2020
I don't understand, why should the curfew be placed only in Christian dominated neighbourhoods of KADUNA city?

There is no riot anywhere in kd (both North and South). But due to the recent events /happenings in several States-- people busting and looting Covid-19 palliatives warehouses. Today hundreds of kd people (both Muslims and Christians) invade Kaduna Warehouses in Barnawa and Queen Amina Kakuri, all in Kaduna South. It's a hectic day to control crowd. In a bid not to attract other people to the areas, kd govt took that security measure and declare curfew in those areas close to Barnawa and Kakuri. All the bridges linking Kaduna north and south have been blocked by security agents. Wallahi people are angry and hungry. I pray and hope things will not escalate.
Politics / Re: Dr. Betta Edu: "Build A Statue For Everyone Killed At Lekki Toll Gate" by GarbaAudu: 3:10pm On Oct 23, 2020
Let us even start by humoring them and asking them how many and what their names are

grin grin grin guy you're funny.

To be honest you, many people don't like paying toll fee, me either. Being part of the Lagos State infrastructure value chain, the toll gate should be rebuild.
Crime / Re: Agbor Looting Of Hausa Truck Loaded With Goat And Chicken by GarbaAudu: 12:00pm On Oct 22, 2020
Kai angry
Moments of madness!
Total anarchy!
People are angry and hungry.
I pray n hope no life lost.
Travel / Re: Incoming International Flights To Lagos by GarbaAudu: 1:03am On Oct 22, 2020
I've checked and double-checked, International FLIGHTS are coming and going, even had to call Lufthansa and they said as long as the host country did not shut down it's airspace, scheduled flights will still hold. My worry is the curfew and how armed policemen and other law enforcement agencies might want to act as LORD & MASTERS on the road if the curfew isn't lifted before Sunday.
There's every likelihood that inbound Lagos air traffic will be diverted to Abuja. Worst case scenario, the flight will be canceled.

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Politics / Re: Endsars: Hoodlums Loot Truck Load Of Coca-cola In Edo State - Video by GarbaAudu: 11:04pm On Oct 19, 2020
Benin people sha!
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Crime / Re: Hoodlums Loot Truck Load Of Coca-Cola Products In Edo State by GarbaAudu: 10:46pm On Oct 19, 2020
Benin thugs na wah for you.
A smiling crocodile is patiently waiting for you.
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Travel / Re: The Most Cosmopolitan States In Nigeria by GarbaAudu: 9:17pm On Aug 11, 2020
My list:
Port Harcourt

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Romance / Re: Black Arab Twerkek Shocks People During Sallah Celebration (video) by GarbaAudu: 12:48pm On Aug 04, 2020
shocked Subhanallah!
These guys deserve 100 lashes each.
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Religion / Re: Photo Of Viper We Killed Behind My Church by GarbaAudu: 9:04pm On Jun 28, 2020
Omo this one na deadly snake o!

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Family / Re: God Saved Me From Thunder This Morning by GarbaAudu: 1:43pm On Jun 28, 2020
This is very serious. Any of your neighbors living in duplex house? If there are tall buildings or duplexes around you, please encourage the landlords to install lightening arrester on their roof top. It is very very important, it saves lives. It saves you from domestic accidents, particularly if you have poor electrical connection systems. It saves the community from unexplained deaths.
This Copper device (lightening arrestor) helps in attracting and evacuating any thunder within the vicinity. The high electric voltage associated with thunder will be dissipated deep under the earth.


Health / Re: Suspected COVID-19 Patient Runs To Police As Attempts To Reach NCDC Fail by GarbaAudu: 10:51am On Apr 27, 2020
Brave woman. I love that.
Education / Re: Woman Takes Her Daughter To School With Bicycle (Picture) by GarbaAudu: 9:51pm On Feb 17, 2020
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Igwe must hear this.

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack Bassa In Kogi, Kill 20, Burn Down Churches And Houses (Graphic Pix by GarbaAudu: 6:23pm On Jan 04, 2020
Smh angry
Travel / Re: Dubai Police Returned Lost Phone To Tourist In France by GarbaAudu: 10:30pm On Nov 29, 2019
NPF, see your mate.
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NPF be like.. Wetin concern us?

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Crime / Re: 20 People Crushed To Death By Trailer Being Chased By The Police In Yola by GarbaAudu: 8:47am On Nov 13, 2019
Subhanallah! High adrenaline rush is seriously affecting us Nigerians. We easily become agitated, even with the smallest issue that can be resolved amicably. May the dead rest in Peace.
Crime / Re: Iliyasu Ahmadu: Gang Leader Of Kidnappers In Delta Arrested & Guns Recovered by GarbaAudu: 8:36pm On Oct 15, 2019
"He further revealed several arms dealers in Onitsha who sold many Ak47 rifles And ammunitions to his gang and many other kidnappers. Immediate follow up by IRT operatives led to the arrest of one of the arms dealers identified as Chidi Okebunor,28yrs,who is a native Of Ogwashi Aniochi South LGA Of Delta State who sells rifles and ammunitions to the kidnappers. "
Criminals have wide chain of business network across the country. This is why eliminating the threat of herdsmen banditry is an enormous task.

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Crime / Re: IPOB Tells FG - Direct Military 'Python Dance IV' To North, Southeast Is Peacefu by GarbaAudu: 9:56am On Oct 13, 2019
It looks like there's so much money in Aba that attract python dancers all the time. grin grin grin grin grin

Travel / Re: How To Know When A Nigerian Abroad Visit Nigeria. by GarbaAudu: 6:30pm On Oct 01, 2019
Bobo, which of your returnee uncle refused to give you dollars?

Be like you dey vex o.

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Politics / Re: FEC Approves N109.4bn For Ibadan – Ilesha – Ife, Kano – Katsina Dual Carriage Wa by GarbaAudu: 12:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
Reconstruction of Ibadan Ife Ilesha is llong overdue. What about Ilesha to Akure? This small axis needs to be dualized.
Politics / Re: Flooding Imminent As Rivers Niger, Benue Rise by GarbaAudu: 7:02am On Sep 17, 2019
This government will never say the truth. It's not only Rivers Niger and Benue, but all major rivers that have dams. Here in the West, the Ogun River has risen beyond normal level and has affected some parts of Lagos including areas like Magodo, Kara, Owode, Alapere, Ajegunle along Ikorodu road.

They open these dams recklessly and everywhere becomes flooded, but they'll rather shift the blame on rain.

Government of lies and half truths.

Romance / Re: See What A Ugandan Got After Buying Flash Drive (photo) by GarbaAudu: 7:38am On Sep 05, 2019
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The onlything that caught my attention are these words: "Omunaku wakufa yarabi". Is it thunderbolt, amadioha, or something else? Lwkmd grin

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