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Politics / Re: With His Current Situation, Do You Pity President Jonathan? by GarbaAudu: 12:23pm On May 06, 2012
Hmmm. There is no need for this poll. There's one thing you can never take away from GEJ; His calmness. No matter the pressure, no matter the tension, no matter the boiling point or volatility, he always remain mute with his smiling face. Remember the Azazi outburst, GEJ says "boko revolt is not a problem of PDP, it is a problem of everybody in Nigeria. Those who called for dialogue are right, those who said there should never be dialogue are also right!" ...aahh! Oni luck o!

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Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by GarbaAudu: 1:06pm On May 02, 2012
Wow! Now I that I've bought a clean camry SE. Once more, thanks alot Oga Calculusx & other legends of this forum.
Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by GarbaAudu: 9:44pm On May 01, 2012
May Almighty Allah continue to bless you. Keep the good work. Kindly help me check this VIN 4T1BE46K67U590648. The ship will arrive at Lagos port any moment from now. Best regards.
Autos / Re: The Biggest Collection Of Brand New 2011/ 2012 Cars by GarbaAudu: 9:33pm On Apr 30, 2012
Mmeenn! Some guyz are born to enjoy. See luxury rides! Happy sell bros, best of luck.
Politics / Re: Prof Ayodele & Prof Andrew Leo Were Killed In BUK Attack by GarbaAudu: 6:59pm On Apr 29, 2012
Kai! See how NLanders are fuming with anger as if this is the first time of high profile killings in the north? Though losing 2 profs especially in educationally impoverished region is a terrible tragedy, what will you say about the hundreds of others who lost their lives in similar circumstance? (accept my sympathy/ apology/ condolence). It is not too late, Mr. President. You can still dialogue with them (if they truely exist). It may not involve monetary reward. A word is enough for a wise. In my opinion, I think this set of people are non religion. They are nothing other than agents of apocalype. Anybody can be a victim.
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Jonathan Debunks Azazi's Claim On Bombings. by GarbaAudu: 11:56pm On Apr 28, 2012
Eyyah. Azazi thought that he's doing Jona favor by going to the public & spilled what he knows (or what he thinks) about boko saga. He didn't know that Jona has become a mafia. A mafia man will tell u white when he sees black, he turned left when he supposed to go right. No poison, no weapon can penetrate them. Remember Remi Babalola? He made the same mistake? by saying NNPC is broke. FG says it's a lie, NNPC is not broke. And they booted Babalola out within 2 weeks. So Oga azazi, in 2 weeks time we shall receive u home at Port Harcourt airport.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Is PDP & PDP Is Boko Haram- Gen Azazi by GarbaAudu: 9:38am On Apr 28, 2012
Haba abokina azazi! What took u so long before u split d beans? Or is it now that discover the hopelessness in crushing the bokites? Mr. NSA we all know that this is a mafia war only the devil can win. I'm seeing u resigning from ur post soon. Allah tsine muku baki daya!

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TV/Movies / Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by GarbaAudu: 3:55pm On Apr 24, 2012
It is only in Nigerian movies when a prayer warrior/ pastor says "HOLY GHOST FIRE! to an evil person and you will see fire balls, fire whips, fire missiles appearing. Wonderful! I love my native movies.

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Politics / Re: What Is Africa's Biggest Problem? by GarbaAudu: 2:52pm On Apr 23, 2012
This is our biggest problem- INFERIORITY COMPLEX. Without it, we cud have overcome many great challenges throughout our history as a black race.
Politics / Re: A Photo Of Goodluck Jonathan Before And Now (pics) by GarbaAudu: 10:34am On Mar 28, 2012
Allah gives fame & power to whom He wishes. Chei, oni luck o!

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Politics / Re: Security Operatives Uncover Bomb Factory At Kano Road In Kogi by GarbaAudu: 2:12pm On Mar 27, 2012
Kano road ko? Kano community ni! Southern press is becoming more comical. KANO ta Dabo tumbin giwa ko da me kazo an fika!
Autos / Re: Beware Of The Fraudster Parading Himself As Osaro Williams Living In London by GarbaAudu: 11:02am On Mar 21, 2012
@Stilldee1. You go kill me with laughter, haha ha, lol! A big salute to Uboma. And over to you OSARO WILLIAMS, I know you have glued to your phone screen reading this post, you better disappeared from the radar before you get caught. A word is enough for a wise. Kai! Nigerians. We are very amazing people!
Politics / Re: Hausa, Yoruba Clash In Lagos Over Murdered Youth. Hausa Go On Rampage! by GarbaAudu: 2:02am On Mar 21, 2012
@NorthSharp. May Allah bless you.
Politics / Re: What Do Your State An LG Contribute To Nigeria And What Have You Done To Ensure They Contribute? by GarbaAudu: 8:38pm On Mar 16, 2012
Beaf:

That is what the thread is about. Don't you feel it is a deep embarrassment that states cannot survive without FG help of some sort? Dude, I published a list of cities that make more money than Nigeria. Why should mere cities make more money than an entire country if something is not culturally wrong with that country?
I have said that Nigeria is stricken with a culture of indolence, do you have a better explanation?

hey dude, i wish i can take care of my locality not to mention contributing to the center. But we have a big problem as Nigerians- lack of unity. Without unity among various ethnic tribes there will never be progress in that country. As i'm writing this, i'm very pessimistic about 2015.- is there gonna be election? A military coup? Country disintegration? Or a bloody civil war? Allahu a'lam. So friend, you can see Nigeria is a very unfortunate project.

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Politics / Re: What Do Your State An LG Contribute To Nigeria And What Have You Done To Ensure They Contribute? by GarbaAudu: 8:08pm On Mar 16, 2012
Eazee-e:
who said d North produce agricultural products? just remove Nasarawa my state,Benue,Plateau,Niger,Kogi,Taraba, even Southern Kaduna (MIDDLE BELT). & i tell u d odas NORTH produce notin but TERRORIST,ALMAJIRI. oh sori dey produce SUYA

eeyyaa, I no know say u still de vex after many centuries of slavery. Sorry o. Anyway, permission to call urself southerner. Dabba!
Politics / Re: What Do Your State An LG Contribute To Nigeria And What Have You Done To Ensure They Contribute? by GarbaAudu: 7:59pm On Mar 16, 2012
This thread is nonsense. A big illusion. The topic should rather read: how much do your state/LG grabs from the national cake- allocations, projects, special funds, poverty assistance, amnesty training etc.
Politics / Re: Ex-Militants Get More Money Than Health Sector: Nigeria's 2012 Budget by GarbaAudu: 7:02pm On Mar 16, 2012
Goodluck to me, goodluck to you, goodluck to everybody... Eeeee wallahi goodluck muke so..
If i can make it, you too can make it!
If shoeless fisherman man can make it, MEND can make it, Bokites too can make it!!
Aaahh! Oni luck o!
Politics / Re: Understanding Benue! by GarbaAudu: 9:49am On Mar 15, 2012
Middle Belt Warriors!
Nairaland / General / Re: Facebook Vs Nairaland: Which Is More Engaging And Addictive? by GarbaAudu: 3:35pm On Mar 07, 2012
Nairaland- an electronic battleground between Igbos and Yorubas
Crime / Re: Opc Member Kills Etisalat Employee Chuwuma Eze Over N10 Toll In Ejigbo by GarbaAudu: 10:12am On Feb 29, 2012
Kai! Because of N990 change? The most foolish news i've ever heard. This Eze guy, is he from Sydney or Vancouver? U carry big money go cross foot bridge controlled by miscreants? Anyway dis na lesson for we all, make we always remember to take along with us money of lower denominations. Rest in peace, poor guy.
Autos / Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by GarbaAudu: 3:20pm On Feb 02, 2012
Hi femmy 2010, pls how much is d estimated cost of shipping camry 07 from LA, Calif. to Lagos (grimaldi). Also the clearing cost? A friend (in US) want to help me buy one March/April.
Business / Re: Jaiz Islamic Bank Finally Starts In Kano, Kaduna, Abuja by GarbaAudu: 2:14pm On Feb 02, 2012
frosbel for NL president. Vote for him!
Jokes Etc / Re: See Something by GarbaAudu: 12:12am On Jan 28, 2012
@whiteroses. Hey i did it! i saw a beautiful lady facing me. is that Ashwarya Rai?
Politics / Re: We Will Not Negotiate With The Goverment - Boko Haram by GarbaAudu: 10:03pm On Jan 27, 2012
Kai! Nigerian wahala. We have reach the point of no return. May Allah protect the innocent ones. Amin.

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