₦airaland Forum

moonloved:
have always been d busy type out of my tight schedule i still create time for him . Just only a day that i told him am busy he is doing something else

So why did you bring it here again Just to massage your ego I guess

OAUTemitayo:
The betrayal started when somebody colluded with the North to reject the the insertion of the "right to secede from NIGERIA"
It continued with the the clownish behaviour and agenda of some chest beaters at the London constitutional conference where you colluded with the the North to remove Lagos from South West against our stand.
it continued when some people out of jealousy colluded again with the North to railroad Awolowo into jail.
It continued again in 1966 when you killed Yoruba Premier, Northern Premier and other noneastern leaders while Zik and the eastern Premier were hurried to safety in Czech republic.
You think you can come and lecture us here.
Arrant Nonsense

But nobody colluded before he drank Ratak Otapiapia......I didn't mention any name tho

UrennaNkoli:
Its simple. Its a modified cutlass. It has two edges, a sharp one and a blunt one. The sharp blade is very thin and easily retractible into the the blunt one. When it was time to test it on a not human subject, It was the sharp blade that was used. As soon as a human subject was brought, a tiny bolt attached to the modified cutlass is shifted and the sharp blade retracts into the blunt one which makes only the blunt one now visible and usable. What you call magic or voodoo are mere palour tricks.

Another one is a makeup artist making a custom body on the human. Like a dummy thick body that looks real. There are so many tricks out there. If you open your eyes well, you will see. There is nothing like magic. All those only occur in meidieval movies

Something wey I cut by myself,I checked and make sure it was sharp even tested it on other objects,was formerly doubting Thomas like you before sha.Go out and see things..

Afrokan:
There are others who don't care about privacy that have dropped there name and still waiting for the effect of your jazz.

I never told you,am gonna use jazz on you face who told you fear fear boy

UrennaNkoli:
If it were street performers, they could have used a dummy matchet. If it was in an incidence, the matchet could have been blunt. Simple

The one I saw was a very sharp cutlass it was tested on objects before it was used on the guy,so what will you say

Afrokan:
You just lied or your lack of understanding made your brain lie to you.

Lol.....indeed arguing with you is a waste of time

Afrokan:
Have you used your own cutlass with your own hands hands cut a jazz man without it entering?. There is your answer

Yes I have cut someone and it didn't penetrate back then in Sec school(I was like you then, Thomas so I needed to test it with my own bare hands)

Afrokan:
There are others who don't care about privacy that have dropped there name and still waiting for the effect of your jazz.

Just drop your name

UrennaNkoli:
People that are supposed to believe in these things the most are the whites but hell no, its we gullible africans. Someone made mention of a woman losing a 7 months pregnancy and he calls that juju? that must have been a simple miscarriage. He also made mention of a woman being pregnant for 3 years and he called it juju ? that must have been a simple fibroid. The musician they said was hanging in the air, that was just a illusional street magic. Now for those saying someone slapped another person with a ring and he slumps and dies, there are many causes of this but the most common cause is when the victim must have been suffering from aneurism before. He gets slapped or knocked, he slumps and after not been taken to the hospital on time, he dies and we gullible Nigerians will call that juju. There is nothing like juju. Our level of development and intelligence in this part of the world makes it possible to believe in certain petty things that have a solid scientifical background.

So what will you about cutting someone with matchet and it's not penetratingPls just give me answer straight.

Afrokan:
I have dropped 146 names if living, wicked and known people. It won't be too difficult to kill one?

Hahahaha,see fear ooooo.Baba drop your own name ooo

obinna58:
So juju is real and only 25% on this thread were able to tell their stories
Its seems African juju can never upgrade



Let's kindly take a moment of silence for all those who were successfully tricked into believing in juju

You talk like a kid

Finestbae1:
All these things don't happen. They are mostly lies jare. Where I stay in VGC, our next compound neighbour said his wife was told she would die if she doesn't give to a begged. Now 5years, she's still alive and kicking.

SMH

Onliie:
let me ask, is the man rich? If you can make mint notes from mashed paper, you will be richer than dangote. If not, then it's false and deceit

Don't you know all these juju have repercussions

PapiSmith:
Nigerians will eat anything!
If it were the whites, they will just take pictures with it and send it back into the ocean. No wonder they still think we live in caves and trees.

Well, it's not their fault, they don't have someone like ghost worker buhari as president

Anytime I see comments like yours I always laugh,as if you ain't a Nigerian

dosht:
So your husband has the right to beat you even if you offend him?
Or you want to tell me that Joke Silva has not done anything that deserve a beating from Olu Jacob before? Tell her husband to learn from Olu Jacob.

And who told you Olu Jacobs have not beaten her for once since they ve been together over some decades. Say what you know, marriage is not a bed of roses.

Ikpewe:
Imagine wetin i dey see 4 my eyes, why didnt him wear him jewish outfit!

How is that your biz,must him be always on his Jewish outfit?

franklingud:
sorry ma!!

even if ma wife is promiscuous i can never hit her

Sissy statements

Rxpetite:
Who is gentry and what does he do?
Watch nairaland guys make escuses for this man and blame her.

Same losers who are always on Genevieve Nnaji' s case about marriage.
I see a trend here. Apparently most nigerian men can't handle success of their women. Tonto dike, tiwa savage Toke makinwa and the list goes on.

Pls remove Tonto Dike and Toke Makinwa husbands,they are rich and successful before meeting them.Those ladies won't marry them if they ain't successful, so which success do they have that they can't handle.

sexybbstar:
Really?Eyah,with all her instagram pictures,one would think she is a very happy woman.Why would a woman stay in a violent marriage?This is so bad.
Wealth does not determine a happy marriage.With enough money to spend on designers,but even the smallest denomination does not grant her a blissful marriage.
SAY NO TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.

See the husband calling her promiscous and irresponsible..Why did you marry her in the first place then,imagine,the mother of your kid.

No matter what,a man must not raise his hands on a woman.Its uncalled for.

Curse my mum and tell all these NO MATTER WHAT trash,as if men are not humans.

IamPatriotic:
There should be a limit to what idiots like Femi MaseanFani Kayode should be allowed to say in public domains before they are taken away from the normal society.

But Inusa Saidu Biu should be allowed to say he is going to kill 200people if Buhari dies

HungerBAD:
Nothing special here.

He lost and he conceded. What exactly is heroic about that?it is like saying you slept with a Scarlett lady unprotected,and then got infected with Stds,and then you start praising yourself that you went to the hospital to treat yourself.

There is nothing worth praising here. It is just the right thing to do.

It is just that those seeing Jonathan's concession as something big,are those born in the Choco-Milo generation and not aware of how democratic Institutions or societies work.

Never shall we ever allow a thief,married to a female thief,that will bring in their thieving kinsmen and militants,and surrounded by thousands of thieves at once (PDP) near Aso Rock again.

Never again.

HungerBad you're hungry,go and eat

YonkijiSappo:
Let this thread serve the purpose of posterity, verification, and referral, that every Man, woman, and child citizen of Nairaland would refer their friends, business and leisure partners, as well as acquaintances for the proper verification of data before unverified myths, start flying around about National Education statistics.

Shalom.

===>COPIED
You lack comprehension of what you read, and you're far from being analytical in your reasoning.
When figures are not analysed in proportions, it makes understanding complex.
To start with, the South East has only 5 states as against the 6 states of South West. For SE to have 2.59 million compared to 2.65 million enrolments of SW shows that relatively, SE has better enrolment. This is clearly seen in the average for the SE which came to 74,093 candidates for the 7 years compared to 63,017 candidates for the SW. Let me explain it better to you. It means that in the 7 years analysed, an average of 74,093 candidates registered for JAMB in each of the 5 SE states in each year compared to the average of 63,017 candidates in each of the 6 SW states. It means an average of 11,000+ more candidates registered for JAMB in each SE state compared to each SW state.
You may want to tell me that the total number of enrolments is higher in the SW than SE. Even though there are about 60,000 more enrolments in the SW than the SE over the 7 years considered, have you forgotten that the population of the SW is more than the SE? Are you guys not the ones accusing Igbos of running away from the SE to settle in the SW? So despite having a significant proportion of Igbos in all other geopolitical zones, we were still able to pull that figure. I can bet you that 10-20% of the figures you have for all the other geopolitical zones purely consist of Igbos, which means that the absolute number of Igbos in that figure may be nearly 3.5 million over those 7 years.
Anyway, let me not waste my time educating a tribalistic bigot like you.

YonkijiSappo:
I told those mumus that more Yoruba youth were entering universities than Igbos, they were yarning okpata to me.
Even the SW states have a higher admission rate than any zone in the South. The only states that have a higher admission rate are those designated as educationally disadvantaged states, that have reserved spots, for the sake of equity.

If Kwara state was in the South East, it would rank ahead of Abia, a state with more people.... now isn't that a shocker?

===>COPIED
You lack comprehension of what you read, and you're far from being analytical in your reasoning.
When figures are not analysed in proportions, it makes understanding complex.
To start with, the South East has only 5 states as against the 6 states of South West. For SE to have 2.59 million compared to 2.65 million enrolments of SW shows that relatively, SE has better enrolment. This is clearly seen in the average for the SE which came to 74,093 candidates for the 7 years compared to 63,017 candidates for the SW. Let me explain it better to you. It means that in the 7 years analysed, an average of 74,093 candidates registered for JAMB in each of the 5 SE states in each year compared to the average of 63,017 candidates in each of the 6 SW states. It means an average of 11,000+ more candidates registered for JAMB in each SE state compared to each SW state.
You may want to tell me that the total number of enrolments is higher in the SW than SE. Even though there are about 60,000 more enrolments in the SW than the SE over the 7 years considered, have you forgotten that the population of the SW is more than the SE? Are you guys not the ones accusing Igbos of running away from the SE to settle in the SW? So despite having a significant proportion of Igbos in all other geopolitical zones, we were still able to pull that figure. I can bet you that 10-20% of the figures you have for all the other geopolitical zones purely consist of Igbos, which means that the absolute number of Igbos in that figure may be nearly 3.5 million over those 7 years.
Anyway, let me not waste my time educating a tribalistic bigot like you.

AshiwajuFoward:
Eziokwu! Nna eh, keep dropping it like it's hot for them. Dis na another 'gbedu' wey go burst dia brains.

===>COPIED
You lack comprehension of what you read, and you're far from being analytical in your reasoning.
When figures are not analysed in proportions, it makes understanding complex.
To start with, the South East has only 5 states as against the 6 states of South West. For SE to have 2.59 million compared to 2.65 million enrolments of SW shows that relatively, SE has better enrolment. This is clearly seen in the average for the SE which came to 74,093 candidates for the 7 years compared to 63,017 candidates for the SW. Let me explain it better to you. It means that in the 7 years analysed, an average of 74,093 candidates registered for JAMB in each of the 5 SE states in each year compared to the average of 63,017 candidates in each of the 6 SW states. It means an average of 11,000+ more candidates registered for JAMB in each SE state compared to each SW state.
You may want to tell me that the total number of enrolments is higher in the SW than SE. Even though there are about 60,000 more enrolments in the SW than the SE over the 7 years considered, have you forgotten that the population of the SW is more than the SE? Are you guys not the ones accusing Igbos of running away from the SE to settle in the SW? So despite having a significant proportion of Igbos in all other geopolitical zones, we were still able to pull that figure. I can bet you that 10-20% of the figures you have for all the other geopolitical zones purely consist of Igbos, which means that the absolute number of Igbos in that figure may be nearly 3.5 million over those 7 years.
Anyway, let me not waste my time educating a tribalistic bigot like you.

Dhortunn:
South West & Education. 5 &6.

https://www.nairaland.com/3765676/truth-rita-ibenis-blackmail-bishop

===>COPIED
You lack comprehension of what you read, and you're far from being analytical in your reasoning.
When figures are not analysed in proportions, it makes understanding complex.
To start with, the South East has only 5 states as against the 6 states of South West. For SE to have 2.59 million compared to 2.65 million enrolments of SW shows that relatively, SE has better enrolment. This is clearly seen in the average for the SE which came to 74,093 candidates for the 7 years compared to 63,017 candidates for the SW. Let me explain it better to you. It means that in the 7 years analysed, an average of 74,093 candidates registered for JAMB in each of the 5 SE states in each year compared to the average of 63,017 candidates in each of the 6 SW states. It means an average of 11,000+ more candidates registered for JAMB in each SE state compared to each SW state.
You may want to tell me that the total number of enrolments is higher in the SW than SE. Even though there are about 60,000 more enrolments in the SW than the SE over the 7 years considered, have you forgotten that the population of the SW is more than the SE? Are you guys not the ones accusing Igbos of running away from the SE to settle in the SW? So despite having a significant proportion of Igbos in all other geopolitical zones, we were still able to pull that figure. I can bet you that 10-20% of the figures you have for all the other geopolitical zones purely consist of Igbos, which means that the absolute number of Igbos in that figure may be nearly 3.5 million over those 7 years.
Anyway, let me not waste my time educating a tribalistic bigot like you.

TeflonBlixx:
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The North is just a parasite. .

Peeps from the land of rising Potopoto/Erofo banging their dry chest should see this. .

Nna, while you're at it, make sure you don't get heart attack or seizures

===>COPIED
You lack comprehension of what you read, and you're far from being analytical in your reasoning.
When figures are not analysed in proportions, it makes understanding complex.
To start with, the South East has only 5 states as against the 6 states of South West. For SE to have 2.59 million compared to 2.65 million enrolments of SW shows that relatively, SE has better enrolment. This is clearly seen in the average for the SE which came to 74,093 candidates for the 7 years compared to 63,017 candidates for the SW. Let me explain it better to you. It means that in the 7 years analysed, an average of 74,093 candidates registered for JAMB in each of the 5 SE states in each year compared to the average of 63,017 candidates in each of the 6 SW states. It means an average of 11,000+ more candidates registered for JAMB in each SE state compared to each SW state.
You may want to tell me that the total number of enrolments is higher in the SW than SE. Even though there are about 60,000 more enrolments in the SW than the SE over the 7 years considered, have you forgotten that the population of the SW is more than the SE? Are you guys not the ones accusing Igbos of running away from the SE to settle in the SW? So despite having a significant proportion of Igbos in all other geopolitical zones, we were still able to pull that figure. I can bet you that 10-20% of the figures you have for all the other geopolitical zones purely consist of Igbos, which means that the absolute number of Igbos in that figure may be nearly 3.5 million over those 7 years.
Anyway, let me not waste my time educating a tribalistic bigot like you.

MasterChen:
https://i.imgsafe.org/2123ba50bc.gif

The stats are up there staring at you potopoto boy yet you still have the guts to yap this nonsense . The number of states is irrelevant cos they used state of origin. By the way, you aren't fooling anyone with that Yoruba moniker. Your post history will always cast you lol

And yes y'all are ahead when it comes to importing and exporting salt to Indonesia

I don't want to b bais, south west state is 6 while south east state is 5, now do the arithmetics

modelmike7:
Baba, we all knew way back then o, we just rode in 'luck' and got our fingers burnt. Sane Nigerians will never make such mistake again... we actually voted for Badluck
Thanking God he's gone now.

Same Way you got your ass burnt again by Buhari mumuism

last35:
Aah... Eewọ biwon ṣe ń pá àwọn ipod!

Ejoor is not an Igbo name, so which trash are you saying

sarrki:
Is this not the same bridge

Same bridge always
I know obiano is working
The hype is much than the physical infrastructure

Have you ever been to Anambra state?

jreyez:
Why is she sounding so pained? Where's her maturity? I pity for p square.

Pity because of what Gosh!