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BoredBerry:
Sorry to interrupt... But I hope you know that you're engaging a troll? He's cloned my account, then reported it with his other hundred alternate accounts, so while I'm serving a ban, he's her disgracing his mother...

He's a retārd... He has no life off Nairaland... He's everywhere threatening Nairalanders or flirting with women, as though I'm a lesbian... I've decided to ignore him... You can either do so.... Or fish out the idiot...

Thanks...

Be mindful... He account has either three (r) or one (r)... That's "datboredberrry" and "datboredbery"...

Don't worry. He will delete his account and run away from Nairaland

Datboredberrry:
military officer my foot. If Dem born you well drop your number and let's meet and see who will survive between us after the fight.
Na cultist go settle matter and them go bring your obituaries put for nairaland front-page

Clap for yaself and don't forget to give thank to Nairaland for allowing you to hide behind it and use your phone on here to write rubbish if not, who are you? Even your papa can not stand before me and talk. If your parents born you well, just drop your number for me. I go video call you on Whatsapp to get the correct address where you are. See! If I come around and you're not there, anybody that's there will chop beating of their life. If your spirit wanna work against you, lets meet. I will show you what it meant to be a military personnel. I will chop you raw, chop your papa join am!

GODWINLOWSKI:
A boy took out a 17 years old girl he found on social media to purchase an iphone worth over #350,000.

The girl has made her choice and the boy who's with the purchased phone excuses himself off the shop, with the girl waiting for his return.

The boy ran away with the said phone, and the girl was apprehended after the boy never showed up again.

SHUT UP! coocked up story. You're not allowed to hold phone that you're yet to pay for. You make the payment before allow you to touch any phone. So you don't make any sense

Lenny22:
I grew up with a girl in the same neighbourhood from childhood to adulthood, although I'm two years older than her.
She looks decent on the outside and she has no scandal to her name so far.

I have done favours for her in the past without an ulterior motive but simply because her elder brother is a close friend.

Recently I asked her out and she agreed but I noticed our conversations was more on her saying she is hungry, broke and bla bla most of the time. I do oblige by sending her money etc.

I began to see the relationship as parasitic and she only texts when she needs something, so I decided to lock up. I stopped giving her stuffs.
Recently she told me she had no money on her and I simply told her I'm broke , that I have no money. She decided to block me on WhatsApp.

I don't know if she is trying to play games but I'm not bothered. What can I do to reap a little of what I have sown?

You don't tell woman that you're broke, instead tell her you're expecting millions in weeks to come, so she should lend you some money. You chop her money, chop her cookies for free anytime anyday, twice some days. Let this ring in your head " TRUTH HURT, LIE HEALS " I will never ever tell the truth to anyone most especially women.

Datboredberrry:
seems you don't know who you're dealing with.
I'll deal with you on this forum and you'll regret crossing my paths.
Idiot

Ori e daru ni? You're talking to a military officer. You sick or something? Where do you live at? I want to touch you small

Now we are all see indecent photos of her they could only got to show us after her death? Meaning... That's the most decent picture they could get. When we are telling you useless girls to dress right but NO you won't listen because of the ugliness in you, you'd to show us some skin. Ugly being!

Bjorn52:
Please save me from more messages being shown to my contacts. I would never in my life take this again even in pains. I took this to prepare for my exams to pay pack 12000 with only 7800 given to me out of desperation cause I thought I could sell my power bank before that time. Now they've sent messages to some of my contacts before the date. I'm so helpless and confused. Please help me sirs and mas. Please.

Join those abokie by the road side and beg there. Your wasting your time here. Bullshit

iamkheedah:
The Bayelsa born Ikiotere Ayebatonye who made was all over the internet after photos from his graduation were shared online has once again created a buzz online.

After sharing a photo of himself in his NYSC uniform saluting like a gallant officer on his official Facebook page, a lot of top blogs across the country has shared the picture congratulating him for his latest feat.


The Management department (Bus Admin) graduate is currently serving at the ministry of Trade and Investment office
Bayelsa State

See more:. https://www.facebook.com/108748748202292/posts/151805163896650/?substory_index=0&app=fbl

Remove the FIRST CLASS BULLSHIT! What class of degree should he have got if not first class. Bullshit

redPUSSY:
http://saharareporters.com/2022/02/08/breaking-five-soldiers-killed-auto-crash-while-answering-distress-call-repel-alleged

The news saddens me

lalasticlala:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReemPLgPcjE

West Ham ace Kurt Zouma filmed KICKING and slapping his pet cat in horrific video.

And so? Lala or something. Are you ok at all

Anxiety2022:
I just got diagnosed of been HIV+. I don't even know what to do or where to start at this phase in life. Dream looks shambles. I had that HIV positive patient must take it's drugs everyday in other to survive. I really do not know where to start. I feel like taking my life away. Who can give me a concrete advise on how to survive this. The trauma is much on me. I really do not know who to ask for favor. I am looking forward for your advice.

Secondly is the drugs affordable?

How you take get am?

jaybenugo:
Popular Nigerian singer and songwriter, Tiwa Savage, on Sunday boasted about how young she looked for her age, adding that she has a ‘baby face’, IGBERETV reports.

Savage, who turned 42 on Saturday, stated this on her Instagram story, as she shared a picture of herself.

She also boasted about her other qualities. She added that she was also sexy, and prided herself for having talent, a good heart, and money.

Referring to the picture she shared, the mother-of-one wrote,



See screenshot of post below:

https://igberetvnews.com/1414161/baby-face-dont-look-age-tiwa-savage/

Do you mean baby? ( That dull in the market) because I see nothing call sexy in you cuz' just now I rechecked that sex-tape.. men...! That pu**y is too ugly, look worned. But good heart? well, I don't know about that. About the money? Well, you don't have enough to have say it publicly that you got it when you don't cuz' you can't buy me all things I need right now. So STF UP!

mikezuruki:
Good Evening Nairalanders.

Please, I'd make this as brief as I can because this is very urgent.

My girlfriend has a roommate that had a snake as a pet (you can see the snake in the glass in the image attached).

The problem now is, the snake has escaped and my girlfriend has not gone to her apartment for a while now.

My questions are:

Is the snake venomous?

Without a snake catcher, how can one catch this snake?

Urgent replies please. I would appreciate.

Thank you.

Front Page!

You don't make any sense or perhaps you're stupid or too idle or just wanna post something. You're asking us to identify if that thing we barely see it's skin is Venomous snake or not. It got a owner, can't you ask him or perhaps tell him to catch back his snake? See! You're the true definition of nonsense.

valentineuwakwe:
Source: https://punchng.com/presidency-i-want-to-stop-nigeria-from-disintegration-says-tambuwal/

The main reason I won't vote for you because I'm looking for that candidate who can disintegrate this country fast

Mrbenny001:
Olodo... those tribes has been before your Nigeria of yesterday, there's no land called Nigeria

It will do you good to take to my advice by start tracing your root. Know your country now. You will have nowhere to go to when we kick you out and we won't even keep you in our IDP camp.

God1000:
what good has the so-called three tribes offered Nigeria since independence apart from corruption, nepotism, marginalisation, abject poverty and politically motivated insecurities across the nook and cranny of Nigeria?

And so?

Mrbenny001:
Good luck Jonathan rule Nigeria for 6 year... is he one of those tribes?... Keep quit if don't have reasonable thing to say.

Him and his people will never rule again. Hey listen foreigner! Your time is up. Better start tracing your root. Nigeria ain't your country, we will kick your ass soon

God1000:
IGEDE OF OUR DREAM; OUR COLLECTIVE RESPONSIBILITY

A brother sent me this story, I will always be proud of my provenance/parentage


When we talk of our future expectations as individuals, we cannot but talk about the procedures or steps needed to be put in place to meet those expectations. Likewise, when we talk about the future expectations of a people, we must also talk about how these can come about.

Our future expectations constitute our dream, it controls our ambitions and aspirations, it determines the methods we use to drive our goals. Individual dreams are always different
But for the dream of a people/a nation, to be realized, it has to be in the interests and the dreams of the individuals that make up that nation.

It is, first of all, the responsibility of the people to understand their dream collectively, teach it to their children, make it their responsibility, individually and collectively as they do with their businesses and careers and commit themselves to it. It is their duty to know that no other individual aspiration or ambition must contradict the "big dream"
After identifying that "big dream".

Goals and methods of accomplishment are necessitated in place and that avails each individual a window to function, both as a person and also as a member of a nation. When these are done, the dream becomes real to the constituent of a nation as much as their own business; room is created for collective participation.

Igede of our dream is possible!
This dream is big; It must be broadcasted, chanted and printed on pages.
It is a dream of a people known for a noble life. A people known for truth and peace, excellence in creativity, hard work /Smart work, a people known for progress, not stagnation, a people with lofty aspirations for better things, improving self-life and the lives of others, valuing their way of life and upholding all morality against the ebbs of misdirected civility.
These are some of the goals within the "big dream" It is a dream, bearing and encompassing the reality that our lives become outstanding anywhere, anytime, everywhere and every-how!

It is a dream we must all buy into.
Unity means speaking one language, being in agreement and being committed to one course.
We must agree, commit to and speak this one dream language with love.

It is a collective responsibility, it is achievable by unity to actualize the igede of our dream.

It is you and I, together as one, a nation bound by love and unity; it is our job to do and it begins now.

Pictures from Igede Carnival 2021.
� Myphotography.

Ajogi Victor Ede
Igede Youth Ambassador.
@ISADA 2021.

If you're not one of the three tribes ( YORUBA, HAUSA AND IGBO), Hide your face and your tribe because you're a foreigner here and you should start tracing your root to other country.

Lordshoggy:
After so many failed attempts trying out different relationships, I finally found a woman whose attitude is similar to my mother, someone who understands me, matured and encourages me.

During my failed relationships attempts, I started to think that, I am the one who had attitude problems making this girls to break up, until I met this girl in my country of residence and I can conclude that MY OWN LOVE WAS THERE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY WAITING FOR ME.

Well, she said yes to me. I have a wedding to plan.

Lol so you can this be deceived with that glared RED FLAG? That hug alone gave you out, it isn't personate enough. A woman who love you will never hug you with that wide distance she kept.

benjackugo:
Child Custody: Over 18,000 Sign Precious Chikwendu's Petition Against FFK (Photos)

Over 18, 000 signatories have signed a petition started by Precious Chikwendu, the estranged wife of a former aviation minister, Femi Fani-Kayode seeking the custody of her children — Aragorn, Ragnar, Aiden, and Liam, IGBERETV reports.

The former beauty queen started the petition some days ago to the United Nations as a way to put an end to bullying and oppression from spouses who have more political power over the other.

She alleged that she was physically abused by the former minister when they were still together.

Her petition on change.org which sought 10,000 signatures has so far garnered 18, 365 signatories as of the time of filing this report. The petition is now aiming for 25, 000 signatories to make it one of the top signed petition on change.org.

Her latest Instagram post at the time of this report reads;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CZmqp1CsQqt/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Her petition reads;



Fani-Kayode and Chikwendu’s marriage crashed in 2020 over allegations of domestic violence by the former beauty queen and his counter-allegation of infidelity.

Precious and Fani-Kayode have been involved in a legal battle over the custody of their four sons since they separated.

https://igberetvnews.com/1414044/child-custody-18000-sign-precious-chikwendus-petition-ffk-photos/

As if really she wants her kids with her. If she's given an option of keeping the kids without any upkeeping money from FFK, her NO will be in capital letter. Idiot!

bigcee:
I imagine this is you when you're done

Zeal0000007:
Pals just don't know what to think, here is it, my fiancee's sex libido increased rapidly than before, I work at sea returning back from work , the way my woman has been spinning during sex is disturbing.
I know she must have missed me but she is not a very sexy driven person. This time around during sex, she can raised her legs up to her head, and its shocking, the way she moans its unbelievable, this time around she loves doggy style, like say tomorrow no dey, she wants to come up top me and alot more.

My imagination is trying to tell that she might be having it with someone that is very good in bed while I was away, pals this is giving me a lot of concern. Soon I will be going back in matter of days, from my observations since I came back I have not seen strange number calling her.

Well you maybe right or wrong with your imagination. There are times women wants it more. I'm married and I can tell you that sometime my woman don't want it but she will still give it to me and then complain of my d**k touching her womb while the other time when she wants it, my d**k touching nowhere so that's what I have to say

yuping:
I know this thing really pain you, but some people never experience scam or hear about it before, a scammer is a con artist, they are confidently drawing there plan.

What business fetches you double of your investment in 30 minutes?

benjackugo:
Ebele Iyiegbu, wife of billionaire businessman, Obi Cubana, has taken to her Instagram handle to celebrate their first son, Alex, for his outstanding academic performance, IGBERETV reports.

The proud mum highlighted her son’s academic achievements.

She revealed he performed excellently in a mathematics competition in the whole school, he came first in his class and is also one of the top 20 highest point holders.

Ebele also stated that her son is a student without a minus point, a house captain and also one of the top five badges and 20 academics in his school.

In her words,


https://www.instagram.com/p/CZXXgAlL3xT/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Her husband, Obi Cubana reacted to her post. He wrote;



The post stirred mixed reactions from other Nigerians on Instagram. See some comments below.

https://igberetvnews.com/1413999/nigerians-react-obi-cubanas-first-son-alexs-grades-school-photos/

Make he put on brace for that teeth na. Ugly something

MANDIPUTIN:
A PhD holder identified as Udoh Nse James is currently working as a labourer due to his inability to get a befitting job for someone with his qualifications.

His story was shared on LinkedIn by Engr Chinedu Eche who solicited for help for the man with a PhD in Econometrics, Masters and Bachelors degree in Accounting.

Eche revealed that he came across James at site where he was helping his team with the fabrication of Coastic Soda storage tank for Dangote Refinery.

He shared a photo of the PhD holder, and noted that he should be in an institute of learning or Research.

The Engr wrote;

”My beloved LinkedIn family;

This is Udoh Nse James.

From Akwa Ibom State

Contact number 07039187215.

First Degree B.S.C. Accounting 2005

Second Degree M.S.C Accounting 2009

Third Degree P.H.D Econometrics 2012

He is currently working as a helper on a site where my team and I are fabricating and erecting a Coastic Soda Storage tank for Dangote Refinery .

https://www.newsngr.com.ng/2022/02/man-with-two-degrees-and-phd-now-working-as-labourer-at-dangote-refinery/

This is what we have been saying. You went to the university to pile up papers so whats the essence of your education when you can't employ yourself despite gotten education to PhD level? All money wasted acquiring MSc and PhD is enough to help your career that's if you got any when you were doing your first degree. Now start eating that paper na. Mumu!

Albert0011:
Good evening to everyone in the house.

Today my cousin sister schooling at uniben just called me this afternoon and was crying on phone that someone just scammed her on WhatsApp.

According to her,she said that she meet the girl on a WhatsApp group and the girl convinced her that there is an investment scheme that she will invest 5000 to get 10000 within 30 minutes.
Because of her naivety she sent the money to the girl,the girl later told her that the one of 5k is no longer available that the remaining slot available to invest is 10k,so she told her to send extra 5k to balance it. She still sent the money to her.
After everything has been done,she said that my sister must send extra 7k to claim her 45k.
She still sent the money to the girl hoping that she will get the money.
Immediately she sent sent her the money,she started giving my sister excuses and later blocked her on WhatsApp
Is there any hope that if i report the account to the bank for fraudulent activity.
Can the money be recovered or should i just tell her to forget It and move on?
she has sent me all their chats and evidences.

Moderators should help me and push it front page.

Tell her to take herself to market and self off. In fact their parents is wasting their money on her for putting her in university. People like her sleep with lecturers to get mark because there is nothing in her head... Filled with sand. Omo radara

iamL:
One was once asked me what he was supposed to give me for a simple chest pain he he realized he was clueless he then prescribed tramadol for me. I just walked out.

Na tramadol wey Dem they take for school to bang girls wey make them nor dey read na he fit know.

quack doctors.

Iyaebe:
Internet generation doctors. Avoid any doctor less than 50yrs of age they belong to the internet generation.So sad

You're so right about that. I visited a Muslim private hospital, could you believe that the guy was using Google to diagnose me?

Insecurity:
Many Injured As Muslim Parents Protest Against Rejection Of Hijab-wearing Students
At Baptist School In Kwara



http://saharareporters.com/2022/02/03/many-injured-muslim-parents-protest-against-rejection-hijab-wearing-students-baptist

News like this makes me feel like denouncing my religion as a Muslim. What the f**k going on with Muslim, no Peace wherever Muslim is. What really the f**k! I'm still thinking way to go about dumping Islam for Christianity

Johnnie2019:
Both sex are still available

Are your sure they are not blind How much? 2k each