GonzalezAguero: Well-done..when exactly is this rapture gonna take place..you are always out of point man.. Rapture rapture blah blah blah...keep spamming unnecessarily..
GAZZUZZ: It is political suicide for the APC led govt to add ₦1 to the current price of P.M.S, 2023 is an election year, currently Insecurity and poverty is on the rise.
Subsidy will not be removed.
Close your mouth. Buhari is leaving he give no f**k about what become of the country besides remover of fuel subsidy wasn't his ideal but all the state government agreed to be removed so as to keep getting their monthly allocation as while because when NNPC is not make any income, it will affect allocation. You get?
ezenwaez: Please if you are an N-Power Batch C Volunteer and you recently went to the bank to change your account names please ensure it matches and corresponds with the names on your Npower NASIMS profile, otherwise you might have payment issues.
Please if you changed your account names say from John Doe Jane to Jane Ann Kim please make sure that it is Jane Ann Kim that is being displayed on your Npower NASIMS profile, if you cannot edit your account names and your profile names on the N-Power NASIMS dashboard please contact Npower and notify the N-Power management about the change, by sending your new account names, and Npower ID to support.npower@nasims.gov.ng.
You're confused. The idleness in your life is getting to another level. Imagine that rubbish things you said up there? Guy! Better you sleep or take a walk
Righteousness2: Are u noticing what is happening in the World?
Record Fire! Record Earthquakes! Record Volcanoes Record Tornadoes Record Rains The Birth Pangs are Exploding! This Ship is Sinking! Get Ready! Live Ready! We are on the Verge of Something Huge. JESUS Christ is Coming!
ezenwaez: Account capturing of all Npower Batch C Volunteers is ongoing and this is the reason for the current delay in October and November stipend.
Prior to this most Npower Batch C Volunteers during the N-Power registration were not properly captured when inputting their account information due to technical glitches hence the resultant delay in payment and this led to Npower Batch C Volunteers having payment issues, also several Npower Batch C Volunteers failed to follow simple instructions when filling their account information.
In this vein all Npower Batch C account details is being recaptured and certain adjustment will be made to the method of payment as follows:
1) All Npower Batch C Volunteers will be paid at once and not in batches.
2) Subsequent payment will be made promptly and hitchfree.
Shut up jorr! Idiot.. always with rubbish post! Hear yourself out ( recapture? ) do you any sense at all? Enough of your bullshit. Henceforth... read my lips... shut the f**k up! No one needs any update of it ok
envoymedia: Popular Nigerian singer, Skiibii has cried out over the electricity bill he was given, IgbereTV reports.
The bill from Eko Electricity Districbution Company was over a million and the singer disclosed that he doesn't stay in his house all the time to get such.
NewsAgent101: Ace Nigerian singer, David Adeleke also known as Davido attended actress, Eniola Badmus’ 20th year on stage celebration party on Thursday and it was a blast
Davido who showed up to support the actress that’s like a sister to him, left a good impression on guests at the party when he gifted Fuji legend, KWAM 1 N2 million cash
In a video making the rounds online, the celebrant was seen with KWAM 1 on stage, and he sang her praises as she sprayed money on him
After a while, Davido climbed the stage carrying bundles of money reportedly totaling N2m and handed it over to one of KWAM 1’s boys.
This immediately changed the atmosphere on the stage as the FEM crooner also bowed in respect for the Fuji singer before exiting the stage
KWAM 1 then proceeded to sing Davido’s praise, bringing the singer back on stage, and as Eniola sprayed him, he held her in a tight embrace
Wisdomkosi: New Scam Alert : How I Was Scammed Of My Hard Earned 15k After A Guy Showed Me His Priv@te Part - Wisdom Nwedene
Please, there is a new way of scaming people right now which I believe you should be careful because we are in ember month.
This morning, I was scammed of 15k after a guy cried bitterly that I broke his House Glass Window and showed me his private part.
How It Started....
This morning, I entered Keke Napep (Tricycle) at popular Vanco Junction in Ebonyi State. I was actually going to my home town. My mother demanded for my attention so I needed to go early in the morning and come back in order to continue my work.
When we got to Sharon Junction, a lady wanted to come down, so as I was trying to come down in order to make way for the lady to step down, the guy deliberately allowed the glass to fall down and immediately said I touched the "sack bag" he was putting the window glass that's why it fell down from his hand. The guy was sitting close to the Keke rider in the front.
However, I pleaded with him that I am so sorry that the window glass got broken but of a truth I didn't know how and when I touched him and he accepted.
Reaching to where I will finally drop off, this guy started crying ooo.
He brought out his manh00d in public and started crying that he was going to work with the glass before I broke it. That he wanted to use the money raised from fixing the glass for a client to treat infection that he is battling with. I was really embarrassed immediately he brought out his manh000d.
He said that the person who has the glass won't pay him again because he was going to work with it.
I had to withdraw at a POS that's close by and I gave it to him because he stopped crying and put his manh000d back. It was later that I discovered it is a new trick in town
So, my dear brothers and sisters, each time you enter Keke or bus, be extremely careful with whomever that is sitting close to you to avoid paying for damage that you didn't know when it happened.
Dindinrin ni o! Who gave birth to you this dump folk? You're not scammed ok! Your money was taken from you simply because you do not have any sense. EVEN IF I WAS THE ONE TOUCH THE GLASS AND IT FALL, I WILL NOT PAY YOU 1 NAIRA. YOU FEEL OK PUTTING OUT YOUR DI*K WHAT THE FU*K CONCERN ME? DINDINRIN LABI IS YOUR NAME
Dogshow: Many people have heard it that Veterinary medicine is one of the toughest professions in Nigeria because our patients cannot describe what really is wrong with their system.
I gained admission into the premier University of Ibadan to study Veterinary medicine in 2014/15 for a six-year degree duration, and finally signed out from the noble faculty, 6th December, 2021
IMO...years of emotional and psychologically letdown, coupled with the fear and anxiety of the almighty DVM Part 1, 11 and 111 exams on a back to back basis.
I'm super grateful to God Almighty, and excited for the next step ahead.
Big congrats to me!
Take down the second picture cuz you look mentally ill. Please take it down
Is it about acquiring certificates or study to solve problems? For real I don't know how we black think sometime. Most prof in our universities are they earning salaries they couldn't solve a simple problem. Black go to university aquire certificate while white study to solve problems. I won't commend anyone acquiring just pali
CrazyMan: I doubt if any university in Nigeria offers that course.
And even if they do, airlines here would prefer to fly in expatiates to service and repair their aircraft than entrust it to Nigerian graduates, so they'll end up being jobless.
Geeeky: Omo nah 300 naira o, buying a sachet is hard cus it's 20naira now The N10 sef is losing its value, what makes everything sad is that when things go up it will continue like that. Who are we to blame, Buhari or the people ?
Simple question you didn't understand. Yourr saying rubbish.
Dandy1: I couldn't find a suitable sub-forum for this topic, so I used the general. Kindly patiently read through, if there's anyone that can help - please kindly reach out.
I'm going to be apt and sincere here. So I ordered a musical studio equipment on the Aliexpress 11:11 sales day. The total sum I paid for the item at checkout was $280(114k naira). Free shipping was part of the deal, so it was mouth watering. Normally, I would have used the service of Nairaland trusted shipping agents like Justi4jesu, but she doesn't do Aliexpress the last time I checked.
Fast forward to today, I was called to come pick up my parcel at the local post office. The item was stated on the listing to be shipped through 'Aliexpress standard shipping', I don't know how it ended up in the care of EMS. I reached there, and some sort of invoice was brought out. The attending agent looked at the papers for a moment and told me I would be paying about 39,600 for the clearance. What!!!
I couldn't believe my ears, so I told her to please pass me the document for observation. I saw the estimated value of the item was put at #202,000 naira. How come? It stated on the paper that the custom duty was 10%,which is #20,000. Plus all other trumped up charges, it summed up to #39,600. Plus 1k5 for shipping from Lagos, over 40k. That's about $100, using the current official exchange rate.
I bought a $280 dollar item and I'm being charged $100 for collection? That's like 43% of the value. Even if I am stinkingly rich, which I am not; it's insane to pay such amount. It's like buying a 1milli worth car and paying 430k to clear it. I am an obedient citizen and all, but inflating the price of the item I bought just to cash out big through tariff screams corruption to me. I am very sure just a fraction of the amount will be remitted to government coffers.
Please if there's anybody who has an idea how to go about beating down this obviously outrageous charges, kindly help out. I can print out the issued invoice on the bought item as proof of price if there's a need. Thanks.
Lalasticlala and other mods, I will be glad if this can make front page for more awareness of this unjust situation. Thanks
Don't mind those saying nothing you can do. We are the one encouraging corruption. Go back to aliexpress, open dispute and get a refund when you have your money back in your account, you can then plan what to do next. DON'T PAY THAT MONEY , DONT NEGOTIATE WITH ANYBODY
DamnnNiggarr: Does Excessive Stressing Or Staying Away From Sex For Too Long, Causes Erectile Dysfunction?
I wanted to create a new moniker for this thread but later changed my mind in order to continue with this my main Monika, because I see no importance/reason for creating a new moniker. Please you guys should not insult nor comment negatively on this thread. I know that topics similar to this have been created on this forum but I really want an answer and also a special advice towards achieving a permanent solution. I've browsed the internet about it, but it seems most of the sites I visited were only interested on advertising their products.
Lately, I've been overstressing my self, I combine three things in a day which means combining studies, business and family which makes me to always be on the road every minute of the day, I shuttle between Anambra, Enugu and Bayelsa, most of the time, if I can't find some of the goods I'm looking for in Onitsha, I travel to Lagos or Aba to get them which will be way-billed to my wife in Bayelsa so that she can sale them, and all these make me to be away from home for too long especially my studies.
so, on 18-11-2021, I decided to visit home, it was the day that terrible accident occured at upper iweka, Onitsha. But I got home, and I observed that I can't have an erection, even if it manages to erect, I can't hold the erection for too long, this thing kept happening until my wife couldn't take it anymore and she suggested we see a doctor, on getting to the hospital, the doctor asked me what I do for a living (what I do in my every day life) and I told him, he also asked how often do I visit home, I told him that it takes longer period before I visit home. He suggested that I should get some rest and stay away from too much stress, and also visit home regularly in order to be having regular intimacy with my wife, because staying away for too long from it can also have a negative effect on sexual life. But I told him that, stressing my self is how I put food on my table and that's also how I've been able to pass my exams even right from my undergraduate days.
The doctor made mention of Stress, which I'm fully aware of it's negative effect on sexual health, but staying away from intimacy for too long, does that also cause erectile dysfunction? even the internet didn't mention anything concerning Staying Away from intimacy for too long. I know that most men are down with this particular issue but are too shy/ashame to speak up.
please Nairalanders, how else do I overcome this disgraceful and shameful predicament? all advice would be highly appreciated.
lalasticlala Seun Sissy3 dominique
Are you depressed over something laterly? Sex is a mind game. How about this.. last weekend at about 8pm in our bedroom, naked and same with my wife. I was fully erected and juice was already gushing out of my wife pussy, then my phone rang, it was that man to send me the contribution money cuz it was my turn, he was telling me that 5 people didn't pay, in that case, I have to wait till the following week, I was so mad and I lost erection immediately and for about three days my performance was poor cuz my mind was so disturbed then I explained to my wife cuz she didn't know about the contribution, then she advised me to take my mind off that I will surely get paid, that how it got off my mind and I went back to my strong self... Nackin till we tired and I hardly get tired cuz her pussy is too juicy I'm glad i made her my wife.. Didn't marry that my ex of dry pussy
Frenzy01: I'm at a crossroad. I feel like I should start taking responsibilities by paying my tithes from the little I have now but the problem is I'm not a church type. It's been over 2 years that I last went to a church cos of some personal reasons and convictions.
Now, how do I take care of my responsibilities as a Christian(I still see myself as a Christian, just that some of the things been done in the church today doesn't sit well with me). How do I pay my tithe without going to church
Quote me and I will send you the account number to put that money, you really don't need to go to church or pay in cash, we takes transfer. Be blessed Happy Sunday
MadamExcellency: This is a serious question requiring honest and soul serching answers.
Matthew 6:15 ESV but if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your heavenly Father forgive your trespasses.
Matthew 18:15 CSB "If your brother sins against you, go tell him his fault, between you and him alone. If he listens to you, you have won your brother.
Why should one forgive when we all know doing that is a SIN
ezenwaez: NPower NASIMS have encouraged NPower Batch C Volunteers to exercise a great deal of patience, as October and November stipend will be paid soon.
Reason for the delay is due to the validation procedure which takes time, and after validation of the N-Power Batch C Volunteers' account information, it is sent to the Central Bank of Nigeria for disbursement of payment to individual accounts of Npower Batch C beneficiaries.
Shut the f**k up! You're saying trash.. thing you know nothing about. What the f**k you mean validation? Bullcrap! You don't know what you're saying. Henceforth, shut the h*** up about N-power, use your time for something productive that's if you have any at hand
Electrochemistry: There's no difference among the Trinity! The Father is God, the Son is God and so is the Holy Spirit; working together in perfect unity. Just like the body, the spirit and the soul in perfect unity make up a human being
Datboredberry: I was curious! I know most men usually wait till every other customer has been served before buying themselves condoms...
But for men who have to buy the extra-small size condoms... How do you do it?!
It is humiliating? Do you say fu** it and just do your sh** without caring?
Do you prefer to be attended to by a woman or a fellow man?
I just need to know...
How do you mean extra small? The usual one they even they tight me self. I wanted to ask one time how come condom size is that small? I'm not feeling comfortable in it at all
Konquest: Itsekiris are directly related to Yorubas. Ilajes, Ifes and Ijebus are the 3 Yoruba groups that largely make up Itsekiris. Indigenous Yoruboid groups extend into Delta State.
So the Itsekiri queens of all Olus have a right to use the royal title of Olori like it's done in Yorubaland.
Read more about the Ijebu Chief Lenuwa of Ode Itsekiri which was founded originally by Ijebus, and Prince Ginuwa the son of the then Oba of Benin in the 1480s who migrated on exile and settled among the Ijebus of Ode Itsekiri. Omadino also has Ijebu origins. Ugborodo (formerly Escravos) was founded by Ilajes of Ugboland in Ondo State over 500 years ago.
Cc: Gate050, Tzar
Thanks so much for this. Now I know more today. Thanks once again bro
sanny1: Your Acct 307XXXX125 Has Been Debited with NGN5,000.00 On 10-NOV-2021 14:11:18 By FIP:USSD:GTB/OKEGBENLE SEUN EMMANUEL/USSD
I met this guy on nairaland we discussed on business of creating me adroid app which I want to use for my admob account we chated and he promised to deliver the work. To me the following day I forwarded the money to his account thinking I met a good person not knowing is a scammer
Here is his Identity:Okay make payment to
0563070314
GTB
SEUN EMMANUEL His WhatsApp no 07036566725 From Lagos as he said He Said
Kindly forward payment receipts and Gmail address used to open your email But today he blocked me on Whatsapp no way to get him
Any person that knows how I can track this guy should assist pls to avoid repeating to other person that's Cc mode frontage pls
You're an idiot.. fool.... Idiot! Don't you have sense? My first principle is this... I will never involve in any things has to do with me sending money first.. I WILL NEVER.
ezenwaez: Please if you are an N-Power Batch C Volunteer having the above issue you might not be paid.
Please in order for you to be paid, all your BVN names must match your account names, and names on your Npower NASIMS profile, at least two out of three names must match.
Your BVN is linked to your account name, if you are having this issue please if after attempting to edit this, the problem persists and continues, please try contacting Npower NASIMS promptly as this might affect your payment.
Npower Payment system depends on your BVN names and your account names, once there is a disparity between your BVN names and your account names you will experience difficulty with the payment system.
BVN must match with your account names, and your Npower profile names, if possible visit your bank and request for your BVN print out, then make sure you send it as an attachment to Npower when making your complain, and do not forget to send your Npower ID as well.
Just to tell them to contact NASIMS. Just as simple as that you start written episode. Do not confuse them. So long their BVN is correct and their account number, they will get paid.. the way the name is arranged doesn't matter. My name was wrongly arranged cuz' my middle name is my first name, despite that I still get PAID YESTERDAY
Crime › Re: Obinwanne Okeke To Be Released In 2028 - US Bureau Of Prisons by Gate050: 7:30pm On Dec 16, 2021
