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Ahhhhhhhh oti ba temi je!

TOYOSI, I can explain na. . . .you see, what happened was. . . .and by the time I could. . . .but you see. . . .I was


Hope you understand

Of course I gotz your back,baby.

He thinks he can get away with it. . . .

Dnt mess with my sis o

Bro dayo, you better dnt try it o.

Or I'll tell TOYOSI where you were all throughout yest.

This tym they didn't ban me o. . . .

Hope say u no dey eye Dayokanu? His wives dey watch you o

@bro dayo
if they ban me, me and u go wear sokoto kan

TOYOSI20:
Errr. . .u didnt do nada oo. . . . .

*whispers* heard from the grape vine that he has concubine all over the place, as in from cape to cairo!!!

I won't lie to you ohhhh, he has a harem of his own. packed with dozens of gypsies to satisfy him whenever.

My doug gotz baby mams all over the place like sand on the beach

dayokanu:
@gatorlink,

What are u doing here. that was not our agreement oh

Our agreement was that you call me halle berry, I call you Danzel Washington

spikedcylinder:
Gator, answer me na.

HF the one adam brody don kill finish

Ewoooooooooooooooooooooo!! HeatFusion don suffer from this guys hand

I say y'all just leave him. If you think about it, he's quite funny.

Spiked, he only put your name up b/c your name showed up on my post. It's called follow follow. Look at the name he chosed : names he came in contact with and names he saw recently in other ppl's post.

Would be waste of time to try to solve things with him. Trust me.

ROTFLMAO. . . . and he wondered why he got the most delusional NL award

TOYOSI20:
Thanks jare ma dear will remember that when the time comes which will be like err. . . .NEVER!!

ah ahn, why na?
Is it because I told ya bat his wives in the village?
So fun mi. ki lo se fun e?

TOYOSI20:
The Bottom line here is when the "ice has been Broken" both parties should feel more at ease wid themselves.

So the question then becomes what exactly is the ice breaker i guess. . . . .

Its left for them to find that out!!

Rem. this if you strt shaking when dayokanu starts starring into the deep dark corners of your iris.

Well, I guess

TOYOSI20:
What a joke!!!

Who knows if the dude shot the guy and made up story story. . . .

Murder she wrote, murder she wroteeeeeeee.

Winnergal:
I mean i can understand it if two people are sharing the same dish/es. But if you are eating from your own dish, i don't see any reason why you shouldn't be allowed to finish your meal . . . .

Considered unhygienic

bacteria might enter the nails (pretty risky if you're eating solid food such as eba, iyan, amala etc)

Prevents sickness. . . .the most shared "item" universally.

Sure, it's just from your plate. . . .but I think it's disgusting.


I'm not a neat freak o, but there are just some things that make me go crazy. I can't go out without a bottle of hand sanitizer.

AdamBrody:
All of you that nominated me as delusional are all stupid, idiotic, foolish, mad and extremely imbecilic

Fools!

Dont worry i am coming out with my own nomination version for you twats! One minute somebody will just be chilling ignoring you animals and the next thing you will force me out to retaliate!

Oloriburuku Oloshi People!

rotflmao

@toyosi
Thanks dear. . . .ur own nomination abi?

hmmmm *in a lyrical tone* That's what she said lasssssstttt timeeeeee

I was brought up like this:

1. Go to the restroom and wash your hands
2. Come to the tableand eat
3. Go to the restroom and wash your hands.

If anytime you want to use the restroom during number 2, you have 2 options

1. Finish eating quickly (with some manners), then you can head to the restroom
2. Go to the restroom, but don't bother coming back to the table. It's considered unsanitary.

And it worked. . . .helped me learn to eat faster and keeps half of the bacteria I'd have consumed -if I didn't follow the rules- out of my system

TOYOSI20:
My Fav. Nominations BAR NONE!!!!! . . . . . .well mostly
PS. Errr. . .why do they stay banning ma sis na??i go vex oo!!!

I was not banned o. lol, but thanks.
[s]I was thinking to make an ID that'd remind me of school anytimeI want to post during the weekdays [/s]
Ya know what I mean
Oya make ur own, let e read sth interesting

MRbrownJAY:
i think it's plain nonsense because THIS IS YOU. if you want to eat a full meal but won't, just because you are on a first date, that is showing to that person an image of you that is false. you want this person to be used to somebody YOU ARE NOT and with time, you will show her the real you. that is a waste of time for you/the person in front of you. a big juicy lie. who want to start a relationship by lying/faking/pretending? be comfortable with who you are and hopefully she will be too.
ps. nobody goes to the toilet DURING a meal, that's just wrong. you either go before or after. cleaning your hands before having a meal is a normal thing to do so you should go to the toilets.
it's all about having confidence with yourself.

Well maybe. . . . infact, i kinda gree with you

@bolded,
plzzz tell them oh, am begining to think that nlers knows nothing about hygeine.

Come to my house and eat. Get up and go to the restroom while eating, trust me, your food wnt be there when you get back

dayokanu:
@gator,

Its true. You would be posted to Katsina state and you would have to use Purdah(Cover your head) else you would be shariahed

But why?
Makes no sense if you ask me.
So if the person is around his/her 50s, she gotta serve with those immature "adults"?
I think an age limit should be placed on the service

Was Bored. . . .can't believe am filling this long list out, but here it goes:

Categories:

Best Female Poster: Sisikill, Busy_body, KarmaMod(Lover her fire ), Osisi/nwando

Best Male Poster: Treetop, Moyin, debosky, 4Play (sometimes when he actually wants to post with some sense), and my bro(Dayokanu) of course

Nicest Member: Gabby (Was going to put TOYOSI, but then I rem. her Hot and Cool temperature )

Best Newbie (Registered in January 2009):  

Classiest Member: Stillwater, Toyosi, doyin13, and spikedcylinder

Member Who Should Post More Often: I really dnt care.

Most Delusional Member: Adamu Brody (me thinks the boys just be breaking up with himself )

Member Who's Most Likely To Be A Good Parent and Lover Now/In The Future: Moyin and debosky. 4Play sounds like the kinda guy who'd leave his kids in the food section to get a playboy magazine in the Bleep section.

Most Popular Member(When it comes to not talking about sex all the time): Osisi, Sisikill, Moyin, Busy_body,

Most Comedic Member: ahhhloads of them. Bro Dayo, Hauwa and her food , Sisikill, Busy_body, H202, Gamine, KarmaMod/D-reloaded/TOH, Moonstone, TOYOSI, Crackles, Gabby and her naivete. AND THE DUDE THAT MAKES THE "YOU ARE STUPID" THREADS.

Most Predictable Member: Adamu, bro dayo and TOYOSI 4Play (bashing naija women), ikeyman00(so senseless)

Best Thread Maker: Funmilayo and her threads, Osisi**

Worst Thread Maker: like 90% of the thread starters on this board.

Wittiest Member: hmmm. . . .I had it. Oh chucks!

Biggest Flirt (Apart from sex talk): hmmm Dayokanu and TOYOSI

Gbeborun of NL: Busy_body, busy_bodi, bluespice, moonstone nad KarmaMod (her own is by trick eh)

People I'd probably Ignore if I see them in my state: Most of the ashewo men on this forum

Feminist: Funmilayo and Moonstone

Attracted and denying it : Tpia and Aloy.Emeka, A-40 and me (dnt worry boo, I gotz ur back )

I heard that if ppl abroad goes back to naija to get a job, they have to serve in NYSC.

How true is this?

If we continue to question everything in a religious point of view, things will never get done.

We have to understand that not every reads the Bible, and not everyone sees heaven and hell as being realistic.

Now, as to the topic. .  . .smoking is just plain disgusting.

If the smell does not prevent them from smoking, then the health risks should atleast make them stop.

Well, I guess the addiction makes it hard

It's like trying to lose weight, no mater how much you promise yourself to stop eating high starch and high carbs food, you'll still find yourself eating it.

Someone mentioned that sugar also disintegrates the function of the system, but smoking causes a more chronic diseases which follows by another chronic disease.

Atleast diabetes is treatable. . . .Diabetes is hereditary right?
Well, your smoking can put a passerby in danger. You're killing ppl who has no business with you. You should be arrested for that.

y'all should check up on what smoking can cause before sticking the cigarette butt in ya mouth.  [site to learn more about smoking] http://www.buzzle.com/articles/diseases-caused-by-smoking.html

As wonderful as the story is, how will she take care of 3 babies?

I hope the aby wasn't born premature

She should be disowning you.
She's not letting the fact that the man is Igbo disable her common sense.
ode

ikeyman00:
Yoruba take am easy oo! fool

Do you ever respond with sense?hiss

NEXT!

eyonigger:
Its quite surprising when I figure out that some people still feel ashamed/shy doing some specific things, example in specifics , Like ur in an eatery with ur new date, and you feel like using the toilet, but you refuse to go to tha toilet coz ur shy/ashamed?, or the food ur both eating, the girl dnt wana eat well just cos she is shy/ashamed?, do yall think this is a matter of complex or plain nonsense?

It's a new date, of course, you gotta take precautions.

And he goes to the toilet while eating and comes back to finish the food?

Why does anyone ever take this ikeyman00 idiota serious?

Every situation to him na igbo this and igbo that.

What kind of democratic country is this sef?

Sometimes I wonder why we can't take back the money our afore presidents STOLE from us. I mean, were they not found guilty?

Are we even sure it's our people lending, not the govenors, senaors, president etc stealing from the banks?

Sometimes I just dnt want to care about this country anymore. Rubissssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

manmustwac:
my babe in bayelsa owns a boutique shop. Her customers owe her 1.5 million naira from goods that she sold to them on credit during the festive season. This dosen't include nearly 2 millon naira from debts b4 the festive season OH!

Make she go fight her debtors she no go fit. Nigerians are very bad when it comes to paying debts.

Ah ahn, why would she loan money like that?
almost 4 million naira?

@Hauwa
Cos I was at chior practice this morning o
How could you have seen me when you were flirting twith the pastor's son

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