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Religion / Re: Would It Matter If Jesus Was Gay? by Gayjesus: 2:29pm On Nov 22, 2015
frank317:


So you don't like boobies? It just does not move you? Damn

I'm not gay and I have my fair share of boobies trust me. But still, I see gay folks as normal. They contribute more to our society than us heterosexual males.

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Religion / Re: Would It Matter If Jesus Was Gay? by Gayjesus: 12:44pm On Nov 22, 2015
frank317:


I didn't Ask u who and who was gay. I care less if king Solomon or Obama is gay.

I am just wondering... How can a man not love em boobies and the softness of a woman's ass and the sweet moan of a woman when u penetrate her as she curls her legs around u?
How can a man not like the softness of a woman's lips and her soft touch all over ur body.
Even babies love boobies.
I can hold unto boobies for ever. I think its only men who were fed through the ass are gay. How in the would would a normal man not love em boobies. Pls explain.
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Just as you love boobies, some men love a stick in their anus. It's called preference.

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Religion / Re: Would It Matter If Jesus Was Gay? by Gayjesus: 11:52am On Nov 22, 2015
frank317:
I am not homophobic and I don't think Jesus is fun... He was plain boring, no woman, no man, no party, no booze, just praying and preaching for 30 something years. What kind of life was that? Did didn't even trip for any chic.

Meanwhile, how do you gays enjoy this gay thingy. So you don't like boobies? What do you like in a man who has no boobies and soft arse?
Guy, try em boobies and u will never be gay again.

They do enjoy it actually. Michael Angelo the famous painter never saw a naked woman all his life,hence he painted the below of a woman as that of a man's. Leodardo da vinci and famous intelligent inventors mostly practice the act. Only a man can truly understand how to love a man.

King david in the bible was a lover to Jonathan. The author of 1 and 2 Samuel is thought to have been a member of King David’s court. He seems to know the intimate details of David’s life and pulls no punches when telling the story of David’s reign, and of his predecessor King Saul. As part of this story, the author tells about Saul’s son Jonathan and his unique relationship with David.

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Religion / Re: Religion; A Curse To Man by Gayjesus: 11:42am On Nov 22, 2015
menesheh:


Is Christianity a religion?

The worship of a human scarified, nailed to a cross,claimed to wash away the sins of its believers.Hence they come together every 7 days to show loyalty to the sacrificed human. What do we call that?

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Religion / Re: Religion; A Curse To Man by Gayjesus: 11:39am On Nov 22, 2015
Actually a curse to African

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Religion / Re: Would It Matter If Jesus Was Gay? by Gayjesus: 11:32am On Nov 22, 2015
orisa37:
As Jesus He was the son of man, like you or I, but as Christ, He became The Son of God and is God and He is Everything in Heaven and on Earth. May God grant you understanding.

Let's assume you are right about jesus being god and other royalty stuff,what stopped him from being gay as he had a beloved who was clearly a man?

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Religion / Re: Is Menstruation Now A Sin Unto God??? by Gayjesus: 10:59am On Nov 22, 2015
ahmtech93:
its not a sin. Only Muslims believe there female worshippers should nt go 2 msq during menstruatn. No place in d bible where u see dt.

you lie!!! your god just like allah don't like the smell for reasons we do not know. I wonder how this god is a spirit? smell don't affect spirit

Leviticus 15:19-33

19 “Whenever a woman has her menstrual period, she will be ceremonially unclean for seven days. Anyone who touches her during that time will be unclean until evening.
20 Anything on which the woman lies or sits during the time of her period will be unclean.
21 If any of you touch her bed, you must wash your clothes and bathe yourself in water, and you will remain unclean until evening.
22 If you touch any object she has sat on, you must wash your clothes and bathe yourself in water, and you will remain unclean until evening.
23 This includes her bed or any other object she has sat on; you will be unclean until evening if you touch it.
24 If a man has sexual intercourse with her and her blood touches him, her menstrual impurity will be transmitted to him. He will remain unclean for seven days, and any bed on which he lies will be unclean.
25 “If a woman has a flow of blood for many days that is unrelated to her menstrual period, or if the blood continues beyond the normal period, she is ceremonially unclean. As during her menstrual period, the woman will be unclean as long as the discharge continues.
26 Any bed she lies on and any object she sits on during that time will be unclean, just as during her normal menstrual period.
27 If any of you touch these things, you will be ceremonially unclean. You must wash your clothes and bathe yourself in water, and you will remain unclean until evening.
28 “When the woman’s bleeding stops, she must count off seven days. Then she will be ceremonially clean.
29 On the eighth day she must bring two turtledoves or two young pigeons and present them to the priest at the entrance of the Tabernacle.
30 The priest will offer one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. Through this process, the priest will purify her before the LORD for the ceremonial impurity caused by her bleeding.
31 “This is how you will guard the people of Israel from ceremonial uncleanness. Otherwise they would die, for their impurity would defile my Tabernacle that stands among them.
32 These are the instructions for dealing with anyone who has a bodily discharge—a man who is unclean because of an emission of semen
33 or a woman during her menstrual period. It applies to any man or woman who has a bodily discharge, and to a man who has sexual intercourse with a woman who is ceremonially unclean.”

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Religion / Re: Is Menstruation Now A Sin Unto God??? by Gayjesus: 10:56am On Nov 22, 2015
huh
Religion / Re: Do Atheists Disbelieve In Impersonal God? by Gayjesus: 10:49pm On Nov 21, 2015
FOLYKAZE:


why would I define God?

Before you can tell us if there is no water on mars, you would have full understanding of what water is.

Same goes with atheism and God. Someone who claim God does not exist must understand what God is. Feigning ignorance about God and talking about the existence of what you dont know is ***.

I have tackled atheists to deffine what they mean by God and some told me personal Gods. So do they disbelieve in personal Gods to believe in impersonal Gods?

Well I don't know what god is,that's why I asked for a definition at least.
Religion / Re: Do Atheists Disbelieve In Impersonal God? by Gayjesus: 12:56pm On Nov 21, 2015
It will make sense to define God first OP,then people can contribute.

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Religion / Re: Christian And Muslim,your Prayers Are Useless by Gayjesus: 12:51pm On Nov 21, 2015
Speechless3:
Gay fool

Thanks
Religion / Re: #my Name Is #abdullah.. And Am Not A #terrorist by Gayjesus: 4:39am On Nov 21, 2015
Suspect33:
i wont speak further, the decision of life and death is in your hands today, you can choose to repent or remain on your way to eternal torment.

You think I actually took you serious undecided
Religion / Re: Christian And Muslim,your Prayers Are Useless by Gayjesus: 4:35am On Nov 21, 2015
tripplephi:
YOUNG MAN, WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO DO BLOOD RITUALS TO MAKE MONEY, WHAT ABOUT MAD MEN, WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO HAVE SEARCHED FOR JOBS FOR 10 YEARS AFTER SCHOOL AND COULD'T FIND, WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO HAVE SEX REGULARLY IN THEIR DREAMS YET THEY ARE TECHNICAL VIRGINS IN REAL LIFE, WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE HERE LIKE YOU ON NAIRALAND YET YOU ARE NOT LIVING THE LIFE YOU ONCE PLANNED TO LIVE WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER, WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO DIE AND COME BACK AND GIVE CORRELATING ACCOUNTS OF AFTER-LIFE, WHAT ABOUT THE WISDOM THE SCIENTISTS USED TO GET THEIR DISCOVERIES, IF YOU STUDIED THE BOOKS THEY STUDIED YOU WILL NOT NOT COME UP WITH WHAT THEY CAME UP WITH, IF BOKO HARAM IS A SCIENCE, TELL ME THE SCIENTIFIC CURE, WHAT ABOUT ISIS, IS IT HALLUCINATION TOO.... WHAT ABOUT MORTICIANS AND THEIR EXPERIENCES WHERE THEY SEE GHOSTS AND STRANGE THINGS HAPPENING...... MY DEAR BROTHER, YOU ARE MYOPIC AND YOUR SCOPE OF INFORMATION IS CORRUPTED AND LIMITED BASED ON WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW.... I HOPE IT DOES NOT LEAD YOU TO SUCIDE WHEN IT ALL FAILS YOU. TO BELIEVE YOUR THEORY WE NEED PROOFS FROM THE GREAT BEYOND THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST AND IT IS A HOAX...... ANYWAY, AM IN A VIGIL NOW... I HOPE PEOPLE WILL LEARN THAT AT THE END OF EVERY THING NA GOD WIN O

There lies the purpose of religion and prayers-they occupy your time while you wait for someone else to fix your problems and superstition

I wonder if you and your night vigil pastor can pray money into your bank account undecided

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Religion / Re: #my Name Is #abdullah.. And Am Not A #terrorist by Gayjesus: 4:23am On Nov 21, 2015
Suspect33:
these are end times, what you said did not suprise me because the spirit of rebellion has been poured out upon the earth, stop decieving yourself that God does not exist because you want to continue in your sin, REPENT AND BE SAVED

But wait your god created me right? And nothing can be done without his permission. What if he created me to be intelligent and you dumb. It is his will,isn't it?
Religion / Re: #my Name Is #abdullah.. And Am Not A #terrorist by Gayjesus: 4:13am On Nov 21, 2015
Suspect33:
Seek the Lord now that he can be found, ignorance is not an excuse

I will willingly seek your lord if you can prove it
Religion / Re: Where Is Elijah? by Gayjesus: 3:54am On Nov 21, 2015
UyiIredia:


Elijah was DRIVEN into heaven on a chariot. He didn't ascend into heaven like Jesus did.

What kind of chariot? How long did they travel?

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Religion / Re: #my Name Is #abdullah.. And Am Not A #terrorist by Gayjesus: 3:51am On Nov 21, 2015
Suspect33:
No other way to God the Father except through Jesus Christ, only throught him we get saved, come to Jesus my brother, LEAVE ISLAM and accept salvation, its free

Another bullshit,but hey you have the right to believe someone is willing to solve your problem while you sleep. Last time I checked,Its been over two thousand years you have been raising this false flag.

Islam is a prison for Muslim while Christianity is a jail for Christians.
Religion / Christian And Muslim,your Prayers Are Useless by Gayjesus: 3:46am On Nov 21, 2015
If you’re sick, you need science. If you’re hurt, injured, or have an infection, you need science. For those of you deluded enough to think religion is the greatest thing in the world, and faith, prayer and well wishing has any real effect on the natural world you are a on a long thing

What motivates people to pray is not something I will ever completely understand, nor will I stop being critical of this form of non-action.Praying is a complete and utter waste of time.The act of praying is not even remotely beneficial to a person in a crisis situation. What it does for the people of faith, either on the receiving end or the giving end, is offer them nothing but a false sense of hope.

Thanking god for the positive outcomes of scientific cure is a show of being illogical and silly. We have all been privy to many situations in hospitals where every nurse and every doctor are doing everything in their power to make sure the patient stays alive, and when they succeed, a higher power gets the applause. Why does god get the thanks for that effort?

Career / Re: Sleep With Me Or I Fire You - My Female Boss. by Gayjesus: 3:17am On Nov 21, 2015
modelmike7:
........ There is God and there will always be GOD. Believe there is God and see a turn around in your life for the better.

A turn around to ignorance? Why would I want that?
Career / Re: Sleep With Me Or I Fire You - My Female Boss. by Gayjesus: 3:17pm On Nov 20, 2015
modelmike7:
This is not funny! If you fear God, DO NOT sleep with her. God is so loving and yet a consuming fire. My cent.

Since there is no God he can sleep with her
Religion / Re: Amazing How Islam Really F**** Up Peoples Way Of Thinking by Gayjesus: 8:35am On Nov 20, 2015
moscyt:
and who are you to judge? i thought it was said that He who hasn't sinned to cast the first stone.

If I don't judge who will judge? About time we all start saying the truth
Religion / Amazing How Islam Really F**** Up Peoples Way Of Thinking by Gayjesus: 3:24am On Nov 20, 2015
Yes it is indeed a religion of peace,but only peaceful when you abide by Sharia laws. Otherwise you are an infidel,and the Islamic law is to kill all infidel. I don't hate Muslims because they are victims,but i hate Islam the religion of no peace.
Religion / Re: Is There Really A God? by Gayjesus: 1:01am On Nov 19, 2015
malvisguy212:
Gayjesus (may God forgive you) I have narrate
My encounter with God and many atheists mock and insult me, going by your nairaland username, you are no different from those who have mock and scoff me.

Atheists are like a blind people trying to
convince themself that because
They has never seen, everyone
else claiming to see must be
mistaken

No evidence still. Trust me if truly there were a god,I would be struck dead immediately I created this thread.
Religion / Re: Would It Matter If Jesus Was Gay? by Gayjesus: 12:59am On Nov 19, 2015
Lildav:
@OP 4calling JESUS in ur foolish post, u r doomed, guaranteed!!

How is that different to sharia law? You are no different to the terrorist due to your statement.

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Religion / Re: Would It Matter If Jesus Was Gay? by Gayjesus: 12:57am On Nov 19, 2015
Majida:
Brother, Jesus loves you as you are and would accept you and work on you if you accept him . But he wasn't gay, he's God the son, and he's one with d father,and God made man in his image and likeness and after then he saw that it won't be cool if the man was alone so he made a woman, he cul have possibly made another man but he choosed to make a woman. So would the son of God now be gay? Moreover before God, gayism is unholiness, he destroyed sodom and gomorrah because of that and the bible records that there was no unholiness found in Jesus , so how can he do gay stuffs? dat wul have separated him from the father, as a matter of fact God would have remove his special holy spirit from him. Also u mentioned him loving John the beloved, do u remember in the old testament when David said he loved Jonathan like his own soul? And Jonathan too loved him.. Even when Jonathan died in battle with his father king Saul, David mourn them and he said the love of Jonathan surpassed the love of women! Such a touching line! But they were never gay, David had 7 wives. So Jesus loved John the beloved for whatever reasons but he wasn't gay. Peace!

Do you think it is right to dehumanize others because of their sexuality? Lets talk off the bible here pls. Would you subject gay people to persecution for an act you have no idea about? Ain't they humans like yourself?
Religion / Re: Is There Really A God? by Gayjesus: 9:59pm On Nov 18, 2015
malvisguy212:
what kind of evidence do you want? If I told you ,I've had a personal encounter with God, will you believe me ? You will only mock and insult me.

You are the one who need to proved to us, God does not exist because as a believer, I have nothing to lose, you on the other hand, you put yourself at risk.

I wouldn't mock you if you gave a clear evidence, not what you think but facts which are obvious
Religion / Re: Is There Really A God? by Gayjesus: 9:58pm On Nov 18, 2015
[quote author=malvisguy212 post=40168395]what kind of evidence do you want? If I told you ,I've had a personal encounter with God, will you believe me ? You will only mock and insult me.

You are the one who need to proved to us, God does not exist because as a believer, I have nothing to lose, you on the other hand, you put yourself at risk.[/quote

I wouldn't mock you if you gave a clear evidence, not what you think but facts which are obvious
Religion / Would It Matter If Jesus Was Gay? by Gayjesus: 9:56pm On Nov 18, 2015
Ever since I joined this site I have been curious about how possible Nigerians hate gay people. I heard Christianity was meant to replace old and barbaric laws but it is shocking how Christians in Nigeria are extremely homophobic.

My question is: what if Jesus was gay? Would you Christians still see him as a role model? I thought the way you guys portrayed him as a saint, he would actually welcomed gay people with open arm and see them as normal.

And what if Jesus himself practiced the act? Extremely intelligent artists, painters, Kings of the ancient world like the Michael Angelo, da Vinci Alexander the Great all slept with men and there was nothing wrong with it. A master back then usually have beloved males like " John the beloved"

I think this homophobic thing in Nigeria needs to stop if you want to stop being a " third world country"
Religion / Re: Is There Really A God? by Gayjesus: 9:39pm On Nov 18, 2015
I thought as much. After few hours of putting up the post, no one has evidence. I'm not interested in what you are feel about the word " God". All I need is a simple evidence.

Camp" no god" rocks!!! smiley

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Religion / Is There Really A God? by Gayjesus: 6:31pm On Nov 18, 2015
I know some people may throw out their toys on this issue but I am firmly in the " there is no God " camp

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Religion / Re: Age Of Aquarius "Science Meets Religion" by Gayjesus: 10:38pm On Nov 17, 2015
Age of Pisces is a water sign,ruled by Neptune,it is emotional and draws religion along with it. All these will begin to fade as we approach the Aquarius age

Aquarius the air sign comes with energy with the air,technology,signals,the thinking mind,wave length,mobile phones. You can see cctv,drones everywhere. Science will be very prosperous in this age because the control freak Pisces is getting out the way.

Age of Aquarius isn't a private sign.its all about openness,truth,social media. Whom do you think Isis,boko haram are fighting? It is the age of openness. Aquarius also rules genetic,IVF, mutation in a natural way. Since Uranus rules Aquarius, energy and electronics....finally we are shifting to that era

New kids will begin to sense more colors,event better technology because they will be less brainwash as their older counterparts. There will be lots of revolution and many many more to come.

I am no prophets,I am only judging from how the age of Leo,Pisces shaped our future. I guess the age of Aquarius is now obviously around.

Paris shooting as well
Religion / Re: Age Of Aquarius "Science Meets Religion" by Gayjesus: 10:37pm On Nov 17, 2015


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