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Autos › Re: SOLD Reg 2010 Corolla sports VIDEO SOLD by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:53am On Aug 23, 2019
mammanbawa:
This car na registered toks
you understand wink wink wink
Car Talk › Re: 5 Things You Should NEVER Do With Automatic Transmission Cars by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:46am On Aug 23, 2019
Jadeng:
PRICE ?
asking 2.2. 08033910382
Autos › Re: Honda Accord 2009 Exl Restoration by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:27am On Aug 23, 2019
under body

Autos › Re: Honda Accord 2009 Exl Restoration by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:25am On Aug 23, 2019
wheel alignment

Being done in this location.


Jovids Automobile Limited

Opposite Esporta Hotel And Suites, CMD Road, Magodo Shangisha, Ikeja https://g.co/kgs/24Wzti




Autos › SOLD Reg 2010 Corolla sports VIDEO SOLD by GAZZUZZ(op):
let's try something new, no pics just videos.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oERz6F88U00

Vehicle location Gazzuzz Autos

https://g.co/kgs/qwQJ7P

Price 2.2m

Contact 08033910382

WhatsApp Follow this link to message me on WhatsApp: https:///2348033910382


Sold


Car Talk › Re: What’s The Fastest Way Of Getting Drivers License Done by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:42am On Aug 23, 2019
uboma:
Are you now into the processing of Driver's Licence?
is that my number?

Very pompous sombori grin
Autos › Re: Honda Accord 2009 Exl Restoration by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:26am On Aug 23, 2019
back to the matter, I was away for one day, windshield was replaced and car has been driven around in mixed conditions, so all is in order.

Vehicle will head to painter today


Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:55am On Aug 23, 2019
thebigkendo:
Haq haq haq!!!
Joke right?
the seal set up in the wheel bearings of most Toyota vehicles no make sense, Honda makes them better.

But seriously water that can cover 65per of the wheel will damage most wheel bearings evenruary
Autos › Re: Honda Accord 2009 Exl Restoration by GAZZUZZ(op): 6:53am On Aug 23, 2019
grimadult:
Uncle Gazzuzz you for call me make I detail the motor/transmission to look new do to match new engine bay
I really wanted to do that, but we are behind on delivery date. Will still do something before it leaves.
Autos › Re: How Pattybf Saved Me From Lg Touts In Asaba by GAZZUZZ(op): 6:49am On Aug 23, 2019
thebigkendo:
Wise one..

All my vehicle papers are coloured photocopy, if you do anyhow think say you don catch me.. I go drive off leave am for you grin grin grin grin

I always have multiple sets in the car
you are wise wink
Car Talk › Re: What’s The Fastest Way Of Getting Drivers License Done by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:26am On Aug 23, 2019
aAK1:
I urgently need to get my license done and it most at least be ready within the next 1 month. How Posible is this?
08023138853
Autos › Re: How Pattybf Saved Me From Lg Touts In Asaba by GAZZUZZ(op): 6:25am On Aug 23, 2019
banky3w:
Another prayer is answered.... Where is JAB invoker sef. We need a fresh dose oh.
walahi the blessings every where
Autos › Re: How Pattybf Saved Me From Lg Touts In Asaba by GAZZUZZ(op): 6:23am On Aug 23, 2019
pattybf:
I'm afraid copies of local government papers r not accepted. You are expected to have the original documents at all times.
colour photocopy will be done
Autos › Re: Please Recommend A Good Car Dealer For Me by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:49pm On Aug 22, 2019
no middle men in vehicles posted, all vehicles owned by gazzuzz autos.

Follow this link to message me on WhatsApp: https:///2348033910382


Gazzuzz Autos

2c Awe St, Ifako-Ijaiye, Lagos
0803 391 0382 https://g.co/kgs/5Kukwe

Autos › Re: Please Recommend A Good Car Dealer For Me by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:46pm On Aug 22, 2019
landing 10th of sept

Autos › Re: Please Recommend A Good Car Dealer For Me by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:45pm On Aug 22, 2019
ately1:
you don't need a dealer to show you clean cars. I'm a Cotonou and Nigeria car agent. lets go to Cotonou and you see for your self. na you go choose tire. I assure you 100%// what's app 09039130544

Autos › Re: Please Recommend A Good Car Dealer For Me by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:44pm On Aug 22, 2019
landing Lagos 26th aug

Autos › Re: Deal closed Toks Light Trucks Needed. Deal closed by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:41pm On Aug 22, 2019
Obekediamondfuto where are you? It is happening here o
Autos › Re: Honda Accord 2009 Exl Restoration by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:40pm On Aug 22, 2019
mammanbawa:
I'll supply to gazzuzz
He'll inspect, certify and pay for you
We all smile home
sounds good Oya o no dulling let local middle man chop somtin
Autos › Re: How Pattybf Saved Me From Lg Touts In Asaba by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:34pm On Aug 22, 2019
kingreign:
Na wa o. All your joints don cast be that. Its well with your ministry.
local man cannot can right now
Autos › Re: How Pattybf Saved Me From Lg Touts In Asaba by GAZZUZZ(op):
let me end the storey sef, so i drove out, skipped the lg Bois on the Onitsha side as they were busy obtaining one vehicle like that, drove into a petrol station, bought fuel, removed my plates and all I could say after that was glory hallelujah till I got to enugu airport.
Autos › Re: How Pattybf Saved Me From Lg Touts In Asaba by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:28pm On Aug 22, 2019
kingreign:
grin grin grin

I hear say that dyna get speed but no handling finesseshocked
uncle the suspension stiff die, i will need to pay for a good massage tomorrow morning abi any one volunteering ? wink (Fine gehs only)
Autos › Re: How Pattybf Saved Me From Lg Touts In Asaba by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:25pm On Aug 22, 2019
lessons i have learned from this.

If vehicle is a truck or company vehicle and you do not have the right documentation, park on the road and remove your plate numbers. The lg Bois have no business with unregistered vehicles , the police well trust me they are your friends wink

Next if you do have all your documents never park properly .

Stay on the road and occupy a while lane, never be polite, be as aggressive as possible , they prey on your emotions and weakness.

Never give them your original papers, never give them your car keys, they cannot take it from you by force , there is a limit to their madness and they know it.

Make a copy of all 17documents and as they ask with the window slightly down show them exactly what they want, it might be a different state, but it's ALGON all local govt of Nigeria and it will be honoured any where it is presented . When you are certain you have provided all that is asked, continue driving in defiance they will know this one is not a mugu.

Thanks again for reading and thanks pattybf
Autos › Re: How Pattybf Saved Me From Lg Touts In Asaba by GAZZUZZ(op):
local man was confused undecided

I called aunty pattybf and told her her people had stopped me, but before that, they insisted on collecting the vehicle keys and driving the vehicle off the road, i refused both and told them until i clarify with the person)s that issued the documents i will not move or hand over keys. They attempted to be violent to take keys forcefully and as a sharp man, i claimed to be who i was not (i will not tell you so it will not cast)


I put pattybf on the phone with them and they had a long back and forth with no end in site.

I asked them to take 5k and let me go they refused.

Pattybf called back and we put the phone on speaker first issue on signage, vehicle has no inscriptions so mobile advert or signage fees not necessary, that one went out the way

Next road tax was there in plane site but in all the confusion i didn't see it.

Next the consolidated one tin one tin is written in fine print under a different header and is a national document and requesting for a Delta state document is duplicity and fradulent.

The Niger delter thing they forgot to ask as their moral was now low.

Next she told me to get the police involved if I am not allowed to leave.


My ginger was swaggered after this revelation's i had spent oVer an hour with these thugs and my fuse was lit, my voice changed from the beggy beggy to the some one on an assult mission, they saw it in my demeanor, I became pompous and I gave them a deadline to hand over my documents and get out of my vehicle.

The tides had changed and the hunter became hunted, they started begging for anything bros, I told them to come to the driver's side and lock my passenger door, I started my vehicle, insulted their generations unborn and drove off

Autos › Re: How Pattybf Saved Me From Lg Touts In Asaba by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:04pm On Aug 22, 2019
amunkita:
Well, in case u re stepping into Anambra nd ve issues, I will gladly pull strings for you..
thanks boss
Autos › Re: How Pattybf Saved Me From Lg Touts In Asaba by GAZZUZZ(op):
they asked for my LG papers and i confidently brought them out thinking it would be a quick routine check and move on.


After going thru my papers they claimed 3 doc were missing and i would have to pay an extra 55k on the road before i would be allowed to leave.


Papers they claimed were missing were mobile signage papers , consolidated one thing like that cheesy, road tax, and niger delta one thing like that.
Autos › Re: How Pattybf Saved Me From Lg Touts In Asaba by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:52pm On Aug 22, 2019
background to the story.


A client placed an order for a Dyna 150 truck with a set delivery date, i agreed to the terms and went into action, purchased serviced and got driver to deliver the car, but last minute the mumu driver wanted to change it for me, the client is known to ask for 1 vehicle, appraise supplied vehicle and request for 29more grin so i no de take this client play. This driver was about to put sand sand in my garri last minute.

The time was 12:28am distance was 460km to drop off destination, roads were uncertain, but one thing is for sure, no one kidnaps a truck driver undecided

I hit the road after a long day at work.

Got to shagamu and loaded up on Kola nut and chewing gum, sleep was far from me from then on.

Journey was smooth until i got to the base of the Niger bridge at Asaba. Young men approached while in traffic and identified them selves as local govt revenue collectors and asked me to park.
Autos › How Pattybf Saved Me From Lg Touts In Asaba by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:23pm On Aug 22, 2019
i recently purchased, registered a d delivered a Dyna 150 truck for a client here on Nairaland.

Vehicle registration was done by PATTYBF , she also included the local govt papers as the vehicle was ref in a company name.


More details soon...
Autos › Re: Deal closed Toks Light Trucks Needed. Deal closed by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:19pm On Aug 22, 2019
rationalmind:
Maybe it's a coincidence but few days after he dug my old thread and threw a subtle shade, someone who had been owing me for over two months suddenly paid grin

Legalwealth, please dig more of my old threads, I still have people owing me. I can do with a stalker grin
ah you ma have tapped into the blessing! I can assure you it is real. Very pompous blessings
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:16pm On Aug 22, 2019
Zinnyzin:
Please who has a neat fairly used redmi note 4x for sale with all the accessories intact for sale, preferably in Enugu. WhatsApp 08130517551.Thanks guys!
cc princetom1
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:04pm On Aug 22, 2019
mahkanjuh:
Please oga Gazzuz, which is best as to fuel consumption in between these cars, Audi A6 2012, Mazda CX-5 2012 and Toyota Corolla 2012?
i have no idea but if i am to guess I'll go with the Corolla.

By the way i have one for sale.

Autos › Re: Deal closed Toks Light Trucks Needed. Deal closed by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:59pm On Aug 22, 2019
dannybrasky:
Boom! wink
anoda pompous sombory cheesy

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