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Car Talk › Re: GAZZUZZ! God Bless You! by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:12pm On Dec 16, 2017
Ishilove:
Oga Gazzuzz, thank you for helping Nairalanders. Please can you do some work on my Nissan Sony? As a Christmas gift smiley
sunny tongue
Car Talk › Re: GAZZUZZ! God Bless You! by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:27pm On Dec 16, 2017
boldx:
Yes sir. Please let me know where I can pick it up at your convenience. I will send someone to help me.
Car Talk › Re: GAZZUZZ! God Bless You! by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:26pm On Dec 16, 2017
praxisnetworks:
Keep quiet. You are not a good man!
Argue with the Bible.
you are right sir, I am sorry for accepting sir, please forgive me sad
Car Talk › Re: GAZZUZZ! God Bless You! by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:43pm On Dec 16, 2017
Inception:
Hello guys!

i was a beneficiary of the xmas auto parts free gift by our very own maestro in the house, Gazzuzz!

the part was collected on Friday (yesterday) and to my surprise, i saw 2 sets tire pressure monitors as complimentary gift! shocked shocked

The part has since been fixed and it works perfectly( saving me over 15k for flexing grin cool)!

I have encountered few good people in life, and Gazzuzz is one of them (funny enough, i have not seen this man in person o)

Gazzuzz, once more, GOD BLESS YOU!
BTW...


























Haters, make sure there is light in your area with full current, pour a bucket of water over yourselves and hug this beautiful object:
you welcome sir, please do not inflate tyres above 35psi or else preasure valves will start leaking.
Health › Re: Axamansard Health Insurance by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:11pm On Dec 16, 2017
banky3w:
Timi eyaf eat with the bloody demeanour with plenty alias without knowing it tongue....... Wait, maybe he was using the name NgcoboP when you ate with him grin grin grin
timi go and get life insurance o! This one Ngcobop is after your life.... grin
Car Talk › Re: GAZZUZZ! God Bless You! by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:52pm On Dec 16, 2017
boldx:
Mr Gazzuzz,

Well done. You promised me to send your OIL FILTER spanners for 1MZ engines since last December (2016). You said I should remind you a couple of times. I won't mind paying for it if its expensive.
I am sorry, part is still in my vehicle sending part is the issue.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:51am On Dec 16, 2017
Osisie:
07033333974.

I need a car for higher purchase. Or rental of 30k.
I can't coman kill myself.

You will make 100k a week, Uber will take 25%.
You will buy fuel for almost half that amount.
Your partner will request 40k.

If God wan punish you, your car come go get fault, you go pay mechanic.

Then you no go get shi shi.
Work for nothing.

Mtcheeewww.
verify car before accepting. A lot of crappy car out there waiting for drivers to collect. grin
Education › Re: Primary 3 Exam Question About Buhari & Jonathan: Unfair or Not? by GAZZUZZ(m):
https://www.icirnigeria.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/President-Buharii.jpg

za lighting zat will fire zat teacher iz doing za press up in za baracks angry
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:16am On Dec 16, 2017
PetrePan:
Is car-warming still necessary for cars?
unnesesary start car drive off, keep rpm under 3000rpm till engine temp gets to half mark. After that uutaaaa!
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:41am On Dec 16, 2017
fullman:
or sir can I use o2 sensor spacer.
evacuate contents of catalyst first before spacing
Car Talk › Re: Are Cars Really Cheap In Katsina?? by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:45am On Dec 16, 2017
Bimapapa:
Someone in Katsina is trying to sell me a Peugeot 406 v6 for as low as 300k�
Too good to be true yeah? That was what I thought too....

Seller claims the vehicle doesn't have custom papers... Hence why it's cheap... Said I should come Katsina and check the ride.

Can one get a 406 that cheap in Katsina?
99.9 per of car in north do not have custom duty, it does not mean the cars are that cheap

You are about to be scammed
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 4:35pm On Dec 15, 2017
nnamdibig:
The IACV is working very well according to the mech.
faulty gearbox
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 11:02am On Dec 15, 2017
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:52am On Dec 15, 2017
nnamdibig:
Good evening sir.
Pls sir your advice needed urgently.
Car RPM was around 1000 on idle run but engine goes off the moment you engage to gear to either R or D,
Now the engine was tuned to around 1500RPM on idle but the RPM also drops to around 500 the moment the gear is engaged.
.
.
Pls sir what could be the problem?
Honda Bullet auto gear.






Oga Gazzuzz biko, help me
start be ensuring the idle speed of you vehicle is determined be the IACV.
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:17am On Dec 15, 2017
Beautiful4u:
good morning sir, my car develop in fault but oil light only blinks on traffic stop and goes off when I accelerate. Thanks
loss in oil pressure @ low RPMS. Possible crankshaft/bearing issues.
Health › Re: Axamansard Health Insurance by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:16am On Dec 15, 2017
praxisnetworks:
Well it worked.
Tell timifakay that... Dude ate with me recently... unknowingly of course... cheesy
you want me to post your picture on nairaland? grin
Health › Re: Axamansard Health Insurance by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:18am On Dec 15, 2017
Car Talk › Re: solved by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:16am On Dec 15, 2017
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Jokes apart, the scrap value (ladip guys buying for parts) for this car will not exceed 50k. Car is not a good buy.
Health › Re: Axamansard Health Insurance by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:13am On Dec 15, 2017
praxisnetworks:
Well if you are so cool asslicking her then I might as well keep quiet.... But note you doing her no good... Or her job.

Taiwo I am expecting that your training shows forth... Accept the challenge and I might tell you why I deem you unserious.

A Wiseman becomes wiser when reproved....but ye reprove a f.ool and he will hate you more!
this is what I expected from you brother
Health › Re: Axamansard Health Insurance by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:05am On Dec 15, 2017
praxisnetworks:
You are not a serious person.
Taiwo this is the legendary NgcoboP aka SmartchoiceNGR aka smellingmenses aka angels09 aka too many profile nales on nairaland.

Just ignore him, he loves drama.
Car Talk › Re: solved by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:39am On Dec 15, 2017
AvsGot007:
I want to buy this car(hyundia elantra) but I don't know much about the car, I mean the year, description and all..... also I plan using it as taxi in Lagos!... who knows about the car and any advice pls?


it's a gift to the owner and he knows nothing about the car too
I also noticed the car level of fuel consumption is low!
lets see clear pics of the engine.
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 4:44pm On Dec 14, 2017
Donphilex:
Oga gazzuz I greet you boss abeg I was using Mobil 1 oil 5w30 the one being sold for about 15k for a gallon but now a friend is telling me to use Mobil 1 5 w30 but the American type says it’s better and it sells for about 20k now the price isn’t the problem but my worries is if changing the type of oil would affect my car .toyota carmy 2005
it will not, I sell, buy from me. 08033910382
Family › Re: Entrust Your Well-being And That Of Your Loved Ones To AXA Mansard. . by GAZZUZZ(m): 2:22pm On Dec 14, 2017
axamansard:
Life doesn't always go the way we plan it.

Live worry-free and safeguard the future of your loved ones through all life's uncertainties with our bonus life policy.

Bonus life is a disciplined savings that guarantees a whole life cover immediately you start contributing and it stays with you for life, even after you must have completed your contribution and collected your money with added interest.

when you purchase bonuslife you enjoy the following benefits :

. Guaranteed lifetime cover and interest on your savings.
. Tax free benefits, i. e tax rebate.
. Tax exemption on your contribution.
. The policy can be used as collateral for bank loans.
. Flexible savings period
. Support your goals and dreams for your dependants.
.Allow your family to maintain its standard of living.
. Pay outstanding debts or complete ongoing projects in case of death.
very informative piece taiwo, keep it up.
Autos › Re: Christmas Freebies By Fogman (ENDED) by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:58am On Dec 14, 2017
uboma:
How did I miss all this.....?
were you in origin mode? wink
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:43am On Dec 14, 2017
alstarmayo:
He said 7 people, do you want to lap the rest?
boot dey na grin
Car Talk › Re: Car Talk Chat Room by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:27am On Dec 14, 2017
Cutebiodun:
How much is auto diagnosis of Volvo
computergloba will do it for free.
Travel › Re: FESTAC Tanker Fire Destroyed 26 Vehicles, Others (Photos, Video) by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:01am On Dec 14, 2017
chukstel:
Please don't talk of insurance in Nigeria. Its a scam. They will never pay you any dime. Have you seen anyone being paid by any insurance company in Nigeria? Please be wise.
yes you will be paid. The tanker driver by law should be insured, and it should cover the affected vehicles.


Axamansard give an input in this matter
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 4:19am On Dec 14, 2017
ezme:
Good day to all the gurus in the house....


Can anyone link me to a genuine part dealer in PH. I'm in need of oil pump for corrolla 2003. I noticed the oil sign coming up in my car but it goes off if you turn off the engine and turn the car back on. I also noticed a change in the engine sound, a little more noise than i recall. My mechanic prognosis is saying its the oil pump failing. Any suggestions?
open engine, replace crankshaft bearings if crankshaft is still withing standard specs. Oil pump is not bad, but strainer is blocked.
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:30pm On Dec 13, 2017
whyteboyz03:
Used already sir but heard isn't good . Can I change on next service ? And What do I use next ?
what were you using before now?
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:14pm On Dec 13, 2017
whyteboyz03:
Good evening my people . Please can I use 5W40 full synthetic engine oil for my 2005 Honda City ?




Cc: Gazzuzz
not recommended weight. But why not, car is 12years old.
Car Talk › Re: Ask Kingreign by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:20pm On Dec 13, 2017
panthera4:
Goodevening
I drive a 2003 Toyota Avalon
I keep hearing a knocking sound when I start the engine.
It goes down after few seconds.
Now is has graduated to making the sound when am driving
Because of this sound my mechanic has to drop the engine
But the sound is still there
What could be the cause please
a faulty mechanic grin
Autos › Re: Putting A Vehicle On "E" Hailing Business Uber/taxify. by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:26pm On Dec 13, 2017
week 2 driver paid.

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