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The only responsible black leader Africa has alive! Congratulations MANDIBA!!!

Islam should hold itself to SW, NW and NE abeg. We no fit shout! We no wan troubles abeg. Why will they speak English when their sermons are always "go and kill the infidels". Abeg Abeg Abeg...

Honestly, we too nice for this country. Revolution looming. Enough of all these nonsense...

berem: The more they buy private jets with taxpayers money,the more they crash in it one by one! Nonsense!

Iseeeeeeehhhhhhh.....

Honestly, Nigerians are too gullible. To God! So all of you saying shame on PM news are this blind? You think London Police are not humans? You think they can't bow down to diplomatic pressure? Are we saying "there can be smoke without fire?". To every rumour, there are droplets of truth. The politicians know we are very gullible, ethic and ethno-political. I "ll be back...

MULTICHOICE NA BIG THIEVES. And I got my LG LED not long o. Which kind thing be this now. I wish I knew men. Its a very idea from SAMSUNG. I swear. DSTV full bouquet will start running on 5K. When HiTV came, they were forced to bring down their charges. As soon as HiTV crashed, everything got up again. Samsung sharp sharp jare.

Isra-el:
how many times hav u heard dat 2face flaunted his assets..na wen woman come his house e start am. una women too bad. who do u think 2face is? u knw him 2 b a musician but nt an investor, entrepreneur and producer of those kind tins..

Na women dey bring problem to man na. Tomorrow if robbers come nah, she go dey ask "honey who are these people?". All these while,the dude dey quite on his own ooooooo

ZUBY77: And so what? How many of you did i tell when i built a mansion in Onitsha?

DID U SAY ONITSHA? ABEG NEXT TIME NO BUILD FOR THAT KIND PLACE BIKO!!!

2baba u try. Na God do am 4U no be man. Kenny's Music 'll always be proud of U. Where's Face? Where's Black Face? Omo thank your star say u go solo man. Your star 'll never dim. Your Calabar wife, Anni, go love u wella. Haters...fire burn them. Twale for 4U.

Super1759: I drop my iphone 5, chelsea is going home with 3points.

No be lie? Give Seun the phone make him hold in case ur prediction fails. So that in the end, we wouldn't need to fight over the phone.

Not bad!!! Kind of think its below that. Look around and you 'd agree with me.

Just thinking...Life! You never know who the kid next door would be tomorrow. Took me down memory-lane.

ANDROID, BADA, BLACKBERRY-Os, BREW, iOS, SYMBIAN, WINDOWS PHONES and WEB-Os GENIUS...Am so interested. Am just the guy for this job.

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I have gotten the 25ft. I equally have the same 6ft at home for my laptop-LED at home.

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There's no compulsion in Islam yet u kill people for not following Islam...confused and volatile religion. U hardly find peace where therels Islam-a-bad

Jack of all trade

timpaker: I've traveled to:
UK (was invited for a graduation party in Exeter )
South Africa (My Employer's Headquarters )
Ghana (Facebook thingz )
Brazil (flexing thingz, got arrested though, for arguing with a policeman wey no dey understand engrish )
India (University thingz)
Kenya (conference , got robbed)
Ethiopia (Training )
and Benin Republic (car thingz)

Guessing u work wit DSTV

yahooman: Malaysia & South Africa

Guy, hope say u no go donate kidney o

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Friends call me Mr. Nigeria. The reason is embedded in the simple fact that I have toured and settled in every region of Nigeria. I have tasted all the common foods from these regions. Eg edikaikong-Akwa Ibom, mian taushe-Kano, Okoho-Benue, Oha-Enugu, Bubal-Chala-Plateau, ewedu-Oyo etc. All these foods/soups were made for me by my local girls while I was there...lol.

All the girls tried except for the Yoruba girls. From my going round and dating the girls from these regions I have so far concluded that Yoruba girls cook worst. Honestly. Although they are very well endowed with bakassi sha...lol and very succulent. The only minus for all my Igbo girls is their hard skin.

Friends call me Mr. Nigeria. The reason is embedded in the simple fact that I have toured and settled in every region of Nigeria. I have tasted all the common foods from these regions. Eg edikaikong-Akwa Ibom, mian taushe-Kano, Okoho-Benue, Oha-Enugu, Bubal-Chala-Plateau, ewedu-Oyo etc. All these foods/soups were made for me by my local girls while I was there...lol.

All the girls tried except for the Yoruba girls. From my going round and dating the girls from these regions I have so far concluded that Yoruba girls cook worst. Honestly. Although they are very well endowed with bakassi sha...lol and very succulent. The only minus for all my Igbo girls is their hard skin.

nass07: GEJ na! So u never hear!

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An interesting development here in the never-ending Apple-Samsung saga. Per The Wall Street Journal, Apple has successfully lured Jim Mergard, one of Samsung’s most noted chip designer, who joined Apple to presumable help the company’s silicon team create new processors for Apple devices. This has gotta to be a blow to South Korea-based Samsung, whose components arm manufactures processors for iPhones, iPads and iPods, which are designed internally by Apple’s team of silicon engineers.

Mergard is said to have been tasked with developing ARM chips for servers at Samsung. Prior to joining Samsung, the chip expert was charged with the development of a “high-profile AMD chip that carried the code name Brazos and was designed for low-end portable computers”. It wasn’t immediately clear from the report whether Mergard joined Apple’s team that creates mobile chips of the unit which develops desktop products…

According to Don Clark of The Wall Street Journal:
The gadget maker has hired Jim Mergard, a 16-year veteran of Advanced Micro Devices who was a vice president and chief engineer there before he left for Samsung. He is known for playing a leading role in the development of a high-profile AMD chip that carried the code name Brazos and was designed for low-end portable computers. [...]

Apple’s also been rumored for ages to be switching away from Intel chips in Macs so poaching of Mergard may be connected to perhaps an ARM-based MacBook Air the company’s reportedly been prototyping for some time now.

AMD’s former exec Patrick Moorhead noted as much, saying Mergard brings “deep expertise in both PC technology as well as in products known as SoCs – systems on a chip – that combine various kinds of special-function circuitry on a single piece of silicon”.

Sounds about right to me.

It is not clear whether Mergard will work at Apple’s Cupertino, Calif., headquarters or remain in Austin, where he worked for AMD and Samsung. Apple has long operated a customer support center in the Texas capitol, but the company has had a local presence in chip design as well since its 2010 purchase of the startup Intrinsity.

In addition to acquiring Intrinsity, Apple in years past also bought fabless semiconductor maker PA Semi, Israel-based Anobit and recently smart sensor maker AuthenTec.

Apple typically buys smaller companies for engineering talent and the aforementioned acquisitions have allowed the company to have an in-house team of silicon engineers who custom-design mobile chips so Apple’s devices can differentiate on hardware features (low power consumption, high performance) as opposed to rivals who take off-the-shelf components without doing any custom work.

So far, this team has only done minor chip design work at Apple on the A4 and A5 processors.

With the advent of the A6 chip that debuted inside the iPhone 5, Apple has done more complex work as the A6 package is deemed the company’s first fully customized designbased on the ARMv7 instruction set, delivering the world’s first phone powered by ARM’s Cortex A15 CPU platform.

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Seconded! What is "North Central"? The North only coined that to rob Nigeria. The funny thing is; the people or tongues who make up that part of the country don't see themselves as Northern affiliate one-bit. Nothing in common do they have with the North. Absolutely nothing. Hence the long fight for the Middle Belt recognition. The likes of David Lot, Aper Aku etc had as early as in the 1920 through 1940s fought for the Middle Belt. I can still re-call vividly the UMBC (United Middle Belt Congress) of old during the Awolowo era of political campaigns. I have toured Nigeria and can tell you guys that they have no cultural link or religious closeness with the North. Its a wrong name for that region; I mean "North-Central". Its a big fraud. Just like South-South been merged to the East as Old Eastern Nigeria when of a truth, all are not Igbos.

Honestly I think the "bail clause" in our judicial system should be completely removed when it has to do with top political appointees and politicians alike. Go round the country and see the shams our police officers live in. From Maiduguri to Ikeja, they are all the same. Very dirty. How can a police officer live in a room and parlour with grown-up kids? Anytime I see the police barrack along constain, Lagos, I feel like slapping all the idiots in force headquatres Abuja hot slaps. Not forgetting the Police barrack opposite MTN, Falomo, Lagos etc

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Oil this! Oil that! Na wa o! Everybody wants oil. I want this country divided into 5 parts. Let all man bear his papa's name. That is when we 'll know who the real parasites are. I can bet my live that the parasites are more than we can imagine. What is South-East contributing to this country? What is the North contributing? The middle Belt nko? How about the South-West? Guy, the parasites plenty. Let someone prove me wrong.

If nigeria fails to win this one, then Jonathan is doomed.

Abeg they should sight it o. I no wan go work on monday-tuesday o