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I think people should keep calm till the end of January. APL just ought to come out this month. If it doesn’t then people can go crazy on social media lol.
I’ve always known people’s concept of time to be relative. Anything above January has passed ‘soon’ hence we can request politely for an explanation

number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman , larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change , once you see them, run for your life, na dem

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers E.g Naijatruthooha

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.

Haha. Number 14.
I actually saw this recruitment 3 months before it started. Helped me get onshore on time lol.
I’ve been trying to get actual APL release date but no signal.
Let’s be watching for 20th. Please don’t quote me. I’m herbal

youngforever22:
Good evening fellow comrades. Apl is dropping this month if any last minute changes doesn't occur(won't say the date), they were printed in December, no court ruling is holding nnpc back, they will be published in a newspaper as well to justify quota system, everything has been signed and sealed, EH is also good to go. Its about 1/5 of GT. Good night

If there’s a date, it will be 20th.

balher:
ok, if not agreed my info, try confirm it from Top management. then come here, this is not first time it happened in nnpc, 2012 was cancelled and there was no official press statements , but 4 2019 it is still alive untill February 2020. for final decision.

note: no official statements will be made if cancelled, instead nnpc will place new advert.

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Notifications would not exceed January. You can occupy your mind with something else and check back here once in a while Incase you don’t get it.
If APL falls on you, you might not need to come back here except for testimony.

Happy new year. Wish us Nnpc OOE. God bless you.

cocococo:
But I thank God for Nairaland where I come to, from time to time to get solace from my fellow nairalanders still in the APL struggle.

End of my story

Nice one. You try.
I wish you APL.

NoHatred:
At 10:19 pm on October 15, 2019, you gave this response to one olaNL when he asked if all the issues had been resolved. From this your response, one can deduce that it had been resolved ( balher's most recent post shows it was resolved in October).

Now, you are saying that you're hearing that the EH process has been cancelled. My question for you is: Is it the same source that is giving you these contradictory information? Or did they later cancel the already cleaned up list that was with HR?

No need of giving him another interview question. Just believe APL is for you and it will be yours.

Rafiq2:
Forget woh, there is no way they would shelve d EH, every info here to me na just wild guess. dis APL delay is deliberate, no be court case or contact staff issue or cancellation. I don't even believe d January ish

It is not unusual for someone to say we will resume March.
Let’s say February would be for all paper work and acceptance of offer.
It’s only right for notifications to come anytime from now till January.

joobseekar:
Erm erm, but they say only GTs are jobless and immature... You never know how you'll react until it stares in your face. Don't blame that man, emotions got the best part of him. None of us are without flaws.


I pray it ends well for me, because after all said and done, all that matters is getting APL.

Yeah that’s why I desisted from engaging him in further confabulation

Aremolomi:
You re not making sense at all .The source that gave him all that information is just a hanger or cleaner within the towers.

Integrity my foot.

He should desist from hearing rumors from cleaners.

M

Ok.

Aremolomi:
Your bad news is not true .i can tell u categorically that the person who gave u the update or news is a nobody in the system.

Nothing like cancellations.

People asked for news, someone with quite an integrity has given one and the best you could do is kangaroo into spitting rubbish. The EH stuff is not news. Because it’s a rumor does not mean it is cancelled or will be. That doesn’t make his source a nobody.
You really need to change your attitude.

Today is 22nd hmmmm

Hmm. So if you had to choose between Oando and Nnpc, what SBU would you prefer to work with in Nnpc?.

Still available.

Let us talk

Still available but not for long

The black is male

risos:
50k for both of them

Lol. Haba. No naw

More

This here is female

Healthy and strong

Available

Available for sale are Caucasian Rottweilers.
Received vaccination first shot already.
Very healthy.
Location is Portharcourt.
Price is 50k only.
Thank you.

I’m not worried just yet till after 22nd

souljar:
My only prayer right now is to be able to tune off from this thread. I don even tire to pray for the NNPC APL. The bird at hand needs to be garnished.

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I shouldn’t post but...
All these sources couldn’t tell you when invites for aptitude test or interview would roll out. Yet a whole APL lol.
While some sources might be genuine, because of the dynamics of this recruitment, it seems what they said failed.
But you see some sources, total gibberish spilling tap. It’s annoying.
Please let’s stop associating the court case with this recruitment.
If Nnpc are ready , APL would be released. Nobody should mention court case or lawyer.
Nnpc will settle this outside the court but that won’t stop APL from being released when it is time.
If only some of you knew that your names are in the APL, you’d enjoy every bit of Christmas and new year.
Infact start shopping for some sharp clothes now you are broke because when this oil money hits you, you might not reason outfit again lol

NwanyiOkpa:
It is not.

Lol. Different types of people.
You thought ‘ oh! I cannot say it is coming out because I don’t have a source ‘
Yet you feel it is right to say it isn’t.
Sigh.
Except you have a source yet, sources are failing.
Your answer should be ‘ only God knows’
Thanks.

Sulleymanimam:
Wetyn Ozil no go see for bench

Nice one