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Again, I don’t think EH should worry themselves. The worst case scenario is that the recruitment would be made to favor both parties.

It would be unwise for Nnpc to cancel the recruitment without a strong reason like rapture or war.

I was just asking myself.

Why delay the release if you were good to go because it was released in a blog.

I’m actually not receiving any reasonable answer.

This means that APL should come out tomorrow. Or worst case early next week.

I woke up feeling positive about this APL thingy. Our morning has come. Good morning!!!

TeddyX:
Only mad people laugh about a fight scene.
Even normal people still dey treat mad people for psychiatric hospitals. Make them come I go cure their craze.

Your first sentence is wrong. I don’t understand how your second sentence relates to anything. Again, I didn’t call you or anyone mad. I’m only saying people should learn to respect others here even when their opinion is foolish or does not suit them.
This is not your fathers parlor that you must reply everything you read.
How hard is it to read and ignore.

Truth is, if you were sane, you wouldn’t reply an insane person. Would you not laugh at a normal man fighting a mad man on the street?

semitones:
All south east states Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi, Enugu and Imo are tough

I’m from Abia

So by Faith, start looking for transport to the towers. Good luck and safe journey. A new phase is about to begin.

inrainbows:
Guys. You see what i have been saying??...See fake manufactured screenshot just to deceive you people! That ''Today'' is in small letters. No whatsapp has Today has small letters. This person used a fake whatsapp generator. Nawa for people oh.

I HOPE YOU PEOPLE ARE SEEING MY ANGER AT HOW PEOPLE ARE CONSTANTLY BEING DECEIVED HERE. THE REAL SOURCES ARE THE ONES YOU THINK ARE NEGATIVE. THEY DON'T PLAN TO DECEIVE, THEY TELL THE TRUTH NO MATTER HOW BAD IT IS AND THEY HAVE NEVER BEING FALSE. LET US LEARN AND BE WISE

So that means that this person has the same moniker preciousoguns. And that means the 500 infor is fake

Haha. Stop breathing fast . Calm down. Mine is in small letters tho. This seems like transfer of aggression.
I believe her tho. In fact I’m gullible. I will just keep believing. It doesn’t take anything from me. E go be.

I pray tomorrow would be bright for us. Bright and fair. A happy day indeed. A day of joy.

Most of the responses given to Napoli guy is more senseless than how you see his post.
He only relayed what he heard. Everything actually makes sense except the part of using frequency as a criteria. The fact that it is odd doesn’t rule it as illogical. He even clearly stated that it was odd and strange to use that when he heard it himself.
So why are some people making noise?
If it was actually true and it favored you, you would start talking from the other side of your mouth.
Connection is corruption when it doesn’t favor you.
It’s well though.
God bless us all.

I sha dreamt that unsuccessful candidates were informed.

Danwani200:
Its confirmed APL dropping next week btw 20-24th jan. 2020..

I see my 20th lol. If it really comes out, I wouldn’t be surprised.

I thought this APL would come 20th but mehn.
Lord airpus. We are tayad

I think people should keep calm till the end of January. APL just ought to come out this month. If it doesn’t then people can go crazy on social media lol.
I’ve always known people’s concept of time to be relative. Anything above January has passed ‘soon’ hence we can request politely for an explanation

number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman , larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change , once you see them, run for your life, na dem

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers E.g Naijatruthooha

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.

Haha. Number 14.
I actually saw this recruitment 3 months before it started. Helped me get onshore on time lol.
I’ve been trying to get actual APL release date but no signal.
Let’s be watching for 20th. Please don’t quote me. I’m herbal

youngforever22:
Good evening fellow comrades. Apl is dropping this month if any last minute changes doesn't occur(won't say the date), they were printed in December, no court ruling is holding nnpc back, they will be published in a newspaper as well to justify quota system, everything has been signed and sealed, EH is also good to go. Its about 1/5 of GT. Good night

If there’s a date, it will be 20th.

balher:
ok, if not agreed my info, try confirm it from Top management. then come here, this is not first time it happened in nnpc, 2012 was cancelled and there was no official press statements , but 4 2019 it is still alive untill February 2020. for final decision.

note: no official statements will be made if cancelled, instead nnpc will place new advert.

.

Notifications would not exceed January. You can occupy your mind with something else and check back here once in a while Incase you don’t get it.
If APL falls on you, you might not need to come back here except for testimony.

Happy new year. Wish us Nnpc OOE. God bless you.

cocococo:
But I thank God for Nairaland where I come to, from time to time to get solace from my fellow nairalanders still in the APL struggle.

End of my story

Nice one. You try.
I wish you APL.

NoHatred:
At 10:19 pm on October 15, 2019, you gave this response to one olaNL when he asked if all the issues had been resolved. From this your response, one can deduce that it had been resolved ( balher's most recent post shows it was resolved in October).

Now, you are saying that you're hearing that the EH process has been cancelled. My question for you is: Is it the same source that is giving you these contradictory information? Or did they later cancel the already cleaned up list that was with HR?

No need of giving him another interview question. Just believe APL is for you and it will be yours.

Rafiq2:
Forget woh, there is no way they would shelve d EH, every info here to me na just wild guess. dis APL delay is deliberate, no be court case or contact staff issue or cancellation. I don't even believe d January ish

It is not unusual for someone to say we will resume March.
Let’s say February would be for all paper work and acceptance of offer.
It’s only right for notifications to come anytime from now till January.

joobseekar:
Erm erm, but they say only GTs are jobless and immature... You never know how you'll react until it stares in your face. Don't blame that man, emotions got the best part of him. None of us are without flaws.


I pray it ends well for me, because after all said and done, all that matters is getting APL.

Yeah that’s why I desisted from engaging him in further confabulation

Aremolomi:
You re not making sense at all .The source that gave him all that information is just a hanger or cleaner within the towers.

Integrity my foot.

He should desist from hearing rumors from cleaners.

M

Ok.

Aremolomi:
Your bad news is not true .i can tell u categorically that the person who gave u the update or news is a nobody in the system.

Nothing like cancellations.

People asked for news, someone with quite an integrity has given one and the best you could do is kangaroo into spitting rubbish. The EH stuff is not news. Because it’s a rumor does not mean it is cancelled or will be. That doesn’t make his source a nobody.
You really need to change your attitude.

Today is 22nd hmmmm

Hmm. So if you had to choose between Oando and Nnpc, what SBU would you prefer to work with in Nnpc?.

Still available.

Let us talk