bobowaja:

@bolded
Aunty Marlian.... Nnpc dey check for drugs o. No go fail medicals after u don get apl

No way o...my village people no strong reach like that

olasunky15:


would like to place an order for 1000 copies. kindly send your azza.

Sincerely, the book will make great sales "Hassles of an APL hopeful"

Am so sure that this week is APL's week...

Congratulations to everyone.

GeniusOla:
Oya we want to close the thread for tonight o, you people should go and sleep, teaser4 abeg where the padlock dey? thread opens 5am tomorrow morning, #For AOLMAW. If you are chatting from U.S.A, though you are 6 hours behind, we are sorry, for security reasons, we have placed a temporary ban on the padlock from here, thank you. *teaser4 hands me the padlock* me *thank you boss* *closes gate* *hands over security of building to amotekun
Me:- *phew! What a day! *walks away*

At this critical moment of APL release, operation Amotekun in conjunction with epe is needed to secure this thread against future alien invasion. sir moogooogaipan, sir Teaser4, as you pleases for procession.

Naysayers.... beware oo.... you re warned.

awon omo ale jatijati.

oh God today na monday...moya gbe body mi..make I no go over sleep.

good morning friends...
its another week oh...

olasunky15:


At this critical moment of APL release, operation Amotekun in conjunction with epe is needed to secure this thread against future alien invasion. sir moogooogaipan, sir Teaser4, as you pleases for procession.

lol bro... we dey here for em...


Good morning bro

I woke up feeling positive about this APL thingy. Our morning has come. Good morning!!!

Even cocococo wey no believe say apl go come march sef don dey the thread already... Smh

PreshelD:


No way o...my village people no strong reach like that

Hahahahah

Best of luck guys..
I remembered when a man said on TV "remain blessing" instead of remain blessed.
Remain blessed guys!!

Sorry for the late delivery... All of you standing coman pick one one chair...

Teaser4:
oh God today na monday...moya gbe body mi..make I no go over sleep.


good morning friends...

its another week oh...

My crush!! Mi wo e lonkan

Am sitted already. Am keeping a chair for someone at my side. We die here!

If no email notification for APL then we can't be expecting it on a Monday morning through Courier...That is if NNPC won't send email notification

Make una rest and allow this APL to come in peace....
No give yourself unnecessary headache...

Just got a notification and I saw "N", rushed to read only to see "Netflix"

Nnpc better not toil with my feelings oh....... They should send APL jàre.

pulled down the post already... you're forgiven nìyẹn mean... Just find a day to take your bathe with few síbi of salt and do few iwure for yourself... Y salt? think am, salt dey improve THINGS life and he nor dey spoil or u don here where em talk say Salt spoil ri?, ayé wà onibaje oooo.... ordinarily, you shouldn't go through that process, but na inside stomach curse i give you, cos U vex me gan that yesterday, a friend kept refreshing a mail like everyseconds unto your lie... wetin...
just do normal next time...

Happy APL week, to most of us, may we have more reasons to glorify the most high...

Hopefuls, do know, that, if APL fail to land this week, some naysayers will be here to mock those that have dropped info like Jarus Danwani et al. , I am assuring you, in assurance to em, that, èpè wà nlẹ bí iyepe...

If it fail this week, we go again the next, the next, something like that, hope is the last thing to die in human beings.

isyourboy:


Please forgive me. That's all I seek

sleuthhound:
lmao....I like the way you're beginning to show your frustration recently. Seems the chickens are finally coming home to roost...

So, you are finally short of words that you have to copy my reply to you on the other thread and post it here? You will have sense by force laslas

Xzbit91:
Someone is lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce if this information fails to materialise

moogoogaipan would be his guest of honour...

isyourboy:


Please forgive me. That's all I seek

LMAO

Let's not put too much energy this week oooh...I suggest we be call with things. The calmness will create a good atmosphere.

ozoebuka1:
Even cocococo wey no believe say apl go come march sef don dey the thread already... Smh

You dey mind that coconut head? Lol

I hate emails with "N" in them

NosaJBourne:


So, you are finally short of words that you have to copy my reply to you on the other thread and post it here? You will have sense by force laslas

yawn!!! next

This has to be the most complete thread on nairaland ah swear. Prophet dey, Babalawo dey join.
If u do anyhow u see anyhow.

Good morning AOLMAW. Great times are coming.
Shalom

Donas11:
Am so sure that this week is APL's week...

Congratulations to everyone.

Before they come quote you abi

Iyajelili:

My crush!! Mi wo e lonkan

lol ma'am. I hope babajelili won't come for my head like this, na so so mouth I get oh I no sabi fight hehe. Same here ma'am(You're my crush too)... jarrow don accuse me say I dey zone. nothing like that ma'am
. Good morning ma'am, I hope you have a wonderful day. may apl fall on us "in souljar's voice"

moogoogaipan:
pulled down the post already... you're forgiven nìyẹn mean... Just find a day to take your bathe with few síbi of salt and do few iwure for yourself... Y salt? think am, salt dey improve THINGS life and he nor dey spoil or u don here where em talk say Salt spoil ri?, ayé wà onibaje oooo.... ordinarily, you shouldn't go through that process, but na inside stomach curse i give you, cos U vex me gan that yesterday, a friend kept refreshing a mail like everyseconds unto your lie... wetin...
just do normal next time...

Happy APL week, to most of us, may we have more reasons to glorify the most high...

Hopefuls, do know, that, if APL fail to land this week, some naysayers will be here to mock those that have dropped info like Jarus Danwani et al. , I am assuring you, in assurance to em, that, èpè wà nlẹ bí iyepe...

If it fail this week, we go again the next, the next, something like that, hope is the last thing to die in human beings.

He is begging you and you are feeling like what? a demi-god? what nonsense. Listen, all these your curse or whatever you think you can do, better keep it in pocket, because next time you will threaten someone here again with that rubbish, you will get the proper curse you deserve. Who the f**k do you think you are?

What I saw in my dream d day I got invite for interview repeat itself last night

Teaser4:
lol... Good morning sis

Person call u crush, u quickly call am Sis.
Bro which kind zoning be dat na?

Jarrow:


Person call u crush, u quickly call am Sis.
Bro which kind zoning be dat na?

lol bro, no be like that na.... I no wan make babajelili break my head ni o...i gotta play safe

Jarrow:


Person call u crush, u quickly call am Sis.
Bro which kind zoning be dat na?

Make e call am crush back? Which principle is that?