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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Congratulates Chinonso Eche And Victor Kipo On Guinness World Records by Geekamon(m): 11:41am On May 31, 2023
dope

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Allegedly Raping 9-Month-Old Baby In Lagos by Geekamon(m): 6:51pm On Mar 29, 2023
Mother of the child 16 years? Gracious!
Investment / Re: Crypto Is Not Just For Me, Massive Loss (millions Gone Under 2 Days by Geekamon(m): 1:25pm On Nov 11, 2022
Naira didn't really appreciate. Just USD dropped. It will bounce back
GREATIGBOMAN:
I need ur input.


Money way I wan use start house project


I bought that USDT Because I didn't want my money to be loosing value in the bank


Now all of a sudden immediately I got usdt some people are now telling me I should have gotten BUSD


Why on earth did Naira appreciate


As if they were timing me
Politics / Re: Man Seen Dumping Waste Lagos Gutter Arrested, Prosecuted (pictures) by Geekamon(m): 3:35pm On Sep 13, 2022
You fit fix Face ID for 12 pro max?
RepairZoneNl:
I fix iphone panels

A trial will convince you
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Open Kingdom Halls, To Start House-To-House Visits by Geekamon(m): 4:16pm On Apr 05, 2022
This is highly inaccurate.

LaSenior:
cheesy

Dem no dey drink medicine that's why they closed kingdom hall

Imagine forcing someone who is against taking medication to be vaccinated

Pets / Re: Dog Breeders Whatsapp Group Link by Geekamon(m): 6:53pm On Dec 30, 2021
Is this group still active?
Sports / Re: Portugal V Italy: One Of These Teams Won't Be Heading To Qatar 2022 by Geekamon(m): 6:39pm On Nov 26, 2021
Do you have any startup capital?

Yaggi:
Please who knows what I can do to make money online.... I'm still a student but I don't have anyone supporting me .

I'm open to do anything legal to make money online
Thank you in advance
Business / Re: Someone Is Pilfering My Bank Account by Geekamon(m): 11:40am On Nov 10, 2021
It's possible these are transactions you've initiated previously.

Does the money in your account balance reduce?

My mom had similar issues two days ago.

She received like 5 debit alerts amounting to around 200k.

You can imagine her fear!

Early morning the next day, she went to the bank.

Turns out that her account balance is still the same.

Those alerts were from earlier transactions.

You can install the UBA app.

This will enable you monitor your account more effectively.

..........

But then, do follow up. If you feel there's some serious foul play, storm the bank.

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Romance / Re: Comedian Chief Echofe Lies On The Floor To Propose To His Girlfriend (Photos) by Geekamon(m): 9:54am On Nov 09, 2021
But wait! ₦500k go reach plan wedding?
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Gordons' Mother Marries At 72 (Photo) by Geekamon(m): 8:39am On Nov 08, 2021
Exactly!

I was about saying the same thing.

ahnie:
I don't think the mum got married to a new man.i think the groom is Gordon's biological father who finally paid the dowry of his wife.


Gordon's and the groom shares facial striking resemblances.
Phones / Re: How Is The Global Facebook, Whatsapp And Instagram Outage Affecting You? by Geekamon(m): 8:46pm On Oct 04, 2021
I tell you.

I had a job to deliver before 5pm. Sat down with my PC at around 3pm. Connected hotspot from my phone. Things was going well until boom!

Internet vanished. I shock.

Off data connection, on am again, no way.

Switch to 3G... No way

Connect and disconnect flight mode... No way

Restart phone... No way

Brethren, I did everything... No way.

If I had a nuke, I would have nuked their entire installations.

21st century and they can't offer reliable internet.

busterr:
It's painful but the uselessness of airtel network is more painful.
Airtel is a useless network. More useless than glo.
God punish this stupid network
Sports / Re: EPL: Ronaldo Breaks Shirt Sales Record In 24 Hours by Geekamon(m): 9:14pm On Sep 05, 2021
Tap in! Tap in!! Tap in!!!

Na so tap in easy na other people nor dey run am dey make name?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Stand in the box and tappings with the number seven shirt

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Family / Re: My holiday experience with my kids and little warri nephew. by Geekamon(m): 9:11pm On Sep 05, 2021
E never reach fight.

One love

Chigold101:

Story
Story
Story...

I live in Asaba (Ahaba).

They don't language doesn't bear a resemblance like Igbo, their language is Igbo. Their names are Igbo. I understand their Igbo dialect but I don't understand anyone from Ebonyi state unless they speak central Igbo.

They call themselves Igbo when they are alone or if they don't know you are from the other side of the Niger.

However, my point is this... adding Delta to your doesn't make sense because every Igbo has a state of origin. It will be absurd for someone from Anambra State to address himself/herself as "Anambra" -Igbo
Family / Re: My holiday experience with my kids and little warri nephew. by Geekamon(m): 8:24am On Sep 05, 2021
I live in Delta State and can totally understand the op for saying Delta Igbo.

I have a couple of friends from the 'Delta Igbo' region, and they'll tell you that they are not Igbo.

Their language bears a resemblance to the Igbo language, and I think that's where the term 'Delta Igbo' comes from.

P.S.:. The said people are actually a minority in the state.
Chigold101:

Sorry oh...
Did you actually read what I wrote with understanding?

Did you not notice I quoted the OPs comment?

If you have understanding, you should have known that I am against her calling a section of Igbo "Delta Igbo."

See eh!
Sometimes I wonder where our sense of reasoning traveled to.

Tụfịakwa...!

Before you respond to a comment, read it until you understand what the commentator actually meant

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Family / Re: My holiday experience with my kids and little warri nephew. by Geekamon(m): 8:14am On Aug 07, 2021
Her writing style is really good. That's what's being encouraged.

About the typos and all, she begged us to forgive her from the start.

So relax and enjoy the story.

If she wasn't good, you'd have stopped reading long ago. grin

haybhi1:
Well, not a bad gist.
It's just surprising how people are telling the OP her writing style is good and exceptional. Whether because she's a female, though.

This one wey full of typo everywhere, na logic just dey help me grasp wetin she imply. OP even say na DELSU na one of best school for world, maddo... Improve your English writing, abeg - that's just an admonition, though.

Well, S/0 to Ogaga. Y'all should allow the boy to express himself freely, abeg, as far as he isn't causing any havoc. If some of us hadn't been silenced during childhood, who knows where our outspokenness, boldness, and lively demeanor might have taken us in entertainment or other fields today.

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Sports / Re: Funke Oshonaike Officially Inducted Into Olympics Table Tennis Club 7 by Geekamon(m): 2:55pm On Jul 27, 2021
Not hating, but she's got nothing to show for her 7 appearances.

The first woman in the world to achieve this haven't got a single medal in the category.

Crazy Sturvs.


This is very funny.

On what basis does she consistently earn the spot to represent the country?

Does this mean, we have no other tennis champion in the country who can give her a run for her money?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Ever Lose A Dream Job Before? by Geekamon(m): 9:48pm On Mar 20, 2021
I lost a job with a multinational oil company, late 2019.

Successfully scaled through 5 levels of assessments, which includes tests and interviews. Got invited for medicals... Did it .... Then never heard from them again...

I reached out to them via mail, but didn't receive any response till today.

I just accepted that God has something better planned.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus UCL (0 - 3) On 8th December 2020 by Geekamon(m): 9:48pm On Dec 08, 2020
I need a link to stream the match. Anyone please
Health / Re: Man Pulls 17ft Long 'Alien' Tapeworm From His Bum After Stomach Pains (Graphic) by Geekamon(m): 2:08am On Sep 24, 2020
Front page Lala
Romance / Re: Help!! I Have Been Masturbating For 9 Years Now by Geekamon(m): 1:20pm On Sep 16, 2020
I might be able to help you quit. Send me a message.

Blackurglyboi:
I can't even talk to a girl anymore I feel I'm not man enough , its a big problem . I do pray I get out of it soon before I took late
Education / Breaking News: Find Out The High Income Skill That Everybody Must Know by Geekamon(m): 8:38am On Sep 15, 2020
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Investment / Attention! 96% Of All Business Fail Because They Fail To Understand On Simple Tr by Geekamon(m): 8:11am On Sep 15, 2020
ATTENTION: 96% of all business fail and will fail because they fail to understand one simple truth.

- Your money isn't in your product or service, it's in the SELLING!

Profitable sales is the OXYGEN of your business. The lifeblood! Without them, your business will die.

Copywriting is a high income skill that will help you grow your business, rapidly improve your sales and leave you smiling to the bank.

You can even offer it as a service to Clients and 'Cash out'

Who else would like to learn this High Income skill?

Ejumuemuvwo Justice has decided to show YOU HOW to touch people's emotion with words and make them buy from you without second thought even if you are a newbie for FREE

You my friend are about to become a part of the successful 4%.

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Romance / Re: Look At This Hardcore Masturbator How I Was Able To Stop Masturbation by Geekamon(m): 3:18pm On Sep 02, 2020
Nah! This is so wrong.

You are replacing one unhealthy habit for another.
Meedon:
Happy new months guys.


Help me thank God. Throughout the month of August I did not masturbate, and I'm not going back to it.

After 10 years (a decade) and some few months of masturbating all through my life every month, I was able to abstain completely in August. I tried my best in July but I masturbated twice that particular month. Below is one of the thing that helped my in the month of August to stay far away from masturbation.

If you want to quit the habit do it.

Smoking weed is one of the thing that help me to quit masturbation.
It has been a long time. Have been so busy with a lot of things and smoking weed is one. I think smoking weed also help me to get my mind off masturbation.

Whenever I burn some blunt, I seem to forget masturbation. But I'm trying to reduce the cushing because of the health effect in the future or presently. Weed help me to ruminate on other things. "Smokers are liable to die young." This particular quote has been hunting me for a while so I want to quit entirely or I'll smoke occassionally. Anything that have advantage also have disadvantage.

Please ignore my typo error.

More to come...........







Business / Re: What Business Can I Do With 20k? by Geekamon(m): 10:34pm On Aug 31, 2020
Why don't you use that money to invest in yourself. Learn a skill. That's the way to go.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Covid-19: Kim Jong-Un Orders Military To Kill Anyone Near Border With China by Geekamon(m): 11:46am On Aug 28, 2020
I be think say e don die

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Tension As Iran Seized United Arab Emirate Ship Due To Peace Deal With Israel by Geekamon(m): 5:17pm On Aug 20, 2020
Source?
Politics / Re: What Is The Power Situation In Your Area at the moment? by Geekamon(m): 11:31am On Aug 18, 2020
Na wa ooo. I dey see 24hrs on average. Make una try dey talk true na

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