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GoingLive:
you've got a weapon just use it to your advantage. Everything should go your way or you expose some secret man!

Blackmail? It doesn't turn out favorable on the long run if he doesn't lose his life

Gurgle:
What do you mean by giving her a life?

cant you hire her without demanding that

at least if you pay another girl to do it it would be different

this isn't really a part of secretarial duties

You would be surprised it was the secretary that initiated the thing self

Sile12:
African migrants will do anything to get into the Spanish enclave of Melilla. And the authorities will do anything to keep them out.

Migrants attempt to smuggle their way into the city by hiding in concealed chambers in the backs of cars..

The first one.... Is that Ice Prince?...lol

Faremisodeeq:
This op na comedian. Geology for OAU na die.

Let them know ooo

Maybe the OP went to Oduduwa University

Believe it or not...things like this happen in Asia... OP sugar coated it tho'

2nd picture.....President no wear singlet ni?

eipreel:
search no more *flips hair*

Searching no more... Wht next?

Sexytemi:
Have been dating this guy for the past five year, we'av never fight or break up within those five years, I believed in his love even after moving to abuja and he was in lag, I could bet on is love with my life, because of him I told other guys off, recently we were to go to his sis wedding which I had prepared for, then a week to the wedding he stopped picking his calls that were from me, till the wedding day, i called his sis and asked her if he was @ the wedding and she said yes, I cried cos of the pains, when I told my friends, they were like I should forget him cos he's cheating on me, I refused to accept that logic and still believe he was not cheating on me, then Thursday this week, he told me on whatsapp how he has been having sex with a lady, and when I got angry, he started blaming and even stopped to reply my massages and am like who's suppose to be angry here, him or I?, that is why am here to ask if I should just let him go?.

The other ladyhas prepared better 'kobnomi' for him..... Or she has fone things u dd not to to him.... Just let go

mistabiola:
Hmmmm! This is one of the hardest part for most ladies. For some, the relationship flow comes naturally.

Dear, instead of worrying about how to get his mother to love you or giving up totally, learn these tips.

The truth is that both of you love and want the best for the same person, and that is a plus.

1. Do not try to take her place or become her rival.

2. Always thank her and let her know you appreciate her efforts in bringing up her fine young man.

3. Never report her boy to her.

4. Always praise him where she is.

5. Do not interfere in family matters or conversations, unless you are invited to.

6. Understand what she loves and show interest in it.

7. Ask her questions about herself, her experience raising her wonderful son.

8. Always offer to do dishes after a meal together.

9. Get gifts for her.

10. Shower her with praise and compliments.

Above all, you must understand that mothers can see through deceit quickly. You will put yourself in her bad book, if you pretend.

http://abiolainfo..com/2015/06/relationship-how-to-make-your-boyfreind.html?m=1

Just be yourself...why wld u pretend to get someone to like you?.... She wld hate you more if she eventually discovers u've been acting cos no matter how long, who u really are wld be revealed. Wht wld be wld be!

yungboss:
trac/kuntash/siena and co,
how good is the Merc CLK 430? Wanted to purchase it before i got my 323ci, but the price was a tick away from what i could afford (it just had to be one in a first-rate condition)... and also i got my eyes on the BMW. But i stil cherish it and hope to own it some day...
Its a V8, how's the performance and handling compared to the W203?

My Benz key stater refused to turn...wht do u think is wrong?

kitnah:
Okay,someone posted this on twitter with the caption 'major attribute of a real man,unlike some broke ass dude',and bingo,they all went ballistic on her.

Now,the question is 'do you agree with this'??

Cc
Rokiatu
Lala247
Mirexxx
briee

I wish it was true

vheMa:
Am not in good mood right now,there's this guy toasting me and I'd told him severally that I can't date him. But he still normally come to my house to tell me the same story(gosh). On this fateful day I sent my younger sis on an errand,so she(sis) left the gate opened.
I was about talking my bath,I was still in my room(naked) "since am the only at home" suddenly the guy walked into my room. Then I was like "what the hell are u doin here" "gosh" "what". I was angry. To my surprise the guy didn't go out immediately he saw me,or apologize,he stood there,then I pronto grabbed my towel and chase him away,telling him not to call,msg,flash or come here again. Off he went without looking back,when I was expecting a sorry from him.
Please what should I do about this guy?
What made him stand so long without apologizing?
What should I do

Hope u wld remember to come open another thread on NLand when he eventually apologises or when you both start the dating proper....

bellabae:
abi make I drop out n follow music too?

Do that sharply....3face is ur name

Dammytrager:
Study any Engineering course in OAU and your life will never remain the same.


Great Ife!!!

Great!

rokiatu:
Don't listen to the people saying money....

what we really need is
love
care
pampering
attention
gifts
appreciation
good sex
breakfast in bed sometimes
romantic dates twice a month
holidays
someone to make us laugh
cuddling, companionship and passion.
help us around the house sometimes
bring us flowers once a while
surprise us and cook sometime.
be delicate with us.
be romantic
praises and compliments
be spontaneous
be creative
respect us
build us a good house
buy use a new car
buy us expensive clothes and shoes
take us to the latest spot in town.
fulfill our demands



We don't ask for much really.

Just say MONEY

ednut1:
how many of you are guilty of this , i once lied about this, i was to resume on monday so i spent the entire sunday at my friends house so he could teach me, but on resumption day as i was being trained on some Pricing calculation for mining, i began to look for calculator, my oga was like when you have excel wat are u doing with that, there is no room for primitive pple here

Loool.....casted!!!!

Don't even knw anyone to mention....

Begonia:
Is he not married

This question can only come from a lady

iyknaz:
Looool... the English here just killed my dog called Elizabeth

Gross!

DanceVille:
Share With Us, The most annoying Habit that my girlfriend...
.
My Girlfriend has this annoying habit "Jealousy"...
Whenever she sees me around with a girl of my department, she gat angry..
Thinking I have another Girlfriend...And that annoys me the most...

Just that Tele Mundo, tht sh*t is annoying....

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Iamfrank:
Please, I need mature advice only

My cousin have been dating his girl friend since secondary school, he is now graduated and have a good job.....

But the problem is, he has slept with this girl like a thousand times and doesn't even enjoy her in bed any longer. He said he has enjoyed all marital privileges with her and now he is scared of getting married to a girl he doesn't have sexual pleasure with.

He is really confused right now as he doesn't know wat to do because he loves her.

Please, mature advice is needed.

Why say your cousin when we all know it's you?

Meanwhile, tell ur cousin (if not you) that he is not 'human being material'

TheWisest:
Now I love my sisters and I'll do anything for them, and they are one thing I'll always thank God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance. As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I'll expose them here. Thank me with a PM if you want more tips.

1. Using Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone: Whether on the phone or in-person, the first simple thing a guy can do to deceive you is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks like he's talking to his great grandmother who just had ear surgery. Ladies, you know what I'm saying... abi?

2. Smile: A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy's eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and Sokoto

3. Make you laugh: Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I'm telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen...) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, "it's finished" as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that's what helped Jesus with the women in his life... he never made them laugh. I'm not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really works.

4. Make you talk: A guy that knows 'wasup' will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so 'beautifully ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it's really nice, your hair.

5. Walk slowly: A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right... that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one... and... two... and... one... and... two... trust me, the ladies start tripping.

6. Perfume: Hmmmmm... no need to talk about this. It's as simple as I told you it'd be. The worst part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, "Hmmm... just maybe"

7. Dress cute: Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! "It is finished" again... Thank u Lord Jesus!

8. Clean Skin: O boy! I don't know where to start from in this one. A 20-something year old lady almost raped me when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves. They be like, "wow... he's SO competing with me"

9. Deepened Voice: Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance. A guy's voice sounds deep, mustn't be bass, and the ladies start doing "ten ten" in their minds. Na wa o. Don't they even know this voice thing comes as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro... the guy must be having 'selection problem'.

10. Make U Think or Talk about [color=#FF0000]S\ex![/color] : What came to your mind when you saw that last word in [color=#FF0000]RED[/color]. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the [color=#FF0000]RED[/color] word, or writes about the [color=#FF0000]RED[/color] word, or even sneezes a note about the [color=#FF0000]RED[/color] word, ladies die once. It's like something falls off their brain and crashes into their "[color=#FF0000]down there[/color]" causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They're just better at hiding it! But still, that's a good thing... wouldn't want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that... I just did it to get it over with Dad." Mehnnn... na faint!

HMMMM... the worst part, guys will still continue to deceive you even after reading this. God help us! Comments and bashing are welcome

11. Money- Once a guy flaunts money, irrespective of his look, girls would wanna ride on his G-wagon.

Been thinking....
Should my sister in-law be my lawyer........
Would I be comfortable to allow her access to some personal information?
If I should get another lawyer, would she think I'm not being fair to have engaged another person in what I know she does well?

I need some good suggestions please.

moderatorr:
1. A proper 1959 cambridge school waec certificate
2. Purported Buhari's result(1961)

Here is the source: Brain tem.org

OP, you shld knw that certificate is different from statement of result.. And u can't even compare.
He applied to collect his statement of result on 21/01/2015 u shldnt expect them issue the statement with old Katsina state's letterhead
The Igbo result: tht wasn't A1, look well

major466:
In a world growing with violence on a daily basis. The need for self protection becomes very paramount, especially for ladies who are usually vulnerable.
Below is a pictorial display of how ladies can defend themselves from possible violent attacks.

https://s5.postimg.org/q3jwg4o8n/1421664919736.jpg
Step 1. Stand your ground. Show no fear.
Step 2. Hold your position and lower yourself below the attacker's chin.
Step 3. Make a surprise thrust with your head on his jaw area. This will disorient him into confusion.
Step4. Consolidate and take advantage of the confusion on the attacker with a nice knee kick on his balls. This will make him lose control.
Step 5. Keep on the offensive by giving the attacker a knock on the back with your elbow.
Step 6. Triple it up with a kick on the attacker's heard as he skampars for breadth.
Step 7. This time your attacker falls on the ground gasping in pains, but don't let go yet. Give him a leg kick to prevent surprise offensive from the attacker.
Step 8. Now your attacker is completely subdued. You may finish him up with kick on his arms and back.


Disclaimer: This is advisable only in life threatening situation. Don't practice this on your husband.

May God help her the guy is not 'agbero'....no be she go tell the story oo

iykepromotions:
referees are very important in opening current/corporate accounts. you just need to give it to them and move on. and for a faster confirmation the referees must be a GTBANKcurrent account holder.

So, what happens if I don't want to continue to bank with them and I want my money back, do I still need references for that?