₦airaland Forum

Rilwayne001:


A kii duro kiwon n'ife oooni!

A kii bere kiwon n'ife ooye!

And so I was wondering how else we are going to greet. Lol, we prostrate? What if I don't?

U go receive fflogging be dat

MUVA:
Was she having an orgasm?

I guess she is already @ d peak.

sage50:
How did a whole ooni end up with an olosho Dey said d gods chose her. D gods must be mad

Ha....., na u talk am o, make amadioha and shango. Plus. Ogun no hear u, cos ur case na. Serious one o........
The truth is that the gods has spoken.

LastSurvivor:
The perfect position for him is ur security..
Simple..

No mercy

Serious confusion my brothers who are we to blv, everyone is a lai mohanned including the press.
Baba God pick up our calls.

U wan spoil ur fone abi

Log out rush to the store....
Ab*ki......yes
Me........gimme vaseline
Ab*ki.......kai e don finish
Me......enter motor to shoprite to go buy vaseline
Me.......traffic dey, come down and speed with me leg. Panting!!!!!!
Attendant.....oga Wetin u wan buy
Me na vaseline o. Just know lalasticlala just buy the last one wey remain
Me.....rush folow lal. Make we go share am
Lala......I don finish am now now
Me......well I o manage use saliva.

Tribute to the legendary boxer, greatest of all time...... rest in peace

Rest in peace to the greatest of all time.
Legendary boxer.

xender:
how do you mean reshuffle? Howwilll you carry me to a university I don't want and a course I never wanted .

May be e go carry u for head like dada.

ORACLE1975:
PHOTOS: Buhari meets Nigeria’s oldest photojournalist

Source : http://www.punchng.com/photos-buhari-meets-nigerias-oldest-photojournalist/

This ur quotes got me cracking Wetin women do u oga?

wasco24:

Space booker

Love it.......very impressive.

May God put u in the best place u deserve in his kingdom.

herkeym001:
Busted ! guy, you be Alora/Buccaneer.

Noooooooo man am a sailor not alora or watever u call it.

Ogbaruoigwe1:
i did no see any part of the news that said, some life was lost, or have i been drinking?

Taking orijin I guess.

ABUZINZU:
I don't think I can ever sail on water






Rip to the dead

Sailing is always a good adventures especialy wen u ve to go far distance like west African coast line...I love it.....team sailor

Mologi:
Fayose....e dey sell ni o...e no dey buy ooo...

He finally discovers his talent...


nairaland ladies....mo n wa iyawo oooo

Go marry lady F

KillerFrost:
"Football made in Anambra"
Spot On!



This got me cracking tho

Let's c if he would pick up clay and mould messi and ronaldo.

YoursGEJ:
I hope say that LASTMA official wey jump enter one driver's moving car was also dismissed. Because that man na cat. He should be wearing spiderman costume not LASTMA uniform

That guy needs serious flogging with koboko......ambode take note

Aliyu333:
Unpardonable offences? Just imagine when there are people committing inhuman offences at the top and nothing is done about it. Creating further unemployment in a country where depression is running on a high speed like usain bolt.
There was a country. LASTMA might be corrupt but isnt the country already fantastically corrupt? What is good for the goose is good for the gander.

Pls what do u expect them to do to those people culpable of those offences.

TANTUMERGO007:
one fullish characteristics of a zombie is that they attack the messenger instead of the message.... a student writing waec and still can't speak go come etc. it further shows how use less the north is

Pls am not. Disputing asari.......In the north very possible, I remember my NYSC days a second. Schl in a local gov. In Bauchi state......then we the copper are the one to set question on the board, tell dem the answers, mark it and still grade them.....even to some SS3 student.
U can't imagine one of their local teacher teaching them English in hausa language how is that possible.......the experience was that horrible.
Am not to dispute ur opinion just to tell u how horrible it is in some places in the north.

Princeojua:
I don't know oo, maybe they are.

Na only seun lala and mynd44 dem dey folow

OP u no get cars money u no be yeyebrity. And u want woman to follow u, how u go do am?k

OP u no get cars money u no be yeyebrity. And u want woman to follow u, how u go do am?

We need to consult ifa for ur case.......girls of nowadays no dey smile anymore
OP are u sure all those girls u met are not nairalanders?

Pick up clay and mould him yourself. Mumu you want all that qualities in a single man dey there dey wait.

cutebobo:
Oh Nigeria! Oh Nigeria!! Oh Nigeria.

When David Cameron said 'Nigeria is fantastically corrupt, some 'wailers' were shouting.

Hope you can now see.

I feel liking running to America.

U wan run with leg,how u go do am

naughtynaughty:
yea but to be romantic u need to visit romance section.
U have a gf?
R u sure u guys kiss atall?

Why do u ask? U wan give me

HateU2:
don be scared dude.

Meanwhile, u guys are frndly here, unlike awon romancelanders! Chai! aawon yen ya werey gan ooo abi bestie

We are the bestie for life

naughtynaughty:
duurrh! Not as beautiful as romance section ooo shey u knw?

Hmmmmmmmm.........partially right bt.....entertainment too sweet o.