₦airaland Forum

jendhorlee:
i can bet with my balls that none of us here finished those bullsh!ts up there

ukaface:
One weird thing? hmmmmm....I think I love to see guys cry,dunno but crying makes them look vulnerable and sexy in a way ( to me o) and I just want to hug and kiss them to stop crying. weird Abi?lol

smartxyz:
This 1 sounds somehow oO.. .

Meanwhile,
this is the right man for benue state.

delectablegyal:
she left you with blue what?.

Santinojr:
No be lie o .. Those numbers don call me like thrice for my MTN line . And locations of the call says its from Belarus, Lithuania

OneCorner:
Ugly shidren
See teeth like rake

Morohunmubo:
Am afraid this kind of comment, be careful, this kind of thing can not happen in Enugu, IMO and Eastern state.
You are calling the owner of the land fool abi.
You will soon go and build you businesses and houses in Onitsha and Aba.
Una go soon receive senses.

TruthinAction:
An LGA in Riverstate already had a fare share of full blown crises that might soon come. Over 20 people and a military officer killed. Church services could not hold this last Sunday. All this I gathered happened in Abonnema, Akuku Toru LGA of Rivers State.

GemstoneJs:
ode is it your pasting??
e pain you las las

GemstoneJs:
I love atiku, nobody can have worse economic policies than buhari, the only reason i voted buhari in 2015 was the integrity and anti-corruption wave he was riding on, or more like i was frustrated with the massive corruption going on under GEJs admin...

Bu corruption till APC is voted out...
Even if Atiku loses, i'm satified the will of the people prevailed, especially in ss and se, in south-west that was to be on lockdown for buhari, it was a tight battle, close margins across the region, it shows The Yoruba people are really educated and aren't tribal bigots as some online imbecit even the reason i voted him has been defeated, Nigeria is just as corrupt, if not worse than GEJs regime, we won't hear the full details of theles tend to potray them, they have the voice of their own and many aren't satisfied with this administration....
To the South-west, You all fought hard and fought well Nigeria has seen your efforts

To SS and SE, no be today wey dem know say we tire for APC especially SE, since 2015 sef..
To NE, NW and even NC...... i don't even know what to say sef..(only Plateau votes really reflected what has been going on in the region in the past 4years, Kudos to Plateau for resisting tyranny)


at this point lets keep watching and hoping for the best...
our God is a living God
Atiku go be our [b]president [/b]las las

Gaspardd:
One time a friend told me about how he was molested wen he was younger by their maid who is from calabar. Dude made it sound so sad that he felt so sorry for his younger self. But deep down in me i was like Oh mehn why wasnt i so lucky like this bastard, our maid used to beat the shìt out if me when i was younger.
Thats just to show the type of person i am. I love being molested by the opp sex.

Gaspardd:
I dont really mix with co-workers at work, cus i hate ppl with too much ego. Most Nigerian graduates are like that. Esp the young graduates trying to impress their boss for whatever reasons, you will see them yapping pseudo intelligent bullshits just to proof how intelligent they re. But in reality they forget we re just mere capitalist's slave with shìt pay to make us forget our dreams. But this idiots just dont realise that.

Two weeks ago i got transfered to a new site and there is this lady...light skinned, right curves, cute and shìt, guys flock around her like houseflies, i mean they literaly take turns to talk to her, making some bad joke which to me is very disgusting. But then i keep my cool all through, i dont talk unnecessarily. Just business all through. But sometimes somethings get us together and its strictly business, i dont chit chat.

So fast forward to today, we closed from work very early cuz of tmaos selection. I was sitting far back inside the staff bus, she was sitting beside me(again straight faced). Bought a drink and as i was sippin gently she asked that i give her to sip although jokingly but i obliged. She held the bottle, dipped her mouth deep into d fùcking straw, she offered me the drink but i told her i aint drinking again. Afterwards the following convo ensued.

Hot coworker..Why dont you want your drink again?
Gaspard...No reason
Hot coworker...Is it cuz you do not want to use the straw again?
Gaspard..(Jokingly) Yes
Hot coworker...Why?
Gaspard...Cus in our culture its tantamount to kissing.
Hot coworker...So does it matter?
Gaspard...Yes it does. I am a virgin and i intend to keep myself till marriage.
Hot coworker..(laffed) You know thats impossible and infact i wont even allow that.
I shrugged and seconds later she turned and gave me a full blown kiss. I was shocked, shrank back to my seat, i looked around to check if anybody saw what just happened, a dude at the front saw it.
We said somethings afterwards but i didnt remember. I wanted to make some jokes about what would have happened if the situation was reversed, i.e me doing the kissing, but i didnt but damn, that shìt was nice and kinda surreal.

collinsuchendu:
Like for Anthony Joshua, Share for Floyd Mayweather

Simplep:
All this small girls ehn
When i was 16.........let me not talk sef

RiyadhGoddess:
Confession wey no reach heart. Na today yansh face back?

IdreamOfUnicorn:
they Are making their money

Iamzik:
This one sounds like the friend we are taking about.
Bros why the painment? Abi na you?