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OK . . . . . So it should be captioned "Donkey treks to Abuja for Buhari"



Mshheeeeeewwww.


Nigerians and their "Overdoing" attitude.

JurassicPark:
This hiss is long..

Not even long enough.

falconey:
This phone has 5 batteries, 2 Sims and an SD Card.
Chai! My Igbo brothers will not kill somebody oo


http://9javibes.com/gist/have-you-seen-a-phone-with-5-batteries-see-it-here/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Oga show us the front of the phone. . . This one wen fuel no de, light no de.. . . . I am interested

Mehn this is embarrassing. . . .I get the concept but it is still embarrassing.

Dannyset:
Short STORY:

A lovely little girl was holding two apples with both hands.
Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile: my sweetie, could you give your mum one of your two apples?
The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds, then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then quickly on the other.
The mum felt the smile on her face freeze. She tried hard not to reveal her disappointment.
Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to her mum,and said: mummy, here you are. This is the sweeter one.

No matter who you are, how experienced you are, and how knowledgeable you think you are, always delay judgement. Give others the privilege to explain themselves. What you see may not be the reality. Never conclude for others.

Lovely story.

msheeeeeeewwwwww. . . . . .

1stola:
oh i see
Even my own baby too is all grown-up

Awwwww. . .. so cute

Decryptor:
[b]The First Picture: Looks like Majid was grabbing Ramsey's "Abunna"and Ramsey was like WTF?!!
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2384729_ali_jpeg58153213daef17ed103b7bc8e22a5195



The Second Picture: Like Ramsey was gay and trying to make passes at Majid saying, "Your waist, your waist, all i want is your waist" and Majid is like "See this yeye man o, abeg leave me jare"
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2384730_akin_jpegb805f43ffb302685195277c2b7fc94ee



Third Photo: Like Ramsey was Pastor Chris doing deliverance on Majid
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2384731_asa1_jpeg35082f7be1b79050501199ca6f64afea



Fourth Photo: Like Ramsey was shouting, "Chimo!!! My thing o!! This Gono don kill me o" and Majid was like "Serves you right bro"
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2384732_ali1_jpeg77f39f6971d9a859990350a90bfeafc3


Fifth Photo: Was actually looking like a fight
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2384734_ashh_jpegd30f1a769b58d5adcc8e9a4c3a193012


Sixth Photo: (14 years Imprisonment) No Comment!! [/b]
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2384735_ash1_jpegf3a07f3b1f74c907db84ac0cad347181

hahhahaahahaaa Oga you no well o!

VickyRotex:
#Smiles.
Brb, in an hour or 2. Cant type much for now.

*Modified*

This is a case of "oro yi so si mi lenu, o bu yo si"

Truth is, religion aside, abortion to me is immoral. I for once can't stand preventing an innocent kid from coming to this world to fulfil his or her purpose

But in this case, there are slim chances of those girls wanting to keep the babies, especially with the circumstances surrounding the conception.

Believe me, lots of these girls can't handle it. Those girls are so strong to have survived the ordeal, but not all of them can survive the next phase, I dont think it will be fair to them, by forcing them to keep the babies against their own will.

I had this same dicussion with someone yesterday, and she said If I dont support abortion, what if some of the girls dies during child birth, and I smiled, and asked her, what if some of the girls die during abortion too? She was tryna put her words together.

The truth is, either abortion or birthing the child, they are both risky.

Someone said, its better they die during abortion, than keep the babies. And I was . Really


One thing is, aborting those kids will not erase the trauma of those girls. Some will feel worse after the abortion. You know that.

I'll share a short story:

I took permission from a friend before deciding to share this.

She is a very close friend, the day she told me the situation that surrounded her birth, I was "wooowed" Her mum got married while she was young (19), at age 20, they got attacked by robbers and her mum's husband was killed, the mum raped. The mum decided to keep the pregnancy, Now, this girl is a result of that rape. Yea, she is. Now a motivational speaker, Now, someone lots of people wanna listen to her words of advice.

She'll publish the book soon, that talks about her ordeal. How she strived to survive, despite the discouragement from people.


Now, not all kids conceived from rape turns out to be bad afterall, lots of them choose to proove their fathers wrong, and in turn be a blessing to the society.

Now, someone might be saying, that's 1:20 in cases like this, but I'd just say let's look on the brighter side, let's be optimistic. Keeping those kids, wouldnt be a bad idea afterall.


In all, I'd just say, these girls should be given a free will to decide what they want and shouldnt be compelled or forced to.

If there's any of them willing to keep the pregnancies, (ofcourse, I know there'd be lots of them willing to) and wants to give the babies out for adoption or to NGO's, I already said it, I'm very much willing to adopt at most 5.

I'm sure there are various NGO's willing to help this ladies aswel. Trust me, some of these girls will go back to their kids in the future.

All said, abortion aint the best way out here, there are other ways out.

Medical practitioners should help out, and let each girl know her chances of surviving abortion or giving birth.


But in all I wouldnt blame/judge any of these girls if they abort the kids.

IOO,OOO,OOO Likes

EricRichie:
Hmmm lol.. Then you haven't seen anything. ..

Well thank God for my present girlfriend.. Don't know what I would have done without her...


EricRichie

awwww. . . . .

So basically, guys can now sew "human hair" to their faces.


Nice.

EricRichie:
Loool she can start from anywhere jare...

I find It amusing that people are complaining of this guy's kitchen...

If you see mine nko?




EricRichie

ah! Eric. I do not believe that your kitchen is worse that what i have just seen on this thread.

EricRichie:
Simple! Help him clean the house.. .

It's cuz of stupid questions like this that I bomb people

hahahahahah! Mehn, that place is beyond cleaning. where u wan start from?

nedu2000:
I'm going through the same thing o,and this guy is working and even planning to buy a car!! I dunno why people can be so insensitive

What?
Then he should start paying you rent. . . .Cos really, U are his landlord.

yorke1:
You are way too serioussssss. I was only being sarcastic

Didn't know. Sorry.

yorke1:
Thank God for your life. You better watch it. It could be that you have not being faithful in paying your tithe and offerings. Look inward and search yourself. All the best.

. . . .Or it could also be that he has been doing just that and his life was spared. Who knows? God works in mysterious ways. Bad experiences don't necessarily make someone a sinner or a "Non tithe/offering payer". It could happen to anyone. That he survived it is a testimony. Focus on that.

Thank you.

rotwailler:
[ quote author=Gemc3 post=33403747]

Chai. . . Na wetin me i bin wan know, in addition to them apprehending the police men. Make dem give am imm money jor! For this hard time wen fuel no de na im police de collect 10k?


them dey talk to head u dey talk to cap..his life is worth more dan dat 10k oooo

Oga before you quote me, read what i wrote WELL. I did not say he should go and die because of 10k. Since the matter has been reported, in addition to arresting them, they should refund his 10k. Is that too hard to understand in pidgin English?

rotwailler:
Hahaha dat 10k Don enta voice mail

Chai. . . Na wetin me i bin wan know, in addition to them apprehending the police men. Make dem give am imm money jor! For this hard time wen fuel no de na im police de collect 10k?

Abeg did they refund his money?

Why has mine not been posted? Abi una no hear say i skip from Lagos to Maiduguri to show my love for my country?

maleGirl:
owkay its not lalastislala



[size=15]IamMaleGirl[/size]

All join. . .As long as "Lala" de the beginning and the end

Finally copied the correct spelling. @maleGirl. It's lalasticlala

no mind me.

Bored outta my mind . . . . .

maleGirl:
abi o girlie

you mean he's the one in charge of BANNING abi?

Can he be d one who banned my friend?



[size=15]IamMaleGirl[/size]

ah sisi, me I am not aware o. . . . hehehehehee

maleGirl:
oh really? Mr/mrs lalatislala am very sorry o. I don't known ni o,no vex o

Buh,y ur name cun sound like mobile app like dis and 2,its difficult to spell/pronounce


[size=15]IamMaleGirl[/size]

Beg well well o! make imm no ban u. ehen.

but na wa for you o. Of all the possible things for the name to sound like, na Mobile App?
The name na copy and paste persin go de do. I no fit carry am for head.

Oga Lalastislala. . . . I de greet o!

freshdude99:
The moment I saw gemc, I thought of u immediately and luckily it was u truly
How now, tell ur hobby say him no dey try o
Anyways BIG CONGRATULATIONS TO U BOTH
I was very very happy wen Clem told me its uzo finally

Uncle Freshdude. Ha fa na? Thank you o. I go deliver your message. lool

maleGirl:
what's lalastisclala? A mobile app?



[size=15]IamMaleGirl[/size]

hahahahaha! Nope. He's a member/moderator on the forum

DuchessLily:
yeah I knw.

It depends on how they were raised . My 4yr old knws a freezer freezes anything

And to think freezer business is what d parents do.

I still think something is fishy though

So sad!

truly sad.

DuchessLily:
What a tragedy

Bad to lock children indoor

They were probably playing hide and seek. But d 6yr old boy should have Knwn better nau.. Abi na winchy manipulations?

He's still a child too.

Lilprincey:
Fine qirl pls, who has her number cuz i misplaced the one she qave me?

Na so.

Make I check my phone. I will get back to you.

KingTom:
You have her beautiful eyes

Thanks KingTom

KingTom:
I don't joke with money
You remind me of Ini Edo

I do? In a good way I hope.

KingTom:
2.8% take it or leave it!

Your negotiation skill is BAM. lol