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AgapeCharis:
Got a copy?

No i dont

Adesiji77:
A friend just called me now to check vacancies for experienced hires inside The Guardian newspaper. I have not gotten a copy of the paper but those who have it can check it out. Cheers.

cc: uboma, davide470, DrWise, 234GT, napa, Gemc3, Rilwayne001

Thanks Adesiji77

Crocz:
My 2nd year in Uni...I was going for a stroll at night, usually to one of the reading rooms (not to read, I don't read in night classes...I was on a mission )....then there was this gurl walking in front of me receiving call, suddenly she tripped and dropped her phone...and unfortunately it fell into the gutter, what made matters worse was that the gutter was sealed but the phone dropped through the space left on the gutter seal. I helped her up and she said to me in the most calm and pitiful voice "pls help me get my phone, it fell down there'
O boi, I looked down the gutter the place dark ehn!...what do I know resides in there?.. I thought at first no way I'm gonna go down there but then what kinda man will I be if I don't help her.
So I went to the end of the gutter (fortunately for me it's dry), crawled in and proceeded to where the phone was. It felt like I was crawling round the whole world in a dark tunnel. Chai!..mosquitoes bit me, ant stung me, I hit my head, cobwebs all over my face, I even woke up some sleeping lizards ...finally, I got the phone got out and handed it over to her...waiting to claim my reward of atleast a kiss or a hug ,that's when this dude showed up and whisked her away. She was actually talking to him when she tripped and he's her bf.

In all, I didn't get a "thank you" from her stone faced bf and my market spoil that night, I had to abort my mission for that night cos I looked horrible

For everything that happens, there is a reason. . . pele

myhoodlink:
Visit the school portal or call someone in OAU for better info.






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Thanks. . .The post is quite old now tho.

thaoriginator:
Hi

Hello.

OP, I thought she was wearing the basket? . . . . .or is the basket wearing her? Any which way sha, They wore each other well

LewisO:
How do u want them to know your number that way?

LewisO:
I will hope u don't just toy with my feelings, by God's grace!

I will try

LewisO:
Hope u won't push me away!

lol. Brother Hope.

LewisO:
Gemc3 "Comot here joor, you are too sexxxy and aesthetical for my likings. I can't date someone like you!

Nice try LewisO. Lol

Funjosh:
Lolz... You make me to remember my first time of using the lift stairs, i stood for up to 15mins watching how people use it

hahahahaahah!!!!!!!!!

rubey:
If this is it, then I am nowhere close to being a wife material

hahahhahahha!

Me 21. . .. Youngy

Thank God i changed my phone number from *********65 to *********21.

AgapeCharis:
Choi! Biko this ur hiss wan deaf my ear

hehehheehehee . . . . I no know wetin i wan talk my broda. pele about your ear o jare.

Errrmmmmm. . . .are they the only two men on the face of the earth?

ammyluv2002:
Stay with Diamond there's room for growth and they are more reliable. 20k is not worth the stress

Seconded.

simdam500:
What five letter words become SHORTER when you add two letters to it?

HINT: Take some seconds to study the question well.

SHORT

englishmart:
hhaahahaja! If I hear say woman break my head. Even female soldiers no dey near me ghan

heheheheheeeee. . .. No mind me o jare. i no get power like that o.

englishmart:
I don't know why I don't ever go to the bank with a pen. But I usually return home with a pen

Englishmart. . . .so you are one of them. I go into a bank with a pen and come out with none! If i catch you for bank i go break ya head

Kingsleyinfo:
Yeah, Trust could be costly. I learnt the hardway too.

I had an instruction passed to me verbally via phone. I went ahead with the assignment, thinking the operations manager had his strategy for giving me such instruction. When an investor got furious with the decision, I was blamed and asked to pay the accrued losses from that particular transaction. I learned quickly.

1. If the company's processes hasn't developed to the standard where such can be checked, learn to protect yourself.
What I did was to get a phone with a call recording feature.

Fast forward to my new company, one of the guys made a judgement call based on personal affiliations and objectives and tried to blame the outcome on me. I quickly brought out evidences of conversation and logs.

Peeps now see me as ITK, but i really don't care. So now they keep convo strictly business. I still don't care, what I have learnt is that friendship and team spirit in the work place is great, but being professional is always the best policy. Don't overlook little things, get your story straight, and always have insurance if you feel instruction is not as it should be. Be wise as a serpent but harmless as a dove.

Once bitten, Twice shy. Well said.

oshoademola1:
The best thing is that do not let it happen.HR specialists know how to tag your job hazard as "NOT FIT FOR THE JOB".and even if you are called back and all arrears paid,the moment of no payment could be frustrating.Smith saw hell.The wife gave birth during this time.

Though,he reapplied for Regional Sales Manager after 2years called for interview with just 2people but was not selected because he did not have knowledge of South South.However,he got recommendation from his colleague for another company where he is working now.

Thank God. He learnt a vital lesson the hard way. This happens a lot. One has to be really careful cos when it happens, it is always like a movie scene. You cant be too careful.

Talent+Talent.

FrancisTony:
The short form is Amanda not Chima.

You are wrong.

Anyone goes. It is possible to get more than one nickname from a name. There are no rules

pinkycute:
Ouch the guy no even dey najia sef assuming say nah najia d guy dey, sun for don show e skin woker ehnnnn or better still, he skin for don rough or be like shit

Well, good luck to d guy and make he no com najia, wit DAT he fresh skin and why he makeup sef Somes guy forming gay

Forming gay? This one don pass forming o. The dude MUST be gay!

glimpse33:
there is this girl named Anita that I was dating for two months, in may 2014. immediately she found out I was ibo, she said she hates my tribe with passion, that all we care about is money..money & said it was over. I begged her, that I 'm not like that, besides I was born in Edo state to Ibo parents. eventually she left

l began working hard, got employed at Hi tech construction company, worked there for six months and I finally hammered... got a new apartment, new car & I became the talk of the town.. *not proud*

One Saturday morning, I went to buy airtime, I saw Anita's parent crying and begging their landlord, I went closer , saw some boys throwing out their properties, I asked the landlord why, he said they can't pay their two years rent which was 160k, I rushed home signed a check gave it to the landlord, they returned back their loads and everybody was looking at me. since that day, Anita parents have been calling me their son, and Anita won't let me be. its either she's the one calling, knocking at the door begging me. I was like okay fine, I forgive you. But, she wants us to be together AGAIN...

All I want from you nairalanders is your Advice.. cos I am planning on getting married this year. I need the right woman. THANKS

1. Found out ur tribe two months later?

2. Need advice on what exactly?

lalasticlala:
He should not have asked. He should have gone there first and see things himself.

or just called the freaking number. . . apparently, the guy doesn't want to spend a dime. Maybe na oshofree wifi e de use de tweet sef. To make money, one has to spend money.

msmon:
Some people have no sense sha. So this Lucky
Charles dude hits up iconic footballer Kanu Nwankwo on twitter, telling him he's a young footballer who needs help. Kanu replies him, telling him to come to train with his Academy in Owerri and even gave him a number to call. And what does this guy say next?

He's asking for payment. Imagine! Kanu didn't reply
him after that. *sigh*


Source: http://lindaikeji..de/2015/02/how-silly-see-this-convo-between.html?m=1

Chai! Chai!! Chai!!!. How can you use your own hand, and pour sand sand in your own garri bikonu??

fio:
Please be realistic with ur logic

Oga it is not JAMB please. like i said, I got it from GOOGLE. If u think it is unrealistic, that is ur opinion. It is just a riddle. If u are looking for something with a bit of REALITY, please visit the politics section or somefin.

Abeg this one hard o. As you ask me, na imm i run go ask google. Apparently, there are a lot of possible answers:



Answer:

The letter H can be formed using 3 matchsticks,
The letter O with 4 matchsticks,
The letter T with 2 matchsticks,
The letter E with 4 matchsticks and
The letter L with 2 matchsticks

So total of 15 matchsticks are used.

This would remain true for all the possible answers.

Possible Answer 1:

She removes the horizontal matchstick from H so that it becomes 1 1.

Which will make it look like 110 TEL.



So it could be that she will call (telephone him at 11 0 Clock) or she will tell him the reason at 11 O clock.

Possible Answer 2:

She removes the horizontal matchstick from T so that it becomes l.

The boy reads it upside down so it can be 7310H…..Probably to say that she was there but was in room no. 7310 in the hotel.

Or she was there at 7:31 (May be later than the decided time)

Possible Answer No. 3




Below are other answers i know is not the answer to this particular riddle since we were asked to remove one stick ONLY and nothing else.



Now this 2 cases go with the riddle, if we are allowed to rearrange the letters and maintain the number of matchsticks as 15, there’s one more possibility.

The girl removed one matchstick from the letter O and rearranged the three matchsticks into letter A which makes the word HOTEL into HATEL.

Then the girl put the matchstick into the letter L to form the letter U which transformed HATEL into HATEU or HATE U which is the precise answer of the girl to the boy.

Possible Answer No. 4

She rearranges the horizontal matchstick to diagonal to make it look like N.

Which would make it “NOTEL”

So probably her parents said NO (No-Tell)