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That debate can only be tag as "Evening of thousand laugh " volume 1

Demdem: ok, hope u wont crucify me if i say "rest in peace". Surely, rest has multiple meanings.

This post really made my day.....

Thank God fayemi didnt buy the award with state fund unlike mimi......

duality: @OP,

if this woman was your mother, aunt, sister or a close member of your family, will you open this silly thread?

so what will you ask the editor that write this if you are asking me this type of question...

olede: If this is true we need picture pls. Thank God who gave the JTF the grace to delivered. Kudos

You need photoshop picture abi,......ok no worry we go provide am for you

Who are the people missing our first lady

The wife of Nigeria’s Vice-President, Hajiya Amina Sambo, has turned down calls for her to step up and assume the role of acting first lady of the federation, saying she is not interested in the job, as she is loyal to her boss, Dame Patience Jonathan.
Some Nigerians have been worried that following the first lady’s continued absence; the very important duties of a first lady like organising thank-you tours and causing traffic have been left unattended to. But Hajiya Sambo hassaid that there is no vacuum in leadership.
Meanwhile, a source in the office of the first lady told A Pinch that DamePatience is excited about the level ofinterest her absence is generating. The source said, when she heard howinterested people were, she decided to postpone her return for another two months, saying “Nigerians are missing me well-well. I told them to make my position official and constitutional but they refused. I willso do them, that when I’m ready to come back, they’ll be begging me to make my office official.”

[quote author=nwa-ngeme]Song of Solomon 7:3-9

"3 Your b r e a sts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. 4 Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbim. Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward Damascus. 5 Your head crowns you like Mount Carmel. Your hair is like royal tapestry; the king is held captive by its tresses. 6 How beautiful you are and how pleasing, O love, with your delights! 7 Your stature is like that of the palm, and your br e a sts like clusters of fruit. 8 I said, "I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit." May your bre a sts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples,9 and your mouth like the best wine. May the wine go straight to my lover, flowing gently over lips and teeth.

Chai Oga Solo, you go kill pesin o.[/quote]all this inside holy book abi una dey joke

This post has been hidding This post has been hidding

Pls i would like to be one of inec officals....i beg o wen it time make dem take me go oo..i get liver to carry ballot boxes oo

nifemi01: Actually i think IF mimiko should be on either one of d list then he should be on d worst category.

You speak well jare...mimiko kò akala ní

ignis: Not at all, i don't even allow my dog to take it..

How will you allow your dog to take what is precious to you(garri)

Make he buy sumthing cum for me whenever he's coming back o

Emyogalanya: Make una talk true abeg na they money guy dey move girls forget that handsome or confidence thing fat pocket gives all confidence even to ladies

Gbam

Sam Milla: Who impregnanted her?
Was it Kanu Nwankwo #jokes.

Na taiye taiwo

Is it a crime to date una self...i beg make una dey date jare....long hissssssss

Mcfemad: Is this all I need to be a member?
I'm subsribing!

I no go lie to una that all u need
#iRepTeamGarri

Mcfemad: Seriously, where are the gARrI crew?
Is membership forms still available? I need to purchase one, PLEASE! Can't wait to be a member.
...smh @Topic. Davido ko; Idiagbon ni!

Thank God your eye don clear...to become a member dey simple just visit any trash topic that make is way to front page and ask 'how does dis affect the price of garri' lóbátán and pls neva forget this at the end of your post #iRepTeamGarri

Come to think of it, if #Teamgarri people start asking how does dis affect the price of garri...mods would activate thier banning and hidding post palava.....but to be candid how does dis thrash affect their price of garri...

Soon now this post would be hide and i would also be ban but thank God say them neva ban my other 7 username .....#iRepTeamGarri

Good day my #Teamgarri people,since GPAN has come to stay in nairaland land, then i think we should share with ourself the current price of garri in our area....and let us know how you would like your garri to be serve.

As for my area in akure a cup of garri goes for #10 and 2 cups for #15.. .. I always like garri with milk and cold water combine with fried fish

Note to all anti GPAN It's not a must for you to comment if you're not a member of #Teamgarri...you can visit other thread and make your comment

let keep the hope of garri alive....i rep. teamgarri

Am proud to be a muslim....

[quote author=.bbpreye]I just wonder how this silly thread makes the front page
Later when we ask how it affects the price of something in the. Something seun will ban us!
This thread is the most use.less thread av ever read on nairaland
Dammmmmm! Seun I don't know y u dropped a comment
Maybe u're trying to reduce the number of people following the ga*** movement.
But it will not work!
He who has not eaten ga*** before should cast the first ban!

But seriosly how does this................. In the market? Fill in the blank spaces!

President[/quote]i must say seun is now taking this garri revolution to something else...all my post that contain the word garri has been hidding...pls help me ask oga seun what happen to freedom of speech

But pls ooo,does this reduce their call tariff to 1k/sec to all network

Guys,i beg u sure say na chealse dey play..cos na for black and white i dey take watch am

Pls Nlders no abuse ooo, i just want to know the amonut of mega watt allocated to each state befoere the increase in mega watt and tha amount that as been allocated to each state after the increase in the mega watt....thanks

Odinaka00: This will never reduce d .........make I stop here b4 dem go hide my post lol

When will the mods stop hidding post that has to do with price of garri...i beg make them free garri jare

@topic ...contract ini

Increase in unemployment...

Mine is bearable...cos we hardly see (maybe twice in a month) and na only gala and lacasera i dey take entertain her... thank God she understand

How the snake take enter....