₦airaland Forum

prettythicksme:
shiit on his face and bounce out of thread.

LordofNairaland:
I knew you were not there. I saw it. Alright, you can wait for the pictures but I already saw them.

marshalcarter:
me 2....

I'm done being ur syd nigga....m done walkin down the aisle(I no even knw road go there)with you...wen walkin with you nd sumone ask"is he ur guy"...you'll bodly say no even in my presence dat makes me wonder sumtyms...who am i to you? fuckkk luv a million tymzzzz

tym to plan for my future
#ConfessionOfABrokenAndGoodHeart

wtfCode:
Can I squat in ur front?

princedmiayer:
bae u bad too in a way o.

LordofNairaland:
You don't know Olokun, that is why.

coolestchris:
make we do music videos shoot, u be video vixen

coolestchris:
I fit hold am

BiafraBushBoy:
Stop replying that dude... you should have known him by now...

They all want attention

ImDharay:

As long as you ain't releasing
any substance from below.

coolestchris:
can u dance

coolestchris:
because I wan rock ur flat ass

CplusJason:
I see that hurts you so much, but be civil next time or you might just be lying with pains in your death bed.



Au revoir.

coolestchris:
shey ur head correct

LordofNairaland:
I laugh in incantation. No wonder.

Olokun is the goddess of the oceans. She rules both the Pacific and Atlantic oceans. Her kingdom includes the beaches along these oceans. Yesterday, I visited this powerful goddess at her palace deep in the Atlantic Ocean and had breakfast with her. She showed me the party on a magic mirror. Nothing was hidden from me.

coolestchris:
no be say u done marry ni

LordofNairaland:
Do you even know Olokun?

CplusJason:
I see the male morons in your team have copulated your brains out making you to have a violent upheaval. But listen up cheap donkey, take your vituperation to the unhinge nematode you call your boyfriend who find solace screwing your mum.



Now scat away. Wazzock looking pig.

LordofNairaland:
Well, I was there in my element, not physically. Being a babalawo, I travel a lot, even outside this world into the spiritual realm. Yesterday, I was with Olokun.

CorGier:
So u were amongst those scraggy looking girls.

coolestchris:
but u go sweet to rock for parry

coolestchris:
What I will do

LordofNairaland:
Now, don't lie to me. You were not there.

CplusJason:
Lol, what a funny little dolt.

coolestchris:
hmmm

coolestchris:
Gimme Peck

CplusJason:
Coming from one of the cheap succubus from the league of morons? I'm not suprised. Just encrust that fragmentary face outta my way.

LordofNairaland:
Really? I was there too but with my crew!!! I saw the Nairalanders...