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LordofNairaland:
Did you attend the beach party?

yelzzzzzzz

LordofNairaland:
Alright!!!

coolestchris:
that hurts

awwwn, eeehya sorry eehn

DESNAT:
I am seeing male o

same here

LordofNairaland:
You shouldn't have insulted that guy. Now, I have the mind to lock you up.

aaaahn aaaahn, its playful yab na... Someone cannot play again ni?

coolestchris:
who

you naaaa

ORIJIN201:
Pls no fighting here I only opened this thread to have fun.

pls tell the amebo ooo

DESNAT:
i thought you are the one that wanted it na...

She is a male. I ain't gay

lolx, na female dey dp na

DESNAT:
At your service ma'am

at her service na...

CplusJason:
I know you'll definitely ask the dumb question, kindly swallow the sputum coughed up from your throat and be civil for once.

pot calling kettle black.. Person wey I dey refer to don answer me oooo.... Biko waka commot

CplusJason:
Must you insult him?

y r u taking panadol for his headache??

ORIJIN201:
lol like seriously it shouldn't have resulted to insults
if you read my post you will see when I wrote that the figures might not be accurate. Its now left for you to correct me, since you went.
Na 2017 be this o

lolx, beta.... I yaf already carried my e-koboko

refiner:
The filters is damn too much!!!

same wit urs

coolestchris:
U r guilty as charged

lolz, be deceiving yasef

ORIJIN201:
Had to change my mind yesterday and decided to go see my friends. Came Online this morning hoping to see pictures of the biggest party of the year. Now the news reaching me said that only 3 Girls came with the population of guys like that of grains of sand ...
Also heard Guys were playing with sand
Even if the figures are not accurate but am sure it should be close. Would have regretted it if I went lol.

don't be steewpid... You no come, e dey pain u.. It was fun, so sharrap e nnukwa... Keep a date for next year and stop consoling ya sef

coolestchris:
I knew it,they did it inside river

hahahahaha, na u sabi

coolestchris:
So they went to fvck abi

sweetie, I am not affirming or denying anything... Next year keep a date to attend....

Wah happened in Vegas, stays in Vegas.. Next time u go...

Lemme call them for u, baiafrabushboy, tosyne2much, vizkiz, tygaah, desnat(this one's own stretches), lalasticlala(heard he is a snake, his shud b long enof), lezzlie, Royal emperor,prectega, ychris... Infact them plenty.. Try this ones first sah

Eeeeehya, I'm still single, can't relate

zicoraads:
If the hairy is not more than mine. Because am not hairy, much. But sincerely speaking I'm a sucker for straight legs. I can ignore almost anything for those

Awwwwn, I understand

hilario8898:
Just for the fun of it

2

Mynd44:
Intelligence and independence with a certain degree of wokeness

uncle, dis ain't weird

zicoraads:
Straight legs

hairy straight legs nko

kheengjay:
oh stop it..lol

see me blushing like

smh

nmreports:
2017 guys... You cannot keep making same mistakes over and over again... So I want to share very simple, yet!!! Important tips when sending an application via email.

Note: Please read carefully.

What led to this topic?
Last week I was privileged to have the opportunity to recruit two new guys for my team and my HOD had insisted that I used my official email to receive resumes.
I already envisaged the number of resumes I would get knowing fully well the rate of unemployment in Nigeria. So... I was unhappy that my email would be very busy with lots of spam
Unfortunately too, we did not currently have any HR software that shuffles CV: http://www.hrtechnique.com/2016/08/how-to-ensure-hr-administrators-get.html

What did I do?
I went to my email settings, started playing around, and I found a solution. I was able to create a different label (box) but I had to give it a title name and I had to (without choice) specify what type of message title comes inside, what type of file can be received and what the weight of the file should be. Problem solved.

What does this imply?
It means any email without that title name or files above the specified weight will not be archived.

What did I notice?.
After publishing the vacancy, specifying what the subject of the email should be and what the maximum weight should be for resumes as well as the file type... A host of graduates still went ahead (stubbornly) to do what they think is right rather than do as instructed.

The three simple but important tips:
That being said, when applying via email, ensure the following is observed.
1. Note and obey what the recruiter has specified that your email subject should be. Otherwise you will not hear from the recruiter because he wont receive it. Don't add your own words.
2. Same as above, follow the instructions regarding whether it should be in PDF or Word. There is a reason why they said so.
3. Lastly, Ensure the file is not above the required weight.

Tip: Be straight to the point in your application. I doubt recruiters read them. They go straight to your cv. If they ever read your email, let it be straightforward.

Related articles on: www.hrtechnique.com

how big should a CV be?

Wow, I never knew

Cc lalasticlala

Berlynn:
I will join MMM maybe tats where my future husband is we must find oursleves if nairaland/facebook cannor find us MMM will find us!!



patiently waiting for the return of MMM

Sistur!! The Lawd is ya strength

ychris:
I look the girl sotey she cum resemble genae of nairaland.
see her nose biko?

Genea, shey na you?

Chris! Chris!! Chris!!! How many times I call u?? Shey make I borrow you glass??

No spoil my relationship with Seun o