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Our Youth convention was around the corner during this long term break, and I decided to attend, not because I chose but because it is a must. I made plans with David and other friends in church on how to go about the camping. Everything was set and we decided a day to leave for the camp. We arrived the camp, and it was a popular school building of a school in the state of Enugu. It is around Gariki road and a kind of busy area. The first night as usual was always dry so we attended the first night Message. I and David with the other guys entered the Auditorium and looked for a perfect spot to sit. We finally found a place filled with some cute young girls and decided to sit also

“Hi… please I just wanted to know if I can join you guys here”? I asked with a smile

“No space” one of the girls replied

“You want to build a house here”? I asked while pointing to a space on the chair

There was a general laughter among the girls excluding the one that received my jibe.

“Don’t mind her, you can sit” Another girl said while smiling.

I quickly sat close to the girl I said those words to, but she wasn’t ready to smile. I sat for a while and noticed that David was already smiling with one of the girls but the other guys were listening to what the pastor was saying. I decided to follow suit immediately.

“I know you are angry with me, but I am also angry at myself for saying such words to someone beautiful as you. I am sorry” I said with a little smile

“Don’t even sorry me, just face your front” She replied a little bit harshly

“I knew I was going to see someone like you, so I bought you meat-pie. This is just another way of saying I am sorry” I said while bringing out the meat pie from my jacket.

‘Just keep lying; did you know I am going to be here today”? She said with a little brightened face

“Yes, I always see things and do things unimaginable” I said with a huge smile.

“Oya show me” She said with a smile

While I was about to demonstrate, an Usher came around and disrupted our little fun. I had to wait for a while before I continued.

“Your name is grace” I told her…

“How did you know”? She almost shouted in amazement

“That’s what your friends called you” I told her…

“Mtcheeewww… you see, wayo boy” She said with a little scornful face

I laughed and asked her to focus on the day they gave birth to her and her month, she did exactly. I asked her some questions, and after few minutes,

‘Did they give birth to you on the 5th”? I asked her

“Jesus… You are a devil” She shouted lightly

“Did they give birth to you on the month of september’ I asked again while laughing

“Oh my God, you must be the anti-christ” She said.

Out of excitement, she called her friends, and they joined our discussion. I had to do the same thing to all of them by telling them their various names and birthdays. It was a fun filled night. After the message, we stayed all through and discussed and they promised to keep a seat for I and David the next day.
Very early the next day, we were chased out of the hostel and ordered to go and bath. We came into the camp hall and saw our seats neatly arranged for us according to who you had a friendship with. We discussed and stayed out together; went on break together, before we started moving round the camp. I had to separate from the other guys, so as to allow me concentrate on the Job at hand.
I took her to a lonely place during the break period, and all I was thinking about was how to touch her. I finally saw a wound on her laps, and here came my opportunity

“What happened to you here sweety”? I asked, my putting my hand on her lap

“Did you just call me sweety”? She asked while laughing

“I was thinking of something of something sexier” I said to her

“Hmmm… I am a child of God, don’t spoil me oo…” She said while laughing

“Ever since last night I saw you, I became spoilt. And I want to decay or rotten because of you” I said with foreign accent

“Are you serious or you are joking with me” She said soberly

“I am joking with you” I replied her.

The laughed and allowed me continue inspecting the wound, while my hand was going deeper into her skirt. She closed her eyes and was licking her lips, while I reached for her pants Just about then, we saw an usher coming around then I quickly stood up and we both ran away while the usher tried chasing us.
David was caught and kept at the security post for kissing a girl in a Church camp. David helped the girl run away while he held unto the security man that caught him. He was being asked to produce the girl, but he wouldn’t. That resulted to another offence.

After some hours, he was flogged and asked to go back to the camp and was warned not to do it again. I know he would get the reward for his bravery.

That night was the night of life. After the last message, I quickly took Grace to a hideout I discovered and we sat down there. I romanced her, and she responded almost immediately. It was fun. She purposely didn’t put on undies like I instructed her and she wore something flexible. I used my fingers to rub around her lower side while she was making some melodious sounds to my ears. It was like a choir of experts singing for me. I continued till I noticed her thing was becoming watery and watery. I lay her on the floor, while I removed my own trouser and boxers. I quickly brought out my own thing and inserted it smoothly into hers. She made a sweet sound and I decided to do what I have learnt. Fvck her like she owes you your salary.

I started slowly at first, and was increasing the speed of my movement. It was one of the best feeling ever. I covered her mouth to avoid shouting while I continued. Just then, I heard…

“Both of you stand up”

To Be continued

Chika my trusted babe is now pregnant. How did it happen, I kept on asking myself.

“How do girls even get pregnant”? I asked chibuzor,

“Me no sabi oo” he replied while laughing.

I went to ask her if it is true, but she said it is a lie. I tried pestering her to know the truth, but she kept on denying. I knew she was lying because I always know when someone lies to me. After few days of asking her, she finally opened up to me.

“It was Onyeka” She said with a sad face

“Who the hell is Onyeka”? I asked with a bitter face

“The elder brother to Sorom that is dark and long” She said

‘So you were always sleeping with him, and allowed him to enter you thing. Why did you allow him”? I asked with a very angry face

“She was doing it better than you do, and his own was sweet too. Infact, his prick long and big than your own. So I was liking it pass your own” She said with mixed emotion

“Wow, now get out of my house before I close my eyes and open it” I shouted

She was still trying to explain, before I pushed and dragged her outta the copound. I felt so bad, but there was nothing I could do about it.

David was a friend I have known since child immemorial; we attended most schools together just that we were never close enough. His family just moved into our neighborhood and we became close enough. So most times during this holiday period, I always visit him. He is about 3 years older than I am, but he respects me for reasons I don’t know about. After my meeting with Chika, I got angry and went to his house to explain to him the insult that Chika gave to me about not knowing how to fvck.

“How far David” I shouted as I entered their house

“Come backyard” He shouted

I quickly ran to the backyard and we started to talk.

“Chika don get belle ooo, and she say na me cause am” I said to him

“But you never reach to give girl belle na, what happened” He asked while laughing

‘She said I don’t know how to do, that was why she went and met another guy” I said being a little shy

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha” David gave out a loud laugh

“You don fvck up” He shouted

“How”? I asked with a low voice

“Make I see your prick” He said while laughing

“You want to eat it or what”? I asked while laughing

“I wan see the size” He said while laughing

I pulled down my boxers with my short, and brought it out for him.

“Jesus” He shouted

“What”? I asked confused

“E big pass your age na. E even big pass my own” He shouted.

“So why she come dey complain say she no feel am”? He asked

‘That girl be witch” I said while laughing

We talked at length; and being an expert at sex like he claimed he gave me some tips.

“If you dey fvck girl and she never cry, just know you haven’t started anything” He said bodly

“Cry”? I asked surprised

“I thought it was supposed to be sweet”? I asked while laughing

“Who deceive you”? He asked disappointed

“Nobody, just asking” I said

“Make person no deceive you, that cry is the sweetness” He said with Authority

“After you fvck girl and she cry well well, anyday she remember that cry, she go come back make you fvck am again” He said

While he finished, he went inside, brought out a book and showed me the list of girls he had on his timetable. I was surprised that someone was beating my records seriously.

“Everyday, if I dey in the mood, I always have a girl to fvck” He said while boasting

“Chineke” I shouted “How you dey do am”? I asked with curiosity

‘Just sabi fvck, that’s all” He said. "You have the material, just know how to use it well" He said too.

David was only good at speaking good english, whenever it came to something bad. He can't construct a simple statement without errors, but when it was time to describe every part of a woman's body, he sounded like a white man. lol.

“You fit teach me”? I asked with all humility

“Your punishment na say, you will bring the girl and I will show you ontop of the girl” He said

“No problems” I said; “When you go get chance”? I asked him again

“You will give me two days, make I refresh before I start work again. You know say I don almost go retirement” He said while laughing.

I quickly greeted him and went back home, thinking of who will be my specimen like my Chemistry Aunty always say, for this my practical. The first day was up and yet no sign of any girl. Chika is pregnant, and nobody to help arrange a girl for me. While I was thinking, I remembered Chioma, She can do the job, I said to myself.

I quickly went to Chioma’s house and saw her with just a wrapper tied over her body; I tickled her from behind before grabbing her waist. We kissed for a period of time before I told her if she will be available this evening, that I wanted to show her something in a friend’s house.

“I am scared” she said with a bitter face

“Why”? I asked

“I am not really in the mood” She said

“But we are not doing anything na” I said while laughing

“Close mouth joor, that’s what you always say. Before I know, you are already ontop of me” She said while we both burst into laughter.

After much discussions and explanations, she finally agreed to follow me to David’s house. She wasn’t free because of house work, but I told her the techniques to use so that she can use church practice as an example to leave home.
That evening, she waited for me at the appointed junction, while I came around and took her to David’s house. He waited for me outside, while I initiated the process. After a while, he came in and joined the experiment.

“Will he also do” chioma asked me

“Yes, he just wants to show me something” I said

“But you didn’t tell me na, It is not good what you are doing to me o…” She said with a sad face

“Don’t worry na, is it not just sex”? I asked bluntly

“Is anybody killing you”? I said with a fake angry face

She finally agreed and David took over leadership. To be frank with you, it wasn’t a sight to behold. He treated her like she owed him up to a year salary. I couldn’t bear the sight and the noise Chioma was making was getting much. David had to close her mouth with his hand and continued hitting her like it was a serious battle. The sweat on his body could bath two young children and one adult. Chioma cried and kept crying.
But I noticed something, no matter how hard Chioma was crying, she was still holding tight unto David’s body. I was trying to figure out the reason behind that. She would cry and cry and start kissing David, and I was still imagining what kind of fake cry was that. After a while, she started shaking like a demon was coming out of her body and that was when David added much pressure to what he was doing before he himself started shouting a bit too. After a while, he stopped and Chioma hugged him so tight and they slept on the bed.
I was on the seat, looking like a lost mad man.

“What happened and why the shouting before they stopped”? I asked myself within

I could see how Chioma hugged him so tight even after the sex and they were playing some little love play. I quickly alerted her attention out of anger and told her that it was time to go. I dragged her out of the house and took her towards my house

“Did you enjoy it” I asked with anger

“No” she replied

“You stupid lair” I called her

“For the last time, did you enjoy it”? I asked her with a hard looking face

“Small” She replied

“Never go the house again. If you do, I will sing to your Mother what happened in that house the other day. You understand”? I asked her

“Yes Love, I won’t again” She replied

“Good” I said before we went our various destinations.

David never told me what happened to both of them that they kept shouting, but I wasn’t so eager to know. One thing I learnt was, you fvck them like they owe you money!