₦airaland Forum

Joan Johnson: Is it really important for the newly wed to make luv after the wedding ceremony that day? It seems its a most do, won't they be so tired?
Am not married yet but i think one could be tired, after all, they still have more days, months and years together.
so what's ur take on this?

Pritheeann: R.I.P...cryinq...(dis qreat actor reminds me of sumone so special 2mi)...r.i.p dad....

yomanovic: You lied. Bola Ige performed better. The guy was being driven by his selfish interest of wanting to acquire some parts of PHCN. So all he was trying to was to put government money together and use it to buy government property but most Nigerians won't see it that. Most Nigerians think about now and not the future. Greed aside, I'll want him but the truth is he was using his expertise to deceive Nigerians.

Tippy Top: Talk about IQ of 69,your writing pattern indicates thought patterns indicative of a retarded jobless Nigerian living in some derelict council flat on the outskirts of London. You're a disgrace to us Nigerians living in the UK.

shymexx: Didn't the guy resign because he was involved in some malpractices? - and is he the only qualified person for a ministerial post in a country of more than 150 million people? So much for Nigerian intelligentsia and academics smh...

You lot deserve the type of leaders you get... Perhaps, the assertion about the IQ of 69 has an element of truth to it...

50calibre: Soonest hezbolla will wade in. Well isreali anti-missile defense is pretty effective, it's taking out most incoming missiles whereas Hamas got non.

WW3 Scenario

- Isreal pounds gaza so hard, Egypt opens up it's border and jihadist fighters troop into gaza.

- The whole Arab world unites in condemnation of Isreal
- Iran, Lebanon, syria and even hezbolla begin sending missiles into Isreal
- Isreal fly sorties to destroy targets in Iran
- The US base in the Persian gulf begin preparations for a massive assault, the UK and NATO joins too
- Vladimir Putin calls for calm but is ignored.
- Russian forieign secretary meeting his Chinese counterparts in Beijing.

The rest is then history

401kk: Be honest, do you ever plan on being in a permanent, committed, monogamous relationship with someone of the opposite sex, and share the rest of your remaining existence with them?

KingPradas: In naija bribe the goverment and case solved.

Okija_juju: YEAH!!

I saw the News yesterday.. the Nigga has gone full loco..

Apparently, he is in communication with one reporter.. He says he has disguised himself and is in hiding.. Says the government is after him and had to shoot his neighbor to send a message to the government to back the fhuck off..

He sounded manic on the recording..

I guess cocaine or methamphetamine is responsible...

afam4eva: He probably thought the guy was a virus and the best thing to do was to take him off the system(world).

pufectskin: Look at Nigerian men trying to attach themselves to Obama. Obama is not the typical Nigerian man ok? Get that into ur skull...dis guy had d opportunity to work at d the best firms and d opportunity to get a highly paid job after Harvard (I mean its Harvard Law and President of d Harvard Law Review we r talking about here). But he chose not to; so Michelle saw dat he wasn't just some guy who was struGgling cos he couldn't get a job...he was a guy who had bigger goals; he had ambition, ok?
So all d silly scrounger guys who r lookin for rich young girls to pay their bills while they go about lookin for jobs shld back off! No sensible girl would allow a man whose future looks dim and who hasn't shown evidence of a moral high ground, to use her till he gets it together and marries somebody else.

wildorchid: So michelle and barrack are now the standard black couples? What a shame.

tobechi20: Wu told u michel obama is a perfet wife?

jogrin0: not evryway bro...here in Akwa ibom,petrol is stil goin 4 #115 per litre....

OkwaIfugo: Power Tuzle.
Chai so Coscharis is this powerful but he hardly speaks.

cyril83: Ashawo

uihebom: SEUN be alert. Dis ADVENTISTY must be an under 11years old , or he is slow in thinking or he is an slowpoke if he can understand dis simple nursery school sentence.

gbanikiti: Will it stop girls from patronizing sugar daddies? I think the government should tackle the problems that make girls wanna have sugar daddies.shikena!

fermlad: Oya Nao....the preparation for d reign of d anti-christ! little by little, it's becomin real. Rememba, without d "mark 666", u cant transact biz wt d bank.... the end of d world is near beloved, repent and be converted today! Jesus is coming soon! PEACE!

safarigirl: Apart from failure (which everyone seems to fear) What would you say is your greatest fear?

I'm afraid my loved ones will leave me some day. I Know everyone will die one day..but I dread the day I will have to say my final goodbye to my dad, cos I'm so attached to him.

I'm also not looking forward to the end of the world...I'm not one of those people that sing "I will be happy in heaven" cos I won't deny that I'm still attached to 'things of the world' like family and friends....and the internet

Kindly share yours

toprealman: You took the words right out of my mouth!

Redmosquito: Minion: My King! What keeps Nigerians going, despite all the troubles?
Hades: Forget all the long stories they might tell you. It is nothing but survival instinct
Minion: Only that?!

Redmosquito: Minion: My King! What keeps Nigerians going, despite all the troubles?
Hades: Forget all the long stories they might tell you. It is nothing but survival instinct
Minion: Only that?!