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CelebritiesRe: New Pictures Of "Omosexy" Omotola Jalade by GeneralGaricks: 7:45pm On Nov 28, 2012
Age is telling on her. She is fairing with age.

If i upload pix of my 16yr old girlfriend now, topic go change. But all these celebrities enjoy our ''wow'' not because they are too beautiful but priviledged to be seen.
FamilyRe: Don't I Have The Right To Be In Labour Room With My Wife? by GeneralGaricks: 7:07pm On Nov 28, 2012
Because women are unclad inside labour room.

Moreover, a man should monitor how another man(doctor) touches his wife in the labour room.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Parents Name Newborn Daughter 'Hashtag' by GeneralGaricks: 7:03pm On Nov 28, 2012
pure123: abeg wetin be the meaning of #Hashtag?
Dont mind the OP for assuming we all know what Hashtag is.

It means a white edible substance made from cassava processing...
FashionRe: Torchlight & A Smartphone With Mirror Screen-Protector - Beauty Must-haves by GeneralGaricks: 6:53pm On Nov 28, 2012
etudaddy: na too much time and energy dey worry you.
And she looked so beautiful that morning that i fell for her torchlight make-up.
PoliticsRe: God’s Private Jets And Limousines By Ogaga Ifowodo by GeneralGaricks: 4:55pm On Nov 28, 2012
Okay
FamilyRe: A Belgian Discovers His Wife Used To Be A Man After 19 Years! by GeneralGaricks: 4:35pm On Nov 28, 2012
doubleDx: ^What would you do if you were the one in the man's shoes?
The woman was s tupid, if she had not started flirting, maybe all these truths would have remained concealed.

''She got a fulltime job and started going to club''.
SportsRe: Emmanuel Emenike May Be Jailed For 3 Years For Faking Injury by GeneralGaricks: 4:29pm On Nov 28, 2012
babarazy: .
Meaning you reserved space for urself
SportsRe: Emmanuel Emenike May Be Jailed For 3 Years For Faking Injury by GeneralGaricks: 4:28pm On Nov 28, 2012
Sorry for him
PoliticsRe: Giving The Best "Performing" South-East Governor An Award. by GeneralGaricks: 3:52pm On Nov 28, 2012
gregg2: Rochas is new and has not done much although prospects are there.

I will give it to Peter Obi. He has attracted so much Fed government and private sector investment to Anambra state.
Recently, we have had Orient Petroleum, Innoson Motor, Orange Drugs, Sabmiller Brewery etc set up multi-billion naira
plants in Anambra state.

On Security, I think T. A Orji of Abia state. I don't know the magic he did to calm Abia.
But, one thing, whether it's him or GEJ that should take the credit is not clear afterall
governors often claim that security is FG's responsibility even as they keep siphoning billions
monthly as security vote.
All the industries for which you rated Obi are owned/chaired by anambrarians, so where do you expect them to be sited if not Anambra huh
PoliticsRe: Giving The Best "Performing" South-East Governor An Award. by GeneralGaricks: 3:45pm On Nov 28, 2012
overdrive: Sullivan followed by owelle rochas
Right on point. Others are joking.
PoliticsRe: Giving The Best "Performing" South-East Governor An Award. by GeneralGaricks: 3:44pm On Nov 28, 2012
Rooneyboy: T.A Orji
For the un-tidy state of Aba huh
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by GeneralGaricks: 3:30pm On Nov 28, 2012
stpat1: Well I didn't mention attorney cos I do not intend to restrict the kids from their mother at any point in time. She is the mother and will remain so. The only issue here is that it is no binding that

I marry her or pay her for life
Guy, you use style dey look for wife. Chikeena.

The woman will definitely be carried away by unfettered closeness to her kids and your indifference over it.
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by GeneralGaricks: 3:20pm On Nov 28, 2012
stpat1: Thank you jare my brother. I am not saying its worth it neither am I trying to buy the kids.
That's just I can offer. Remember that the kids will need to be continually taken care.

I'll appreciate one who's willing to look pass

The revenue but for the love of the kids who she can be assured will be well taken care of.
How are you sure you wont fall in love with the womanhuh

E get one girl i just see now, if i connect you with that one, i swear you will kneel down and propose to her.
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by GeneralGaricks: 3:14pm On Nov 28, 2012
ifyalways: 250 what an insult!!!

On average, a Nigerian graduate earns above 100K a month. Multiply that by 9 months.

3M for a school cert holder.

10M for a graduate
You need to go and study basic maths. Is 250k the only amount mentioned therehuh
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by GeneralGaricks: 3:08pm On Nov 28, 2012
acidosis™:
To start with, upload your HIV examination result.. lets see
Do you know how many ladies that have already responded and you are here asking for HIV test huh

Nigerian girls and money.
HealthRe: The Curious Case Of The Clarks: Real Life Benjamin Buttons Aging Backwards by GeneralGaricks: 3:01pm On Nov 28, 2012
This is highly demonic and people are here talking jargon.

What would Jesus do if he came across these 2 men ? He would cure them. This is the devils handwork. These men would simply be termed ''Lunatics'' in Nigeria.
EducationRe: Students Should Avoid Reading Late At Night by GeneralGaricks: 2:41pm On Nov 28, 2012
lion phil: throughout my days in Ife, whenever i had a paper in the morning, i usually spent my nights reading at white house. I used to move from white house straight to the venue of my exam. No brushing or bathing. It worked for me. Just know urself period!
No brushing or bathing...humm. No wonder, sometimes exam hall carry stench... tongue
EducationRe: Students Should Avoid Reading Late At Night by GeneralGaricks: 2:37pm On Nov 28, 2012
morgist: Students Should Avoiding Reading Late At Night



Based on my grammatical assessment of your post you really need to start implementing your idea!
We understood the poster's message, Mr. Lecturer.....
EducationRe: Students Should Avoid Reading Late At Night by GeneralGaricks: 2:33pm On Nov 28, 2012
Any reading that i dont do with daylight, i do not participate. I will just be playing with sleep in futility.

What i usually do is after the everyday's lectures, i retire to the school library and spend 2-3 hours there before going home. That is more than enough time to cover all my books. This is when others go home to unwind and visit friends.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Of Today Is An Aberration by GeneralGaricks: 11:34am On Nov 28, 2012
I still love Sunny Okosuns music.

Corrupt music is celebrated in Nigeria today. Am with the writer.
FamilyRe: What Do You Do When Are Unhappy? by GeneralGaricks: 11:23am On Nov 28, 2012
slimyem: Do things that'd make you forget your troubles or simply sleep it off!!!!
Take hot tea, horlicks or akamu and you will regain consciousness by 7am tomorow.
FamilyRe: What Do You Do When Are Unhappy? by GeneralGaricks: 11:21am On Nov 28, 2012
naffysa: What do you do when are sad,am very sad right now can't sleep.
Come, let me sing you a lullaby...

@ topic, I browse when am down.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Pasuma's 45th Birthday Party by GeneralGaricks: 11:14am On Nov 28, 2012
Hailedin9ja: He's not married.
What of those 2 gals doing special pose with himhuh

Not married with all his money..

* humming, yahoozee *
HealthRe: Nigeria Ranked Among TOP 5 Countries That Defecate In The Open – UN by GeneralGaricks: 11:09am On Nov 28, 2012
omowolewa: Unfortunately, the report says Nigeria and not yourubas (we are all together in this.)

When next you defecate in the open be sure UN-camcoder is watching you.
Together with who. You know yourself. Its not even a tribal thing. Do you personally defeacate in publichuh

I no wan match your shit for road ooo. Disgusting!!!

This is the most wicked ranking Nigeria has suffered in Oyiba hands.
HealthRe: Nigeria Ranked Among TOP 5 Countries That Defecate In The Open – UN by GeneralGaricks: 11:03am On Nov 28, 2012
the_ripper: Yorubaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Una do well give us this medal o. More grease to una anus o.
Am sure, you wont be able to comment for the next one month. Prepare for it.
HealthRe: Nigeria Ranked Among TOP 5 Countries That Defecate In The Open – UN by GeneralGaricks: 11:00am On Nov 28, 2012
topsyking: Am beginning to see a global conspiracy against nigeria..dis fooool call whites never say any good tin abut nigeria..d last time..its was a fail state, corrupt country,worst place to live.....My nigeria pple...don't believe all wat dis white pple dey talk..Go to atlanta georgia..u see black defecate around street corners
Dont mind them, ghetto exists everywhere. This is hatred and since our leaders are corrupt, we swallow everything the whiteman says.

I wont blame Nigerians and their gullibility. If we were economically empowered to travel round the world as the whites do every summer, the international media will stop feeding us with thrash.
HealthRe: Nigeria Ranked Among TOP 5 Countries That Defecate In The Open – UN by GeneralGaricks: 10:56am On Nov 28, 2012
SlyIg: I'm embarrassed... Whats all these ranking lately. If it's a positive something,they'll take us to d last. Me never do dat kind tin for public before o... So minus me. ;DI'm embarrassed... Whats all these ranking lately. If it's a positive something,they'll take us to d last. Me never do dat kind tin for public before o... So minus me.
Since you were born, now you are old, say u never do wetin huh
HealthRe: Nigeria Ranked Among TOP 5 Countries That Defecate In The Open – UN by GeneralGaricks: 10:53am On Nov 28, 2012
k2039: Always among the topmost top for the wrong things
What of defeacating in a polythene bag and throwing it into a gutterhuh I saw enough of this as a corper in the south west. Most houses were built without a WC.

When will Nigeria start being mentioned for good purposeshuh
Car TalkRe: Car Made Out Of Basket In Ibadan by GeneralGaricks: 10:43am On Nov 28, 2012
Dual Core: The body is made of basket and that's the focus. Ofcourse the metal chassis is there, how can you even want to place a bet on that in the first place?

This project should stay far from fire.
What of rain. Have you ever used a basket for an umbrella huh
Car TalkRe: Car Made Out Of Basket In Ibadan by GeneralGaricks: 10:41am On Nov 28, 2012
Area_boy: I strongly doubt it is all "basket" tongue

I'll bet some cash there is metal underneath all that "bodywork" grin
There is definitely metal at the wheel base. But the body and interior are basically basket material.

Genius indeed.
CrimeRe: Serial Billionaire ‘Fraudster’ Remanded In Prison by GeneralGaricks: 11:44pm On Nov 27, 2012
docjuli: CreditRegistry, Credit Reference Company (CRC) and others are there to provide lenders with information about borrowers. It is required by banks to subscribe to at least two credit bureaux.

Something tells me there is more to this story.
The only true way to know a customer as a banker is thorough KYC(Know Your Customer) and KYCB(Know Your Customer's Business).

These are the questions we should ask: Who is this guy's account officer in Stanbic? Does he(account officer/rep) know where he is living? Do you know the business he is doing? If he claims to have a turnover of N610 in GTB, did you make friends with colleagues in GTB and ask them questions orally about him(customer)?

If you walk through the bank without burning your fingers, then God was with you.

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