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CrimeRe: Serial Billionaire ‘Fraudster’ Remanded In Prison by GeneralGaricks: 11:25pm On Nov 27, 2012
docjuli: CreditRegistry, Credit Reference Company (CRC) and others are there to provide lenders with information about borrowers. It is required by banks to subscribe to at least two credit bureaux.

Something tells me there is more to this story.
Credit registry my foot.

I have worked in the bank for 5years and the credit report comes as 'Positive' or 'Negative'.

Credit registry only capture loans above N1m. If i collect 10 loans from 10 different banks worth N900,000 each, no credit registry in Nigeria captures it. Yet am indebted to a total sum of N9m to 10banks each below the expected reporting threshold of N1m.There are defects and account officers in banks work over these things to grant any loan they want to. If i havent granted loans in my past career, at least 100 loans.

Also note that the statement of account he forged doesnt provide thesame info like a credit bureau would. Okay his multiple ID's would make him different persons at different banks.

The only source of info to Stanbic on that man's capacity/turnover is the statement of account he gets from other banks. Stanbic cant even attach that statement in a letter to GTB and get a reasonable response....

''Nah who sabi thief fit catch thief''.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With A Nairalander. How Do I Reach Her??? by GeneralGaricks(op): 10:57pm On Nov 27, 2012
Dyt: Attention seekin mofo
Hello, am sincere...

luvmijeje: U too?
Yes, am in love...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With A Nairalander. How Do I Reach Her??? by GeneralGaricks(op): 10:56pm On Nov 27, 2012
::Andrew:::
Or can you manage gay? grin grin grin
With all due respect sir, i cant do gay. Am a christian.
RomanceRe: After 1 Year, She Said Yes But....... by GeneralGaricks: 10:44pm On Nov 27, 2012
dmcdad: Ha ha ha ha ha ga ga ga ga ga. This guy, u 2 funny.. Naija gurlz dn really suffer 4 ur hand
and vice versa
RomanceRe: After 1 Year, She Said Yes But....... by GeneralGaricks: 10:27pm On Nov 27, 2012
life_style:
I feel like keeping both of them, I find it difficult to drop one for the other that's why i am here to seek advice.

If i drop the stubborn girl, i will be at lost. And if i drop the "easy girl" she will think i lied to take advantage of her. undecided
So u now want to take advantage of both of them. How will you be at a loss dropping the stubborn onehuh

It is obvious the stubborn girl through careless talk has found out from her friend that the two of you are unto something, that is why she said yes after one week you met her friend.
RomanceRe: After 1 Year, She Said Yes But....... by GeneralGaricks: 10:16pm On Nov 27, 2012
life_style: Hello everyone,

I am in a very confused and devastated state as i write this, After my ex jilted me few years ago, i decided to move on with my life and start all over again - It has been difficult i must confess. sad

I meet a girl that I admire, she is beautiful,tall,slim, fair in complexion and most importantly, hard working + she is a calabar girl.

I decided to ask her out but she turned my proposal down immediately, i advised her to think about it letting her understand that the plans i have for her is of good and not of evil but she was adamant.

I persisted trying to convince her but all my efforts proved abortive. she was very stubborn, it got to a point where she said she will never give in no matter what i say or do and advised me to give up on her.

Given up means losing, i don't want to be tagged a loser, i hate losing, i have invested a lot and i couldn't afford to let go at that point. undecided

Last month she introduced her friend to me and i took them out for a lunch date, her friend is beautiful- birds of a feather, we chatted and had fun, i thought that was all but i was amazed when i saw her request on facebook to be my friend, i added her and we started chatting.

A week later, i asked her out and she inquired about my relationship with her friend but i told her there was nothing between us and sincerely speaking as at that time there was nothing. angry

Surprisingly, the same day i asked her out she said YES. I was happy. Two weeks later, the first/stubborn girl said YES, After a year. undecided i was speechless. Now i am confused i don't know what to do.

Please, I will like to know if any one has ever been in this situation of mine ? ever dated two friends at the same time? what was the out come ? can i eat my cake and have it ?

I will like to stop here, waiting for mature advice on what to do cos i am in a confused state.

Thank you in advance.
I give you the priviledge of picking one first then hand me the second one. That way, everybody is happy.
RomanceRe: Help!!!girls That Demand For Money by GeneralGaricks: 9:56pm On Nov 27, 2012
Morayo747: Lol this is so funny good Lord.
Me too dey laugh.

But seriously, i had once met a girl and got her number and the first time i called her, she requested for recharge card. I offered it to her taking her for a dumb girl but she continued that way till i proposed marriage then she did her worst. When i was talking about building the relationship, she was always referring to money. Nah poverty shaa. I just walked away. She started crying wolf.

Another desperate girl who i had been helping without her making any requests, now decided to make a request for money which i declined. She sort of refused receiving me the next time i visited her, so i kept away. Nah she come return dey tell me say the guy she wan marry don jolt her. Why he no go jolt you huh Crazy bitches that think from their anus....
RomanceRe: Help!!!girls That Demand For Money by GeneralGaricks:
Okay...
CrimeRe: Serial Billionaire ‘Fraudster’ Remanded In Prison by GeneralGaricks: 9:17pm On Nov 27, 2012
moreeni: True talk.What happened to bank-bank information? Stanbic should have investigated his account history with GTB.
These banks antagonize eachother. There is no way one bank will know the account turnover of a customer in a second bank. Even when bank 'A' writes bank 'B', the response will be sketchy and wont carry weight. Something like, ''yes he has been our customer for 5yrs''. ''This information is without liability on our institution''. Such crap.
CrimeRe: Serial Billionaire ‘Fraudster’ Remanded In Prison by GeneralGaricks: 9:09pm On Nov 27, 2012
Hope no be our own Billyonaire huh

Ahhh, i for wonder...
RomanceRe: His Facebook Girlfriend Dont Want To Leave His House by GeneralGaricks: 8:06pm On Nov 27, 2012
lefulefu: no be wetin i talk ooo.i say he want her to leave but she no wan gree leave.he don already give her all the signs dat her presence for im houuse don too long but she no dey code.she still dey the house grin
Your pally shouldnt be tired in doing good. Since he has squatted her for 2months, he can do better.

Has he gotten tired of yanshing. Isnt that why he invited her huh

Is it easy for a babe to catch a SHELL guy. I advice that girl to stay put. Nothing will make her go again for better for worse. Hehehehe. * i laugh in swahili *.
RomanceRe: I'm Sleeping With My Boss In The Office by GeneralGaricks: 7:53pm On Nov 27, 2012
cindyrella: **Following**
follow, follow. Do you know where the poster is heading to huh

You never change huh
RomanceRe: I'm Sleeping With My Boss In The Office by GeneralGaricks: 7:52pm On Nov 27, 2012
cindyrella: **Following**
RomanceRe: I'm Sleeping With My Boss In The Office by GeneralGaricks: 7:51pm On Nov 27, 2012
don buchi: My boss a divorcee in her late 45s, has 2 children and her husband lives abroad with one of the child, children
Bombastic elemental english. Continue the story. Let me see how you blew it.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneI Am In Love With A Nairalander. How Do I Reach Her??? by GeneralGaricks(op): 7:41pm On Nov 27, 2012
Please am in love with a Nairalander. How do i tell her without others finding out what we are cooking huh

Seun please help. I could marry her. I hope things work out.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Fires DG Of BPE by GeneralGaricks: 7:33pm On Nov 27, 2012
acidtalk: Moderators ban this foo*l and DELETE his name from your database.

Let's start cleansing Nigeria by erradicating moor*ons like this.
mmmustapha the moo*ron, sorry rather askin a question ''is mmmustapha a moor*on''.

If yes, ban him.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Fires DG Of BPE by GeneralGaricks: 7:23pm On Nov 27, 2012
ifee-gee:
Pls,what is with the 1st,2nd and 3rd to comment,is there any form of incentive for the positions on this forum?
Yes, the incentive is you did get a ban when caught.

Watch my signature, i can never in my life say '' first to comment'' again..... NEVER.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Fires DG Of BPE by GeneralGaricks: 7:20pm On Nov 27, 2012
Abujafood: Good News or bad News?
All of the above.

I see her raising a mansion in 6months time with her loot, reminiscent of public offfice holders in Nigeria.

Bad country with good people like me.
Foreign AffairsRe: British Woman Arrested In Dubai For Having Sex In A Taxi by GeneralGaricks: 7:16pm On Nov 27, 2012
val_dubem: shebi na him wife? make dem carry on jare (dem fit even do am inside court room)
Hypocrite taxi man. Jealousy go kill am, did he want to get his own share huh

The man was enjoying his wife and he was drunk. QED.....

He could also pay you hotel charges if you were annoyed they would soil you car seat.....hmmm. What did i say huh
Foreign AffairsRe: British Woman Arrested In Dubai For Having Sex In A Taxi by GeneralGaricks: 7:14pm On Nov 27, 2012
val_dubem: shebi na him wife? make dem carry on jare (dem fit even do am inside court room)
Hypocrite taxi man. Jealousy go kill am, did he want to get his own share huh

The man was enjoying his wife and he was drunk. QED.....

He could also pay you hotel charges if you were annoyed they would soil you car seat.....hmmm. What did i say huh
Foreign AffairsRe: British Woman Arrested In Dubai For Having Sex In A Taxi by GeneralGaricks: 7:06pm On Nov 27, 2012
Series22: Hahahahaha @ dis is dubai, not a mosque. Evrybodi drinks.
*it might interest u to knw dat am sending dis post 4rm my Nokia C1*
Am sure you wont be able to comment in the next 2 weeks.

This is Nairaland and you did get banned making drunk comments.
Christianity EtcRe: How To Prevent Falling Asleep In Church by GeneralGaricks: 7:00pm On Nov 27, 2012
^^ Thanks for the lectures.

Emptiness of thread shows how much people value churchgoing.
CrimeRe: Newspaper Vendor Murdered For Turning Down Free Reader by GeneralGaricks: 6:22pm On Nov 27, 2012
Eneze1: what could have caused this senseless killing?
An idle mind is the devil's workshop. A person who has refused to help himself is helped by the devil.

Okay, he reads papers for free. He even steals papers. Isnt he a criminal huh

Now a murderers reward awaits him.... I wonder.
FashionRe: Top 3 Factors That Makes A Woman Sexy? by GeneralGaricks: 6:10pm On Nov 27, 2012
J12: Guys. When you say a woman is sexy, what three important factors do you think influenced your decision to tag her as "sexy"
Face, bre.ast and but.t.ocks.

Height if you care for fourth point.
Christianity EtcRe: Picture Of A Deeper Life Couple On Their Wedding Day. by GeneralGaricks: 6:06pm On Nov 27, 2012
ochallo: I don't believe this couple are going to have sex , the whole night would be sent praying and thanking GOd.
What a beautiful couple. Waiting for my wedding.

I hate seeing female unclothedness in public.
CelebritiesRe: CoolFM 's Dotun Suspended For Hitting Female Co-worker by GeneralGaricks: 5:59pm On Nov 27, 2012
acidtalk: Na this kin people JIM IYKE dey flog like small pikin when him catch them.

See the other big foo*l Jim beat like a small kid at a club some years back only for the Ole to turn his junior colleague to a bunching bag. I am talking of that big headed Olisah Adibua

Dotun watch your back, Jimmy is coming for you too.
So Jim Iyke is a serial beater or your bouncer huh
CelebritiesRe: CoolFM 's Dotun Suspended For Hitting Female Co-worker by GeneralGaricks: 5:56pm On Nov 27, 2012
chipmunkey: Damn i knew that dude was arrogant. shocked
Shattap. And everyone at the station said she deserved it. Were you there huh
PhonesRe: Nokia Unveils Asha 205, 205 Dual-SIM Qwerty Handsets by GeneralGaricks: 5:25pm On Nov 27, 2012
I love Nokia. I use 3 Nokia phones.










BUT THIS STORY IS TOO LOOOOONG!!!!! shocked
HealthRe: Top 5 Regrets People Make On Their Deathbed by GeneralGaricks: 5:11pm On Nov 27, 2012
So none of them regretted living a sinful life huh
CrimeRe: Pictures From The Robbery Attack In Auchi, Edo State by GeneralGaricks: 5:00pm On Nov 27, 2012
bigfat: [size=15pt]CAN SOMEBODY give us full details about what happened here ?did they rob both banks access and GTB bank and ALSO ROB THE the police STATION..[/size]
They must have attacked the police station closest to the two banks to forestall police intervention leading to the burning of the police vehicle.

That is the most logical sense behind the police post attack.
FashionRe: Kate Henshaw Is The Face Of Blessing Perfume by GeneralGaricks: 4:29pm On Nov 27, 2012
She is laughing too much in the pix. What the hell is the photographer showing her huh
CelebritiesRe: Today Is Don Jazzy's Birthday by GeneralGaricks: 2:30pm On Nov 27, 2012
happy birthday nwenne ukwu. it's like many great men were born in November. e.g. President jonathan, Don Jazzy and General Garicks.

Thank God for you.

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