₦airaland Forum

Tjra:
He has always been popular among Igbos.

Although, he was very hated as Anambra state governor but he rose to fame before 2023 elections.

He was never hated as State governor of Anambra, the only people who hated him where Ngige loyalists who refused to see anything good in Obi.

I was in Anambra immediately after Obi left office and the people were using him as a yardstick to measure Obiano.

AleAirHub:
If this project pulls through, then BAT has my vote and my full family's vote, as the economic outcome from the project is unlimited. I am watching.

This is a political project that only exists on paper. Not a single work has been done concerning these projects, the only one that has a designated path ( railway path but not rails) after 3 years is the coastal railway.

Kalulu44:
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
But honestly speaking, if no be my Oga sef. I no dey carry run illegal run o.
I dey observe first before I run. What if you run go the direction wey the danger dey

Me Wey school for ABSU? Anybody wey attend that University dey always know what direction the gunshots is coming from, na to take the next available exit na im remain.

Kalulu44:
I swear him surprise them, immediately I hear the shot I know say na him.
But na there you go know say this life still dey sweet many people.
The scattered run that night no get mate 😀😀😀😀

Maybe they thought that Bandits sef don enter area 🤣, me sef go gbera if to say I dey there.

Mordson:
Wow! Didn't expect to read anything about a chameleon on the front page.

That's Reno Omokri right there.

and Kenneth Okonkwo, two of them na same species of chameleon

chatinent:
My brain is not comprehending.

As I read the top and the first sentence and saw amputee chameleon, my brain shut down as though I entered incorrect biometrics.

The cognitive recalcitrance I am currently experiencing is quite profound; despite four diligent perusals of the text, its essential meaning remains stubbornly opaque, eluding my grasp entirely.
I find myself compelled to posit that this intellectual inertia may be a physiological consequence of my recent, rather pedestrian, culinary indulgence—specifically, the bowl of soaked garri I consumed.

I mean, garri submerged with salt and garnished with many things I could wish for in my mind but found one—ice cubes and a fake gold-plated spoon. Ice cubes hammered by hitting the water bottle several times on the wall until I can't even call them cubes.

I may be blind.

But I still see.

Vaguely tho.

It appears my neural faculties have orchestrated a most treacherous betrayal, bestowing upon me a veritable Judas kiss in my hour of analytical need.

See una later. Make I go soak garri.
Yours faithfully ..

Abeg who dey close to this guy? Make una hold am make he no go enter market o.

Kalulu44:
Thank you my Oga and I be Igbo man o.
Hope you enjoy the gist

Na this part wan kpai me with laugh

He rode his bike immediately down there, while entering the street, he shot a bullet into the air.

That your boss arrived like Rambo 🤣🤣 , he no even need to show face to restore peace and harmony for area.

School children and teachers are still in kidnappers den, suffering and getting molested and yet we haven't heard about any plans to rescue them, All these people care about is politics and how to enrich themselves.

How any sensible adult in Oyo state can be comfortable going to sleep while kids as little as 2 and 4 years old are spending their nights under such conditions is beyond me.

ericmor:
Is not those in that picture you will see for 300k in Lagos

How much are these ones going for in Lagos?

RYEOFARMS:
Perhaps you misinterpret the birds we're talking about

Its common knowledge amongst owners of the breed
In btw I'm specifically referring to IRN
I own a pair currently going to 2yrs now

Ok, I have never owned an Indian Ringed Neck before, I don't even think I've seen it before Tbh. I thought you were referring to the Chestnut fronted Macaw species like in the OP which is a talkative and easy for me to befriend even though it was not mine.
Actually, the first time I saw the bird when I came to visit my Aunt in PH, I wanted to touch through his cage and he was aggressive and wouldn't let me close, so I went down at the street and bought ₦100 cubes of sugar the next morning and gave him one cube that morning, he took it and crushed it and was looking at me for more, that's how I knew he enjoyed it. Then in the evening I gave him another one and after he ate it I tried to touch him again and he immediately brought his head forward and lowered it, I gave him a scratch and that was it. Very easy 😁.

LamineF:
Lol you so funny. How cool is the interface when I gave you 2 strong probs with?
They're just mid; they don't retain transactions details

It's mid yeah, but the issue of retaining transaction details is an app glitch I believe, I just checked my transaction details on the app and it was there. Of you can't see transaction details then try uninstalling the app and reinstalling again maybe that would solve it for you.

But all in all, I don't trust smartcash enough to put anything more than ₦2,000 in the account.

Ndistar:
Am sure you didn't read. It

Most people commenting here only read the half truth headline anyway.

Tenses:
With this well crafted and detailed epistle, you have erased any doubts that this is a smear campaign against Smartcash.

The question, who's bankrolling you?

You must be out of your mind to say this. The issue with smartcash have experienced by a lot of people including me. I was logged out of the account for 2 days, and the cashback no longer works.

LamineF:
Although they've bad system.
You buy prepaid meter, you won't see token until you mail them (Try n see)

You can't access customer service on the app. Their interface is very 4 centuries ago

the interface is data friendly though, it's very simple and uncomplicated.

unite4real:
Never had an issue with smartcash.
After reading this I decided to carry out some transactions and it was all smooth as before.

I experienced some issues with them. I was logged out of the app but I was able to access my account through ussd. I have regained access to the app but I no longer receive cashback. But I never had any issues with my transactions, I thought that the issue was just App exclusive and had nothing to do with the account itself.

Therepentant:
I used smartcash like almost daily. I do not experience all this. I get my cash back and all.

you're one of the lucky ones, I was logged out of the app for 2days, but I was accessing my account through the ussd code and I stopped receiving cashback since the upgrade.

Oisagbai78:
Thank God I nor dey use them. Even the Momo PSB of MTN sef, na small small Money I dey put inside in case if something like this happen! Airtel network these day's is seriously worse than anything! I nor dey even use their network too often sef. Na MTN I dey use pass.

Glo is currently the worst network provider at the moment. Not only is their service very poor, the company itself is very fraudulent.

CBTxFactor:
This is serious. This is my first experience with this so I wasn't familiar with their game.

I no longer get the 10% cashback and I was abruptly logged out of my account on the App. I was still able to access the account through the ussd code. But 2days later I was able to log in to the app and it asked for my pin which I provided, since then no issues.
The thing about smartcash is that I don't put anything above ₦2,000 in that account, I mostly use it for data purchase and nothing else.

Stephen0mozzy:
Oya, no forming.. coman talk true.

One of the biggest jokes in the Digital space today is "make is sound very human". Human beings asking a machine, to make its output simulate a human. Who you dey whyne?

Of course, that's the beauty of technology, yen yen yen, people adapt. Some will give analogy of writing with pen, to using typewriter then word processors on computers - but in all these the skill of coming up with valid thoughts, logically related points and following grammatical rules was on you and steadily improved over time.

Now, most people jus throw in their "half formed" idea of what they want into any of the LLMs and gradually their writing or even reasoning skills begin to atrophy.

First, it was social media and terrible abbreviations, then people no longer knew when to use "am" vs "I'm", "is" vs "it's" vs "its", "there" vs "their".

Oh me? I love writing gan, I already do enough augmenting my daily tasks with AI alright, like coding assistant, but NEVER in expressing my thoughts.

So, who's up for a challenge... Test yourself if you still know how to write.



No AI submissions.
No prize sha, but you could impress someone.

That was last week on this site,

Freshtruth:
I don't understand ooo shey them say pdp get problem what is people still doing there?

Goodluck Johnathan should come out openly and debunk d rumors and he should stop the silence or we will stage a protest at otokwe

You couldn't even get his Community right

RYEOFARMS:
I keep em too
Indian ringed necks
Yes they do talk but the trick is to handrails them from young most breeders don't do that its more difficult training them at that age you got them because it'dtake time beforethey get to trust you at all before they are now even calm enoughto learn

You have better chances with raisingthem from day one of their lives

I don't think what you said here is entirely true, especially about them taking a long time to trust you if you get them at a nature age. It didn't take me two days to befriend one and gain his trust, all I did was to give it a cube of sugar in the morning and in the evening and the bird was submitting his head for scratches the next day.

OgThanos:
The elephant that swims in coconut oil does not use ATM to buy meat at the pharmacy.”

Wisdom Will not kpai you

webincomeplus:
Hahaha. Not surprised at all seeing Bangladesh and Pakistan -- two of our fellows in the "shitholesphere".

Na them be our classmates at the institute of Shithology

Deximuz84:
If you don't want to use their bank again why not just forget the account and it will automatically go dormant instead of all this plenty talk

It does not go dormant even if you just stop using the Bank. They will still be sending you mails. I stopped using GTB since 2016 and they still send me mails and monthly bank statements.

Splendour99:
On the 18th of May, I visited the branch at Ojodu and wrote a letter requesting a closure of all my accounts. However, they tossed me back and forth saying I had liens (negative balances) that I had to settle. How those negative balances came about, only God knows. Because I do not withdraw overdrafts on any of my accounts, including my dollar account which had a negative balance of $0.04.

So I told them I will pay the negative I am owing them, that they should all be summed up and let me know the full amount. However, they kept tossing me back and forth. They said I owe stamp duty charges of 6.98 on my first savings account, 41.88 on my second savings, and various SMS charges.

My people, how did stamp duty become 6.98 and 41.88? Isn't the official charge for Stamp Duty 50 naira for each 10k and above transaction? This is what angered me the most, that because of their dishonesty, I must close my accounts because I can no longer trust them. Even my dollar account which had a negative balance of $0.04, I requested they convert it to Naira because there is no way I can get $0.04, but they did not listen. They keep tossing me back and forth, and I almost lost my composure and patience. Had I created a scene, they would have brought the police to handcuff me and take me to the station that I am constituting a nuisance in the bank. Only God will judge this bank because what they have done to me is very wrong.

I hope the authorities get to see this and investigate. I will visit them again soon and attempt to close the accounts, and hopefully they accede to my request.

You should have created a scene at the Bank, that's the only way they would have taken you seriously. In 2016 I had some issues with GTbank that stressed me greatly for 1 whole month and I was able to get it resolved by creating a scene and demanding to see the manager.
UIt's a decade now since I stopped banking with them.

Akpakomiza2:
Sorry how did hope win his reelection again? While Tinubu lost imo, APC cleared nasss seats. Hope in 2023 primary supported lawan

He won reelection and APC cleared nASS seats but couldn't get 25% in IMO State in the presidential election. if you still don't understand the implication of that then I can't help you.

sharone21:
ThIs is what cost your principal from West, Ukwunzu with Benin Idumuje-Ugboko royal blue blood his Senatorial position.....He argued that Okowa too claimed to be from the East but forgot that his( Okowa) was for a national position NOT indigenous one representing the ABORIGINALS.

Until Obi declared his stand with us and not being silent b4 he will see ANIOMA people's votes

You're just mumbling a whole lot of nonsense. The ika leaders have identified as Igbo, the Edo people have made it known that Ika are not Bini by marginalising and suppressing the Ika people, and yet you're here claiming ancestry with those who have made it known that you and them are not the same people. Ika speaks igboid language and not Edoid, their culture and traditions are closely igboid . Even Okowa himself have made it clear that he's an Igboman from the South South.

brain54:
Jealousy dey worry your mama...


Meanwhile, try dey appreciate your step mom more. Even if it isn't a full ram of her own - maybe due to financial implications, you can gift her cash or something.


I saw the other thread you did and people gave you that advice but you seem not to have taken it.


As for the price of the rams I don't know if it is a fair deal... 800k for the three splits the amount for each to roughly 266k. The last time I bought a ram it was around 40k for a full mature bigger looking ram than the ones you posted years ago.


I understand the economic realities of the country is different now. But I wasn't expecting the gap to be that wide sincerely. Some years ago that 266k was the price of a very big cow.


Which way Nigeria? It is well fah!

Rams right now is about 280k-300k

Things are not funny in the country now and yet some 1dïōts are standing on some shriveled mandate

Caaz:
Let it not be innocent human beings your step mum has turned into rams like this sha.

Na comments like this dey carry me come this site 🤣🤣

kpankpangolo:
…and yours? Oh, you didn’t drop one. I don’t waste my time in 2026. Find someone else.

He's been arrested and under; questioning. You think that they will question him if it was scripted?

Una IQ sha

Peacecore:
How do you know if the media know nothing about it? Just being curious because I know how rotten the system is.

1. I know one of his colleagues at that Ajiwe police station

2. I know lawyers who were involved in that case

3. I was following the court proceedings

It's not that the media was not aware of the execution, they reported the death penalty judgement, but the actual execution itself was kept out of the public, maybe because of the policeman's wife and little kids. They don't want them going through the trauma of seeing how their loved one was killed