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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Twitter To Recruit Experts Of Nigerian Languages For Its Operations In Ghana by GeneralPula: 9:27am On Apr 13, 2021
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Politics › Re: Adamu Garba, Others React As Twitter Picks Ghana As African Headquarters by GeneralPula: 7:29am On Apr 13, 2021
AdakaBoro8:
thats why i said go read history.. i said igbo massacre not biafra war..
I don’t give a f about Igbo whatever..

All I’m saying is the standard of living was better off until 1999..
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba, Others React As Twitter Picks Ghana As African Headquarters by GeneralPula: 7:17am On Apr 13, 2021
AdakaBoro8:
life had always been a cruelty ever since amalgmation of north and south.. military evil rule, igbo massacre, bloody coups, niger delta republic war 1966, biafra republic war 1967, my brother u need to read histories..
I’m talking of standard and cost of living..

Which one is Igbo massacre? Are you saying Nigerian army killed Igbos and Biafra army didn’t kill Nigerians at all?
Crime › Re: Daunte Wright's Killing Was 'accidental' Says US Police (Photos) by GeneralPula: 7:02am On Apr 13, 2021
All these things started from slavery, back in the Olden days and I don’t see it stopping cuz till today, they still see us more or less like a slave..

They even introduced a bleaching cream so we could bleach off our skin...Ohh, thanks to the extreme unfortunate low self esteem beings we have among blacks..

Black people all around the world needs to understand that the whites never loved us..

2pac and other notable blacks fought for this. They were all killed !

As long as blacks will always want to envy anything from the whites, and as long as the whites will always want to discriminate anything from the blacks, these sort of killings can never stop !
Crime › Re: Police Rescue Kidnap Victim, Arrest Drug Dealer In Delta by GeneralPula: 7:01am On Apr 13, 2021
Flatinoz doing wetin dem sabi do best!
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba, Others React As Twitter Picks Ghana As African Headquarters by GeneralPula: 6:30am On Apr 13, 2021
Colonelswitz101:
Oh my God, how do we progress as a nation when we have sophisticated fo0ls like u making up a greater percentage of the nigerian population? It's really helplessly painful.
Don’t be unfortunate..
Life as a Nigerian was better off until 1999..
Ask your Elders before coming to bark at me..
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba, Others React As Twitter Picks Ghana As African Headquarters by GeneralPula: 12:15am On Apr 13, 2021
nwakibie3:
Great country my a$$
Did you know that life wasn’t this cruel in Nigeria before the emergence of PDP in 1999?
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba, Others React As Twitter Picks Ghana As African Headquarters by GeneralPula: 12:06am On Apr 13, 2021
nwakibie3:
See as this one dey disgrace himself just like admumu garbage
Respect to my great country Nigeria...

Things may be bad, but still at this bad condition, Ghana is no match..
Career › Re: Your Experiences With Chinese Bosses As Nigerians by GeneralPula: 12:03am On Apr 13, 2021
maximunimpact:
Never will a foreigner boss me in my own country
Nah man you be!
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba, Others React As Twitter Picks Ghana As African Headquarters by GeneralPula: 11:58pm On Apr 12, 2021
Someone7:
No electricity! Common electricity. When every single day there are multiple power outages. Who wants to spend all his money buying diesel? Joker Giant of Africa
Is there no light in your area?
There’s at least 22 hours of light in my area everyday.
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba, Others React As Twitter Picks Ghana As African Headquarters by GeneralPula: 11:56pm On Apr 12, 2021
Nigeria is safer with the hypocrisy of Twitter. We shall have to improve on our methods for elimination of fake news on the informationspace.

“They just hate Nigeria because they know that the only country that can be the next African super power, fully democratic, highly mobile population and good working age population is Nigeria

“Twitter came to Ghana to target Nigerian market. They won’t admit they need us, but we know.”


This is the truth..
Twitter can’t deny that Nigeria isn’t their highest customers in Africa..

Twitter CEO won’t pick Ghana without contacting some politicians. Every goddamn social platform is being influenced by politicians - we saw what they did to trump !

If you no get money for sub, you no go fit see Twitter use. Abi shey the office go make Ghanians to dey use Twitter for free?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Twitter Chooses Ghana As Its Headquarters For Africa Operations by GeneralPula: 5:10pm On Apr 12, 2021
It’s all politically influenced..

And it cause Ghana is still dancing to USA tune..
Crime › Re: Court Convicts 11 Internet Fraudsters In Port Harcourt by GeneralPula: 4:36pm On Apr 12, 2021
A prison is life a safe place for a yahoo boy that knows how to dine with elders !

lipsrsealed
Family › Re: So This Is Marriage? by GeneralPula: 10:51am On Apr 12, 2021
Problems for people getting married!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by GeneralPula: 9:50am On Apr 12, 2021
Nelson Mandela couldn’t achieve all his dream from freeing the entire South Africans from white people..
Politics › Re: Mother Of Three Slumps As POWA Demolishes Shops by GeneralPula: 9:47am On Apr 12, 2021
Joysticks:
They are association of police officers wives whose main objective is to inflict and intimidate junior officers wives.
Nawaoo
With that small power, what if they have more powers..
Nawaoo

Junior police officers are always suffering tho, even the men..

The bosses will put the police junior on some nonsense shift just as to be able to sleep with his wife..
Health › Re: AKA‘s Fiancée, Nelli Tembe Commits Suicide, Jumps Off A Skyscraper by GeneralPula: 9:36am On Apr 12, 2021
JaceBlaze:
He only had beef with Burna Boy,and the fact that you and many of your homeboyz are emotionally attached to Burna is not AKA's fault.
AKA been having this Lowkey hatred for Nigeria singers ever since..

He has this mentality that Nigeria singers are overrated while SA singers are underrated. He’s always act like they’re suppose to be on the same level in terms of music ratings..

He could access the likes of Davido and Wizkid for years and when he had the opportunity with burna boy, he had to passed his hatred message..

They’re always massaging AKA ego in SA but he’s not even as good as Nasty C & this other guy that sang with Davido..
Politics › Re: Mother Of Three Slumps As POWA Demolishes Shops by GeneralPula: 9:30am On Apr 12, 2021
Joysticks:
Jealousy is brewing among policemen whose wives don't own a shop in the market.They want to allocate shops to their idle housewives.
What does this powa do?

Hearing about them for the first time..
Romance › Re: I've Caught Another "Sister In The Church" by GeneralPula: 6:33am On Apr 12, 2021
That you met her in church does not make her a church girl..

Most church girls today are filled with Repentance hookup girls or hookup girls that are wanting to repent..

They always want a church mind brother that they can easily manipulate..

Fear a hoe you met in church. They’re always with trap. Won’t be surprise if she tells you not to use condom for the fvucks..
Romance › Re: Male Friends With Benefit Needed - Lagos by GeneralPula: 10:41pm On Apr 11, 2021
Must live on the Island or on the Mainland.

Please those in Ojo down to Badagry or Festac and anything from Ipaja and it's environs should not bother claiming Mainland. Kindly do not send me a mail.


Hookup girls..
Nah them get this punch line..

I don tell una be that..
Health › Re: Who Can I Report This Rape Case To? Doctors Help by GeneralPula: 10:21pm On Apr 11, 2021
Kandeed:
I know the Heading is totally different from the body of the message but I really can't help but come here to seek for help. Gentlemen I'm worse than an addict to anything sex and anything that has to do with me relieving this strong urge. brothers this urge is too much for me and it as though I was created with the urge of 5men. and ever since I got over sex masturbation from no where took the baton from sex and I don't know the conversation that ensued btwn the out going sex and the incoming masturbation but it want to look like sex told masturbation to be more hand n tough on me taking control of my libido with iron hand like how we port from frying pan (Jonathan) to the real fire (Buhari)

One particular time, I got fed up and was determined to stop and stop masturbating after which I was able to go 3weeks n bout 4days without masturbating and was bout celebrating a month and off a sudden this urge pooped in that I couldn't get over sex scene flashing to my mind that the only time the thing would free me is if I'm walking. but if I relax to read or keep me busy the urge keep flashing n my dick would feel like leaving it's spot to look out. Do I now start trekking to Lagos so that in 3days i for don reach and it'd be a month without masturbation already. I left my books, close my system, took my bags n was ready to start trekking to Lagos. as I tried bursting out to the other street I saw Fulani herdsmen with their cattle roaming. Ahh this is a bad sign I'm seeing yii o I overlook am and continued my trek only to see another Fulani herdsmen this time they were two and with larger number of cows. I finally squared my mind this was a bad sign n I thought if I continue this trek journey n Fulani grab me for road enter bush they might kill my enemy and my manhood that wants to put me in trouble will still continue to live forever. hmmm that was how I retired back home n gave in to my urge. mehnn I masturbated n I was irritating to myself and felt like cutting the balls off like kuku leave me once n for all. This is no falacy or illusion but masturbation do drive Good things and Good Fortune from you

It continued for some days, I stopped when I went for prayers n deliverance but when it's almost a month I'd still do it again (which happens to be today) Tho I'm not tall at all but this is the Height of it and I'm begging if there's any sex therapist here who can recommend drugs for me to help reduce my sexual urge drastically or even kill it. I tried seeing a sex therapist at UCH but the money I was told to pay bfr seeing doctor I'm sure would be x3 more than what I'll pay for drugs and then I remembered this wonderful forum smiley and I do hope I find the best doctor fit for my predicament

PS; please this is not a joking stuff I really do need help abeg my people

Cc; dleaf telim zolajpower GeneralPula SEGLIZ efficiencie
What sort of hardcore sexual urge is that?
How will you be reading & still be having erection at the same time? Nah erotic stories you dey read?

It’s only God that can deliver you here bro
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Disguises As A Woman To Escape After Killing A Foreigner - pics by GeneralPula: 10:08pm On Apr 11, 2021
The shape of the head don do the justification..
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Called A Wrong Number That Resulted In A Relationship? by GeneralPula: 10:03pm On Apr 11, 2021
But why be say nah Hausa people dey call wrong number pass?

Nah inside movie that kind thing deh happen OP !
Nairaland General › Re: Two Things You Can Never Engage In? by GeneralPula: 9:48pm On Apr 11, 2021
sapphiere:
Op hmm this your question is hard to answer o. I can't really tell what I will never engage in. Anything can happen.

Situations make people change. I remember when I was young, I'd tell myself that I will never follow a man to a hotel. If he can't take me to his house he should forget. But situation changed things.


Also, I vowed never to involved myself in abortion but a guy I dated sometimes ago after getting me pregnant gave me abortion drugs to take.

So this your question is hard to answer. Anything can happen. I'm always praying for the best while being prepared for the worst.

These were the 3 things I vowed never to do when I was young but I did them due to situations I found myself at that time. And since I've done these 3 things, I can possibly do anything.
1. Sleeping with a man in a hotel.
2. Doing abortion. (Did my first abortion at the age of 16. I was naive. Did the last one at the age of 19)

3. Sleeping with a married man. (my lecturer who disturbed me a lot and frustrated me academically till I bowed to his pressure).

I'm always praying for God's help and directions.

Being a girl child is not easy. Once you're 16 you buy almost everything for yourself. And girls things are quite expensive.
For instance, you need at least 1500 to make hair while a boy would cut hair with 200. You need to buy body cream and soap while a boy can survive without cream. Not to mention buying of pads.

I can't remember when last my parents bought clothes for me.
At 16 I was left alone to fend for myself. The only thing I benefitted from them was food and shelter. Every other thing I had I provided for myself.

To be a woman is not easy.
The question is 2 things you can’t do and you’re here telling us situation and condition..

90% of hoes are always having this same story line. Condition, situation, how they’ve been left alone for so long..

All this to justify why you became a hoe..

Yeye..
TV/Movies › Re: I Hate ZEE WORLD WITH PASSION by GeneralPula: 9:34pm On Apr 11, 2021
That’s the movie that’s brainwashing a lot of naija girls with fantasy..

The movies are the most useless set of movies ever!

It’s better to watch Aki & pawpaw..
Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Remarries After Over 10 Years Of Separation And Divorce (Pix) by GeneralPula: 8:04pm On Apr 11, 2021
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Sports › Re: Roy McDonough: UK's 'Dirtiest' Footballer Slept With Over 400 Women by GeneralPula: 7:09pm On Apr 11, 2021
Very good..
Christianity Etc › Re: The Lords Chosen: Ex Cult Member, Robber, Drug Addict, Surrender To Jesus by GeneralPula: 10:49am On Apr 11, 2021
tutudesz:
No difference at all undecided So religious leaders now have the power to forgive criminals undecided
The mata just got me fed up bro
Christianity Etc › Re: The Lords Chosen: Ex Cult Member, Robber, Drug Addict, Surrender To Jesus by GeneralPula: 9:53am On Apr 11, 2021
How are they different from repentance terrorist?
Christianity Etc › Re: Ladies, Beware Of Demon-possessed Guys Out There by GeneralPula: 9:44am On Apr 11, 2021
You’re saying ladies should fear Demons in men or wah?

Are women not Demons?
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s External Debt Grows By 411% In 8 Years — Actionaid by GeneralPula: 9:34am On Apr 11, 2021
Kondomatic:
Let's blame Jonathan as usual
Sure..

Was Jonathan any better? Jonathan earned highest Nigeria ever earned from oil yet, the nation was in shambles all through his tenure..

What did Jonathan do for his state, Bayelsa?
What did he do for south south?
South east that is licking Ass, what did he do for them?
Let’s not even ask what he did for Nigeria..

Shebi Buhari is still favoring his fellow northerners, wetin Jona do for his south south people?

Yet you pipu will be acting like Jonathan is any better..

Buhari is better than Jona 100% because both of them are failures but one failure seems to be better than the other..

Celebrities › Re: Davido Visits Dapo Abiodun Two Days After Visiting Timipre Sylva (Photos) by GeneralPula: 8:19am On Apr 11, 2021
This Davido manager too good abeg

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