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Sports › Re: 39 Year-Old Zlatan Ibrahimovic Recalled To Sweden Squad 5 Years After Retiring by GeneralPula: 10:43am On Mar 17, 2021
paulolee:
thats why he is called zlatan d god..
an still waiting for the city of paris to replace the effil tower with zlatan's image so he would be happy.
I soo much loce this guy ego, confidence n balls and i do wonder how happy the media would be bcox dey would be getting more interesting headlines if players like cr7 or messi av such ego n outspoken like zlatan..
remember his bad spell in barca wen pep banned players coming to training with cars, zlatan said he pulled up with a big machine n nobody could talk or fine him bcox he is zlatan..
also when he said all barca players are like school children n scared of pep BT pep is so scared of him pep couldn't look at his face wen talking to him..
pep really suffer for dis guy hand, d worst b say na him use e hand swap a gentle Eto for this zlatan gee with cash...a big fail dt was..
I love the fact that Pep suffered it..

Eto would have been a Barca legend but PEP, somehow, intentionally cut him off..
Politics › Re: Benjamin Kalu: Abia Accounts For 300 Out Of 2300 Gully Erosion Sites In SE by GeneralPula: 10:33am On Mar 17, 2021
Kinematics:
Ndi potopoto grin


"Anambra accounts for about 700"




Chino wharisdis grin grin
Omo, nah only pic I think say these people snap oo..

Dem still sit down drink?

Flatinoz don suffer dang!!
Politics › Re: Benjamin Kalu: Abia Accounts For 300 Out Of 2300 Gully Erosion Sites In SE by GeneralPula: 10:15am On Mar 17, 2021
Guapismo:
You yoruba, Oniro

Which Yoruba do you seeing going to benin, refugees without a single picture evidence, it's all propaganda na
A very useless propaganda
Foreign Affairs › Re: 8 Killed In Shootings At 3 Metro Atlanta Spas. Police Have 1 Suspect In Custody by GeneralPula: 7:54am On Mar 17, 2021
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Family › Re: Woman Allegedly Confesses To Sleeping With Her Boss And Her Husband Two Friends by GeneralPula: 8:47pm On Mar 16, 2021
Mehn...
Crime › Re: Boy Who Stole Yahoo-yahoo Ring Asked To Kill A Baby Before Ring Can Be Removed by GeneralPula: 8:33pm On Mar 16, 2021
Narrating the incident on Nyankonton Mu Nsem on Rainbow Radio 87.5Fm, Rainbow Radio’s Nana Yaw Asare said the young man stole the ring from another friend.

Real definition of everyday for the thief..
Music/Radio › Re: Are The Grammy Awards Worth The Hype? by GeneralPula: 8:12pm On Mar 16, 2021
Grammy nah trash..

Best musicians ever liveth didn’t even win Grammy..

People controlling Grammy are dirty people..
Entertainment › Re: ‏‏‏‏‏‏‏Nairaland Is Now Trending On Twitter. (Pictures) by GeneralPula: 3:46pm On Mar 16, 2021
Nonsense issues requires nonsense responses..
Politics › Re: EFCC Grills Fashola Over Corruption, Demands Asset Documents - Peoples Gazette by GeneralPula: 3:45pm On Mar 16, 2021
milann:
Fashola of all people. Who would have thought? A man i respect so much
Nah nonsense news..
Celebrities › Re: Emanuella Wins Nickelodeon’s ‘Favourite African Social Media Star’ Award by GeneralPula: 3:43pm On Mar 16, 2021
Urban9aira:
you missed the news where they she now own a house ?
No.

I said money, I didn’t say house..
Romance › Re: Lady Expresses The Good Reason To Marry For Love by GeneralPula: 3:28pm On Mar 16, 2021
They’ll put that into consideration when they turn 49..
Health › Re: Emergency Please Help!! by GeneralPula: 3:27pm On Mar 16, 2021
God will deliver you and your friend!!
Romance › Re: Zzor Wins Miss Igala Beauty Pageant by GeneralPula: 3:25pm On Mar 16, 2021
Olobofife:
Zzor, sounds like whor.e.
That breast looks disgusting!!

Spiit!!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Thrown Out By His White Lover For Not Cooking (video) by GeneralPula: 3:18pm On Mar 16, 2021
Sharp guy..

This seems like a format to make wave which is already about making wave..

Food of all things..

Yankee women are not so obsessed with food..
Celebrities › Re: Emanuella Wins Nickelodeon’s ‘Favourite African Social Media Star’ Award by GeneralPula: 3:16pm On Mar 16, 2021
I just hope they’re Saving this girl money for her..

Family problems no dey finish make them no kill her money oo !
Business › Re: EU Reports Nigeria To World Trade Organisation Over Dairy Restrictions by GeneralPula: 3:01pm On Mar 16, 2021
warripekin:
Let them come and invest in animal husbandry and dairy farms here.
Confam..

Instead of bringing in one nonsense milk over..
Politics › Re: Cows Take Over Ondo Streets Despite Ban On Open Grazing By Governor Akeredolu by GeneralPula: 2:55pm On Mar 16, 2021
Racoon:
Lawless cattle herders taking after their grand patron.To the average, fulani man, Nigeria is already a conquered territory courtesy of President Buhari.
This chronic masturbator masturbates on all sort of fake news..
Politics › Re: Cows Take Over Ondo Streets Despite Ban On Open Grazing By Governor Akeredolu by GeneralPula: 2:50pm On Mar 16, 2021
All these 2 by 2 gibberish news are meant for 2 by 2 people..

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Romance › Re: I Get Easily Aroused By Contact With A Lady's Body by GeneralPula: 2:50pm On Mar 16, 2021
Prechgold1180:
Was once like op sha

But when I tested the o


It’a changed for good
Good..

But what’s O?
Christianity Etc › Re: Evangelist Edet: Any Christian Who Celebrates Grammy Winners Will Miss Heaven by GeneralPula: 11:16am On Mar 16, 2021
So nah Biggie and 2pac him dey use do hin analysis..

And who told him Biggie and 2pac won Grammy?

Nonsense..
Romance › Re: I Get Easily Aroused By Contact With A Lady's Body by GeneralPula: 10:43am On Mar 16, 2021
Since you’re a virgin and want to stay a virgin, get a girl to give you a Mouth Action. You need to cum off some cum!

Sometimes if sperm don too full for body, Naso dickk Dey do..
Romance › Re: Bored.. Want To Meet Someone. by GeneralPula: 10:38am On Mar 16, 2021
OP said she wants to meet 1 male friend, about 10 wanna be male friends don drop number lol..

Naso pussy dey hungry una reach..
Business › Re: International Funds Transfer: Flutterwave Teams Up With PayPal by GeneralPula: 10:02am On Mar 16, 2021
noskyboy:
This is good one. I just checked on my Flutterwave dashboard and enabled it. ���
I can see bank accounts?

You linked your bank account right?
Politics › Re: Suspected Herdsmen Tie Oyo Farmer To Tree, Kill Him With Machete by GeneralPula: 9:46am On Mar 16, 2021
inoki247:
shocked shocked

Me I don't even understand again arr this people above the law...

Abi na media Hype....
Nah fake news bro..
Business › Re: Shoprite Concludes Sale Of Its Equity Stake (100%) In Its Nigeria Subsidiary by GeneralPula: 9:43am On Mar 16, 2021
People don’t ever want to read anymore..

All they do is jump and spew trasshhh..
Education › Re: Facts About Korna Anongo Terhemen Who Dropped Out Of UI Medical School by GeneralPula: 9:16am On Mar 16, 2021
Right now, I think the guy needs a proper health treatment, not education..
Politics › Re: Countries Complaining About Nigeria’s Multiple Foreign Exchange Rates – Iweala by GeneralPula: 9:12am On Mar 16, 2021
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Politics › Re: FG Can’t Secure All Schools - Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba Tells Parents, Others by GeneralPula: 8:46am On Mar 16, 2021
Chukwuemeka is a disgrace..
Politics › Re: South-West Governors Are Afraid Of Buhari: Gen. Ishola Williams by GeneralPula: 8:32am On Mar 16, 2021
ivolt:
Ritualists, armed robbers and local kidnappers are arrested and tackled head on but immediately
a Fulani culprit is involved in a crime, you political tools starts crying about avoiding war. If the bandits
wrecking havoc in the SW are Yorubas or from the SE, SS or even neighboring countries, these governors
won't issue ultimatums or waste time to tackle them.

When did fighting crime become a declaration of war?
You’ve been brainwashed with fake news..
Crime › Re: Lagos Launches Manhunt For Man Performing Sexual Acts Inside A Bus by GeneralPula: 8:29am On Mar 16, 2021
Draslo:
Damn. Baba don cast!!


People do this stupid shi a lot as I've come to discover. In 2019 before the pandemic, around November/December, can't remember exactly. I went to a bar around Ikeja and it was just past noon. I really needed a cold Stout because the heat then was just ridiculous to describe. Soon as I got in, I saw a man. He was all alone I guess cause of the time frame. I could tell he was drunk af. He had a leather briefcase on his thighs. I asked the waitress to bring my drink and peanuts. I mostly ignored him, pressing my phone. Next thing I heard was "Oga come dey go abeg e don do. For the past two hours you go just bring your prick out dey spit on top am dey rub am. You think say e dey freak me? I get enough dick for my side." As I looked at him, he was struggling to return his erect penis into his trousers. I was pained that there were only the three of us at the bar. As he made to leave, I said to myself, "I must treat this guy's fuckup." Naso the guy reach near me, I give am just one slap. No be your regular type of slap o. I dey talk about the one that your entire palm will cover the front of the face. My guy fall yakata. As he made to stand up, he rushed me. Naso we begin rack. The waitress went to get the manager and other staff. By the time they got there, Naso one rudeboy ask "How much he don spend here?" The girl replied "Only one Heineken o....since morning" The guy replied "Since that time?" Naso my guy start to collect part 2. Others joined and I did too. He was disgraced out of the lounge/bar.

Omo some people dey ment
You’re not even the owner of the Bar?

What if the man died from the slap? Even the bar people to act like say dem no sabi you..

Learn how to mind your biz next time..
Family › Re: I Regret Getting Married To The Mother Of My Triplets by GeneralPula: 4:46am On Mar 16, 2021
Revolva:
you married a stupid woman........i have seen family of 5 managing with 55k or less and love is there in their two bed room face me face you


that lady is gonna wreck you down......
I’m kinda surprised that a lot of people are saying 55k is nothing..

Everybody dey form audio money..

I’ve seen some families wey kids plenty wey the husband no dey even see 50k a month.
Family › Re: I Regret Getting Married To The Mother Of My Triplets by GeneralPula: 4:17am On Mar 16, 2021
crackhaus:
This has to be the most practical response I have read on this thread so far.

All they require for now is proper planning, and a more appreciative woman who is willing to join in that planning...
Any other thing is complete hogwash.
That was the most sensible response bro..

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