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Christianity Etc › Re: Stop These Sexual Acts In 2019 by GeneralPula: 8:59am On Dec 30, 2019
VeeVeeMyLuv:
yes
Sure... E get as my sex life be sha which I believe we all got as our sex life be!

You can try and see if it’s gonna work out for you!

How often do you Puck? Is it everyday?
Politics › Re: Iwuanyanwu: 2023 President Must Come From South-East by GeneralPula: 8:57am On Dec 30, 2019
Sweeetheart:
Please now give us presidency in Southeast, we Igbo are no more following nnamdi KANU. We are now one Nigeria


Please we are on our kneels
grin
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Corolla Emerges Nigeria’s Car Of The Year by GeneralPula: 3:04am On Dec 30, 2019
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KingAzubuike:
I was at the USA months ago. People who drive these sorta cars are often tagged as poor and suffering. If you aren't in a lambo, Koenigsegg , Aston Martin or Ferrari or some dope Audi or BMW, babes no go even look ur side.


But here in naija person wey dey drive Toyota pencil feels like he has made it in life.
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Stoopid lies!
Celebrities › Re: Jemiriye Adeniji Honoured By Martin Luther King's Family (Photos) by GeneralPula: 8:39pm On Dec 29, 2019
cool
Politics › Re: Iwuanyanwu: 2023 President Must Come From South-East by GeneralPula: 8:13pm On Dec 29, 2019
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Ideyontop:
I support this idea. If the igbos are not given the presidency by the top parties come 2023 then it is clear they don't have a place in Nigeria.
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They won’t be given shilla. They should find their way to Lesotho bother!

Good luck to them!
Politics › Re: Iwuanyanwu: 2023 President Must Come From South-East by GeneralPula: 8:00pm On Dec 29, 2019
Iwuanyanwu is a comedian grin


There’s nothing for Fl@t h£ads P!gzzzzzzz

Celebrities › Re: The Top Earning Instagrammers Of 2019: Cristiano Ronaldo Tops List With £38.2m by GeneralPula: 4:34pm On Dec 29, 2019
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tfash96:
When it comes to social life we know that's for Ronaldo but when it comes to football let's give that to Messix.. That 1 his DNA is football
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Dna ko, RNA ni..
Celebrities › Re: The Top Earning Instagrammers Of 2019: Cristiano Ronaldo Tops List With £38.2m by GeneralPula: 4:33pm On Dec 29, 2019
Jokerman:
Cristiano. A real success story
I tell you mahn
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 29th December 2019 by GeneralPula: 1:28pm On Dec 29, 2019
Okay nah!

Up blues!

Flashback grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Stop These Sexual Acts In 2019 by GeneralPula: 12:02pm On Dec 29, 2019
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Was it sweet, did you enjoy it? Abeg describe the satisfaction u derived from it, what pleasure can it be compared it.

Do fast and answer me, coz am contemplating crossover s** precisely on the 31st.
Was what sweet?

Or you’re asking about the sweetness of having once in a while sex?
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop These Sexual Acts In 2019 by GeneralPula: 9:51am On Dec 29, 2019
Well, I no Dey watch porn or masturbate!

Sex nah once in a while!

I can stay up to 4-5months straight without having sex!

There’s so much to life for a dude than sex sex sex here and there!

Politics › Re: Revocation Of Late Saraki’s Land: ‘Abdulrasaq Has Crossed The Line’ - Saraki by GeneralPula: 9:05am On Dec 29, 2019
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Maxymilliano:
December 28, 2019

PRESS STATEMENT

Revocation of Late Saraki’s Land: ‘Abdulrasaq Has Crossed the Line’

Former Senate President, Dr. Abubakar Bukola Saraki has stated that Kwara State Governor, Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq has crossed the line of decency with his recent efforts to erase the legacies of his (Saraki’s) late father, Dr. Abubakar Olusola Saraki.

Saraki, in a statement he personally signed and released in Lagos today, stated that the war of attrition waged against the legacy of his father and everything that belongs to the late politician simply portrayed the Governor as a man who lacks the sense of history and set out only to fight the Saraki family but not to serve the interest of Kwarans.

“Yesterday night, the Kwara State Governor, Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq finally showed his true colour when he announced his decision to revoke the ownership of a property rightfully held by my late father, Dr. Olusola Abubakar Saraki on Plots 1, 3 and 5 Ilofa Road, GRA, Ilorin popularly known as Ile Arugbo, (Old People’s home) which since the Second Republic, has always been used to host the weekly gathering of a multitude of aged people in the society who are provided food, money and health services, as part of the social welfare programme sponsored by the late politician. The tradition has since been maintained.

“Before now, this same Governor had invited all the members of the State House of Assembly and directed them to commence the process of amending the law to change the name of the State University which the last administration renamed after my late father, Dr. Abubakar Olusola Saraki. He then followed up on this act of vengeance by initiating a bill to rename the University and expunge the name of the late Dr. Abubakar Olusola Saraki. Now, he has decided to also revoke the titles of the landed property which belongs to the late politician. May be, Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq thinks his will be the last administration in Kwara State but definitely, this is self delusion.

“The property had been rightfully allocated to my late father under the name of one of his companies, Asa Investment Limited, since the 1980s and contrary to the claim of the Governor, the land was properly allocated and a Right of Occupancy title issued on it. It should be noted that the excuse given by Abdulrazaq in his revocation order holds no water since it is clear that this is the height of his vengeance against my father, Dr. Abubakar Olusola Saraki and I.

“Till today, many Kwarans have been wondering what problem the Governor has with the late Oloye Abubakar Olusola Saraki or what the late politician did to offend him. It is surprising that of all vacant plots of land in strategic places across Ilorin township, the one that Abdulrahman found useful for his vengeful plan is the one owned by late Dr. Saraki. It is beyond comprehension why a Governor would set as his main agenda the objective of undermining and waging a war of attrition against a man who is no longer around.

“This action is clearly a manifestation of vengeance and it shows that this Governor is not out to serve any public purpose or pursue any development agenda. In his narrow-mindedness, he believes his victory at the polls is an empowerment, entitlement and enablement to settle scores, provoke and pursue inter-family rivalry. Those who voted for the party in power in Kwara State and Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq obviously did not vote for the man to enable him wage war against Dr. Olusola Saraki and his legacies. They expected development and fulfillment of promises.

“If the Governor believes people are not taking stock of his misguided and deceptive actions and that because he is in power, he could do whatever he likes, he must be a joker. Also, this war against the Sarakis will not successfully veil his unpreparedness for governance and divert people’s attention from the glaring lack of visionary, clear-cut plan to deliver on his empty promises to the people. He definitely cannot get away with all the atrocities he has been committing.

“Since the outcome of the elections in March, despite the fact that there are clear grounds to challenge the results in court, I have decided to demonstrate maturity, statemanship and sportsmanship. I have chosen not to make comment on the policies, programmes and actions of the administration in Kwara State or that of its head. Also, I deliberately stayed away from the State to avoid creating any distraction for the administration. My decision is borne out of a genuine restraint to enable the administration settle down and fulfill its numerous promises to the people of our state.

“However, seven months down the line, Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq has shown that its cardinal Programme is to wage war against my late father and I. He has demonstrated that his only competence and astuteness is in the area of viciously assailing the late Oloye Saraki and I. Definitely, he is a man with no sense of history. Enough is enough. Now, he has crossed the line.

“Perhaps, I should let it be known that if Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq thinks he is taking all these actions to get at me, he is only deceiving himself. There is no basis for competition between us. Our paths cannot cross because the status that he is struggling to attain, Almighty Allah has given it to me many years before now. I became Governor 16 years before him and served out my constitutional limit of eight years. Within the period, I was Chairman of Nigerian Governors Forum. I have moved on to serve in the federal legislature and by the grace of God, I headed the National Assembly as the number three man in the country. No matter, how well he tried to rewrite history, it is on record that I left Kwara State a lot better than I met it. In fact, the University that he is struggling to rename was established by my administration as just one out of many legacies we left behind. This Governor needs a lot more efforts, years, Intelligence and resources to attain the level Allah has taken me, not to talk of my late father, Dr. Olusola Abubakar Saraki, the Senate Leader in the Second Republic. As Governor, I used the position to serve the people and during the period I did not dishonour his own father or anybody’s father for that matter.

“Just as I did after the election, my advise to Gov. Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq that he should devote his time and energy to providing good governance and genuine development of the state.

“It is well known to the Governor that I fear nobody, except Almighty Allah, the ultimate owner of all powers. With all his subterranean and open moves against my family, person and property, I remain unmoved. However, his open antagonism against my late father and his legacies is unwarranted and will not be tolerated. He has definitely gone beyond bounds as he cannot be allowed to ride roughshod on the deceased. In this war against my late father, he will not win.

“This Governor has shown that he is not a man who wants peace, co-operation and development. He believes that a constant attack on my family and I is all that he needs to win the hearts of Kwara people. The need to provide good governance is secondary to him.

“However, it should be made clear to Abdulrazaq and his administration that their attack on my late father cannot erase the legacies of Oloye. No evil design, negative plot or propaganda can successfully rewrite the history of Kwara State. This plot against my late father will not stand. And I will like to make it clear that we will contest this petty, malicious, dubious and bias action of a parochial, vicious and vindictive administration through all legal means. We are sure this is not an action taken in public interest. Rather, it is done in pursuit of a selfish and devious objective”, Saraki stated.

Signed

Dr. Abubakar Bukola Saraki, CON

Former President of the Senate
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Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot And Wife, Victoria Celebrate 16th Wedding Anniversary by GeneralPula: 8:51am On Dec 29, 2019
wany:
My dear ,the same thing with the females one prick they tire person no be lie.na just mutual respect and understanding na him be the matter. undecided
Naso! You’re right!
Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot And Wife, Victoria Celebrate 16th Wedding Anniversary by GeneralPula: 8:49am On Dec 29, 2019
Mixedfraction:
Such a very shallow comparison.. It tells a lot of your kind of personality.. Why would you ever place marriage and favourite food on the same pedestal? Since you want to compare let me give u something..
Do you bath everyday with water? If yes don't you get tired of bathing with water? Why don't you try acid or fuel?
The ans is: bathing with water is the best and right thing to do.. Now see your wife as that water and whenever you want to cheat on her, see it as you're about changing your style of bathing.. If you wouldn't bath with acid or fuel, I don't see any reason why you should think of cheating on your wife... Better still, just remain single than go into marriage with that your mentality...
Sometimes you go bath with cold or warm or hot water!

No be everyday be cold water!

Besides that, I admire your point.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Caught Me Red Handed by GeneralPula:
enshi:
Pls guys help me with the right words actions and steps to go about this..

Yes I was caught in the act.
She had traveled to her village to see her parents and she was to come back 2nd January. She left 24th ..

I was on this antibiotics since two weeks now and it really made me experience extra morning sicknesses (guys will understand) so we kept communication every now and then while she was away.

Today I met a lady in the morning while I went to buy my dog feed.. So I invited her to the house she came and we had little alcohol and one thing led to another we were on the bed pants down.. To my greatest surprise my window were flipped open all of a sudden low and behold it was my gf peeping through.. Omg

She had tried to come through the front door but it was locked . she probably had knocked but I didn't hear due to the generator that was on..
She called me my love and asked for how long I have been doing this then she left.. I was agog likewise the naked lady on my bed...

The lady left just immediately... I have not called my gf up till now.. I am confused don't know what to say or do.. Pls guys.. I love her and I have never cheated on her in a year and four months now.

What do I do
Just listen to this song

it wasn’t me-Shaggy and keep calm Mr.man

Everyone go dey alright las las
Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot And Wife, Victoria Celebrate 16th Wedding Anniversary by GeneralPula: 6:49pm On Dec 28, 2019
Sometimes I go just dey wonder how person go marry con dey chop one Toto for life!

Even if nah Jollof rice be person favorite food, you can’t still be eating it everyday until the end of time! E go taya you!

This alone self no Dey ginger me for that marriage bondage

I just dey talk my own ni oh!
Politics › Re: Oyo Corpers And Workers Receive Double Alerts by GeneralPula: 4:41pm On Dec 28, 2019
chiefolododo:
Seyi Makinde is the best governor in the history of Nigeria
Abi history of the world undecided
Crime › Re: First Bank Robbery: Banker, Three Others Arrested, One Killed As Siege Ends by GeneralPula: 2:29pm On Dec 28, 2019
Get rich or die trying!

No time! cool
Crime › Re: SARS Arrests Yahoo Boy, Lady Defends The Yahoo Boy by GeneralPula: 1:21pm On Dec 28, 2019
Vortex369:
If Federal Government was as wise as Chinese Communist Party, na dem supposed biy laptop and pay data foe all these jobless boys.

We need inflow of dollars and pounds and Euro into this economy to power industries and generate jobs.

Critical times need desperate measures.

How are we going to feed 205 million people my friends ?
Politics › Re: New York Apartment Purchase And Diezani’s Dominican Diplomatic Status by GeneralPula: 12:05pm On Dec 28, 2019
blackslayer:
I ONCE SAID ON THIS FORUM THAT I FOUND MY RIB. I WAS ONE OF THE UNFORTUNATE ONES THAT ACTUALLY FOUD THEIR WORST ENEMY INSTEAD. HOWEVER I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH! MY RIB TURNED UT TO BE MY ENEMY! THANK GOD I'M FREE!
Lol

God go deliver you!
Education › Re: David Adeyemi Is First African World Student Organisation Appointee by GeneralPula: 10:21pm On Dec 27, 2019
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FuckAllTheMODs:
Fly away Mr man, read the reply again.

I don't need your advice, you think everyone is fake like you.
Is this suppose to be a major news? No.
Why? The reason is because a Nigerians will surely be the one that will be selected, all the 11,000 people that contested for that slot are Nigerians, if I'm not wrong.
Maybe we should start posting all appointments on nairaland.
BTW I congratulated him
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Hatred don dey make this one to be getting sick in the head!
Education › Re: David Adeyemi Is First African World Student Organisation Appointee by GeneralPula: 10:19pm On Dec 27, 2019
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Kemz77:
Immediately I saw his jet black color, I knew he must be Yoruba with Dahomey blood not native Yoruba(Ijebu, Egba, Abeokuta, e.t.c). A lot of Yorubas have zero clue about this. 99.99% of the Dahomey Yorubas(Tinubu, Abiola, Fashola, e.t.c) are Muslims, are the ruling class, ruling over native Yorubas who are Christians. Same thing you see with Fulani ruling over Hausas.

Proof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llporKrPsbU
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Trash!!!!!!!!
Career › Re: Start Writing Your Date In Full Format Come 2020 by GeneralPula: 7:10pm On Dec 27, 2019
Fuckkk dates.. undecided
Celebrities › Re: 50 Cent Buys ₦1.2 Billion 2020 Bugatti Chiron Hypercar As His Christmas Gift by GeneralPula: 5:56pm On Dec 27, 2019
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

I thought they say this niggarrr is damnnn broke

Anyway may we not stay broke for too long because brokeness is not of the lord




Damnnnnn niggarrr

Stop that shitt niggarrr
Go master the huzzle to conquer the struggle so that your kids won't be typing "everything is vanity"

Let me tell you a secret
on judgement day All broke asss niggarrr will go to hell fire
So you better get your ass up and huzzle

You see that picture below
That is my santum( inner room where i huzzle only).


Most times i don't leave that room because am scared of being broke
I hardly use the main bedroom. I stay in that santum all day and night. When one computer is too hot then i switch to the other one. And if my brain is getting hot i drink some beer and continue the huzzling.
Washere!
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Celebrates His Birthday - Pictures by GeneralPula: 5:48pm On Dec 27, 2019
lathrowinger:
U know 1 thing I notice about nairalandbiafra, they don't like anything good coming from afonjas. And they like embracing their own things.
So ashamed of them
Exactly!

You don’t have to take them serious!

They ain’t that mentally stable...
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Daughter, Hailey Adeleke, Looking Adorable In Christmas Pictures by GeneralPula: 4:08pm On Dec 27, 2019
Digmygold:
Just remember to pay child support because Davido financially caters for his kids Don't be like Ubunja
You don’t worry about that!
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Daughter, Hailey Adeleke, Looking Adorable In Christmas Pictures by GeneralPula: 10:24am On Dec 27, 2019
itsme01:
cool



this baby mama thing seems intresting, its a lot better than traditional marriage and cheaper than polygamy or olosho sidechicks


..
I Dey tell you bro!
Romance › Re: What Special About Big Bumbum-men by GeneralPula: 3:13am On Dec 27, 2019
Nothing special!

Nah trash full there!
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Meaning Of Boxing Day? by GeneralPula: 5:31pm On Dec 26, 2019
jeph19:
That picture made almost pee on my boxers coz I was laughing hysterically
grin
Crime › Re: Wire Fraud: Emmanuel Mong Arrested At Airport While Trying To Flee US by GeneralPula: 3:24pm On Dec 26, 2019
sad

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