This prove that God's photocopy machine is a digital one.
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DancingSkeleton:
ion vote

I know Jarizod being elected might have no impact in your life but please try to cast your vote for him and make somebody happy..

DancingSkeleton:
In Jesus Name ...

Amen sir.. But i will need you to vote for Jarizod tmao..thanks..

Busted... When nature calls you.. You shouldnt answer in this kind of situation o...
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Check and balance.. I have all these qualities.. How come i am still single? Nice points though
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DancingSkeleton:
Nobody w an die but we wan go heaven


receive sense IJN

what is IJN sir..

zuma4k:
still advertising on such a thread?

... Abi... Wetin i go do? Just dont forget to vote for Jarizod tmao.. God bless..

Her name is Muji and she is currently my girlfriend.. I am scared to talk to her because i have seen her many times curse or abuse any man that approaches her.. So one day, i went to her mum to buy some rice.. ''Iya muji, i want to buy rice''.. Her mum wanted to sell it but she stopped her mum.. ''Mum dont worry.. Let me sell it for him...''.. I was surprise how she talked nicely to me and put more then i purchase.. I also noticed that she wont accept payment when her mum is not around... To cut the long syory short.. I confessed to her and she did to me.. That is how we become BF and GF to eachother.. Niggas in the street be like ''how did you do it?''
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Of corse i can date her... For benefit and to quench my Konji.
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Nawa o.. Should the person who snaped the pics notalso be on the run? Lol...
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I will tell you why men and women double date... When you just buy a car.. You get an insurance policy for it.. Why? Because you are not sure you are not gonna lose the car... That same thing applies to relationships too.. We get a side partner because we are not sure of the loyalty of the patner.. Also, we get a new car because the old one is developing some faults.. We can also get a new car when when we are capable of getting a new one even when the old one is not having any fault... He can also get a new one when he finds a better one than the old car... These are the things that happens in relationships too... Even worse, some people can get a new car and give their old one to their friend..

It depends on the situation... If you are the one at fault.. You should try to end the misunderstanding ... But you should beg too fast and too often so that your partner wont look down on you... And if you are the one at fault.. Give your partner time to apologize but if they didnt.. Go to them for they may not realize they are the one at fault... But dont go too soon and too often so that they wont take that as your weakness...
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Not only women.. I haye any object that flashes me too often...
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I have problem with literature in english...
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dejt4u:
The available fund was mismanaged and spent on unnecessary things.. He gave Iyaloja's(Market women heads) a brand new car each whereas the workers are suffering.. There are many more ridiculous things he has done

Aregbesola, i have marked his name now

Provided that i am a girl.. There is nothing wrong inviting your ex to your wedding.. But if you aint a virgin to your husband, it is better not to invite him.. Unless somebody else does.. Coz when your husby sight him, he would do nothimg but the thought of you guys once had sex together will cross his mind...and it may and may not affect your relationship when that thought flashes his mind often
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I believe when politicians denied doing something in public.. They really wont do it...
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Happy Birthday to her.. Wishing her what she wished for herself, long life and prosperity.
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I did not understand politicians.. Did he deliberately dont wanna pay their salary or he just dont have the fund or have he spent the fund?
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Whatever you are thinking.. I hope you have go down on her she...
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Emo, i have never eaten yoruba pepper soup before,, maybe the next commenter will..

This is politically motivated..

Till when.. Until they stop functioning..
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I know APC will go through this..

Man are always in the front..
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Maybe an old man reincarnated a baby..
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The woman should summon courage.. That video is just a bluff.. Why keep the video till now
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