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Ugwumba nwanna m, ekelee m gi maka obi oma gi. Ka O dikwara gi mma. Ka anyanwu ututu wetere gi ihe oma mgbe nile. Ka ozi ga-abiara gi site n'ulo buru ozi oma. Ukwu agaghi akpokwa gi. Ubochi I ga-achu nta, ka owere nchi megheruo n'isi.

Ekpere m n'ebe umunne m ndi ozo no bukwa na o ga-adiri unu nile mma n'afo ohuru a!

Wormedup, dominobaby, Radiant, Zulu, Toshmann, Uche2nna, 2fine4u, babyosisi, Donzmann, na ndi ozo gasi.

lauryn:
hey pipulz
I see all U didnt miss me and GENIAL who U calling GARFIELD ?

I missed you too, hun. Having fun?

wormedup:
hmmmm

mukina, i'm beginning to suspect you o o.
u and i know say u wowo , how u manage to woo guys is confutative !

*takes a look at the proverbs and decides to stand on one foot *

I see you. How much longer will you stand on one foot?

ikamefa:
erhm! once again i am afflicted by this partial amnesia thing i can't remember the full details all i know is that he like to eat Gorilla eyeballs as snacks

Oh, Ika! You are good for the blues! LOL

I'll be going to sleep soon, Ika. Thank you for being Ikamefa.

Good night, and God bless you!

Well said, brother. Let the morning come.

ikamefa:
me? oh! ok! i was going to tell you the King of Pluto is coming to Dinner tonight!

Ah! Now that is news. Is he coming alone? With an entourage? How is he coming? Tell me everything!

Hehehehe. . . there is no need to tell the deaf man that there is pandemonium at the market place.

Ah, cantelope! Easily dealt with, my dear.

Now we've got that out of the way, what was it you wanted to say?

Naughty, naughty! Ok, whisper in my ears.

Hmmm. . . ok. The next letter?

whitelexi:
Where 2 blind men are eating soup, it becomes necessary to ask who the chef is

I acknowledge your wisdom, and i am not in the ocean with my eyes closed

Wise men reason alike just like a snake will give birth to something long and an elephant to something heavy.

After the night, we shall see the light of the day, so let us wait.

Well, spoken, whitelexi. "Our wife, our wife", they all say. Come midnight, and we will know whose wife she really is. The native doctor that would cure diarrhoea; did he stow his own buttocks in the ceiling?

Hehehehe. . . ok. I'll help you. What's the first letter?

Erm, what? What is this thing that has no name, Ika?

ikamefa:
open your eyes mukinas- husband- to -be can't you see that this are evil machinations of a
a retarded mind? @G is trying to make you see the light   

Tut-tut, Ika! A word is enough for the wise, and Lexy is a wise man .

whitelexi:
What every wise man will do: Hot soup is better eaten slowly
we shall wait to hear from Muki.
You don't watch the masquerade from one spot, and every warrior has to learn to first guard their loins
So, wait - i will! for the fog to clear
the gods are wise

When the tortoise is dancing without music, do not be hasty to conclude that he is mad; his drummer may be hiding in the bush.

You are a wise man indeed, whitelexi.

Now what is it you say I owe you?

ikamefa:
sup

I have a gift for you. See below. . . 

Ika!!!

dominobaby:
Muki, i have.

Genial, I'll make my choice on new year's eve, that okay with you?

Fair enough.

And he openly shows once more how much of a fool he is - always talking without thinking. . .

dominobaby:
@ genial, you did by *bamboozling* me with all i did not want

Make your choice, then.

And he thinks to himself,"I have better things to do now. . . enough time spent playing with the children". . .

ikamefa:
Genial you owe me

How much?

dominobaby:
@ genial, you've made me forget what i wanted.

How did I do that?

mukina2:
my king . .when did ika change my name

No idea.

Hohohohohohohoho

ikamefa:
you mean by remote interference method?  

No. Immediate interference method. Guaranteed to be effective within a 1 micrometer radius.

And why is no one paying me any attention?

dominobaby:
All! I don't like cats, and what the heck am i going to do with, can't recall what they are called now,

I understand, milady. What would you rather have?

ikamefa:
yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! erhm!   when what?  


okay give 'em to me!  

winch? you mean Harry potter?

When you apply my lipstick the right way.

Harry who?  

Alas! This was the delusion that led to the downfall of all who had tried in the past. . .

dominobaby:
I don't like 'em all!

Huh? Ok. Which ones would you like to have replaced? That can be arranged with minimum fuss.

ikamefa:
where is ma own red and black baby puddy cat , dracula fangs and and 5 rattle snakes

Awww, I can't bear the sight of your tears. . . Ok, here they are; a dancing brown mottled pussy cat from warner bros, a live viper without venom from animal planet, and six baby piglets from snow white.

The rest you get when you. . .