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ZuluNation:
Hot_fergie my dear I don't care if you transgendered or 419, I'll do you ok babe. Don't mind Donzman his just hating

Zulu!!

Himself. He "fell on his sword" after his armor bearer (special assistant) refused to kill him. He had been fatally wounded on Mt. Gilboa at the war with the Philistines.

Donzman:
The only think love does to men is put a big hole in their pockets.

Strange. I would've thought the hole would be in the heart.

The pockets would be completely gone.

ikamefa:
no sir ! not is not missing !

lauryn:
@ Genial
it's obvious I was referring to Ikamefa

I understand.

ikamefa:
nahhhhhhh! its drrionelli!

_{i go whooze you oh!}

OK. When do we start? Remember to bring the lipstick along.

Donzman:
I won't mention names!

Quite uncharacteristic, Donzman. Are you falling in love? They say love does strange things to men.

ikamefa:
i concur! abi? Dr Drrionelli?

Dr Rionelli.

ikamefa:
sorry boo! i saw yah , was just trying to ogle mukinas king a likkle!

Er. . . is a "not" missing from the sentence?

Dear Lauryn, it would be expedient if you indicated the person to whom your comments are addressed. Just so no one is confused.

lauryn:
just now

I see. Act the part.

Shoot!

ikamefa:
my arthritic legs won't let me do that , i think a bow would suffice

Oh! In that case, I assure you that the good doctor will understand perfectly.

Er. . . L, when did you become M. Genial?

ikamefa:
explain? ^{you just lost me!}

That would explain. . . why Ika appeared not to have seen M. Genial, if he was as small as one of those men.

Are you losing your touch, Ika? It's not often that I have to explain anything to you.

Gulliver's travels. Those men were  so small, he could put about 100 of them in his coat pockets. That would explain. . .

ikamefa:
yes i know @ l abi?

Hehehe. . . you wan spoil d show?

How are you, Ika?

Not Garfield.

Erm. . .

_{*checks to see that he hasn't suddenly turned into a lilliputian*}

It[he/she/they] knows itself. My beloved cat!

Maybe.

Oh, I missed my cat, that's all.

L?

You asked for a translation. I gave it to you. You don't like it. So I change it.

Than my cat = than my cat.

Nothing more than you deserve.

Than my cat = Than my Lauryn.

Than my cat.

Most fecund nairaland babe = Lauryn

whitelexi:
The bestest thing on earth
Only big hearts will understand

Better than my . . .  ? By the way, I thought we were talking about a human being. Or is she a figment of someone's imagination?

whitelexi:
Wetin do calabar girls

They like meat, that's what.

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Donzman:
I was offended you thought of me as eccentric, very glad you changed it.

LOL. I actually do think you are eccentric. Unfortunately, there is someone else I think has been more eccentric than you, even though no longer very active.

ZuluNation:
Oh no I was not offended trust me, I feel honored you think I'm funny. Thank you

Very well. I was going to change it if you felt offended. No probs then!