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watever:
i hate tongue smileys

Deal?

ikamefa:
i think so!

What shall we do, Ika? This is getting out of hand.

watever:
@ Genial
Am awrite, thanx. u?
No not parables, just Yoruba
MUKINATU!!!

I hate cheesy grins.

mukina2:
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phew this girls have been busy

Is this igbo speaking?

watever:
who's we? i thot i was only talking 2 ika

Ok. Are YOU speaking in parables?

watever:
Ika,
lol yea, mums are funny like that sometimes  
Jammin, u sure u got the rite thread?
Hey Genial

My favourite school girl! How are you today?

ikamefa:
resting peacefully in my pot of ogbono soup!  

Ogbono soup and wolf meat. . . hmm. . . .

May I?

watever:
Hmmm.  .  .  .
i thot that was jest on.  .  .  . _{what day was that again?}  
D'u really have ika mefa?  

ikamefa:
yes oh! six likkle piglets

watever:
olugbodi or what is d yoruba name for that again?
D'u use the name?

ikamefa:
yes seriously i am an olugbodi, nope i do not use that name, ma mum calls me that only when am mad at her and about to throw a tantrum      

What's this? Are we speaking in parables?

ikamefa:
yes oh! six likkle piglets

And the big, bad wolf?

ikamefa:
the Queen mum right here meeeeeeeeee IKAMEFA  

Hehehe. . . I thought you were serious for a moment. Quit playing such pranks, Ika.  

ikamefa:
am applying color purple

LOL. . . purple? Is that another of your favourites?

_{*stepped out*}

iice:
i heard saw that

Oops!

iice:
Oya am going. . .talk to y'all whenever. Merry x-mas and have fun

Bye, aww-aaise.



Is it just me, or did it just get warmer in here?

ikamefa:
hehe!  you mean the Queen Mother rite?

Eh! Where is she? Where, where?!_{*looking left and right in agitation*}

ikamefa:
@ Genial we have to wait till you get your symptoms before i apply it

I will soon have them, Ika. What colour have you got?

iice:
Ika can do it if she's not already drunk or high

Muki is ehmmmm don't know mad or glad? she can do it

mukina2:
my royal maid ika

And what do you think your royal maid will think, with you acting so inappropriately? I thought you promised to give up the igbo?

Hmmm. . . lips. . . .

mukina2:
he gave me the number


my king . .i am on igbo o

Hmm. . . Igbo, huh? So who's going to apply lipstick to my face?

mukina2:
ok hmmm the queen moither must hear the king's latest frolick
my latest convo with a new boy i was toasting


me . . . .hey boy you too sweet shey he be like you get sugar or honey on you
boy . . . .are you talking to me?
me  . . yea you now
boy . . .no i was just born sweet
me . . .ok i called you because i want to say i loff you
boy . . .but why must you loff me
me . . . did i tell you that i like your smile
boy . .aww thanks
me . .so can i have your number
boy . . .sure . . .its . . . . .
me . .ok expect my call tonight

Hehehe. . . princess, you make me proud!  

iice:
Stepped out for what now? A 2nd opinion? Ok if the lipstick doesnt work, ehmmmm acupuncture?

I think I'll mix blue and gold.

Who's applying the lipstick?

ikamefa:
@ genial you mean the roasted rats and cockroaches    

And where did you get such a delicacy?  

ikamefa:
@ iice  give him Blue! blue! blue! lipstick  

Hmm. . . is that your favourite colour, Ika?

iice:
I was thinking maybe gold?

But seems Genial wants green, let me get my magic colour turning lipstick

I've changed my mind, iice. I want gold.

<sub>*poor doctor, your prescription's not working*

*stepped out*</sub>

mukina2:
hellolololololo

ikaaa the devil is at work again

ikamefa:
LMAO! Merry Xmas @ iice Ngwa genial over to you!

may i suggest color blue?

I already chose green. That's not what you should've said, you know. You're not following the script.

ikamefa:
Merry Xmas @ G no i did not  

Why not? What part did you not enjoy? The candle lights, the music, or the food?

ikamefa:
what?

wetin?

Huh?

iice:
Ika merry xmas

@Genial, lipstick? lol on you would look great, what color works with your coloring?

Well. . . I suppose green would look just fine, though if I understood the doctor well enough, that's not quite what he meant.

ikamefa:

Ah, Ika!

Pssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttt          

Merry Christmas, Ika. Did you enjoy dinner yesternight?

Hmm. . . the doctor called. He says the cure for the cold is . . . er. . . lipstick.

iice:
Is that a hint i should be going?

2 + 2 = 1? Explain please.

_{*shivering, teeth chattering*}

Somebody please turn on the heater. I'm freezing.

I got caught up in traffic, sorry.

This place is cold. _*shivers*

_{*walks out behind iice to the hot hangout spot*}

Bye, LondonCool. Sorry to have spammed your thread.

Ba ki gi turanci fa!

Genial:
Turanci! What does that mean?

Just pulling your leg there.

Hot_fergie dear, your profile says "male". You might like to do something about it.

iice:
Gwandpapas ke! Too old for me, i need some young sexy blood er body and what can i say? See all these beautiful masculine body around can wreak havoc with an ol lady's equilibrium

No need my seemingly innocent sir, i have a qualified doctor on hand to check them regularly, a girl needs to look her best you know

Turanci! What does that mean?

iice:
Never! i have had them for years now, i know how to work them after i need them for when i flirt with the sexy 20s boys

That's young-man-abuse! Inappropriate behaviour for a 61 year-old matriarch.

I may have to inspect those teeth to confirm that they are appropriate for flirting.

Genial:
LOL What are you talking about - cybereagles?

I get it now. Never mind, aww-aaise.

iice:
Hmmmm can't get past the aww

My bro goes to cybereagles, i didnt bother going there, sides am not like crazy over football

LOL What are you talking about - cybereagles?

It's no surprise you're not interested in football. For someone your age (61), that makes a lot of sense. What are you interested in - netball?