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And then he thought to himself, with a snicker, "but I'm also as sly as a serpent". . .

ikamefa:
no!

Awww, what's the matter, baby?

ikamefa:
@ muki na slip of keyboard

[b]ehen! [sub]* roll eyes*[/[/b]sub] God dey oh!

Are you alright, Ika?

Not surprising, seeing that he had been in the business long enough to know the rules of the game. . .

ikamefa:
no she does not

Yes she does.

dominobaby:
And where's my own gift y'all

To my very own sister, I present 2 elephant tusks from Kenya, ivory ornaments from India and a siamese kitten from Burma. I hope you like it, d'baby.

mukina2:
ika show me one plssssss

ask my king i gave him your xmas gift . . .  

my king . .give her o

aww esly buh byeeeeeeeeeee

She knows where it is, and what to do to get it.

eslynera:
MISSED YOU GUYS G&M,
BUT I GOTTA GO TO BED i've been here for six hours,
bye!!!

Goodnight, dear Esly. Very thoughtful of you as always. Sweet dreams.

ikamefa:
owe you what?     remind me!

genial open your eyes i see spotted , and striped donkeys everywhere  

I haven't had to remind you of anything up till now. Why has the need suddenly arisen?

ikamefa:
@ genial those ostriches gat no feathers on their butts abi?

When the wind blows, the chicken's butt will be seen.  

And I thought in my heart "what a fool!". . .

dominobaby:
Am great y'all.
Ika how bodi?
Genial where you @? Expect even zebras on nl

As well as giraffes and hippopotamuses. I've seen some ostriches too. They bury their heads in the sand and expose their rear end for all to see.

mukina2:
yow ika . . . . girl cool

my king

Yes, princess?

ikamefa:
for a sec i thought you were ignoring me ! i have been thinking of ways to kick your ass

spotters ? leopards? and donkeys too yes oh! so many abound in Nairaland

Can't ignore you, Ika. You owe me, remember?  

Donkeys, huh? LOL - I've been seeing many of them around. Didn't know they were spotted too.

ikamefa:
Genial Bia Nga!

Ika!  

mukina2:
area aw far . . . . . . . .

Circumference dey near.

jammin:
hahahahahahahahahahahah

tis the season to be jolly

And for good reason too.

dominobaby:
Hot hangout spotters, Seasons' greetings

Spotters? I don't see any leopards here. Do you, Ika?

kitaun:
Lmao, so who won and who lost the bet?? when do we expect the apologies to come rolling in??

What bet?

Ugwumba:
Ehmmm, Drogba made 10 before Kanu, as I predicted. Someone lost (not mentioning names) and hould honorably start posting the apologies.

Next stage - Thierry to 16 before both Kanu and Drogba - the Oracle of Umuahia has spoken. .

Hmmm. . . someone (not mentioning names) will not bet with the "oracle of Umuahia". Congratulations, Ugwumba.

Where's the humble pie?

I see. Make your move.

ikamefa:
aight @Genial durlin i gast to go!

i see mukinatu is gone

Merry Xmas once again God Bless and Good Night!

God bless you, Ika. The desire of your heart will be granted you, and it will be well with you.

Good night, and merry christmas.

ikamefa:
all this mis- englishes for me?

ok whats the intermidiate inteface? whats the final destination!

Remember my crush? 2 + 2 = ?

ikamefa:
all this mis- englishes for me?

i said 99cents stores

It's working, Ika. Keep it up!

jammin:
@genial. that wont work. packing up shop temp. waiting on new software.

Merry christmas! How are you? Your software is virus-infected.

mukina2:
haaaa people  . .anyone for amala and rats feet

Ika, what's that shop you recommended?

ikamefa:
what is indirect application?

By definition, the substance of application is placed in or on an intermediate surface, with which it is then applied to its ultimate destination.

ikamefa:
is that crying?

Hmm. . . so you were not crying. What were you doing?

ikamefa:
whaaaaaa? huh?

What are you crying for?

Where's watever?

ikamefa:
what way is it then you pucker up i appply the  margenta lipstick shikena!

Ah, but that is not the script, Ika. There is a better way. Indirect application.

watever:
@ Genial
So u see a quack doctor? _strange!
Muki
na so we see am o!

Would that be you?

ikamefa:
where you waka go before?

Attending to state matters.

ikamefa:
oya! pucker up!

That's not the way.

mukina2:
my king with a lip stick

ikamefa:
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Merry Xmas errone!  

your lipstick is right here and you did not answer my question  

What question?

watever:
who's high now?  
u'd look really cute with red lipstick on  

Doctor's prescription, watever.

mukina2:
pin cushion . .hell no
i promise to stop

In the presence of witnesses.

ikamefa:
why y'all surprised drastic measure ma friends drastic measures

@ g muki is the only one high

Ok. So where's my lipstick?

watever:
Am sure the sound of that is enof to get Muki cured

Are you sure about that? I'm willing to do just about anything to stop this royal scandal.

watever:
sounds like its gonn hurt  
Muki
me was supplying u igbo?

Is it painful, Ika?

ikamefa:
go to a 99cents store buy lots and lots of office pins and stick mukinatu with all the pins in the right place burning a a pinch of igbo at the ends of this pins

she will surely get cured of this addicton to igbo

What?!?!

Now I'm wondering who's high on what.

mukina2:
hmm my king yes now the igbo dey flow
watever wetin i do?

Ika and I have a christmas present for you, princess.

ikamefa:
i recommend pin- cushion process!

Hehehe. . . sounds attractive indeed! Pray, describe the process, Ika.