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Yes, man. I'm an oooooold man! How's it going with you?

Milady Mukinadeux. . .

would you like to visit the moonlight beam? It's very popular on Mars. . .

another option is Plato's corner. . .located on Pluto. . .

We will have a chaffeur and limo service. . . .

D'baby!!

What a pleasant surprise to hear from you again.
Of course I know JSS - I did JSS myself. . .

I just had to find a way to get you to keep talking to me!

My lady. . .

I do not have to say anything. . .

because you know that your wish is my command!

What ails you, Pretty?

Tell me, and your Knight in Shining Armour will make the scoundrels pay!

Ah, Precious!

Your tears are like the brooks of atlantis. . .
like the ointment of the creeks. . .
Like the diamonds at the bottom of the sea. . .
A king's ransom their value

Do not be hurt, beautiful. . . for you I will go to Mars, Pluto and beyond. . .

_{and then return to nairaland!} 

No, my lovely. . .

I like to have friends you know. . .

On Mars there would be no one. . .

(coughs politely)

. . . erm. . .
***

Oh, no. . . please not Mars again!

I couldn't bear to leave all les mademoiselles of Nairaland behind. . .

So am I, dearie, so am I!

Ah, munchkin! There you are!

Now my countenance lightens!

'Hell hath no fury like a woman spurned'. . .

The one you love, does he love you back?

To quote Tuface (Tuphase, Tufaze?). . . 'It is gooood loving somebody, and that somebody loves you back'. . . .

Erm. . . did that make any sense?

Not unless she's my secretary.

Alas. . . no one speaks. . .

Mercury, Venus, Earth, MARS, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, etc, etc.

Cherie, if you wanted me to disappear you could've just said so. . .   

Mars?!

Mars. . . where's that?

I would. . . if you'd be waiting for me at the top!

Do not be angry, ma cherie. . . only God is good. . .

but for you, I will be anything. . . !

Thank you oooooo, Eveseh. Are you a queen or a Princess?

Mukina2. . . erm. . .were you referring to me? 

Genial, in French, means - inspired, good, brilliant - so should I say. . .

the answer to your question is. . . ME!!

Yes, my dear. . . the feeling's mutual

Ah, that sound again. . . what paradise!!


lol

Ah, Mukina2. . . to hear the wonderful tinkling sound of your laughter. . .

to hear your velvety voice. . .

well worth it.

Now, should I say pigs fly, if it will make you laugh again. . . ?

Not chicken please, Eve. . . only have 2 legs. . .

Chickens have four!

Jss? As in 'Just Short and Simple'?

@ wormedup: Yes man. You're awake!

The wise ones say that, to the initiated, ripe corn is identified by sight!



@ D'baby: Not completely. . . I speak a little - just a little, I repeat - French. Nothing fancy

Not French, baby. Just forming

Thank you, cherie .

I think I'm I'm going to enjoy my stay. . .  especially with all these belle mademioselles around me!

lol

Thanks man. I was hoping to create a new record,

I can see the headlines "Mr chicken Genial creates new world record for standing on one leg"

Then I'll get to ride in a cool limo, appear on TV -

No thanks, man. I think I'll stay on one leg - can't take my record from me!