₦airaland Forum

xynerise: I live at the better side of Lagos

larride: Pa antelope, you can lie, sms.

ikekings1: Just came back ryt now... Any lady to accompany me to the bathroom? Raise your hand if you are interested...

xynerise: All these ones wey dey Sango-Otta sef dey form Lagosian

caseless: udonminit!

wat about xmas and nu year now? sad news..

larride: I swear to God Almighty.













I'm lieing

caseless: ...i go beat u ooo

larride: BREAKING NEWS: ASUU STRIKE CALLED OFF.









why this woman come wake me up now.

xynerise: What are you guys saying? Which part of Lagos are you? Desert sun dey shine since this week for Lagos.

caseless: *hands her an italian heater*

caseless: sharrap and rub my head

onuwaje: Me I dey jump up sef lol

caseless: for east? haba ...we don de feel am for here wel wel. na still rain season una dey?

caseless: peeps having funny idea? i'm sure they can picture what i'm doing in my dream with mimikosky baaaaaiby.......eh.....

onuwaje: I tire for her o

onuwaje: Smh..... My aunties are at the hospital... And why do u think I will joke with my mom's health?!

xynerise: Them swear for you? . My friend prostrate backward and greet me



Skydeep is fine

caseless: *removes his hand angrily from my head *


are u mimi? *places my head on mimi's shoulder*

xynerise: Hello kids!

caseless: u are supposed to be at d haspitul ryt now or run shift with lil sis, but here u are chasing women......*shrug my shoulder..sms!*

onuwaje: Am single and searching

caseless: haba ..u served in a.ibom? u must have learned how to butcher dog meat on ur own. i no go chop that ur dog meat ridden coconut rice again.

larride: I'm doing fine and you?

caseless: *stands behind her, throws my hand around waist, grabs something very soft,.....presses lyk it's a car horn.....drags her to d ground and hands sijo d chain to chain her*





once again *taps bum bum*

larride: GentleMimi, what's up with you?

caseless: ...iyo ooo....ibibio gal, u sabi cook wel wel?

ikekings1: Lol.. Atm machine easy oooo... Do u really need dis card?

caseless:

gals no go kill us....i'm sure one shap gal among u loaded d card.....mimi, lertee....atmc