₦airaland Forum

skydeep: Roger that commander

Nice meeting you once again

Believe me,u're the commander.

Okay peeps,i gotta run....duty calls.
Madam Skydeep,its an immense pleasure meeting u.
See u guys in a few hours time. Tada.
Haters...keep hating,but not enough to commit e-suicide!

skydeep: You have made the right choice

Together we shall guide and lead them like the babies they are.

Mondisweets: who is coming for my bushmeat and pito christmas party?

Lol! Venue??

skydeep: Later tonight

Yes oooo! Confirmed!!!

*mosquitoes buzzing about...sprays Baygon*

Mondisweets: good evening guys

Hi babe.

*Hisses to the high heavens...* mtchwwwwwwwwwwweeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

skydeep: *blushes* Thank you ma

Will I still get the position?

infact,not only will u be the trasurer,u will be my PA and special adviser.I need someone like u to help me handle some of the baby boys here! (i have a feeling u're perfect for that)

skydeep: I have one here but it is not a wedding picture.

Show me! I wanna see! *throwing tantrums*

skydeep: Thanks sweetheart


I will give you my blessing only if you make me the treasurer

I rarely say this,but i like u ! Keep it up! May God bless ur home.

skydeep: Thanks sweetheart


I will give you my blessing only if you make me the treasurer

I rarely say this,but i like u ! Keep it up!

lertee: It is getting real that she is ma antelope o, she seem nice.

Awwwwwwwww! I'm liking this! I hope all these little boys are learning sha!

skydeep: You want to see the marriage certificate?

No,i want to see pikshure!

Aaaaarrrhhhhhmmmm.........i think what u said is true ooo.I just peeped at ur profile.Wow! I just never imagined a civilized couple on NL together.You both are amazing.Congrats on having such a cool-headed gentleman.
By the way,i plan on overthrowing him as the chairman of this crazy house...i hope u'll give me ur blessings.

skydeep: What?

Are u mammy antelope?(no offence ooo) Hmmmmmm! If u're for real,then i'm shocked.But Pappy antelope must confirm this first oooo before i believe.

lertee: I'm good babe,lol,you na die na....you no dey spare them
I hope you are good.

I am,thanks.

xynerise: Hope I am not included?

Included in the ''gaga'' people....u def are.
Chair wey dey schedule meeting,but no dey show.....

lertee: Hey mimi

Hi sweerie,watsup? U and my twinny are the only sane people here! Every other person has gone gaga.

spikes C: Isn't it obvious when people lie to you just to make you feel happy

If they said you're trying to look like a wh0re,
take it as an advice, think on it, sleep on it or even fck on it.

Just make sure you do something about it

U don dey use style dey exercise ur freedom of speech abi?.No vex when the table go turn round oooo.

xynerise: Ya, moving to my village soon

You are moving into Mammy antelope's pot of soup.....i pirry u.

Bukato3: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN POST AND A
NAIJA post on a thread!

UK PAGE....
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from Uk,
i love my husband so much and I can do
Anything to please him... But recently I am
falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:
*James silva: I think u need to talk to your
husband because marriage is all about
communication.
*Sarah water: Oh my dear,sorry about that..
Have been in your shoes before, I had to
wake up and face the fact that I am married.
*Michael paper: well just remove your mind
from him and make
your husband do the things you like in his
cousin..

NAIJA PAGE !
My name is Aminat, i stay in Abuja, married
with a kid, I think I am falling for my
husband's cousin! No insults oO

COMMENTS:
*Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na food?
*Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to
womanhood.. shame on u,
*Idris kunle : Any news about ASUU strike?
*Toheeb sule : If u want to fall for me too, call
my no 0708312455
*Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all, better go find
something do with your life, fall koor, stand
nii
*Richard oke : Abeg who get bb charger(pin
mouth)
*Amaka Achebe : Ur a prostitute, u need
deliverance !

Stale.

Vanneni: Huh? Na you be mumu geh, no be me.

You and free2ryhm should mind your business. If I want to post completely nake'd pictures on NL does it make any of your markets sell less?

And Idowu why did you wait for Free2ryhm to speak before doing so?

I don't try to be anybody. I just rock what I want to rock.

BOLD! I might not be crazy abt ur pix (i aint a lesbo),but i like ur strength! Keep it up (positively)

4:30 am.....crazy! On mondays,its 4:15 am......on weekends 5:15am. I work at the island so i gotta beat 3rd mainland bridge holdup

OVER 400 suspected Boko Haram gunmen Monday broke the peace that was gradually returning to Maiduguri, the Borno State capital, in the last six months.
They attacked the 204 Nigerian Air Force (NAF) base and killed several military personnel and residents in the area.
The attack on the base, which is used by the 7 Division of the Nigerian Army in fighting terrorism in the state, commenced around 3.00 a.m.
The gunmen chanted “God is great! God is great!” before storming the Air Force base through three villages, Njimtilo, Shuwari and Moronti, west of Maiduguri International Airport.
They also attacked the 777 Housing Estate police out-post; the trailer park under construction; Maiduguri International Airport, several petrol and police stations and houses, including four NAF quarters in Gomari ward located south of the base.
According to an eyewitness and resident of Gomari ward, Ibrahim Isa, the gunmen started firing at the base around 3.00 a.m., targeting about three fighter jets and helicopter gunship stationed at the base.
Isa said: “We could not sleep throughout last night, as the exchange of gunfire and explosions of several Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs) continued for over four hours at the base and its environs comprising three neighbourhoods on Maiduguri-Kano Road. Even though I cannot tell you the exact number of people killed, I am certain we lost three of our neighbours in yesterday’s attack at the Air Force base. It is only the military that can tell you the exact number of people killed.
“Some of the gunmen that participated in attacking this Air Force base were also shot dead, as some of the bodies were still lying on the air field today (Monday). But the civilians killed yesterday have been buried according to Islamic rites.”
Barely two hours after the attacks, all the major roads and streets, including Airport Road, were closed to motorists, forcing many people, including school children, to trek to their respective destinations at 7.00 a.m.
A top military officer, who was not authorised to speak on yesterday’s incident, said: “These attacks on our military base were well-planned and co-ordinated, as the gunmen did not use the conventional routes of roads and streets, but used the dirty village tracks west of the Maiduguri airport. Even their movements with arms were not sighted by any of our men on patrol, until our base was attacked by these hoodlums, destroying several lives and military facilities that may take time to replace in the fight against terrorism in the North-East sub-region of this country.”
The spokesman of the 7 Division of the Nigerian Army, Col. Mohammed Dole, also yesterday in a statement confirmed the terrorists’ attacks, stating that troops had successfully repelled the insurgents.
The statement reads in part: “In the early hours of Monday, December 2, 2013, Boko Haram terrorists attempted to gain access to our locations in the Seventh Division. But the Nigerian Army successfully repelled the insurgents and inflicted serious casualties on them. The situation around Njimtilo and Maiduguri International Airport general areas is calm and under control.
“Our troops supported by the Nigerian Air Force aircraft are presently pursuing the terrorists towards the Maiduguri-Damaturu Road. Members of the general public are requested to remain calm and comply with the 24-hour curfew imposed by the Borno State government.”
The curfew, according to the statement, will be reviewed periodically as the security situation improves.
On the curfew, the Secretary to the State Government, Ambassador Baba Ahmed Jidda, noted in a statement made available to reporters in Maiduguri: “The Borno State government in consultation with the GOC 7 Division, Nigerian Army, has decided to impose a 24-hour curfew on Maiduguri Metropolitan Council and environs starting from 11.00 a.m. today, Monday, December 2, 2013.
“The imposition of the curfew is necessitated by an attack in Maiduguri by people suspected to be Boko Haram members in the early hours of today. During the period of the curfew, the Borno State government pleads with all citizens to remain calm and law-abiding until the situation is put under control as the security agencies will do everything possible to maintain lives and property of the citizens. Only vehicles on emergency calls and essential services are allowed to move during the period. The curfew will be lifted as soon as the situation improves.”
Source: Vanguard Newspaper.

Stretchmarks are not cured,unless by laser treatment eradication.It is simply ''managed'' by other means.

xynerise: Erm.....you are gorgeous .






Were you nak'ed?

Pappy antelope on the move.......

spikes C: How old are you?

Say the truth for once

Definitely older than u,kiddo.

spikes C: O boy, you don lost o

Na grandmama oldies wey full here

Shattap there!

xynerise: I no call meet.

I asked someone to read the minutes

You no just follow. This ur chairmanship no make sense ooo!