Short heartless bitch

Heywhizzy:
If we can't collect all three without messi, then we really need Neymar like never before

Exactly

If Suarez,griezman,dembele and coutinho can't step up then there's big fuckup

I'm sure if they fail to win tomorrows match Barca might just get serious with this neymar deal especially if coutinho and dembele fail to impress in tomorrows match

Well we go win tomorrow sha

Charmingrascal:
I remember in early 2018 I almost committed suicide because of some challenges I had, friends talked me down, family never believed my side of the story.
I felt rejected and down I cried every night I wanted to end it all but some thing restrained me from doing it.

Fast forward to early 2019 I overcme the challenges, I found my smile back.


To whoever reading this I want you to know that suicide is not an option, your breakthrough may be very close, perhaps just a step ahead.

When you commit suicide you think you have ended the problem but in the real sense it might be the beginning of problems for other people, think about those who love you, you can't be hated by all, someone somewhere believes in you and loves you.

Suicide is never an option, think twice before you take that sniper, have a rethink before you jump into the Lagoon.

Life is not a bed of roses but it is so sweet
There are things to live for
Believe in yourself

Family over friends

Wow

Sometimes i can't help but think the black race is cursed or something

Even tough wey we dey form say we tough las las we no tough. See as this soft looking people dey fucking gallant and stand their ground to fight for their right and freedom
Funny enough the extradition no be big deal o and e no even concern nor will it affect majority of them; yet them say dem no want am and dey stand their ground.

Nawa o

O blackman o africa when will thou get sense

LaMujer:




I don't want him, but I still would grudgingly take him over he going to Madrid. But I just want him off of Spain as a whole

Lol. I on the other hand i want him but if we don't get him i strongly hope madrid gets him.

I can't afford to watch a boring el clasico with just eden hazard sampling his ass everywhere thinking he is one of the best

All in all after accessing every detail i have come to the conclusion that neymar is going no where so u have nothing to worry about

LaMujer:



I don't hate on Ney. It's byke that does


I'm just not happy we're going to break the bank to get him. At what cost?


And there's no way Barça won't pay more than 222m for him. Why do you think the deal has refused to progress? We're offering way below their valuation. Phil + 100m is not up to 222m, so yes, they will keep rejecting any offer less than 222m

Let them reject it na them and neymar go lose not us
We will nack 3birds with one stone:

Neymar: wants out. Psg fans hate him now more than ever

Psg: wish they never signed him

Madrid: Madrid are trying to offer bale and cash for neynar

We can't possibly lose in this deal. The management will be too stupid to lose

LaMujer:



Who tell you sey Coutinho is surplus? No let them hear you o.

Phil's wage is high, but is Ney's going to be any much lower?


See brother, I've been quite a vocal fan of Ney not coming back. I'm not really interested in whatever he has to offer.
Messi, 32
Luisito, 32
Griezmann, 28

And you want to add a 280m 27 yo Ney too?

Until Ney has been paid for, his valuation still remains what his club tag him, 280m.

But yes, football is about business anyway. So, fück it already.

Bro coutinho is surplus
He is a certified bench warmer this season no too ways about it. And considering the money involve it will be unwise to have two expensive players in dembele and coutinho on the bench

Even before this neymar saga; barca has been planning to sell coutinho or loan him just that nobody is interested. But this neymar deal gives us the opportunity to discharge coutinho and bring neynar. The deal is totally worth it bro

Coutinho has failed to impress and disappointed the management massively. They don't see anymore potentials in him and see him as a big flop. So tey we even reduced im price and tried to woo liverpool into getting him back but liverpool no gree them don access coutinho see say the guy no worth am he has depreciated massively

We need to do away with him asap. Let go elsewhere and prove his worth. Barca no get time to waste

We can't afford to manage and tolerate a young dembele and at the same time manage a matured coutinho considering their combined fee and wages

Keep sentiments aside bro and access the situation

LaMujer:



I'm not saying we'd offer 280m. Where we wan find am go?
The thing be say, no matter what offer we give them, it will still amount to 250m. No 2 ways about it.

Bro no be like that. Your information no legit

Barca won't try it.
Where the club see 250m . Infact at the end of the day we won't offer them that 222m. Its either we win in this business or no deal. The management will be so stupid not to be the ones to benefit from the deal

I understand that fellow cules are still angry with neymar but lets be sincere to ourselves he has a lot to offer.

Neymar will offer us what griezmann and dembele cant offer us.

Forgwt o griezmann dey choke wella

I even rate suarez in stepping up way more than griezmann. And we all know dembele lacks output

LaMujer:



You say we're not taking back our vomit?


Someone from one of the biggest clubs in Europe, forced his own way out of the team, selling himself to the highest bidder, disgracing us in the process. And we're now going gung-ho for the same player again.


Tell me, how then would you describe going back to your vomit?
.
You sold a player for 222m, 2 years later, after having injury cut off his season, twice is as many seasons, you want to buy him for 280m and are saying we have nothing to lose?


I can't believe you're calling 100m a few cash when we didn't even have it to pay for Griezmann ourselves


We're fücking losing 120m Coutinho, 40+ Rakitic and 100m. That's what we're losing.

Coutinho and rakitic are surplus
We can very much do away with them. Infact we are better off without them because we have too many options in midfield and we can no longer afford to use coutinho as a winger anymore because there is no vacancy there either. And his wage is high

And please quit saying 280m for neymar. The management is not so stupid to agree to that. Heck we can't even afford that

Rakitic shouldn't even worth 40m. But lets assume thats his current market value

Then what we are offering psg to get neymar is:

120m coutinho ( whom we we need to get rid off as soon as possible whether neynar deal or no neymar deal)
+ 40m Rakitic ( surplus and no longer needed)
+50m cash
=210m. We got 222m for neymar so its profit

But what psg are demanding is
120m coutinho + 50m cash = 170m
Then that 170m + semedo (unknown value)=222m that they paid to get neymar

So basically psg value semedo to be worth around 50m or thereabout but barca are not willing to part with semedo because the management value him to be more than that

What is slowing this deal now is thag psg need semedo and coutinho + 50m or barca pay the full 222m cash which barca are not willing to pay and can't possibly afford to pay

Bro u need to understand that this is business. You do away with unnecessary sentiments. Nobody cars about vomit or no vomit. If we pull this deal off especially the coutinho+rakitic and cash ( say 50m or thereabout) then trust its a big win for the management whether u and other cules like it or not.

Management can't afford to be unnecessarily sentimental and reason like fans. Fans hardly see the bigger picture. They think they know but they don't actually know wassup

LaMujer:



How do you know Phil and Ivan are better for them?


You want them to accept your deadbeat horse, which you don't want again. They are requesting for someone they can still cash out on in the next few years, not an old outworn player. And you say they're being greedy. Really?



Does Barça know what they want?


This is what Yoruba call, "ohun owo mi o to, ma fi gangan faa"


You're not capable of something, but you're acting like you're capable.

Borrowed loan to sign Griezmann
Firpo dragged for over a month, and now you want to sign 280m player.

Lol, we know how teams who are capable buy players.

Madrid bought Hazard and Jovic
Atleti bought Joao Felix



All were gotten without fuss, but not us. And you're accusing Paris of being greedy. We that are being covetous nko?

Bro you keep mentioning 280m and I'm quite confused here

What makes you think barca will offer 280 for neymar

What they are offering them is 80m or is it 100m + coutinho or Coutinho+rakitic+cash which i believe is lass than 60m or thereabout


If they still insist on semedo then the deal is off because they obviously don't value him the way we do.
Neymar is the one who is begging to be signed

Bro No cause for alarm because barca isn't desperate to sign him; they probably just don't want madrid to sign him

So barca fans that don't want him should take a chill pill

From the look of things i doubt they will pull this deal off as psg is being unnecessarily greedy. Why demand for coutinho,semedo, plus cash. Instead of to accept coutinho and rakitic plus cash which will favour them more

If this deal fails then psg and neymar will be the biggest losers.

Psg fans are already roasting neymar. The boy might just realise he has shot himself in the foot

I hope we sign him though and do away with coutinho and rakitic due to surplus in midfield

Raalsalghul:
No dignity whatsoever!
Going back to their own vomit.
Spits

Neymar is our prodigal son

He needs us more than we need him. That's why he decided to receive pay cut just to come back home. Despite knowing his return wont be funny because unlike psg where he is king; barca he is just a top dog. Even griezman and de jong will be ahead of him in clout level in barca, fans will surely feast on him so he has to be at his very best if he returns because any fuckup from him could signal the end of his career.
Its a big gamble for him not us.

So nothing like vomit here in our part because we have nothing to lose except a few cash and hopefully coutinho because our midfield is overcrowded.

Besides we never sold neymar; neither did we ever intend to because we are loyal to our star players. Neymar bought himself then moved to psg due to his stupidity and trying to run away from messi shadow. I blame his dad more for that silly move

Neymar has a better claim to declaring himself the best player in the world after Messi and Ronaldo more than any player

I will pick neymar over players like griezman, hazard, coutinho etc anyday anytime

Neymar is phenomenal. Even if na free kick goals make him come dey score. He is better of at barca and besides with him we will be stronger

I will be glad to see madrid sign him if we fail to complete this transfer

bigpicture001:


From the days of stories in GST in year one..igbos have always been people that have mind of their own..nd doesn't allow any foolish leader dictate nonsense to them...unlike yorubas who are slaves and follow leaders to grave....

If tinier says..RUGA is okay..they will all rush for it

Nigger u can make ur point without insulting yorubas


Pls sometimes we should respect ourselves. Enough of all this unnecessary comparisons

Mcreloaded:


You right but if i am forced to involve in such then it means i must have plans to kill the other accomplice as they are the weak spot in the whole operation.

Lol

See as the whole talk dey sweet you for mouth. Dont be surprised the person will take u down first

whatmoreng:
Wen dem talk sey dis governor no get sense, I bin tink sey d na bad belle dey cos d talk.
But now am sure he is an illiterate.

How can he even think of destroying nature sites like caves? Caves that have been in existence for thousands of years. A potential money spinning tourist site.

Am so angry right now.

Is there no right thinking person in his cabinet to advise this illiterate?

You can provide security without destroying natural artifacts. We didn't hear Afghan Army n US forces proposing to level down the mountains cos the talibans are hiding in the caves.

Ugwanyi is the worst governor in the history of enugu state

He is low key one of the worst governors in Nigeria but he is very good at propaganda and deceit

BroadStreetBull:
I cannot believe that anybody who watches Semedo play would argue that Semedo does not boss that right wing defensively and offensively whenever he plays!

I cannot believe.


A lot of people are susceptible to match statistics.

They just wake up in the morning time and look for match stats.

Watch the game nigga! Watch the game!!

You are right bro but truly that guy has a valid point.

Hopefully semedo steps up this season.

I really like semedo game so much especially the link up between him and dembele. Very deadly. Speedand strength offensively and defensively. Noce combo

Swissh:

Oga sit down somewhere. Roberto from that same role was having 7 assist. His cross and end product are garbage. 1 goal 0 assist in 70matches is awful. Including having 0 successful crosses and just 0.2 key passes per game. Semedo is just about an average player and haven't done anything at Barca.

Hmm. Well i must admit you seem to have a point here. His stats is somewhat poor when judged by goals/assist although we all know thats not his primary duty in the team but sha he still need dey contribute more in those areas.
Well his overall game is quite good but like you stated he doesn't yield much results in attack. His tackle rate is high though and i believe he won most pks last season despite coming from bench most of the time.
Anyways this season he owns that position fully unlike previous season. So i expect him to contribute in every aspect and definately the goals and assist will surely come

Swissh:

What is wrong with this one ? Semedo that has 1 goal and 0 assist in more than 70matches for Barca is why you jumping up and down.

Nigger

Do you no how many pks semedo has won for barca and besides he contribute so much more in other areas aside goals and assist.
Semedo is no dani alves and besides valverde current system won't permit semedo to get those goals/assist stats

Did i just hear psg want coutinho,semedo and 50m for neymar

That's an insult especially to semedo. How much do this motherfuckers think is semedos current value in transfer market of today.

If you ask me semedo should be worth 60m in current transfer market since that man u wan bissaka defender was bought 50

Management better don't try that nonsense of including semedo in neymars deal.

Infact i don't want neymar anymore

Nawa o.E be like dis ppl think say player like semedo dey easy to find. Semedo na one of my favorite and i expect a lot from him dis season since roberto has been shifted to midfield

Fourwinds:


digest this.

1. Do you wear tattoo?
2. Do your wear dreadlock or crazy hairstyle
3. Do you sag your trousers and boxers?
4. What type of car do you drive and the work you do? Your age too ...are they consumesurate with your pay?
5. Where are the places your visit and at what time do you visit such places? You don't expected a security agent to see you at 12a.m. ,1a.m. ,2a.m. And not query you.

Ask yourself sincerely . Do you flaunt any of these ...

How can a small child poopoo and you expected flies not to peach on his/her bumbum..

A wise man once said "who brain is given sense is expected "

You are a very stupid and uncivilized archaic fellow

Mind you i am innocent of your number 1 - 5


So those things you mentioned are now crime according to naija law

People like you encourage impunity and enable this uniform men to misbehave

Who be this mumu

Most of them don't even know why they are Christians or what made them to be Christians yet they feel they are more Christian than even the white man

It could just be a movie shoot

But so what if she decide to walk like that

All this people shout god jesus world coming to an end bla bla and what not thunder fire una. Too many hypocrites full this country.

This are one of the downsides of civilastion; people do crazy shit and express themselves how they choose to, provided its not against the law and she didnt cause harm to anybody, besides many mad people walk unclad. So i wonder why people are shouting end of the world and all that bs.

What i see here is nothing but art and a beautiful sight to behold. And no i am not a pervert and i am not talking about her naked body but the expression the outlook and colours on her

shadrama:
God please when is it gonna be. the whole world has gone bizarre

Speak for yourself
All this holy holy people una dey very annoying
The whole world is not going bizzare in anyway

According to your bible there was sodom and gomorrah which occurred way before even your great grand father was born

The world no end then na now e wan end

NwaAmaikpe:




You just took me back to when Nigeria was a country, when coins were precious precious.
When Texaco filling station attendants cleaned your windscreen and thanked you for your patronage.

When Nigerian Airways was still a robust Elephant with wings?
When PAN flooded our streets with seductive 404s?
When we stood by railways counting the number of coaches on each steam train passing.

Do you remember when we used fluorescent tubes to construct HD-ready antennas so we could hear the truth from Siene Allwell Brown and Frank Olize.
And when we put coloured glasses over our TVs so we could watch in colour?

Should I remind you of our TVs that had shutters, keys and legs or tell you the stories of eating moi-moi out of milk cups while watching white cranes come home from their fishing trip and beg them to exchange their white claws with out dirty nails?

When we ate New Society bread with planta.
Drank Ginger Ale or Pronto.
Licked "chichi" sweet and coloured saccharine icecreams after taking an overdose of kwilikwili so we could win the farting competition.

Back to when ladies wore shimmy.
When permed and jerry curled hairs were the styles to beat.
Tales by moonlight for the teens,
Icheokwu for the adults and Danger mouse for the kids.

Tell me did you write love notes and pass to your crush through her younger ones?
Did you sprain your finger from turning the "roundabout" telephone dial?

Did you knot grass leaves to stay out of trouble?
Did you walk from house to house on Christmas eve to sing carols?
Lalasticlala.... Did you ever use Aquafresh toothpaste to drink garri or use Krest and Akanwu for birthcontrol?


Nigeria was great.
Life was greater if you had the privilege of growing up in Eastern Nigeria.

Odogwu nwoke

haymekus:


Talking about steals, FDJ is the steal of the transfer market, dude is a gem, God bless bartomeu for buying him

True talk bro.
We still need him to partner fellow young midfielders atleast most of the time. Arthur and Alena deserves adequate game time.

IKON360:

did we play well? Good thing Griezman scored, it was looking like Joao Felix is a better buy.

And Suarez hmm... I'll be serious about watching our matches from January, and I hope Messi, Suarez and Griezman will lead us to UCL this season

We played well

It will be a massive failure if we fail to win this years champions league because we have all it takes. We have the best lineup in europe and the best squad depth. Dembele, coutinho, arthur, vidal, lenglet and funny enough even rafinha are players that will do well in first eleven of any team but this guys are potential bench materials that's to tell you how strong this current squad is. The competition is high now. So far so good dembele seems eager to have his best season. He bullies players with his speed. Even coutinho was brilliant today although nothing special but his footwork, passes and dribbles were a joy.
De jong and griezmann has definately made all the players to sit up. Even Alena and rafinha are very mean and eager to fight for a place in the team.
My only problem right now is valverde,busquets and rakitic. I really hope players like arthur,alena and puig also get considerable play time because they deserve it. And i strongly hope and expect rakitic and busquets to leave after this season because they are no longer needed right now especially due to their age and the fact we have really reasonable, ambitious,agile, strong and fast young midfielders.

All in all this season will surely be beautiful. I believe we no longer have to fully depend on the GOAT to bail us out

IKON360:

did we play well? Good thing Griezman scored, it was looking like Joao Felix is a better buy.

And Suarez hmm... I'll be serious about watching our matches from January, and I hope Messi, Suarez and Griezman will lead us to UCL this season

Mehn griezmann is good as always

But you see that jao felix forget that boy is a steal considering current transfer market and his age.
That boy plays like someone with experience


Goal.com was even comparing him and mbappe on twitter even before the juve match

They asked who was better. Me personally let me be sincere i had pick him over mbappe provided he continues at this rate. Why i had pick him is that he ifders so much more. To me Its just like asking who i had pick between messi (felix) and C.ronaldo (mbappe)

haymekus:



I really hope we get rid of backpassitic b4 the end of this transfer window

Highly unlikely bro

Me i am even more worried about busquets and the fact he is our assistant captain. Valverde won't have balls to bench him. But the truth is that busquets and rakitic deserves bench even vidal deserves more game time than busquets

IKON360:

abeg scores?

And on our team, we do have a great midfield, especially the younger guys. We may not have an Iniesta or a Xavi or a younger Busquets but we have players that can offer the forwards so much time on the ball.

4 - 0 bro

Suarez 2goals
Griezmann
Dembele

Suarez solo goal
Alba assist to griezmann
Dembele to suarez
De jong assist to dembele

Dembele looks really serious this time; using his speed and trickery to intimidate players
Even coutinho showing his fancy feet
Rafinha really impressive so far especially coming ftom bench i just hope he stays fit
Umtiti also seems to be improving

Arthur doesn't deserve bench at all. Infact even alena doesn't deserve bench or atleast reasonable game time

This match just shows we don't need busquets and rakitic anymore unless from bench. Both of them are our weakest links. Even vidal deserves more game time than the duo

All in all we have the best squad in europe